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Romance › Re: 6 Signs A Lady Want To Sleep With You When She Comes Visiting by firstking01(m): 11:45am On Apr 18, 2016
Hadez:
Guys are not only guilty about this, sometimes we ladies really feel the urge to be alone and get down with someone we have a crush on. OK enough said lipsrsealed

I know some people might take me as a bad girl but I don't care. I am going to state the fact and hey I am here to have fun smiley


1. She comes to your house with a short skirt or a short gown: some guys don't seem to understand the signs though. The thing is we ladies are very conscious of what we were, so coming to your house looking like a hot model is a cue wink

2. She lays her had on your shoulders or laps: this is a very popular trick we use but some guys are too quick to start kissing and pressing... This is not cool, it makes us uneasy and we change our mind. Why don't put just take it slow and wait for the right moment then you see we actually repaired for this before coming wink

3. Telling you we want to sleep and you shouldn't disturb: let me tell you a secret guy, no girl I repeat no girl will ever come to your house if she feels she is tired and will not enjoy herself when she comes (trust me)

4. Saying she will be leaving in an hour time: we are actually telling you to make a move but someone guys don't get it. Instead they will be begging us to stay a little longer. Durr if I have somewhere else to go that evening, do you think I will come and spend time in your house? undecided

5. We loose off some buttons on our shirt: we want you to feel aroused and make a move but instead you will dip your hands in your pocket and probably start going out and coming in. Then you will be forming bad guy later grin

6. We tell you to play a song and we start dancing: if I am dancing in your room, I expect you to join me then along the link you rock me then you know what next to do. But most of you don't even know how to Dance it is frustrating angry
Which are you guilty of??
Romance › Re: Is This Love?? by firstking01(m): 11:42am On Apr 18, 2016
Stupidity of the highest order
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by firstking01(m): 11:37am On Apr 18, 2016
cassieblake:
I'm taken by CR7 cheesy
CR7 is seeing me as his mentorundecided....he pays loyalty to meundecided...ask him of first01, that's if they give you access to himundecided
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by firstking01(m): 11:06am On Apr 18, 2016
cassieblake:
Your head dey dere Manage this girl abeg
Nope, i prefer youcheesy
Romance › Re: Pls Help Me Fellow Nairalanders..its Urgent by firstking01(m): 11:05am On Apr 18, 2016
chiefmidwife:
Thanks...
I have moved on already can't send any other message
But the problem is that I can't come out again when I know she is outside..
Nawa o, abegi, give her elegan face whenever you see her and go your way...always act asif you dnt care.
Romance › Re: Is This The New Green Light Invented By Girls? (18+) by firstking01(m): 10:41am On Apr 18, 2016
Guy nor mind all these hypocritical bashers above and below me...you are only responding to the call of nature kinetically...





Follow your heart and Go for the goldcheesy
Romance › Re: Is This The New Green Light Invented By Girls? (18+) by firstking01(m): 10:36am On Apr 18, 2016
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Romance › Re: (photos) : See What These Girls In Hijab Are Doing Hit Or Miss?? by firstking01(m): 9:19am On Apr 18, 2016
These ones na muslim girls wey dan tear eyes well embarassed
Romance › Re: What Would You Do by firstking01(m): 9:16am On Apr 18, 2016
lodscott:
am not going to answer it, so the thread dosnt get derailed, I just need to know how ud handle the situation
Hehehehehe...you funny gan,,,,but the question i asked is in line with your question na?
Romance › Re: Please Advice Me: I’m Pregnant For My Husband Junior Brother, What Do I Do? by firstking01(m): 9:09am On Apr 18, 2016
Goodluck to you
Romance › Re: What Would You Do by firstking01(m): 9:02am On Apr 18, 2016
lodscott:
imagine if you wake up after your first night with your girlfriend to find she wet the bed and by wet I mean pee'd n shes still sleeping hw would u handle it.
Is that your experience??
Romance › Re: How Many Ex Boy/girl Friends Do You Have so far? by firstking01(m): 8:56am On Apr 18, 2016
Monalisa185:
lol,na skirt o...who you dey support for miss NL?
I know you love skirtscheesy...btw, are you contesting??
Romance › Re: Pls Help Me Fellow Nairalanders..its Urgent by firstking01(m): 8:55am On Apr 18, 2016
chiefmidwife:
Yea..have called her but she didn't pick or call back unlike before
Hmmm, ok, let her be for now...give her sometime then call her after few days or berra still, calm down and compose a heart touching message and send to her...if she stil dnt reciprocate, move on bro.
Romance › Re: Me N Bae by firstking01(m): 8:52am On Apr 18, 2016
armylord:
as in ehn..them lock d guy inside.. Bottle o
cheesy
Romance › Re: Sex Without Emotions. Is It Possible? by firstking01(m): 8:51am On Apr 18, 2016
layla129:
Ikr. You're going to say you'll make love to the girl you love, and have sex with the one you don't love isn't it? undecided
So, you know finish huhundecided
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by firstking01(m): 8:49am On Apr 18, 2016
slyIsaac:
Oya Committee of Men of RomanceLand (COMORL)

Abeg Who exactly all of we dey support nw... Me nor like all tis segregation and Politics we una dey play o....
Smellymouth

Unapapadeycraze

Naijaboiy
BoiledHead

Donbenedict

of course My G Firstking01

I never see smellinganus since
Vikiz baba blue cool

Maxi112


N other members whose moniker I can't remember... I no wan Chook mout for tis matter before but as all of una dey hia..... I have decided (after hours of deliberation) To Come into tis Competition and Show all of una the Power of the COMORL... Tanchu cool



P.s... Membership forms for COMORL is available... Send us the number of your Girlfriend n side chick.. And you will be made an executive...... Contact Durrent for more info cool cool



Una GUDUMORNING....grin
Mimzycheesy
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by firstking01(m): 8:48am On Apr 18, 2016
Smellymouth:
Alongside firstking01 and unapapadeycraze grin Team mimzy joor
Mimzy nor qet rivaLcheesy
Romance › Re: Sex Without Emotions. Is It Possible? by firstking01(m): 6:12am On Apr 17, 2016
There's a very big diff between sex and love
Romance › Re: Cheating Boyfriend by firstking01(m): 6:06am On Apr 17, 2016
Is the handwriting not clearly written on the wall?
Romance › Re: How Do I Handle Her? by firstking01(m): 5:16am On Apr 17, 2016
Do the later you have suggested...reduce the calls and texes, her reaction will tell if she loves you...



Note, if she complains, know that she loves you, if she doesn't, pls flee.
Romance › Re: Pls Help Me Fellow Nairalanders..its Urgent by firstking01(m): 5:11am On Apr 17, 2016
chiefmidwife:
Have nt called her but just text message What the next line of action?
Ah ah, you have to call her first na
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by firstking01(m): 5:09am On Apr 17, 2016
Smellymouth:
Staff Holder, you nor know her? When I tell u make u come meeting this morning, you say u wan play merry.bet. grin

Na mimzy the council of Elders agreed on jare
One shot of ogogoro for you therecheesy
Romance › Re: Me N Bae by firstking01(m): 5:08am On Apr 17, 2016
armylord:
guy.. Na her o..no be say resemble.. Chai.. She tight sha
Chai, you see how girls dey take decieve guyssad?, and her bf come here dey hype herundecided
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by firstking01(m): 9:30pm On Apr 16, 2016
Smellymouth:
Come outside joor grin/ my matter na ur matter ooo cool
You just full this thread, na which contestant you dey follow sefcheesy?
Romance › Re: I'm Scared To Go Down On Her by firstking01(m): 9:14pm On Apr 16, 2016
See fear, you gotta grow balls man
Romance › Re: Me N Bae by firstking01(m): 9:08pm On Apr 16, 2016
ivyT:
No boobs
Show us your own boobs make we see if you really getcheesy
Romance › Re: Me N Bae by firstking01(m): 9:05pm On Apr 16, 2016
armylord:
ohh.. That gurl. Haha, I've .. Lemme be quiet
Ohh, i remember, na the girl wey you tell peter say you fvck be that ba shocked, cos e resemble her o, kai.
Romance › Re: Me N Bae by firstking01(m): 9:01pm On Apr 16, 2016
Una fine but why do you have to create a thread on this?
Romance › Re: Is It True If You Are A Womanizer You Will Never Be Rich? by firstking01(m): 8:56pm On Apr 16, 2016
kstadaura:
I heard many people saying if you follow women you will never have anything tangible in life,

but what about those who are already rich and womanize?
Read your last statement, it means they were already rich before they start chasing women....




As you know, you dnt get rich chasing women..



You get rich and women be chasing you...



If the ones that are rich were to put women as their priority first, they wouldn't have been rich...hope you get something??

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