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BIKE MAN: Where are you going
to?
PROSTITUTE: I'm going to the
mortuary.
BIKE MAN: Sorry it's late, I can't
drop you there except you pay
me 3000 naira.
PROSTITUTE: No problem, when
we get
there, you'll be paid.
When they got to the mortuary,
the prostitute said, "Wait here a
second, let me go get you the
money." When the man waited
for an hour without seeing
the prostitute, he decided to go
in
search of her.
He pushed open the gate of the
mortuary a little bit, took some
steps in, before noticing
someone, who appeared to be
the mortuary attendant, lounging
around:
ATTENDANT: How can I help you
sir?
BIKE MAN: I gave a lady a ride to
this place, she asked me to wait
for her to go
inside and get the money for the
ride, but didn't come back.
ATTENDANT: No one entered
here! So I don't know what you
are talking about.
The bike man insisted and
decided to stay and wait for the
lady. The attendant thought for a
while and asked him to follow
him into the mortuary room.
When they got there.
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BIKE MAN: Where are you going
to?
PROSTITUTE: I'm going to the
mortuary.
BIKE MAN: Sorry it's late, I can't
drop you there except you pay
me 3000 naira.
PROSTITUTE: No problem, when
we get
there, you'll be paid.
When they got to the mortuary,
the prostitute said, "Wait here a
second, let me go get you the
money." When the man waited
for an hour without seeing
the prostitute, he decided to go
in
search of her.
He pushed open the gate of the
mortuary a little bit, took some
steps in, before noticing
someone, who appeared to be
the mortuary attendant, lounging
around:
ATTENDANT: How can I help you
sir?
BIKE MAN: I gave a lady a ride to
this place, she asked me to wait
for her to go
inside and get the money for the
ride, but didn't come back.
ATTENDANT: No one entered
here! So I don't know what you
are talking about.
The bike man insisted and
decided to stay and wait for the
lady. The attendant thought for a
while and asked him to follow
him into the mortuary room.
When they got there.
read all at http://firegist.ga/index.php?threads/bike-man-and-the-prostitute.104/

A wicked landlord plan to kill his tenants
to make
money, he used a snake as a charm to
put in on the
house-toilet by destroying the toilet light,
he has try and kill many tenants by using the snake
to bite many
tenants. One man in the house believes
in God. One
day he decided to visit the toilet.
view more and picture at : http://firegist.ga/index.php?threads/the-wicked-landlord.99/

Former member of the National Assembly representing Lagos West Senatorial District, Ganiyu Olanrewaju Solomon (GOS) on Saturday commended Governor Akinwunmi Ambode of Lagos State over his achievements in office in less than two years, saying that the Governor is positively projecting the image of ruling All Progressives Congress (APC) with sterling performance. L-R: Coordinator, Liberal Minds Grassroot Forum, Lagos Mainland Chapter, Hon. Bamidele Sulaiman; Senator Ganiyu Solomon and State Chairman of the Forum & Senior Special Assistant to the Governor on Survey, Mr. Adeleke Adekoya during the inauguration of the Lagos Mainland Chapter of Liberal Minds Grassroot Forum at Savage Compound, Ebutte-Metta West, Lagos on Saturday, April 8, 2017. Speaking at the inauguration of Lagos Mainland Chapter of Liberal Minds Grassroot Forum (LMGF), a think-tank group within the APC, Solomon said the result of the performance of Governor Ambode was evident to all, as all parts of the State had been positively touched in the transformation agenda and inclusive governance approach of the present administration. Solomon, who is the Life Patron of the group, said it was worthy of note that the massive development being implemented by the Governor cut across all sectors and sections of the State, adding that Governor Ambode deserved to be commended for his great efforts at moving the State forward. He said: “We are happy that Governor Ambode is doing a lot in Lagos State. Our Governor has not disappointed us. He (Ambode) will be two years in office on May 29, 2017, and he has done so well. “This group that we are here to inaugurate today is about projecting the image of our party and the Governor is projecting the image of our party very well with his sterling performance. “There is no Local Government in the State that has not been touched. Infact, there is no longer rural area in Lagos State as the Governor has transformed everywhere, I mean everywhere. Just few days back, we were at Alimosho to commission a bridge and network of roads in the area. “The development is not limited to infrastructure alone but every sector including health, education, security, among others, have been positively touched,” Solomon said. He congratulated members and leaders of LMGF, saying that his decision to associate with the group was because its vision is firmly rooted in the APC, which among other things, is the progress of the country and wellbeing of the people. In his welcome speech, State Chairman of LMGF, Mr Adeleke Adekoya recalled how the group came into existence as a campaign organization for Governor Ambode in the build up to 2015 elections, saying that it was worthy of note that apart from its core mandate of political intervention, a lot of assistance had been rendered to people through the group. He said: “This is a group of core professionals with the main goal of political stability of our State. We are also doing some empowerment programmes. We give alms; we support the less-privileged; we support the aged and it is safe for me to conclude that we are a social and philanthropic group.” Adekoya, who is also the Senior Special Assistant to Governor Ambode on Survey, said it was glaring that the Governor has performed brilliantly well in less than two years. “Like the area I belong to, you can see the land
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