₦airaland Forum

Zxcvbnmghtr:
Frank Edoho doesn't have to be Igbo to choose Peter Obi who is Igbo. Not at all. But the TRUTH is, those who are not Igbos who in particular voted for Peter Obi wholeheartedly in Lagos State have turned out to be a laugh stock of the same Igbos. HARSH REALITY!

Your tears are too sweet this morning crying in bold letters just makes it all the more delicious

If you are fat and want to slim down then good news, Tinubu's shege banza administration got ya back 200%

Nigeria need 'Sacrificing Citizens' to succeed . . .

Okay I agree on this take, we need to Sacrifice some people like

1. Helinues
2. Mannababaqgrillz
3. Yarimo
4. Abado crew

For Nigeria to succeed , but the issue is we do not know if they are indeed Nigerian Citizens at all so our sacrifice would be accepted

finallybusy:
Onila, let me give you more topics for threads.

“This woman at the market inflated prices. Why?”

“My aunty said long nails don’t wash my shookoo well.” (You’ve actually opened this before)

“My body acts funny when I see this attractive man.”

“I am getting too fat. Help!”

“White people smell like dogs. Why is this?”

“Is Nigeria still a zoo? I’m thinking of coming back.”

More topics for Onila aka mamagee . . .

I wake up, I open eyes , WHY?

Why is my tummy paining me? Is it because I'm hungry?

Look at my nose . . . JUST LOOK AT IT

My psychologist gave me 5 missed calls . . . It's like my I've missed refilling my medication 💊 again

Lots & lots to choose from

You all lined up to support and rig into power a zombie like tinubu and expect the security situation in 'our lagos' to remain the same?

Joke of the century . . . This is just year 1 and they are still tasting sorry testing their microphone 🎤

Eriggs, mannababaqgrillz, NLPoliceWoman etc will still come here to drop useless screenshot blaming a phantom 'chinasa' as the main culprit who burnt down their lagos

Meanwhile, the famed 'Chinasa's' name is absolutely NOWHERE TO BE SEEN on this list of endsars detainees

God always has his ways in exposing the true haters of this Country.

Mschew I'm disappointed

See me running here to witness someone cooking stones as an alternative to beans

flokii:
Iru is actually good for the body.. it has healing effects for eyesight.
Yeah so enjoy your new found recipe.

As a bonafide agbado man you can even substitute water with piss and claim it is healthier and heals the eyes . . . as if everybody from una village don dey blind

We can never be surprised at your antics on this forum

Op please oblige us

Just give us the zone this thing happened . . . Not the state oh, just the ZONE

Thank you 😊

They don't care where the truth is coming from

But for you to have the impetus to say it . . . YOU ARE IGBO

I'm so proud to be one of the truth sayers

The price of teaching igbos political lessons

What? It's a lie

The Minister of Interior, Olubunmi Tunji-Ojo, has called for the establishment of “power rangers” to see the protection of the nation’s power infrastructures.

Abeg, make these people no use laughter cancel the hunger wey dey many people belle this sallah

KillahPriest:
agbado mongrels and lack of accountability na 5&6. So you know how to cry and run to mama abi ? You forgot when you dragged Ijaws into something that doesn't concern them. When will you people ever learn to accept there's a problem and profer solutions instead of blaming others and hiding your heads in the sand like ostriches ? If it's not Igbos being attacked today it is Ijaws or other minority tribes tomorrow. Monumental mugu like you

Cry cry baby 👶

atoliman:
answer: lagos state government can provide electricity, the masses will take care of the rest

Okay, so . . . Your only problem with lagos and its government is lack of electricity right?

atoliman:
You that are talking , what part of Lagos are you from? I never said Lagos is no man land, all I said is Lagos is being run badly.

See my initial question to you below

I pinpointed the problem because from knowing the problem you can prefer solutions 😏

What is Nigeria's number 1 problem . . . ?

Anybody. . . ?

. . . ? ? ?

Can you try again to give an answer?

Lawal1555:
There are many misguided youths all over Nairaland. By the way, SP Bright Edafe is the Public Relations Officer for the Delta State Police Command

Delta is in the Mid- west, that's the regionalism we are pushing for

So carry your L and go and sleep in peace ✌️

KillahPriest:
it's not your föolishness because it happened in Lagos yet you left Yorubas who make up over 90% of the Lagos population to blame Ijaws who are minding their business in their swamps. Doesn't that show how föolish you are ? You need mental help fast

Oga, where they kidnapped these people was in a swampy riverine Creek lol 😆

Ijaws claim they own and colonise the entire waterside in the south of Nigeria all the way from rivers state to lagos

Abi, you wan argue say no be so dem dey talk? Ogogoro sipper like you

Omoawoke:
You that are not foolish, what have you achieved in life.

Give me your name, lemme search you on Wikipedia…

Oh sorry, you should be on TikTok

If only one person in your lineage can achieve this, if they haven’t. It’s not a problem, focus on your life and be that person to put your family name on Wikipedia not insulting a 90 year old man, first African Nobel prize winner in literature

Na wao na so my comment pepper 🌶 you for body reach?

Wikipedia can be edited by anyone, I can make out time right now to go and edit that same page you screenshot to show that your demigod soyinka is foolish

Or you wan bet say I no fit go do am?

Clown 🤡

Mschew as if foolishness and stupidity fades with age 😒

Somebody can be as old as soyinka and still be uselessly foolish if you don't know

leisuretym:
How dare you wear Tinubu respected cap on monkeys, you should be arrested

One phone call from Abuja and they will release me

If its happening in the north then just remove your eyes

Na their way be that, the girl too old self

Finally, see my question

FourQu:
So, where did you say you're from again . 🤔

See his answer

atoliman:
I am actually from Lagos by the way, you cannot take constructive criticisms.

everybody is from lagos Even the ones telling others to go back to their own villages

Watch and see there is no way dangote will sell his fuel cheaper than we buy today whenever his mind agrees to finish this his elusive fuel propaganda factory

From frying pan to fire

atoliman:
So how do you think you can stop corruption? those who are enforcing the Law are corrupt too.

Then the Judiciary have to be overhauled F I R S T before someone can begin tackling corruption right?

Happy sallah everybody



Even if we know that things are not the same as before

atoliman:
The solution is for Lagos State Government to provide light at least 16 hours a day, then businesses can grow. Even with corruption, Businesses can grow.

Mschew 😏

Oga you're not ready for a discussion 🙄

atoliman:
you enjoy being poor? do you enjoy the begging from men at murtala airport? do you enjoy the high prices of food with no light in your area?

No sir, I don't enjoy any of what you wrote of above sadly it has been and is still happening till today even upon my 'NOT LIKING IT' . . . so what to do? 🤔

I pinpointed the problem because from knowing the problem you can prefer solutions 😏

What is our Nigeria's number 1 problem . . . ?

Anybody. . . ?

. . . ? ? ?