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Phones › Re: Has This Happened To You?? by floss(m): 12:14pm On Mar 17, 2025
grin Because you no pay Better money and the repair man no cheat you to his satisfaction

You think a repairer will leave you or your work if he charge you 50k to repair tecno charging port and you pay without grumbling or teaching him say you wise ?

Have you not noticed that if oloshoo see say your dick no Dey rise she go won go and be feeling restless because she feel say you get plan

If any repair man see say you don wise, dem go deliberately Dey frustrate you by going up and down

Last last dem go swap your original with their fake
Romance › Re: He Said His Genotype Changed” – Lady Devasted As Fiance Calls Off Wedding by floss(m): 12:10pm On Mar 17, 2025
lol grin

This is what we call withdrawal method

But las las every man knows who’s going to be the mother of his children, all he needs to do is level up if he’s still below the cutoff mark
Politics › Re: Dear Nigerians, How Long Can This Last You? by floss(m): 12:11am On Mar 17, 2025
Ok
NYSC › Re: Corper Donates Borehole To Itapa Ekiti Community by floss(m): 10:56pm On Mar 16, 2025
The corper did well …. But this will make government think that other corpers are just not utilising the purpose of the program,

Na this kind corper while in school Dey request for extra sheet for exam wey them say answer 4 questions out of 5, when others Dey struggle to attempt 2 questions only grin

So the girl corper in Lagos complaining about poor monthly allowance and economy of the country, how this corper take give community Borehole ?

True true no matter how bad the economy is, some people cannot survive with 1.5million a month, while that same amount is erecting a structure for someone somewhere and even a side business …


As a corper you don’t need to buy crates of eggs monthly or booking uber or in-drive … except you’re working a remote gig and earns in dollars while serving, cut your khaki according to your monthly allowance grin
Politics › Re: Atiku Backs Lagos Corper Facing Threats Over Viral Video by floss(m): 9:13pm On Mar 16, 2025
She should use this opportunity very well… I see her gaining sympathy from opposition politicians
Investment › Re: Cbex ! Great Things Is About To Happen In Africa by floss(m): 3:13pm On Mar 16, 2025
Even Federal Government you’re referencing as proof are scammers, I wonder the kind of scam that cbex is ….

Cbex is a huge scam in disguise
Politics › Re: Update About The Nsyc Lady, Rita Being Threatened By Nysc by floss(m): 12:17pm On Mar 16, 2025
seunmsg:
A youth Corp member claims she’s spending 20k weekly on data and you think that is right? I did my NYSC 18 years ago and as at this month, I can’t spend 20k on data in a month not to even talk about a week.

So, whatever hardship she’s going through may likely be as a result of her priorities. Again, NYSC has a set of rules for Corp members. The video she put out was in violation of those rules. NYSC members just like public servants are supposed to display political neutrality at all times. It is an act of misconduct to go against the political neutrality rule.

Finally, this is a lady that hustled her way to Lagos for service. Lagos welcomed her and she paid back with that disrespectful and insulting video. Is there a state that is better administered than Lagos in Nigeria? Is there a state that doesn’t have some areas that smell? What then is the obsession with Lagos? Can’t you see all these attacks are a deliberate attempt to bring down a Yoruba state?

To be honest my brother, your take is shocking and unbelievable.
Nigerians are funny people
Politics › Re: Cooking Gas Prices Crash, Dealers Release New Cost To Refill 1kg To 50kg by floss(m): 11:03pm On Mar 15, 2025
Hmmm
Health › Re: Nigerian Nurses Under Investigation For ‘exam Fraud’ Ordered To Leave UK by floss(m): 4:18pm On Mar 15, 2025
Naija and fraud be like pastors and politicians grin
Politics › Re: El-rufai Woos Obi, Amaechi, Aregbesola To Join SDP, Says He Never Betrayed Atiku by floss(m): 3:28pm On Mar 15, 2025
OnyeObowo1:
U no get sense, and u think without the help of North tinibu will rig the election?

Borrow sense to know that election is not also easy to rig
Na your foolish father I blame… assuming he poured it on the ground the night he was knacking your mum, you for no type this nonsense today
Politics › Re: Issues Raised By The Catholic Bishops Conference Of Nigeria by floss(m): 3:24pm On Mar 15, 2025
Hmmm
Politics › Re: El-rufai Woos Obi, Amaechi, Aregbesola To Join SDP, Says He Never Betrayed Atiku by floss(m): 12:07pm On Mar 15, 2025
Lol… even if angel Michael joins Atiku, Obi, Amaechi, El Rufai etc and they all unite in one party, they can’t win Tinubu you know why ?


Ask yourself, if Tinubu could influence Inec even when he wasn’t the president, what do you think will happen now that he’s president and has power to appoint anyone to be Inec chairman

Remember he has wike, who is the sweetheart of the judiciary in Nigeria.

The two arms of the legislature obey the president


So tell me what Angel Michael will do to make SDP win Tinubu in 2027 ?


I laugh in Agulu language grin
Politics › Re: Nasir El-Rufai’s Scorched-Earth One-Man Opposition By Farooq A. Kperogi by floss(m): 12:05pm On Mar 15, 2025
lol Assuming El Rufai and his children didn’t portray themselves that they hated Christians way back in 2018, they would’ve been the sweetheart of obidient Today, but they destroyed that bridge when they were in government in kaduna, thinking that they won’t need the people his government sidelined…

In life try to conceal your thoughts sometimes, because your expression today will judge you tomorrow…

Politically, El Rufai is finished… any party that makes him a candidate or vice have lost even before getting started, he can’t get any Christian vote, even non extreme Moslems won’t vote him.
Politics › Re: We Were Aware Tinubu Had Issues In Chicago (Video) by floss(m): 11:50am On Mar 15, 2025
I prefer Tinubu nonetheless … at least he’s not a terrorist … the only problem I have with him is he’s a tax master
Politics › Re: On The Origin of Evil by floss(m): 1:21pm On Mar 14, 2025
One day that politician you’re defending and insulting yourselves currently will be embraced by the politician the opposition follower is supporting currently… then you’ll realise that

“Heat loss = heat gain “

The cycle continues, people continue losing their lives, energy, time over a social experiment


Politicians aren’t different from footballers, a Chelsea player today can become an Arsenal player tomorrow.


No politician worths dying for, because no politician is ready to die for his country or state to be better. So why risk your life for someone that doesn’t want to lay down his own life for the good of the society ?
Politics › Re: Buhari Almost Bankrupted Nigeria; My Govt Saved The Country-Tinubu by floss(m): 4:32am On Mar 14, 2025
Truth be told, Tinubu is trying compared to Buhari but Tinubu can do better, Buhari is no more in office
Politics › Re: Christians Won't Vote For Me, Says El-rufai(photo) by floss(m): 2:13am On Mar 14, 2025
The only thing that will make tinubu forfeit 2027 is if any opposition candidate can pay him off with 20 trillion naira…

Which I doubt any politician in Nigeria currently have…


Anything you’re doing, always remember Tinubu has

Inec

Judiciary

Legislature


So no matter the outcome of the vote that will be conducted, Inec will declare who they want to declare
Business › Re: MTN Nigeria Joins Firms Relocating Headquarters To Eko Atlantic by floss(m): 9:37pm On Mar 13, 2025
Ok
Politics › Re: Naira Redesign: Emefiele Ignored Buhari’s Approved Design – Witness by floss(m): 9:36pm On Mar 13, 2025
Lol
Education › Re: Pictures Of Governor Fubara Commissioning Remodeled Okrika Grammar School by floss(m): 8:58pm On Mar 13, 2025
SmartPolician:
He tried, but if he uses interlocking tiles for the ground or plant flowers around the compound, person go die? Why is it that we don't care about landscaping in this country?
Did your pastor tell you last Sunday that because you gave offering last Sunday that the church projects are finished and he’s not going to tax you next Sunday to pay offering ?

Same way lamba no Dey finish for your pastor mouth in order to steal your money, the same way government projects no Dey finish

Tomorrow another governor will come and say he wants to face landscaping in all schools in the state.. work no Dey finish… just look for something to put your name on as your project
Education › Re: Pictures Of Governor Fubara Commissioning Remodeled Okrika Grammar School by floss(m): 8:56pm On Mar 13, 2025
Good
Politics › Re: I Know People Who Paid For Ministerial Appointments Under Tinubu – El-Rufai by floss(m): 4:03pm On Mar 13, 2025
So if I buy presidency with my money, you expect me not to sell ministerial positions, I look like charity organisation or NGO to you ?

Don’t expect miracle appointments, wetin El Rufai Dey talk self make I understand?

So won’t I recover my money first before checking to see if the country is moving or not ?
Celebrities › Re: VDM In Prison As Court Order The Police To Arrest VDM For He Defaming Mercy Chin by floss(m): 3:56pm On Mar 13, 2025
Order sense for free from Temu
Politics › Re: Simeon Amadi:Rivers Assembly To Probe Chief Judge Over Alleged Age Falsification by floss(m): 3:48pm On Mar 13, 2025
MrSly:
Everybody has his own opinion soni believe this is yours. What is the guilt of masses in a case where woke wants to rule a state with an elected governor. Simply indict the masses logically.
The masses are the major problem, every leader was once part of the masses, so with what is happening currently, will you be a saint tomorrow if you become a leader?

We both know the answer grin so let’s not stress ourselves arguing. A lot of people have made this statements countless times

“This people get luck say I no be president, governor etc.. I for teach them how to loot “

So what many masses lack is opportunity, that makes their guilt bigger
Politics › Re: Women For Change Vanguard To Protest In Support Of Akpabio At UN House Tomorrow by floss(m):
What I noticed in Nigeria, elite politicians especially among the men, they don’t have any alpha male or a redpiller among them, they’re easily prey to women even with their almighty wealth.

Once as a man you see a beautiful woman and start simping around the woman through compliments, gifts or granting favour… you’re closer to your destruction than you know it.

As a man or a boss, it’s better to be formal and casual with zero affection and not trying to impress any woman by acting like a gentleman in your workplace. As a boss always act cold show confidence when dealing with any lady working for you, never compliment their efforts and never tip them for doing their job, don’t engage in any conversation with any of them privately.
Don’t make the mistake of having a female PA, if you must have a female PA, let her be under a male supervisor if possible


As a single man , the only lady you should compliment if you want to should be your boss… so that you can own her emotionally if she’s available, but if she’s not available for that, stay away.


What put Akpabio in this mess probably is because he saw a beautiful woman and started simping around her, perhaps allegedly granted her some favours but the lady read a different meaning to it and allegedly suspecting that Akpabio wanted the honeypot ( her kuntus) as a mutual payment.

But assuming Akpabio started giving her cold treatment immediately he became Senate President, he would’ve avoided all these issues…

Sometimes, being kind and caring to women comes with a lot of problems especially when you as a man is not letting the lady know why you’re being kind and caring to her…

If you must take the risk in order to knack her kuntus, don’t knack the kuntus of a colleague, friend to your wife or girlfriend…


The only way to knack any kuntus whether work colleague or people working for you, or friend to your woman is to have something to blackmail her with, it’s only blackmail that makes any woman offer her kuntus freely to any man


If You blackmail the female senator with something she prefer to stay hidden, she’ll offer you her juicycuntts freely any time you want


Blackmail is the most expensive currency in the world, that’s what she’s using against Akpabio right now,



To be 10 steps ahead any lady you want to knack, get something to blackmail her with first… it’s that thing that will make her know that she can’t do shit to you tomorrow.


You remember Tiwa savage sex tape that was leaked, just imagine if Akpabio has something like her sex tape … do you think her accusations will hold water?


The only 2 ways to destroy blackmail are

- Destroy the evidence
- Expose what transpired by yourself by accepting your fate


If you can’t do any of those, you’ll only be fighting yourself and as time goes , it’ll start looking like you’re actually guilty of everything you were accused of.
Politics › Re: Simeon Amadi:Rivers Assembly To Probe Chief Judge Over Alleged Age Falsification by floss(m): 1:14pm On Mar 13, 2025
Hmmm…

if Fubara is guilty, Wike is guilty,

If wike is guilty, Tinubu is guilty

If Tinubu is guilty, Apc is guilty

If Apc is guilty, pdp and Lp are guilty

If our political parties are guilty, then all our politicians are guilty


If our politicians are guilty, then the masses have the bigger guilt

The only solution,

Nigerians change your mentality and the system will automatically change



Failure to do this, pot should stop calling kettle black and play the dirty game, only the outstanding criminal can win
Crime › Re: Popular Socialite, Aisha Achimugu not arrested by EFCC by floss(m): 10:57am On Mar 13, 2025
Hmmm
Politics › Re: El Rufai To Run As Amaechi's Vice Presidential Candidate Under SDP by floss(m): 10:54am On Mar 13, 2025
Both no carry weight… Tinubu will win easily, El Rufai is working for jagaban
Politics › Re: El-Rufai Says He Sought Buhari’s Approval Before Leaving APC by floss(m): 10:50am On Mar 13, 2025
Lol… El Rufai is the main Buhari Promax grin
Celebrities › Re: OMG Regina Daniels In River Niger For Deliverance Over Oath by floss(m): 11:46am On Mar 12, 2025
When dem carry you now to go and explain, try carry sense along

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