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tripped

last summer


when was the last time you trip accidentally

kimbles

metrosexual

impotent

yes


tpbm believes in me

voodooo

pimples

at times


tpbm is deaf

Zoooookeepper

no i hate em


tpbm thinks the inside of a person matters more than the outside

zombie

i was in a dog fight



when was the last time you thanked jesus for everything

needy

ma bad ooo

wust

hell naw, (straight ooooooo



tpbm loves gossiping

mike tyson

Zulu

yesterday (cuz some fool took my parking spot)



when was the last time you were just speechless

eerrrrm no no


tmbp falls in-love easily

hust

yes but not for long


tpbm is quick-witted

narcolepsy

This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did. Somebody got angry about this, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done!

A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friend with him.
While he's talking to his grandmother, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finished them off.

As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandmother, "Thanks for the peanuts."

She says, "Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off them."


heheheheheh

nice2cheat

tpbm is a sex addict

nicotine

how bout noo



tpbm thinks they are cute