₦airaland Forum

nairalanda1:
1. School opens.

2. The shutdown was not just because Ramadan, it was also because of the heatwave up North. Fasting means you cannot drink water as well. A child sitting in a hot classroom, sans AC or even fan is not going to concentrate,then let's add empty stomach. Yunusa would be hallucinating in class. Or worse.

Yes, I know, Islamization of Nigeria. This afternoon, however, I had to step out in the heat of the day by 2 pm, and I almost regretted it. And I am not a Muslim nor am I fasting.

Do kids fast too?
I never thought about it.
Am just hearing about it.
Throw more lights for me.

Samantha125:
There's just something with male hairstylists that I just can't point my finger on... It's like they go extra gentle when doing a lady's hair.

I once had a male stylist back when I had dreadlocks, that man's massages on my scalp were enough to take me over the moon... And on top of that, he was handsome and always nicely dressed, I sometimes wondered why he was working at a salon, but then I remembered that you be good looking and neat, but still be unemployed.

While he was massaging my scalp, I'd be busy day dreaming of us getting married and having ten kids... ... And before you guys come for me, I was single back then...😅😅😅

I bet my balls.
He screwed you real clean.
While u moaned uncontrollably under his massive sweaty grip

Cos he is a SIMPle man

Osiris12:
Yöřùbā people doing what they know how to do best

I swear

EJEGBULEJE:
because the news says Fulani protesting?? Many still don't want to differentiate btw Hausa and Fulani....

I see no difference between Hausa and Fulani.
Na the same people

Wordsfrombimpe:
Your choice of words is bad

Nothing concern you

So you will watch people commit suicide and you won’t be be bother that tell us what kind of individual that you are

be a professional
Don't jump into conclusion.
Don't get ruled by your emotions.

Learn to read in between words and see the sarcasm!!

Chummynoni:
2idiots

+ u = 3idiots

Wordsfrombimpe:
They are always sexualizing me

Yes I agree I do have sexual aura and I am expressive sexually and I am also sexy but at the same time

I am using my platforms and audience to talk about the most important issue and the men here are thinking of how to knack me or video sex me this is not fair

We have youths committing suicide and they are thinking of having sex with bimpe is it because I am single and I don’t have a husband

This behavior from them should stop

Go and imagine having sex with someone else not me

I am too reserve and decent for all this sexualization

A kind reminder to please save a youth today and spread love and Kindness - say no to suicide

Dey play.

DeloitteNG:
I wonder who goes to pornhub to discuss about suicide

Only people with misplaced priorities does that.

Wordsfrombimpe:
We are talking suicide and you are talking doggy

You are a finish man can’t you see how I look at the moment I am showing concern to the youths please 🙏 spread this information let’s save a youth today

And leave sex for now say no to suicide

Nothing concern me with suicide.
Anyone wey wan kee himself, that's the person's problem..


We manage our depression and hope for a better tomorrow.


Glorifying do.ggy does not make one a finished man.
Its suicidal thoughts and other social vices that makes one a finished person.

Please be constructive in your choice of words

KennethOkonkwo:
Onye Nzuzu 😆

Ikpu nneghi.
Anofia
Zuzu buo

This girl has been collecting do.ggy on a low from her lecturer

A very sweet dog.gy
Will calm your nerves while u moan loudly
Wordsfrombimpe.

KennethOkonkwo:
In your deluded Ignorant brain.

Neither do we entertain a view of an Ignoramus here!

getat!!!!
Nwa bingo

Agbadorian minion don go kpai himself.
One less agabadorian to worry about...
Many more to go.

Baronthecelebri:
Stupid SIMP, break up from her

Never!!!
How would u advice me to break up with girl wey dey give me kpekus

femi4:
You don't need advice. Stop these act of a SIMP....Stop chasing girls that don't rate you

OK. Make I leave girl wey dey give me kpekpus just because she billed me?
I rather pay and keep enjoying the kpekus till am tired then I will move on

danvon:
They go higher in rank because of their crimes - drug trafficking, extortion, robbery or murder of rivals, these crimes would also have the effect of making them wealthier, which results in better dressing.

A rich ajebo would usually join in universities, those who join in universities tend to have a better rank than those who joined on the street. So yeah he would be better dressed.

I want to join.
Can u direct me in the right direction and which one is the best fraternity..

Kennyswag:
All this dirty korofo members.
Hand go soon touch you

so u be eiye?
Jonsing eiye
Bastard

davillian:
Ghost her...

ghosted

Laffwittmi:
One thing I know for sure in this life is that Obi can never rule Nigeria

louder plz
I can't hear u!!!!!!





U go cry taya

I can't wait to hear about samantha125 escapades.

RIP
Firdausi jannatu

Nice one

fineboynl:
I didn't read because you use a font on your phone. Only shows your age.

Oga na crime to use a font?
Abeg shift comot for road make I see front.

This is just a tip of the iceberg.
There is more to this that meets the ordinary eye.

Effortlessly trying to restore his battered glory.

Skullarship Agbadorians and cyber crimes na 5&6.
The one on jalamia is like their alfa.

Steve0979:
Igala kogi

Kogi na still my neighbor

Namaster:
"Show me love"

Send a dicck pic.

Nwa bingo

I guess that kid is from Benue.
Benue amaka

She asked for 2k
Which I agreed
But now she says its no longer 2k
That I should send her 100k.
Am just confused here.
I really liked her to a fault and I don't want to hurt or disappoint her.
I need advises ASAP.