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Why taking Delsu as 2nd choice?

Delsu 2nd choice, High score, non deltan, NO ADMISSION

Delsu 2nd choice, High score, deltan, ADMITTED

Delsu 2nd choice, average score, papa knw Proffesor or HOD, Admited.

Ur highscore is determined high or low wen dey release cut off marks for the year.

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is dis phone dual sim? do both support 3g? wat abt hotspur? am tired of dis d5

The essence of education to the growth
and development of any nation cannot
be over emphasized. Education is so
crucial to economic growth that any
nation that genuinely hopes to develop
must consistently appropriate a large
chunk of its budget to developing its
educational sector. This is because
without education, no nation would
attain meaningful economic and socio-
political development.
Now when we talk of our leaders being
responsible, what we are saying is that
they should stop paying lip service to
the educational sector. There is no
doubt that the best legacy any parent
can give to their children is quality
education. So our leaders should realise
that there is urgent need to overhaul the
comatose educational sector in Nigeria
because we cannot develop if we as a
nation do not have a sound educational
system.
The fact is that there is hardly any
segment of our educational system that
does not require urgent attention. From
the primary, secondary to the tertiary
education in Nigeria, the same story of
neglect abounds. But this time around,
we are tired of promises. So we want
action on the part of government. Two
months into the nationwide strike
embarked upon by the Academic Staff
Union of Polytechnics (ASUP), the
Academic Union of Universities (ASUU)
has now embarked on an indefinite
nationwide strike over the failure of the
Federal Government to implement a
Memorandum of Understanding (MOU)
signed with ASUU with respect to
paying lecturers ‘‘EARN’’ allowance of
N12,500 per month. While several
moves had been made on the part of
ASUU to ensure the government
implements the agreement, these had
yielded no results over the years hence
their decision to embark on an indefinite
nationwide strike as a last resort. The
Nigerian education sector is presently in
a state of rot and perennial neglect by
successive governments and one
wonders how we can attain the vision
20:2020 if education is not given
utmost priority in the scheme of things.
ASUU on their part had reduced the
‘‘EARN’’ allowance, which is the bone of
contention, to 80% but the Federal
Government agreed to pay 50%. The
issue here is why would government
legally enter into agreements and
renege on such agreements? It beats
one’s imagination that matters
regarding education are handled with
utmost levity by the government. Yet we
cannot develop if education is relegated
to the background in the scheme of
things. There is no equality in a system
where a local government councillor
earns three or four times the salary of a
university lecturer. Any system that
relegates teachers’ welfare to the
background will definitely produce half-
baked graduates and graduates who
cannot prove their mettle in the labour
market. Why would government wait
until lecturers go on strike before taking
action? Does it mean that strike action
is the only language the Nigerian
government understands? When are we
going to get to a time when lecturers
will no longer embark on strikes in
Nigeria? It is evident that strikes are
really paralysing the already comatose
education sector. With the current
insecurity in Nigeria, why would
government allow our tertiary institution
students to waste their talents at home
or roam the streets when they can be
meaningfully engaged in the
classrooms? Some of these students
who are now idle hands could be
tempted to engage in nefarious
activities or join criminal gangs to
perpetrate crimes. An idle mind is
definitely the devil’s workshop so the
government must as a matter of
urgency act to ensure it resolves the
issues with the polytechnic and
university lecturers so that these
students can go back to school. The
strike actions will not do anyone any
good; it will only end up crippling an
already ailing education sector.
We were recently told by the Federal
Ministry of Education that only about
500,000 applicants will eventually get
admission into our tertiary institutions
in 2013 out of about 1.7 million that sat
for the Unified Tertiary Matriculation
Examination (UTME) conducted by the
Joint Admissions and Matriculation
Board (JAMB) in April 2013. Many
eligible applicants are denied admission
placement due to shortage of space in
our institutions due to the fact that
these institutions lack the requisite
facilities to accommodate them. One of
the reasons why the education sector
has degenerated to this sorry state is
that the government keeps paying lip
service to issues concerning education
without taking proactive steps to
forestall a crisis. I think declaring a
state of emergency in the education
sector is long overdue and this should
be done to forestall a total collapse of
the sector. A lot of reforms are urgently
required in the education sector and I
believe that the government can do this
if it is really serious in addressing the
problems in the sector. We are a
country where so many talented people
abound. But one sure way to discover
and tap these talents for the benefit of
the nation is through sound education
for the people. The Federal Government
should urgently call ASUP and ASUU to
a roundtable and iron out the issues
with them so that they can call off the
strike as soon as possible to avoid the
negative consequences of these
avoidable strike actions. We want
action now from the government and
not mere promises. It is high time we
discouraged strike action as the only
tool that can coerce government into
action on matters of public concern.

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dat is theor only solution to d accusations

STEPS ON HOW TO APPLY FOR JAMB
REMARKING
1. You should be in ABUJA. Since the Jamb
Office in Abuja is the Headquarters for the
board, all scripts nationwide are usually sent
there for marking. Hence it's only in the Abuja
Headquarters that your script can be accessed.
So get to the JAMB headquarters.
2. You will need to make a payment of about
N10,000 to apply for remarking and a receipt
will be issueed to you so it is official.
3. Your script will be searched, pulled out and
marked in your presence.
Once your script is remarked, here are the 2
scenarios that can occur;
1. JAMB is correct about the score given; If this
is the case, then you go home and either use
the score you had or wait for the next JAMB.
There will be NO REFUND.
2. YOU are correct about the score given; In this
case, JAMB will officially apologize for the error,
give you your actual marks obtained and
according to Prof Dibu Ojeride on Weekend file
interview of 18th May, give you up to N100,000
for compensation.
For the 2013 UTME, this procedure starts as
from 3rd June.
So what's your opinion about this? Are you
going for Remarking?

CRUSADE! CRUSADE!! CRUSADE!!!

The Dortmund Christian Ministry
in conjunction with Bayern Fire/Thunder Assembly

invites you all to a 2- day power packed crusade;

tagged: 'Destroying all
Spanish Giants & Goliath: Part 2''.


FEATURING:
1. Breaking of curses (El Clasico)
2. Freedom from powers (Platini)
3. Humilation of Pride (Jose
Mourinho)
4. Overpowering Principalities
(Lionel Messi)
5. Achieving Ur Destiny & reaching
your goals (Wembley)

Host Pastor:
Rev Robert Lewandoski.

MINISTERING: Rev. Elder
Arjen Robben,

Apostle Thomas Mueller,
Pastor Marco Reus & other
Anointed Men of Soccer.

Ushering Units:
Messi and Ronaldo.

Time
7.45pm
30 April and 1st May.

Venue
Spain.

Come for a power packed display as all
Giants will be knocked out of your life forever.


COME ONE, COME ALL!!

As the JAMB 2013 approaches, i willingly deciede to render my assistance to some of the Jambites as their intrests are cared for. You will recieve the answers at about 7.30am with a guarantee of you scoring 250+ur effort on those nt sent. We can only provide
Mathematics,
Physics,
Chemistry,
Biology,
Use of English.

Of which four goes together for just a token of
N1000 only.

Interested Peeps should call me on 08034882210.

Always know ur will is urs.

Lets share our recieved Easter sms' here



pls the recieved ooooo no be watin u nr recieve.

My tecno N3 phone has a ram of just 95MB, it is already rooted. Please nairalanders if u have any help for me please do. This is supposed to be about 512, 305.

Frostyzone: There is nothing Holy about the Catholic Church. Infact, they will be the first to tell you that there is no such thing as speaking in tongues or miracles.

So how can they believe in the holy spirit when they don't believe in all of these holy spirit qualities...or so I'm told.

You are realy not a xtian. Dis is d church dat xtianity originated from. Where ur pastor get is teaching u dont knw.

NAIJA POLITICAL MATHS
(Show ur workings)
If APGA+CPC+ANPP+ACN = APC
&
EFCC+ICPC+GEJ+ JEGA = PDP,
(a) Using Pythagoras theorem prove
that: PDP = APC.
(ii) Using Almighty Formula where JEGA
is constant what is the value of PDP?
(b) If Tinubu/Buhari/Okorocha varies,
what is the coefficient of APC.
(c) If PDP is constant, what is the cube
root of rigging coefficient?
(d) Use Leibnitz theory & explain all the
answers above before 2015.
(Hmm... Only God will answer us in
Naija)
''GOODLUCK''

ECO 101 (INTRODUCTION TO
SHARING FORMULA)


I. ADENUGA gave Eagles 1 million
Dollars and Keshi 200,000 Dollars.
II. DANGOTE gave Eagles 130 million
Naira.
III. OTEDOLLAR didn't give Eagles
because he had given Super Farouk
dollar.

NOTE: Almighty Farouk, Frk = (Kuje
Prison ± Otedollar ) subsidy scam


Using the above data provided, answer
the following questions:


1. Calculate the amount each of the
players would get.
2. Find the probability that they would
redeem their pledges.
Take P = 0 < x <0.1
3. What would be the percentage of NFF
big belly officials?
4. If Federal Govt should decide that the
money should be paid to the players
through their respective Governors or
Governor's
Forum, using the Flood Money sharing
formula, calculate the probability that the
money would get to the players.
Take, Flood formula = {flood money -
EFCC} {Greed ± nothing for real flood
victims}
5. What is the probability that Keshi
would send Osaze recharge card from
the money?
6. Using the almighty Zoning formula,
calculate the rate of depletion, if the
money is kept for safety under the care
of an average Nigerian politician.
Time allowed: 2 hours.


GOOD LUCK!

***S.H.O.C.K.I. N.G: P-SQUARE
SEPARATES !!!!***
Born by the same parents, on the
same day within just eight
minutes of each other, and
growing up doing almost
everything together, the duo of
Peter and Paul have in January,
2013, have parted ways to two
different vacation spots.
For many, December is that
holiday month they look forward
to every year. This is not the same
for A-list artistes who do back-to-
back shows, helping you enjoy
your holiday by performing at
concerts, end of year parties and
various kinds of events. P Square
definitely had one of their busiest
seasons last year and for these
hard working Jacks, it’s time to
play; and they are choosing
different vacation spots in the
United States.
Last week, Paul was spotted in
Atlanta, while Peter told us he’s
hanging out with in San Francisco
with kids Cameron and Lola. The
multi-award winning duo and
triple Headies winners at the
2012 edition say they’re
“chopping their money”.
#funny article right??
Ha ha ha ha ha ha...lolz

Obama died yesterday around 7:15pm. According to a reliable source, he was said to die after an unsuccessful operation that
was performed on him recently.

His burial is to be fixed during the weekend.

Obama Okechukwu Onwudinjo is a man of 90 years frm ahiazu mbaise LGA imo state, Nigeria.

Bad belle watin u dey tink?

I decided to search for this mtn's hot chick on f.b and i only saw a fan page created yesterday. ABEG TELL ME WHICH NAIJA BABE WEN BE STUDENT WEN NOR DEY F.B

my fellow nairalanders, we see this days that churches no longer use the images of Jesus in their sign post. Rather that of the Pastor and Wife. Whereas, this set of people criticise the keeping of Jesus, Mary and other biblical symbols inside the church. But that of the General oversees, pastor are not offence.

What do you say about this?

@all. CONFESSING at the confessional has been the traditional way of christians untill the era of This so called PENTECOSTALISM. But i must say dat this New day gospel preachers are condeming the TRADITION of christianity and talking from their own human literary understanding of the BIBLE.

In not more than 100 words, define the man AKPOS

young man, mind u the catholic church u ar condemin is d oldest church on earth which is the only church dat can trace its history back to christ. So go on.

alert me on 08061299210. Lets talk