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Testimony time

Ofadaman:
Lol, dont believe anything you read online,

Tell me, how would imported fuel be cheaper than locally refined onee?.. if they had a partner that can give them fuel cheaper than Dangote, they wnt even make noise about it, they'd buy cheap and make bigger spread by selling to a Nigerians at old price

Truly, this refinery has humbled many of them, no more fuel queues

So you don’t know that at the background NNPC might be involve in this propaganda; NNPC might be giving them at that rate from the background but on the surface they will have there standard selling price

Wow

evening is from 4pm Nigerian Time;
While night is when everywhere gets dark by Nigerian time;
Other countries time make it differs for other locations

This is Good

You people are funny padi rice is 45k-50k that is unprocessed rice in the north.
And even the foreign rice price is high in the north.

it will come out from his anus. seen that of a rusted nail coming out of a kid anus from his stool

president pikin, we go manage am

Naija

It’s well

The wind storm in some part of taraba state can displace a moving car.
And is capable of pulling out a building or collapsing a building.
It’s another version of tsunami 🌊 in taraba state

Water wine.
Is a special kind of water flavored win

Wow 🤩 tinubu

Moroccoguy:
Go and cut off the hair and wash it with lime and thanks me later

This one is potent

larryUG:
Wash your hair very well with water when bathing, that's the cure for dandruff. If you carry hair we'll, and water doesn't get to your scalp to wash it well, dandruff will develop

Follow this instruction.
U can wash with hot water.
Make sure you always wash your hair well when bathing.
Keep the hair low cut.

Good works

Lolz

Trap set

True

majesticguy:
No offense, sir, but studying Software Development in a Nigerian university is a big joke, a huge one, in fact. Your lad is truly gifted. I do not intend to discourage you sire, but if he were my child, I'd advise him and help him see reasons to pursue something Nigerian universities can actually handle. This is not to suggest that Software Development is a poor choice, far from it. I am where I am today because of it. However, I must emphasize that, based on my experience, most Nigerian universities lack the resources and expertise required to teach the discipline properly.

Software engineering is skilled base.
The university will teach you the rudimentary theories and some practicals;
It’s left for you to develop your self by your self by learning more.
And build your own future with your hands and by your self.
You don’t depend on the class room teaching to gain all the knowledge from software engineering.
They will guide your in logic’s , decision making, precision and also in physics calculations.
they will guide you on basics and on native languages.
Have this at the back of your mind.
100% all programmers are self made; and self skill made.
But the university can guide you in development life cycles and documentations, procedures and software development ethics and terms .
Standard software have standard development processes.

morikee:
Create a portal to check result not this una half baked SMS method una dey use chop students airtime

They are using it to generate fund for Government.
It’s a delay tactics to generate fund before making it available.
Another way to get the result is by printing the original JAMB result.

When a lawyer still want to milk the FG dry he will be
Marry go round.
In circle.360 degree non stop.
Lawyer must chop

atobs4real:
in addition, i know of someone who very tested and trusted to pass, but he got to the center late due to accident

Tell the person to go to jamb office and report.
So that they can reschedule the exam for the person

Lazy9jaYouth:
In total, 1,955,069 candidates sat for the 2025 UTME

1,995,069 X 8,700
= #17,009,100,300

This one pass Yahoo

This one wey your eye Dey chuuk like this, u fit go rub JAMB oooo

Oga be calming down
20% UTME + MOCK =8,700
80% is UTME only, which is #7,200 per form
Only about 3,500 goes to jamb in the break down of the sharing formula.
Some goes to CBT cente(1,700)r,
Some goes to novel for English(2,500)
Some is for agent processing commission(450).

If it was not towed by security then
The people that spray your car are the one that duplicated your key.
They are your suspect.
Police should do something about your suspect.

True talk

theredaddy:
Person that will go through all that hassel, wont let people see the number now

everybody wan form smart, but lets think things thru on all sides

Person that want to destroy your image will show you the real number. Along side the damaging message so that you can believe everything they are dishing out.

Kolos

Another format to loot moreeeee.
Na mmm 😋 format

A contractor,
Taking a political side.
If Another opposition win, he will cancel your contract by all means.
Tompolo stay away from. Politics and focus on your contracts
Play your cards under ground