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Rooboy doesn't look too good, but he might be afraid of speaking up to prevent being the next Sabrina.

Lol, did Tacha hoard house cutleries?

Kuture is slowly being clocked in that house and I hope it doesn't explode into something nasty one day.

First,it was Tracy allegedly saying he tried touching her inappropriately.

Then,it was Sultana finally realizing with the help of Jason that he was taking advantage of her being his friend to be tapping current and stealing kisses.

Now, the housemates are discovering he was at the bottom of nasty rumours in the house.

The Bright/Sultana issue started because of Kuture's mouth.

Now, it's getting clear that the Isabella mouth odour thing started with Kuture (a very wicked thing to say). Bright using this against her took her out, she looked like someone punched her in the face, i noticed she was in bed with Koyin & couldn't even look at him directly when speaking and it looked like she was trying to cover her mouth with the duvet when talking!

Now, Kuture is being fingered as instrumental in the Isabella/Mide beef.

No girl gives Kuture rocking in that house like Bella. She has been nothing but friendly to him.

Kuture is extremely lucky he's in this season. In previous seasons like Pepper Dem or Lockdown/SYE, they would have made very serious fun of his looks. This season's housemates like "vawulence", but the girls are still very emotionally intelligent. Only Zita body-shamed Sultana and Doris because they first came for Dede. Thelma refused to make fun of Zita's skin color and avoided the Bella body/mouth odour gist.

Kuture na Yahoo boy true true that sees a potential maye in everybody,and one thing about Yahoo boys is that they have zero loyalty or integrity. Telling lies comes to them like second nature. It's not just gossiping, it's started talk about people i find upsetting.

Kuture's behavior is exactly the same as his looks!

Dr Faith, as much as you're deeply attracted to Joanna, kudos to you for noticing Joanna was drunk and not attempting even a kiss. To catch case nowadays no hard, and trust me, you're a sure boy for girls that really know how to look beyond the surface.

It's not easy for a girl like Dede to be wowed by how smart you are and how you explained something as complex as medical science and the human body so simply like you were describing a cartoon show. I saw Dede's face that night, she was filled with sheer awe. If it was outside the house,she would have definitely given you her number. Please no allow Joanna stress you, she's just 21 and still wants to have fun, not a serious relationship.

Bobodee09:
My bro/sis you gat use whatever method to win.

In football morinho plays ugly football called pack the ball to win trophies.

At the of day always remember end justify the means.....nah here we dey when one won by only staying in the kitchen.

Imisi drama is fetching bbn money and the production will do anything to have that for whole 70days.....it just a 2month show no one really cares afterwards.

Once again learn to watch without emotions.

I don hear. Nigerians finish work sha!

Bobodee09:
You people need to stop watching with emotions honestly.

You people forgot she read rule book for hours on Monday.....this move is calculated.


She and koyin are the only who understands strategy to win this game.

Blame the game and not the player

This is a reality show based on human interactions and you're expecting human beings to watch "without emotions"?

Imisi is literally riding an emotional coaster wave of people who like her simply because she reminds them of the popular noisy street girl in their zanga, because she's a cheap imitation of the characters Funke Akindele plays, or because they identify with her being ratchet and uncouth.

Imisi entered this show with probably the most extensive and well-funded PR team equipped with tons of bot social media troll accounts, and she's clearly taking Nigerians for a ride.

Until all this "playing the game" will cause something drastic on this show, people won't learn.

Ah, Isabella left Koyin's bed ? What happened?

Imisi is just one of the many people that keep proving Nigerians have a critical mass of behaviourally challenged people that consistently make the wrong choices.

This girl is actually going to win the show! After the irritating antics of Ilebaye, many Nigerians still haven't gotten wise?

What the hellie (in Dede's voice)? Did Thelma leave her pubic area unshaved?!!!🤢

Why do I feel a fight will break out this night?

Is Isabella on her period? Why's she wearing tights like a corrupt housemaid?

Munzy14:
She no want offend the man funding her lifestyle outside.

I don't blame her. The BBnaija house is a mirage - 24/7 light, food, winning millions of Naira just from sponsored tasks, and parties every Thursday and Friday minus AC chilling 24/7 as well as having your duvet dry-cleaned every week. But outside, Tinubu's Nigeria is waiting for you patiently.

Maybe the guy helped with her school & upkeep and has even visited her mum. It's what kept Nengi from being very free with Ozo inside the house, she begged him to wait for the show to end,but the nepo baby was hell-bent on doing romance. She was relaxed with Kidd because he was her target even before the show, she had his file and was told to specifically go for him as a means to probably getting put on by his dad (it's also why Kidd avoided her and went for Erica).

Neither Jason nor Koyin can give her that assurance. Kola is a nepo baby but he's also hustling and might not be able to find her, so she can't afford to offend her guy. After the show she'll definitely get chased by way bigger men sha, she's made!

Tifay:
It may seem as though Dede is actually beefing Isabella cos of Koyin. She's talking about it in her diary session.

Friendly25 you may be right about the women beef thing. Dede has made her whole diary session about Koyin despite Kola being there in her pond

Lol, it was obvious. Dede hates losing to another female, her ego won't allow it. Everything has it's season sha, i wonder how she would have fared in Pepper Dem or Lockdown seasons.

She would have been humble having to compete against the likes of Mercy, Kim Oprah, Venita, Enkay, Nengi & Erica. Though with her looks, she would have been most likely adopted and groomed by Mercy.

Tifay:
For Dede, I dont think its just about the women. Like most in-demand young women, Dede thrives on attention and would do anything for it. She needs the men interested and just finds Koyin's attention in particular special.

Of course she doesnt rate Isabella ( half the house already talk about her mouth odor, add that to KK and her man-chasing shenanigans from KK, Kaybobo, Bright, Kola) Who would? The less said about Sultana, the better

As for the bolded, He didnt mind initially. I think everything changed after that kiss thing. He now gives the aura of "now I can see how totally fake you are" unlike the indifference aura he used to give her

Which is good for her rep in the house cos someone like Kola and Jason would have babbled all over the house or at the very least used that to corner her

It's why i don't want Dede giving Kola anything. If she dares kiss Kola on the lips, Kola will jump the fence of the BBnaija house, book a flight ticket to BB Mzansi, and tell all the housemates there about it. That's another thing that seems to be holding Dede back, she was telling Mide about her fear of Kola's running mouth (she was right about this) , while Mide assured her that he probably only told Bright who's a very secretive guy.

If it was on Jason's shirt or shoulder Dede left her lipstick print like she did with Kola, that one would have removed the shirt, shown all the housemates the shirt one by one the next day, and then on Sunday he would have shown Ebuka the shirt as well. They're genuinely dirty guys,which is the only reason I'm supporting Dede's fisherwoman antics.

I think Dede was low-key impressed at how well Koyin hid his kissing Sultana.

Mouth odour is a very repulsive thing, they even started saying her v****a smells too, which is another reason I've been watching Bella's videos with Koyin. These 2 things are enough to even cause a divorce,but I've seen her and Koyin kiss , whisper and cuddle.

If that thing isn't true,then it's sheer wickedness on the part of the housemates (led by Sultana) and they owe her an apology. Bella might be sexually adventurous,but she's a genuinely kind person and doesn't know how to keep grudges. She did absolutely NOTHING to deserve that kind of hate. Kudos to Thelma for keeping herself faraway from that gist.

Tifay:
But Koyin's countenance has really changed oo. Dede came to him in the Kitchen

Dede: So what am i going to eat ?

Koyin: looks at her and ignores

Dede: You dont know?

Koyin: (with an actual scowl on his face), How am I supposed to know?

Omo, she even had to walk away. But I still dont understand this change of energy from Koyin oo. E no suppose bad reach like this na

Dede could have at least clearly stated they're friends instead of calling him a fish and leading him on with kissing him, leaving her lipstick on his body, and acting like NOTHING happened. I knew a girl back in school that would French-kiss me and the very next minute, act like she didn't even know who i was. If i tried kissing her she would turn her face away or cover my mouth while making me understand were "just friends". Do you know how FRUSTRATING that stuff is?

Koyin is now with an OLDER woman with a gigantic beautiful bum that went from calling him a small rat & "500 Naira Rema" to going down on her knees to suck him, cooking for him, obeying his word, and treating him like her daddy. Would ANY MAN want to risk going to the woman that led to you being called a fish and chihuahua?

Koyin is just the pawn, there's now serious mental chess going on between Isabella and Dede, aura for aura, emotional manipulation for emotional manipulation. Shebi Dede said Bella is not worthy enough to drag anything with her? Let her show she's the boss na.

The only people Dede rates as worthy opponents are Mide & Thelma. She quickly sought a truce with Mide using friendship. Thelma almost got Kola,hence Dede rushing to sleep with him that night she pecked him. She was initially rating Sultana but that one had to belittle herself with the pee thing.

Tifay:
It's the one thing I have liked about him and hated about Jason and Kola.

Being the mature one despite being the youngest. It's also one of the reasons why she respects him a lot.

All the nonsense she told Kola and Jason when she found out about the Isabella kiss with Kola and Sultana whatever with Jason she no fit try am with Koyin. Yet she's still fighting for the friendship or whatever she calls it.

I mean she started by calling him her brother in the earlier weeks, then moved him to best friend, then now bestie. Bear in mind, she's always the one labelling things and he just moves with whatever she says

Lol. But at the same time, let's understand that Dede, Joanna, Mide, Zita,Koyin & even Imisi are still youngins, they're not even core Gen Zs, they're actually Gen Alphas (The "Arya Starr/Rema" Generation), so we shouldn't be expecting real maturity from these people, which is why i would like to know Koyin's background and how he grew up.

I remember Rooboy's look of slight irritation when he realized Dede just graduated last year, and Dede laughed and said to him "I know you must be wondering what you're doing in BBnaija with this small rat abi?".

That's why Koyin best understands Dede's silly games,but he was obviously mentored by older people (hence his respect for Rooboy) and

The real agbayas are Kola , Jason & Sultana who thought dede was a small girl they could easily chop or intimidate. I don't know why a grown man should be expecting emotional commitments from girls like Dede and Joanna that are still figuring out life!

Sultana should be around 8 years her senior yet you're threatened by her to the point of calling her names and peeing on her box(yes, i insist Sultana wasn't drunk that night).

Jason is really irritated that a youngin like Koyin got to Sultana first, virtually kissed Dede first, and still got Isabella down. The loser couldn't even keep his mouth shut about receiving sexual favours from Sultana when Koyin won't even admit he and Bella are having sex.

Kola is so insecure despite being a Toronto boy that he had to call the boy a chihuahua, a chihuahua that stood up with Isabella and covered her shame when you littered her to impress a little girl like Dede.

A Toronto boy that had to report Koyin's ship with Isabella to the same Dede believing it would score him points with her and create a division between her and Koyin. Why can't he respect his receding hairline and BEHAVE himself? I really wished Sabrina was around,she would have comported him since.

Tifay:
This will be a wrong move imo, as the guy's gonna act non challant as usual. Plus she's too prideful to do it in public glare with her haters like Sultana and co watching

To get Koyin, she actually has to show more interest. Not giving the same non -nonchalant nonsense. I dont think he'll mind at this point as I get the feeling that he may now actually be interested.

Something did tweak on that kiss day. I think what's pissing him off is she acting like nothing happened. Anyway that's my theory, cos he's never this uncaring. Cos even just now when she was telling him she has a migraine, he just told her to go sleep it off

Lol, Isabella has some advantages - she's Koyin's spec, he has said it openly that he likes older women.

Secondly, Isabella is more experienced than Dede. She has been bombarding Koyin with 3 things Dede hasn't given him before - 1). Nacks 2). Good Food 3). Respect & Adoration. Even Kayinkunmi didn't enjoy her on that level.

And Isabella & Koyin happened after weeks of abusing each other and arguing, making their first nacks way more intense. Again, Koyin did what Kayinkunmi didn't do - he satisfied Isabella to the point where she was smiling like a baby and gasping for air. Her weave-on even fell off. With Kayinkunmi, she had to rely on a vibrator!

Then finally, Koyin unlike Kayinkunmi stood up for her at a time when she was vulnerable. Koyin rushing to hug Dede would have been EXTREMELY embarrassing for Isabella, defending her behind her back and acknowledging her in the presence of other housemates while advising her to avoid any small talk from Dede's sidekicks. For a youngin, he behaved quite maturely.

Dede is realizing that Koyin might be a harder nut to crack than she thought, so she might use emotional manipulation on him as a last resort.

Tifay:
To be fair, you may be right.

Actually there are times I feel like she may like Kola in a way, afterall men like multiple women all the time. But I doubt a prude like Dede will go that far with him and for him I suppose it's not really worth it.

But one advantage to Kola's game I may be underating however is the Imisi dynamic. The friendship or whatever they are doing is a storyline he can hold on to should the Dede own fail

He doesn't know the Imisi storyline is surer for his game,but he needs to watch it & make sure he sticks to being her big bros (Bright is doing this well with her) & not give her wrong signals. Kola for all his simping is hardly aware when women do like him, which is how he fumbled Doris & Thelma.

I suspect Dede will time a strategic kiss with Kola at the pool party while watching for Koyin's reaction.

Tifay:
You think if Ozo had his way, he wouldnt do things differently?.

There's a reason he rejected the All star slot he got. There are things you really dont want with your name and your reputation will continue to suffer every time people talk about Big brother seasons.

Kola is friends with Sheggz and Shaun in real life and his script was actually simple. Ship with the most pretty girl and give us an aesthetic ship. Hold hands, wear matching outfits. Do all those things shippers like and you have a guaranteed slot in the final. Why do you think he's not interested in pursuing things outside the house

The moment he saw that Dede didnt bulge, he should have restrategized especially seeing as the girls wanted to counter and actually use him for her fish game; but no, he still wants to die there cos he really wants the aesthetically pleasing shippable ship and he's becoming too desperate for it. Now he'll keep falling into her pond and at the end of the day gain nothing, except being labelled in the same simp category as Ozo, Saga, Kola when the next big brother comes up. He gained absolutely nothing!!!

He's still a gamer though. He decided to pull an "Ozo & Nengi" while keeping his eyes open for other connections, leading him to start the ship with Imisi because he correctly clocked Imisi will win. Even his friendship with Bright looks planned (let's roll together as per fresh boys, just like Sheggz tried doing with Groovy & Ozo's "Apple Boys" bromance with Neo).

I believe his most genuine connection in that was Sabrina. What would be fascinating is if he really cares for Imisi who's virtually his closest confidante in that house.

Tifay:
Cos the script of a "fool" still makes him a fool. And his reputation is still going to suffer for it

The Dede sef isnt going to bulge. So the script no help am. He should have cut his losses quicker and moved to someone who's more willing

Never say never. Dede might finally French-kiss him, but if it's not sex then that would be pure torture for a dedicated simp like Kola.

Kingcid:
I dey shame on his behalf

see as he dey download gist give Dede about Koyin

omo that egbon don go

Lol, na dat nonsense dem dey use sabi nonsense men. E get some guys wey for use mouth rubbish their fellow man give woman all in a bid to secure NACKS.

The day Koyin go change am for Kola i go follow support am!

Hazardfan1:
It is not, he really likes the babe. Maybe she smells really delicious too.

Nah, and because of that you'll be putting down your fellow man to score points with a girl? I hope Dede doesn't fall for it sha,if she does, that's on her.

ultraviolet27:
JJ is from ondo state not ekiti

I wasn't particular about his state. I just mentioned what he looked like to me.

Geezeem:
True story

Ado-Ekiti Usher Raymond get fans o. I know you wish it was you bouncing your head on him and not Sultana abi?😏

mayor1814:
My dear renderme, u go defend tire 😀... Mide get Choco for head, bright sef get Choco for head... U dey try and I see u like d stress Dem dey give u


And e be like sey mide sef still get eye for Jason jae. Bright dey always complain about d guy... I just dey wait make Bright no complain about mide and Jason jae closeness again, make he sef just change suddenly, move silently and codedly to another babe

Old lover boy format. Act like you're crazy about her, act jealous and almost violent when you see her laughing with other guys, and make her understand that you actually have options in terms of other women waiting for you. That's how to keep your woman on her toes. Bright na criminal! He has treated Mide well so far sha.

Colson:
You call it “pious intellectual sodomy,” but what you’re really doing is dressing up double standards in moral jargon. Nobody is saying people must have sex on TV, just that if they do, it doesn’t make them less dignified or less “real” than someone who chooses not to. That’s the essence of authenticity... being yourself whether you’re reserved or expressive, not curating a holy facade to look marketable.

Celibacy is a choice, just as sexual expression is a choice. Neither makes one morally superior. The fact that some live celibate without dying doesn’t suddenly make sexuality shameful or invalid. By that logic, should we shame people for eating tasty food because some monks survive on plain diets?

Dragging porn into the conversation is another lazy attempt at moral panic. Reality TV isn’t porn it’s human beings under surveillance, navigating relationships, conflict, and yes, sometimes sexuality. If the show is about “coexistence,” then sex which is as much a part of human coexistence as arguments, friendships, and alliances cannot be treated like an abomination.

And no, nobody is equating sex on TV with “bending someone over on an express road.” That’s a false equivalence. One is consensual intimacy in a private house where contestants voluntarily agreed to be watched. The other is public indecency. Pretending they’re the same just exposes a bias, not a valid argument.

Finally, Jackie B factoring her child into her decisions is fine. But let’s not pretend she is automatically more “dignified” than Angel, Tega, or Sultana. Authenticity means not faking piety for cameras. You may prefer her performance of restraint, but don’t insult those who chose to live their truth. That’s the hypocrisy I’m calling out.
Peace ✌🏾

Okay, raise your kids to go on reality and flash their genitals in coupling action with those of strangers they meet on those shows because a lack of self-control and incontinence was what they were taught some liberal hippie gunk you're using to justify your latent odd fascinating with seeing other people have sex.

Or you think porn is just about visiting a site and watching actors get down? Or you didn't remember Erica ending up on Xvideos? This isn't about moral superiority, it's about the need to conduct yourself in a way that won't lower the estimation of yourself in the eyes of a majority of right-thinking viewers, be you a man or woman, but moreso as a woman.

Even the organizers know this, hence the reason they stopped showing people getting dressed, bathing, or intense sexual activity on the show, the fear of censorship aside.

Why's this concept then too complex for you to comprehend please? Or you think saying that long trail of nothing and attempting a dramatic exit with the "Peace" at the end would validate your point?

Geezeem:
Their story line continues

Koyin will keep hanging with her,but Isabella will surely pull something. Can Dede match Isabella's level of ratchetness if things get heated or will she be the bigger person and walk away? Or will Isabella allow Koyin hang with Dede and take over at night? We watch!

Colson:
BS!!

Your analogy completely misses the point. Comparing consensual sex to defecation is not only absurd but also intellectually dishonest. Sex is not “gross” or “private” in the same sense as using the toilet. it is a natural expression of intimacy, desire, and human connection. Reducing it to the same category as excretion is what fuels the shame and stigma around women’s sexuality in our society.

Jackie B’s choice to be reserved is valid, but that does not make Sultana or any other woman who expresses her sexuality openly less valuable or “unmarriageable.” Marriage-worthiness is not determined by how much of one’s sexuality is hidden from the public, but by character, values, and mutual compatibility. The idea that a woman automatically “demeans herself” for being sexually expressive on TV is exactly the double standard being challenged here because men in the same situation rarely face such judgment.

Dragging motherhood into this argument is also unfair. A mother being sexual does not erase her ability to love, guide, and raise her child. Children all over the world grow up knowing their parents are sexual beings; it doesn’t traumatize them unless society frames it as shameful. What truly harms children is a culture that demonizes women for choices men are celebrated for.
If society is going to judge, then let it judge both genders equally or better yet, respect people’s autonomy over their bodies and choices.

Point is, living authentically on a reality show does not make someone less respectable.


PS - I hope you also understand that someone like Jackie B and the likes can act all decent, sanctimonious and marriageable on TV, but when she comes out and people like you marry her, you start to see her real self that’s totally different from the image she portrayed. That’s the danger of pretending for the cameras instead of living authentically... you don’t really know who the person is until much later.

This is hot,pious intellectual sodomy.

What in the faffi.ng around is "living authentically", flashing my privates for Africa to see?

Sexuality is a need, but it isn't a NECESSITY.

There are people that have gone through life celibate. They didn't die.

Very soon you'll argue that porn is nothing more than the "artistic expression of passionate desires that intricately mold and motivate us as humans & adults " and people who aren't discerning will clap for you.

You're on a show and a CONTROLLED ENVIRONMENT & watched by MILLIONS & MILLIONS, with a warning that CAMERAS ARE EVERYWHERE.I don't know what alternate universe you live in, but certain things will always be PRIVATE & should be done in PRIVATE,otherwise there'll be valid justification for just bending a woman over on an express road and giving it to her in full public glare.

So Jackie B is fake because you didn't see her unclothedness or because she factored in her dignity, privacy and child into her decisions? You preferred Angel & Tega that were 'real' and gave you 'real' content to enjoy?

Morality is innate as well, and it's simply a sense of right or wrong which should guard our decisions as adults, even though morality isn't the law.

That's why the show itself faced so much backlash initially. In those days people would wake up quickly by 6am to watch housemates bathing, especially in Big Brother Africa. It was all justified as "a social experiment" until it got weirder.

In the BBA that Dilish won, for a $16 subscription, years before the coming of OnlyFans, you had access to content that wasn't shown on the main show.

That was how i saw Dilish naked and bathing. That was how i saw Fatima naked. That's how i saw Beverly & Angelo bathing. That's how i saw Selly & Nando having sex. That's how i saw Bolt & Betty having sex.

The backlash made the likely white pervs behind that nonsense stop it.

Imagine if such a service was introduced in BBnaija. I'm sure you would definitely subscribe and explain it as "a desire to delve deep into the reality of the human psychosocial complex and the intricacies of human intimacy within confined spaces based on upon the unique Nigerian socio-cultural climate "!

The housemates themselves know this, which is why no matter how carried away they get, they NEVER let the duvets slip. Moreso, they now receive some assurance that some areas and scenes will never be shown on TV, so they sometimes get too confident.

The show is for seeing people co-exist and occupy themselves with tasks while we feed of the drama of their interactions in a controlled space with rules and under constant watch. This is why even though fighting is part of reality,you don't try that in the house.

If you want excitement,get a lover or go watch porn or pay people to have sex in front of you. That's as "authentic " as it gets.

Colson:
I honestly don’t understand. When will some of you finally grasp the fact that this is a reality show? Everyone cannot be the same. Just as there are sexually liberal and sexually conservative people in real life, the same balance will naturally reflect in a reality show. It’s rated 18+ for a reason, hello!

PERSONALLY, I’D PREFER TO SEE ON REALITY TV A SULTANA WHO IS LIVING HER TRUTH THAN A JACKIE B WHO IS OVERLY CAMERA CONSCIOUS AND PRETENDING. And why is all the shame being directed at the women? Let’s be fair; Sultana, Mide, and Isabella all came into the house single. Meanwhile, Bright and Jason are in very serious relationships outside the house, yet no one is calling them out. These double standards never cease to amaze me. Are men somehow exempt from morality in Nigeria?



Ten years in, and Nigerians still don’t seem to fully understand the concept of a reality show, LOL.

We all defecate as human beings,but do you really want to watch another person defecate? Obviously, No. Why? Because it's gross and more importantly, it's PRIVATE.

But you'll agree with me that defecation comes with a great sense of relief,just like having sex minus the feeling of intense pleasure.

Now, would my pooping in front of you suddenly make me "real" or a deviant exhibitionist?

Jackie B admitted to being a wild one and she was even a single mother,but she made it clear she had evolved, sought a serious relationship AKA marriage, and wouldn't demean herself by doing anything on TV because she not only values herself and wants to market herself as marriage-worthy, she is A MOTHER (hence her always saying "My son is watching".

You think it's healthy as a man seeing your mom bouncing her head on a man's pipe or finding her on Pornhub? Do you know the lifetime deep-seated sense of outrage that can cause all because your mother wanted to create "real content" for a wide array of perverts and voyeurs masquerading as BBnaija fans?

There's life after the show, some of the housemates are not even interested in fame and know they are representing themselves and their families (this is probably why people are voting Tracy and Faith).

Let's call what is wrong by it's name, we nowadays justify a lot of mess in the name of being adults. Society will ALWAYS lean heavily on the woman when such things happen while the man smiles to himself knowing he just added you to his body count and trophies.

Geezeem:
'Painment' and sugar boi.

🚶🚶🚶

And you are? Another one of Ado-Ekiti Usher Raymond's willing side pieces? Because i don't get the source of your hostility.🥱

Nkl4u:
All this yab untop someone who doesn’t even know you. And you may not even look half as cute as Jason in real life oo😁

I don't need to know Ado-Ekiti Usher Raymond, he took his precious time & resources to audition for a role that will involve being on my TV screen for 2 months, it doesn't matter if i look like Shrek.

It does say a lot about your taste in guys though. Or are you ovulating? I fear for you.😢