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Business › Re: I Am Planning To Relocate To Epe, WhIch Businesses Move Fast There? by Funkybabee(f): 3:58pm On Jul 24
You guys are not good o
Haba nah, especially the ed!0ut ontop
Business › Re: How I Forgot Over ₦1million Worth Of Goods On A Bus - Lady Cries Out (Video) by Funkybabee(f): 8:12pm On Jul 23
There must be time to rest, no matter how busy or schedule your work/business is.

At least, leave that Sunday to recover
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Left Me by Funkybabee(f): 8:56pm On Jul 22
How much have you spent on her?

Can you guess?

No body should come for me please
Crime › Re: Thief Asked To Sing Picks R. Kelly "Turn Back The Hands Of Time (Photos/Video) by Funkybabee(f): 2:59pm On Jul 20
Lord Jesus, let my own thief be caught this week so that my money can be recovered
Health › Re: Nigerian Caregiver Reportedly Dies Abroad After Working 3 Days Without Sleep (Vi by Funkybabee(f): 9:33pm On Jul 15
There's nothing we brings to the world, there's nothing to take after life. The best you can do for yourself is to live your life, enjoy, rest and serve the Lord 🤸🏻🤸🏻🤸🏻🤸🏻🤸🏻🤸🏻 Nothing beat those three

You heard me
Live and enjoy your life
Rest
And serve the Lord(cure to depression)

Be grateful to be in the land of living, one day heaven can smile on you.

It's not by race, it's by time and chance says the book of Ecclesiastes
Family › Re: Why So Many Nigerian Couples Stay Married But Secretly Unhappy by Funkybabee(f): 3:12am On Jul 14
Eriokanmi:
This isn't true. In marriages, there's no strong foundation rather, both of you strive to make things work. My marriage has lasted over one and half decades now and I can tell you I've seen a lot i didn't see when we were dating. Before I got married, we did all the normal things one needed to do as a would-be couple. We consulted widely both physically and spiritually before we proceeded. My wife was even a virgin so, no sex before we got married. Despite all these, I can say I've seen too much.

Marriage is an institution from which you can never graduate, regardless of how intelligent or religious you may be. People often wonder why devoted men and women of God went their separate ways after years of marriage. Would you say their foundations were wrong? These were the people who knew the nitty gritty of the bible and maintained high level of holiness. The devil may cause chaos, yes but everything isn't about the devil. Some characters are in-born. There's nothing you can do to change your spouse except God Himself intervenes. My friend's wife could spit fire when it comes to prayers. She even speaks in tongues also a chorister and can sing like an angel. But when you get to their house, its either you meet her cursing her children or shouting loudly on her cool-headed husband in disrespectful manners. She had cursed him severally but the man, for the sake of Christianity had decided to keep quiet. She talks to his family rudely and wants to chase everyone away. Whereas before they were married, she was the holy type. Her mum is like that too and it runs in the family. My friend is thinking divorce right now. He's been denied intimacy for nearly 3 years already but my friend stayed firm. There was a time he opened up to me that because he doesn't want to mess around, he masturbates until he cums, to relieve himself. That's the height of wickedness. You cannot discuss such outside.

A lot is happening in marriages that couples endure. These weren't taught in school. My friend's wife, despite being wrong, will claim to be right and even defend it. My wife is like this too. I have my own issue in my marriage that I can't even share with anyone. There's no reason to be in marriage if you're not happy. That happiness you were enjoying, the smooth relationship between you and your parents and siblings shouldn't be taken away all because you're married, no!. We all live once and so, we should not regret coming to this world cos of marital issues, when God had perfected His works already in us to live happily. Even marriage counsellors have issues in their marriages. Many will land in hell over marital issues, if not addressed. If your man keeps beating you, leave before he unalives you as well.
God will deliver him. It's not do and die affairs
Travel › Re: Living In The USA - Life Of An Immigrant Part 1 by Funkybabee(f): 9:01pm On Jul 11
Good evening my lovely people here, is there any available Master program in hospitality that I can apply from Nigeria. ..

I studied hotel and catering mgt(bsc)


Anyone that can guide a sister
Education › Re: Nigerian Graduates From UK University Through Yahaya Bello Scholarship by Funkybabee(f): 9:28pm On Jul 10
I hope to get a scholarship for my Master program abroad someday
Crime › Re: Man's Hands Tied, Asked To Dance For Stealing by Funkybabee(f): 9:14pm On Jul 09
This is how God will catch and expose the scammer that scammed me yesterday
Business › Re: Why Are People Poor? Why Does This Happen? by Funkybabee(f): 9:11pm On Jul 09
Like the book of Ecclesiastes says, time and chance happen to them all.


A lots of battles being poor but what I know is that, I'm not gonna come this battle ground again.

Thank God for where and how far he has brought me
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FRSC 2026 Recruitment Exercise Is Officially Open by Funkybabee(f): 8:41pm On Jul 03
As a Bsc graduate, biko which one are we going to apply for?
Romance › Re: The Real Reason Women Move On So Fast After Breakups Will Piss You Off by Funkybabee(f): 10:39pm On Jul 01
I can't even imagine this, invest in you financially to ri pe?
Romance › Re: Should I Agree With No Sex Before Marriage With My Non Virgin Girlfriend by Funkybabee(f): 9:34pm On Jun 16
You see all those guys advising you to sample her before marriage here.

I pity the end of their marriage, aye won ti lamba


Follow your instincts, if you cannot cope, leave her to find what she wants and start all over to find yours too.

Is everything thing about sex, orisirisi for guys here eh
Music/Radio › Re: David Jones David - EZE YOYO (official Video) by Funkybabee(f): 9:15pm On Jun 16
Lovely video


Orisirisi for nairaland, so I should be typing rubbish to reach 9 characters
Crime › Re: Boko Haram Beheads 8 Soldiers At A Military Base In Borno by Funkybabee(f): 8:58pm On Jun 05
Lord have mercy
Car Talk › Re: How Do U Rate My GLE 43 AMG Coupe 2017 by Funkybabee(f): 6:50pm On Jun 01
Congratulations bro, my own shall come this year too
Celebrities › Re: Don’t Vote For APC In 2027 - VeryDarkMan (Video) by Funkybabee(f):
We can only achieve change in government if we agreed and vote wisely with team spirit

Some people have given up, assumed their votes will not kuku count. That why would they be bothering themselves under the sun to vote but they don't know that a vote can make a difference. while a day suffering under the sun is better than 4 years without peace.

Let's go out and vote wisely, if it's a land margin they cannot rig it, it's only if the margin is po0r but the question now is? Who can achieve what we want?

My own answer= God + a God fearing leader. With the two, Nigeria is good to go.
Business › Re: Transport Business: Share Your Experience by Funkybabee(op): 11:05pm On May 17
ayoncox:
How is it going, is it giving you want you anticipated
Sorry bro, I supposed to have give response since. I'm about to, I haven't opened it yet to know how far
Travel › Re: UK Embassy Has Seized My Passport! by Funkybabee(f): 10:10pm On Apr 19
Unseri0us fellow
Politics › Re: Renewed Hope Is A Scam, Says Rauf Aregbesola by Funkybabee(f): 8:50pm On Apr 14
Oni ro baba, shi shi we no see for yedeip

Na during election he go want pay ham, we are also ready for him
Business › Re: Transport Business: Share Your Experience by Funkybabee(op): 8:54pm On Apr 13
ayoncox:
What did you eventually settle to do
Opening a fashion store for now jare
Romance › Re: There’s One Thing My Girlfriend Has Never Done, Yet We’re Planning Marriage by Funkybabee(f): 10:38pm On Apr 12
After three years in relationships na now you begin to discover this, the Lord will help that lady
Business › Re: Transport Business: Share Your Experience by Funkybabee(op): 10:27pm On Apr 12
X21:
It can be game or life
It is game when you have other income sources but want to learn human behaviour and trust. It is life when you depend on it to survive.
If it is game for you, please go ahead. Most failures recorded were from people who it is life to
Few hints
Would be driver/operator must not have a large family otherwise the whole money will go for family maintenance. A family of not more than three is manageable. Better still if his wife is gainfully engaged and children grown up
Offered your driver unlimited alcohol of his choice during the engagement period. Run if he shows no restraint
Discuss women. If he shows no discipline towards them please don't engage him
Find out his views on football betting and gambling . Your money may be gambled away
What type of apartment does he stay in. He will renew his rent from your business proceeds
Has he driven commercial vehicle before. Why did he quit. The challenges have not gone away, he will quit again. If he has not done commercial driving he will learn on the job with your vehicle.


So many boxes to tick if you are to succeed
Thank you for this
Politics › Re: Another Presidential Promise Fails In Less Than 24 Hours. - Peter Obi by Funkybabee(f): 4:08pm On Apr 06
Dangote will support him because he dey gbadun his tenure, shebi na cement reach 11+ without checkmating him. Even during tenure of buhari, it wasn't bad as this


God will help the poor
Events › Re: Nairaland Green Man Marks His Birthday In A Unique Way (Photos) by Funkybabee(f): 2:27pm On Apr 06
Happy birthday bro

Where's your birthday cake
Properties › Re: Woman And Her Children Move To Their Uncompleted Building Due To High House Rent by Funkybabee(f): 12:15pm On Apr 06
Congratulations mami, na roofing det delay my mum too

May the help locate us this April, can't wait for this too
Politics › Re: Tinubu Okays ₦3.3 Trillion To Clear Power Sector Debts, Improve Electricity by Funkybabee(f): 12:08pm On Apr 06
Nice development
Christianity Etc › Re: Happy Easter To All Nairalanders by Funkybabee(f): 12:05pm On Apr 06
Happy Easter to everyone

May there be peace in the world and Jos Nigeria precisely
Foreign Affairs › Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by Funkybabee(f): 6:17pm On Apr 05
Lord, stop this war. Innocent souls will be affected, some wives will be widow while children will be fatherless
Christianity Etc › Re: A Woman Sending Me Her Nude In This Church, Not Even Attractive - Pastor (Video) by Funkybabee(f): 6:13pm On Apr 05
badoh:
May be if it was attractive, he could have considered having of taste of her, end time priests.
Sin cannot be attractive, he knows what he was saying
Foreign Affairs › Re: How US Fooled Iran To Rescue Missing Airman Stranded In Mountain Crevice by Funkybabee(f): 6:07pm On Apr 05
I'm blushing shaa

Make I find one US guy to marry
Romance › Re: Was I Wrong To Allow Her Pay My Rent? by Funkybabee(f): 7:12pm On Mar 23
You deserve each other

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