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Christianity Etc › Re: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by funkeabosede(f): 7:16pm On Feb 16, 2015

pls sir interprete dreamt we are experimenting with three pots one for boiling roasting and steaming den the content was given to a boy to taste he eat the seed and it was bitter told him to drink the water and he said it was sweeet
Secondly dreamt i vomited a kidney and was worried but my dad said it was normal dat a new one will grow and my step brother drank a liquid and his throat was stained red and i was told it was used to cured a sickness and i was asked to drink then saw a gut dat looked like a monster after a boy but he was caught and when he was exposed it happen to be my step brother den we were hearing a strange ound we later discover dat sound was coming from my brother sister and step btpother side and when their face was uncovered they looked like a monster it was so scary

Christianity Etc › Re: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by funkeabosede(f): 3:22am On Feb 15, 2015

sir pls interprete dreamt i saw the brother of my ex boyfriend he came to meet my mum dat his brother still want me back . After he has gone my mum was telling me dat i should see dat he cant even drop some money for theupkeep of his rother child. Later i saw d same brorher telling me dat it was my mums fault but he knows dat i will be his brother wife. In dat dream i was comparing my baby father with him and i was like i prefer him at least he still give me somethin even though its not much

Christianity Etc › Re: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by funkeabosede(f): 6:28pm On Feb 13, 2015

pls interprete i dreamt i was fighting with my mother over i burnt the rice i was cooking and i turn it into another pot so she was angry and i was reporting her to a colleacue and she told me dat she is still my mother no matter what

Christianity Etc › Re: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by funkeabosede(f): 8:56am On Feb 10, 2015

pls sir interprete dreamt i was in a place with a man i dont no then a thief came in and took everything the man has but didnt take anything from me when the man wanted to check wether the thief has gone he came back nd beat the man and he left
Secondly dreamt am in the company of my step sisters and we are sharing oil so they put mine in a stainless bow and it was full

Christianity Etc › Re: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by funkeabosede(f): 9:07am On Feb 08, 2015

ebankole:
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I can see how u long to be with your son's father.
But listen if you must then be prepare to face another spiritual warfare and yes u will conquer but know and remember u will have more to do.

The lord said the father of your son has his own spiritual, inherited power working against him just like u used to before the lord fought for u.
In essence, its will be more like u are fighting for him,guiding/guarding and or protecting him spiritually,physically the moment u get back together or as u are together now.
He's spiritual weak and these brings about several attacks and infliction upon him exactly like u used to.
Above all, if u can fight for him? Like u did for yourself, the battle will be won but know that u'll have lot of work(fasting,prayer etc) to do on his behalf. Infact he needs u more now than u will/u need him to be successful ;spiritually and physically. So u see? but the question is,are u ready and will to do these?

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The lord said for ye shall/has bided misfortune goodbye, for that shall no longer be thy portion.
The child means peace,blessing and or fruitfully... the bible says, let the children come unto me for they are of kingdom of heaven...

Needle means: pain,prick, infliction or witchcraft infliction.
When a needle cut one what happens?it causes pain more like infliction or losing ones blood.
The lord said no longer shall ye be inflicted by the enemies for ye has delivered u.
Hence the needle broke(cut) and ofcourse u were able and willing to buy another means; restoration of blessing, glory or being at the position of honour and or the powers to shut your accusers/enemies up.
indeed u are more than a conquer- congrats to you,
Bless u

Pls sir help me with prayer point

Christianity Etc › Re: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by funkeabosede(f): 9:01am On Feb 08, 2015

pls sir interprete i dreamt i saw mybaby father asking my friend to give him a long weavon to give me but i asked him to return it dat i dont want and he returrn it to her but when she collected the hair she complained that it has tangle and she was using her hand to straightened it but it was still not smooth then she told me to beware does i tell things concerning dad david

Christianity Etc › Re: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by funkeabosede(f): 8:32pm On Feb 07, 2015

pls sir interprete, i dreamt i walked into a compound and asked a woman an information about nis recruitment and she replied me well then i saw my baby father asking the woman the price of a fish and she was annoyed and told him in dat dream dat he wont prosper then i told her dat didnt she know she was talking to my husband she didnt answer me so iasked him to lets go while w are going saw a man dragging my son with me so i took him from his hand and gave him to his father dat he should go while i faced the man and beat him den he left then i saw myself and him with my son in a room dat was well furnished but two boys were turning the chair uppside down so i told them to stop dat the owner would talk and a man was sitting on the chair

Secondly dremt i saw my friend a male holding a baby son so i carried the baby for him den he later took him when he was crying , i lent a long needle from him but it got broken and he was annoyed asked me to get it back and i went to the only shop selling it but they didnt have and i told him but he said i must get it so i gave him 3 ten naira note to buy it and told him to check me at home dat i would add spaghetti to it then i woke up

Christianity Etc › Re: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by funkeabosede(f): 4:06am On Jan 31, 2015

ebankole:
The lord said your inherited/foundational powers/attacks was what brought or forced you to seek God and surrender yourself or life to you.

The lord said, for so long you've been hated,despised,rejected,pushed and consider worthy both within and without and all around you, and everyone seems to detest you,longed for your downfall.

But and now the lord said for ye troubles,pains,battle,rejection,depression,inherited attacks led thee to christ and now ye had been confronting,fight one battle to another and now the lord said ye shall run no more,ye shall fear no more,ye shall never again be trouble,manipulate nor defeated, for thy lord as given thee victory over your enemies/contenders/attackers.

The lord said u used to or rather thought you could run or distance yourself from these problems,inherited attacks,hatred around you but u were wrong... but hear this; the lord said for ye fears has been casted away,your contenders powerless over thee,your enemies silenced and your attackers arrested by his power/heavenly host(s)(warrior) and now here is your victory.

The lord said ye shall be connected, favour,love,honour,respected,counted among human and or freed ones.

Your persistent in prayers and refusing to compromise your walk with God,prayers et al has finally paid-off.
Congrats and I hope and pray u remain in christ and cease not praying all the time.
Congrats once again and bless u.

Amen thank u sir am grateful for all ur help

Christianity Etc › Re: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by funkeabosede(f): 10:43pm On Jan 30, 2015

pls sir interprete i dreamt i saw my parents escorted me to a busstop where i took a bike to visit a friend of mine who had accident when we are going i told him to stop cause i saw a gun with him and i got down but he was still after me so i boarded the bike again when we got a public area i got down and was looking for where to hide den i saw an old class mate who told me she would get another bike for me we searched but i didnt see den the same bike man came and pointed a gun at me and shoot but i dont feel a thing and he was arrested in dat dream den i moved from dat place to see a friend of mine who was sick i met him on the road and he told me dat is it now am bringing his food dat i should take his shoe i took it and cleaned it while i was holding a cooler of rice

Christianity Etc › Re: 2015 Prophecies For Nairaland Members & Nairaland Visitors by funkeabosede(f): 11:24am On Jan 27, 2015

[quote author=niceprof post=30153236][/quote]Amen

Christianity Etc › Re: 2015 Prophecies For Nairaland Members & Nairaland Visitors by funkeabosede(f): 11:30am On Jan 26, 2015

Amen in jesus name. Whats my prophesy for year 2015

Christianity Etc › Re: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by funkeabosede(f): 11:12am On Jan 26, 2015

ebankole:
Why not cut the tree from the root rather than it branches?

It's then u can claim or have a permanent victory and then be at peace spiritually and physically.

Well, glory be to jesus as obvious u are not taking your case lightly I can see u are engaging in serious battle and indeed the lord is now fighting for you- Congrats...for thy lord is silenting your contenders and fighting for you.

The root 'what I mean' you ask?
Add this to your prayers; oh fire of God visit the source of powers of my attackers, scatter them,their camp with your anger/fire and consume them permanently by the power in the blood of jesus,by the power of resurrection and in the name of JESUS!
Bless u

thank u sir am grateful

Christianity Etc › Re: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by funkeabosede(f): 10:24am On Jan 26, 2015

pls sir interprete dreamt i saw my step brother and sisters gathering against me dat i didnt attend a naming ceremony den we started fighting and i beat the three

Christianity Etc › Re: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by funkeabosede(f): 2:47pm On Jan 24, 2015

pls sir interprete saw a friend of mine in a bus later saw him at my place but he was always backing or avoiding me like he doesnt want to talk to me:had d dream twice na
Secondly had a dream i was in a family gathering wanted to took an orange but my mum collected it from me so i went out of the house saw an orange three plucked many ripe one and some partly ripe orange but the partly ripe one are bigger than the ripe one : later saw my sister talking to me in a disrespect tone but my mum didnt correct her
Thirdly dreamt my step brother and a friend died in a dream and in dat dream a man in white pprayed for me and he helped me to submit my cv to the boss and he rejected it that there are some errors on it that he should go and correct the errors and bring it back and he returned it to me so i went to redo it thats when i woke up

Christianity Etc › Re: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by funkeabosede(f): 9:01pm On Jan 11, 2015

Pls siir what does it means to dreamt u are in a strange land and rain is falling even though it is dry season

Christianity Etc › Re: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by funkeabosede(f): 6:39am On Dec 31, 2014

Pls sr interprete I was wiith my secondary school friend when we saw some group of people wearing white running from different directiions I started running and the way led to a swampy area where the people could not move any further again some standing on top of some thing to maintained their balance and the person in my front fell into the black mud and didn't stand up again so I was tryiing to trace my step back home saw another person going depper iinside the mud but he was saved and was just lying down covered with mud from head to toe and stiill thankiing God for saving his life and I was surrounded by deep mud then I sang a song that has to do with God liight my path and immediiately a sectiion was cleared liike a cemented ground and I pass through there and the crowd I met on the road to a buildiing that was locked give way for me to pass and the house that was shut was opened and I went in

Christianity Etc › Re: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by funkeabosede(f): 5:28am On Dec 30, 2014

Gud am sr have been having some series of dreams lately concerning my famiily
Firstly I dreamt my dad rented a house for me and my step siister it was a room each but my own room was insiide another womans room like we will be sharing a room and ii was angry that I don't want that room that I would go back to where am liviing dats also a room but atleast its for me alone and my elder sister was angry wiith me and I was asking her dat y can't she see the place dats not gud den she called me a witch and ii told her that she is emere so wen she wanted to come near me I shouted Holyghost fire and she would move backward in a bending position with her eye blazing like dat of sango den she later left and my own brother came to talk to those my step siisters why I left home
Secondly dreamt I was sick then my dad gave me a drug and I took it and I started purging in d dream like I went to toilet three tyms to poopoo and when I woke up the same thing happened
Thiirdly I dreamt my dad was seriously sick and I was tryinh to help him up on the bed but he told my mum to tell me to go so dat my hand won't stained with what was rub on his body so I let but my hand was a little stained and was later told he was died then I saw my two uncle coming in so I was angry and told dem what did they want shey they wiished iin dead before and their wish is granted so I left the room for them saw my aunt talking about my son and ii was angry like are u here for my son or what then I moved outside searching for my mum to let her know those wicked uncles are around den I saw my step mum who has died with my step brother he said he wanted to go somewhere so I said I would follow and he stop a cab there was a lady too waiting for a cab and he told her to come also as we are about to climb I was at the back then a construction motor came from nowhere and was moving towards us den the girl asked me to bend then the truck enter into her eye before then the person iin posseson of my dad immuniisation syringe also died. Pls sir help me to interprete

Christianity Etc › Re: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by funkeabosede(f): 9:05am On Dec 26, 2014

ebankole:
You human being! Shouldn't you have called back or reach me later so that I can conclude what I was discussing with you on the phone?

Whatever happens to your blessing or whatever to become easy for you but eventually become worst or bad(sore),what out to be a blessing but eventually become curse,you shouldn't blame God nor complain God isn't fair to you else..?whatever happens u are on your own.

Well,wonder why I make the above comments..?
You blessing might turn sore,you expectation might be met but end up becoming a thorn later,now listen, this is what the lord said; give unto me now and go and complete your deliverance or rather prayers else...! don't blame God.

Obviously your time of harvest has come and it's already here happening but it's going to turn sore(more like getting it but end up frustrated with the said harvest(blessing).
As for me.? I have done my bit and played my part has God servant.

Bless u

Sir is not that ii don't wish to call u back but I don't have the means to do so. Thanks for ur help so far sir

Christianity Etc › Re: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by funkeabosede(f): 3:58am On Dec 26, 2014

Pls sir nterprete what does iit means to harvest five rpe mango and a buunch of banana that's ripe and ii gave small out of the one I took to a girl leaving some on the tree then. Saw some on the floor and I took it and later discover it has spoilt. And it has stained the other. Good fruiit so I throw it away and used my hand to cleanthe stain

Secondly dreamt ii saw. The place I was teaching and the propriietor was complainiing the pupiils mark were too low and I was arguing with him that its not good to add mark for the pupils that its good for them to go home with their original score that that would make their parents to know what to do but he disagree sayiing 60 percent is too small. Later someone. Women were now discussing from there I heard the woman saying the man said am not takiing the pupiils very well and dat she would be the one to take them for lesson whiile I take them iun the am that will we see changes when she take them so I was contemplating not resuming with them and iin dat dream I was like I even apply with my Nd result and dey are payiing me 10000 but iin real life I appled with my HND result

Christianity Etc › Re: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by funkeabosede(f): 8:58am On Dec 23, 2014

What does it mean to see three coconut and I opened one and the inside was fresh wen I opened t even thou the outside of the coconut was not good
Secondly saw a building that was fenced round with glass and some people were breaking the glass while the building was being constructed up but the roof is not yet attached when I woke up

Christianity Etc › Re: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by funkeabosede(f): 8:37am On Dec 23, 2014

Sir pls interprete for me I dreamt I was going for examination and I was harrased by a man on the way so I was late for the exams but I was able to attempt iit secondly again when I was going for another exam I met a friend who was quarelling with her mother becos she was serving idols and didn't allow the mother access to her house so I was telling her to allow her mother in and tell her mother to stop worshiipping idols then when I get to the venue of the exam I was also late but ii was able to put something down. The third time I passed a church gate and dey were welcoming me to the church but I didn't answer and was also too late for the exam this time I was disoriented I couldn't put any thing down for some tym and I ask the person sitting beside me but she only told me no 1 is A and she started complaining that her paper will be rough while mine will be smooth so I told her not to worry and I was thinking inside me that I can do it that she might even be giving me a wrong answer then I woke up

Christianity Etc › Re: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by funkeabosede(f): 10:02am On Dec 11, 2014

Ii dreamt I was at my step sister shop and the place was empty like all the items have been sold even the fridge and I wanted to buy food but all the food has been sold so I demanded for soup and they said they are still ccookng it dats all I remember. Pls sir iinterprete iit sir

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Sterling Bank Invitation For Online Test by funkeabosede(f): 4:17am On Dec 10, 2014

Ii couldn't generate my password bedause I couldn't click and type my password in the box pls how do ii go about it

Christianity Etc › Re: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by funkeabosede(f): 8:30am On Dec 09, 2014

Pls sir interprete this dream for me . I dreamt I saw my brother and my self in the toilet I was sitting on the water closet while he was standing and my mother came in and asked what was going on between us and she was liike pointing accusing fiinger at me later my brother was sick lke he was infected with some disease and my mum was asking him where he contacted the diseasse but he didn't say anything and my mum was lke u can only get this grom me though she didn't say it but she was looking it

Another one I dreamt my step sister served everyone of us with food and my food was small and in a flat plate so I ask her what about my flask of food dat I intend to take the food to skul and she said she has given it to her mother sister and I said for what then I collected the whole food and take them iin .when I wanted to take my bath I took our landlady bucket and she was annoyed and wanted to collect it and I told her that I intended to pour the water inside another bucket then my other neighbour called her and told her that hope she was not annoyed about the others day event .that's all I remembered
In reality there was a misunderstanding between us

Christianity Etc › Re: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by funkeabosede(f): 6:19pm On Dec 06, 2014

ebankole:
The lord said,there is a within and or known enemy whose aim is to continue to create enmity between you and the said father of you child.

Yes,indirectly his/her goal is to aim at you at all cost,(this is a very close person to you but unknown to you he's been the one adding and splitting you two the more)and his/her agenda to have you down but God won't allow that to happen as the lord said he's been warned.

Above all,his/her agenda is still working such shall be expose soon,mind you don't blame the father of you child total he's more or less been poisoned with evil words meanwhile unknown to him what's been asked to follow/do affects his progress or destiny too.

Thank u sr and God bless u more grease to your elbow

Christianity Etc › Re: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by funkeabosede(f): 9:49am On Dec 06, 2014

I dreamt I saw my baby's father he was doing a dangerous work and he wanted to give me money and his co worker a male told him not to waste his money so with anger I left them whiile I was going someone was shooting at me but I was not touched until I got to the place where the person his and got to know it was the same co worker and he was smillng and tellng me he was playing with me and I asked him what of if have died

Christianity Etc › Re: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by funkeabosede(f): 8:31am On Dec 05, 2014

I dreamt ii saw myself in my place of work and everywhere was filled with old plaintain plants and the hm was supervising them while they cut down the old trees and plant then I went to sign 8.35am even though the tym has gone than dat and while I was standing there I saw a snake moviing on the stone towards a boy and it bite .then the snake started moving towards me and I started running but my leg wasn't moving but I suddenly find myself in the class and I didn't see the snake again
Thanks for all ur help so far

Christianity Etc › Re: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by funkeabosede(f): 5:32am On Dec 04, 2014

Gud am sr please interpreted this dream for me. Ii saw a large gathering they were writing examination but one of my secondary school friend was not there so was searching for her but. Later saw her crying that that batch writing exam now was her set that she went for a party that's y she was not aware it was her turn and dat exam was the last one so ii told her to go and meet the invigilator that she was just coming from the hospital but she diidnt have that courage so I push her to the place and she was allowed into the exam hall .After that I saw my first boyfriend so I wanted to speak to him as am looking for him among the crowd ii found myself in another location where there was a little water and two birds flying on it one was big while the other one was not that big. The not that big one was trying to fly over my head but I turned and face it so it went up and was trying to capture my hand but I called Holy ghost fire and it will fly up again and repeat the same action while I called Holy ghost fire then the face of the bird change to that of a glistening female and was taunting me until a woman came and spoke to the bird and it stopped and ii crossed to a greener ground so the bird was looking at me with an angry eye and mimicking me as I called the Holy ghost fire. The woman showed me the way and ask me hope the bird has not bitten me but I said No but when I checked my hand I saw that one place has scratched a little where its claw was holding me so I took a sand and used it to rub dat place cause the woman told me that once it bite it make the person to be removing blood in the nose and mouth

Christianity Etc › Re: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by funkeabosede(f): 3:58pm On Dec 03, 2014

ebankole:
Thank God for your life.
Yours that's all that matters, fighting meaning, battle continues and indeed you are still prayer(fighting).
Is it possible to fight back if you can't confront them? Of course the answer is no so keep fighting(praying).
Above all,add this to your prayers:

Lord jesus,blood of jesus it's time to fight for me,fight now by fire

Powers wrestling with me and my glory,God,your end has come,jesus has paid it all fall down and die

Thank u sr am grateful

I visit the source of my life,glory,destiny,progress contenders scatter by fire.

Bless you.

Christianity Etc › Re: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by funkeabosede(f): 8:59am On Dec 03, 2014

ebankole:
I will only say what the spirit of God asked me to say as I won't just say much for now

Right now or since you knew your right hand from the left you've been going through some sort of situation that isn't pleasing or un-usual,mind you.....? it's not ordinary and it's to do within family or general experience.

Go on a day fasting and ask God to show you the source of this,then. What ever God reveal to you let me know on her or PM me.
Bless you in jesus name.

I did the fasting and prayer and since then I don't remember my dream and the one I remember is fighting with some unknown people in the dream. Pls can u still translate the dream for me.Thank u in anticipation

Christianity Etc › Re: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by funkeabosede(f): 1:08am On Nov 30, 2014

ebankole:
Alright PM me for your prayer points,God will help us all in jesus name.

Sir. I don't have ur. E_imaul adress. U would have prefer ur phone numbers U

Christianity Etc › Re: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by funkeabosede(f): 1:04am On Nov 30, 2014

I dre amt I saw the father of my baby and a woman introduce hum to me so everybody knows me as hs wife except a pregnant lady and dey went every where together but he told me anything dat happened between hm and the lady

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