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Ants never sleep!
★ When the moon is directly overhead, you will weigh
slightly less.
★ Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the
telephone, never called his wife
or mother; because they were both deaf.
★ An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
★ “I Am” is the shortest complete sentence in the
English language.
★ Babies are born without knee caps – actually,
they’re made of cartilage
and the bone hardens, between the ages of 2-6 years.
★ Happy Birthday (the song) is copyrighted.
★ Butterflies taste with their feet.
★ A “jiffy”, is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a
second.
★ It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
★ Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
★ Minus 40° Celsius, is exactly the same as minus 40°
Fahrenheit.
★ No word in the English language, rhymes with
month - orange - silver -or-
purple.
★ Shakespeare invented the words “assassination”
and “bump".
★ Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only
the left hand.
★ Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
★ The names of all the continents end with the same
letter that they start
with.
★ The sentence, “The quick brown fox jumps over the
lazy dog”
uses every letter in the English language.
★ The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar
and England in 1896.
Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
★ The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
★ The word “lethologica” describes the state of not
being able to remember
the word you want.
★ Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves
from the blowing desert
sand.
★ TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made
using the letters on only
one row of the keyboard.
★ You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath.
★ Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus
every two weeks or it
will digest itself.
★ The dot over the letter “i” is called a 'Tittle'.



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When you are coming to vote don't take up arms but defend your vote.
Where are our hospital?
Where are our school?

The suffering of 16 yrs shall be a thing of the past
Thank you for waiting for me since 7am til 7pm may God bless you.
Simple short and power speech by my president.
Nigeria
Sai buhari.....

Now the general is speaking
My president is speaking
The people's choice is speaking.




Let's listen.

Yes ooooooo.
Just having the feeling that change will happen.
Apc
Change
Apc change
Nigeria
Sai buhari
That's what the crowd are saying.
Sai buhari oyoyo that's the song sang for baba when he came in.

Atiku appearing for the first time at apc rally nd currently speaking.

Apc rally going on in bauchi see crowd oooooooo
Sai buhari
The people general.

jodeer:
So guys.....who did u refer. Ozil and cazorla pairing or ramsey and carzola/ozil pairing?

prefer ramzy and santi why cos ramsy is the only box to box MF we have and can also defend where neccesary why santi can just do the play maker stuff for us.........

The general said and i quote
"I take full responsibility for what happen under my watch. I can't change the past but the present and future i can change"
That's the best character of a leader admitting when at fault and believing he will amen and make changes.





All igbo's he as admit of making mistake and ready to make amend.
Sai buhari.......

paranorman:
*yimu*

well am not surprise wil add to their woes come april 4.
The gods have spoken.

Liverpool make una no fall my hand ooooo,losing this match is like saying good bye to tope four.

ideology:
A lot of ills,
1. they don't sensitize the public on government policies/ explaining the benefits, giving room for the opposition to spread propaganda eg subsidy removal, devaluation of naira etc.

2. David Mark warned them not to join APC to exchange words, this campaign should be issues based, they refused to listen.

3. Most of them don't even have govt, full developmental strides at their fingertips. If you watch some debates you will notice.

4. until now no reasonable documentary of what govt has done in the last 4years including ongoing projects in all sectors.


Sometimes I think am better than all of them put together

Are you saying all most all nigeria from east to west to north are being deceived. By the APC propangada? The issue if the last four years has really be fruitful nd benefiting for Nigerians, we don't need people to tell us before we vote for pdp.

Uricas:
thumb up! 1million likes for you.

thanks sir.... Was just joking that want to sell my po slot due the fact that I won't be available.

Hope you are pick? We are still lucky to be pick in my lg even after passing out.

segun4christ:
@Funpeter, I'm interested in the slot. i stay in Omi. where do u say?

was just joking even thou i have a po slot but won't be available for the elections.......... the only option is impersonating which I won't even advise.

Uricas:
lol. Maga don gbori wøle. Woju ooO!

Lolz....

kolanpas:
pls have they pasted any list in ido. If yes which category and when is the training

Boss I don't know cos am not at Ido presently nd didn't attend the last training self. Thou my name came out for PO and am an ex corper thou just past out last month.




The list pasted was for PO and APO1. Won't be available for the election self.

Uricas:
Not interested even if it is free.

lol you don vex ba.......

Uricas:
another Nigeria made problem in making.

One problem we have is we jump to conclusion so quick.....that's the major problem we have.





Guy you wan my PO slot yes or no?

Rapmoney:
If you are not convinced, that's ur own. For me, I will encourage those that want to end their era of stupidity to stop paying tithe!

Okay now......


Continue



God bless you.

imbless:
point of correction, every Christian must pay his or her tithe afccording to Malachi 3 vs 10(bring ye all the tithe into the storehouse, that there maybe meat in mine house and prove me now herewith, saith the lord of host, if I will not open you the windows of heaven, and pour you out a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it.
11: and I will rebuke the devourer for. your sake, and he shall not destroy the fruit of your ground; neither shall ur vine cast out her fruit before the time in the field, saith the lord of host.
even the so called idol worshippers have a way of paying their tithe.

Na i disagree bro..... Is never a must it has to be willingly nd with a cheerful heart.
If you don't believe it then don't pay it, but if you believe it then keep paying and the blessing will be yours.


God bless us.

Rapmoney:
I'm not twisting the Bible! Am speaking the hard truth!!! Jesus, in the New Testament, never commanded us to pay tithe. In fact, he never made mention of it! So what are you saying?

Bros if you don't want to pay tithe no wahala but you won't stop millions people who believe in it and are paying It.







Leave matter for matter dey ooooo.
People are paying tithe worth of 10m, 5m, 500k montly for the same naija and they aren't politicians infact from a reliable source you won't even know them cos they use bank draft not even their name and this same people are doing it every month.


Last bullet if you feel you want to pay it fine nd if not fine.
God bless us.

frank317:
Whala deooo.

I give up... No hope for Nigeria

You don't need to gv up bro. Did any pastor force you or put gun on your head asking you to gv?




The fact is when God bless you, you won't have problem giving money to God's work. And any body who decide to do otherwise with the money will surely face God wrath.

Sure you won't blame the pastor on the first point he only want everyone to be partaker of God blessing.




Next time before your pastor ask for people who can gv him 10k each tell him you can g v him 100k at a go and see Heaven open for you....


God bless you

PO slot for sale at Ido local government contact me.





Ido local government is at ibadan.

madridfc:
This pple rigged the fixtures jare Why Alth.Madrid of all teams!

Don't worry you might
get one pass them.

sod09:
tnx bros got it
Pls wen is he actually going?

lolzzzzzzz when do you want him to leave sir

sod09:
for ranting at d man managing d club I love
Y u day take am like say u family with am

If is my family member then is a good thing to be associated with him.


In life not everybody will like you even when you give them your head on a plate.



I know you love arsenal no doubt about that but you can't love and hate at the same time can you? Your signature shows you hate wenger and arsenal. Wenger will leave that's sure, but he has made a name for himself and generations too come won't forget him.




Have been an arsenal fans for atleast 14 years.
Criticise but make it constructive and don't hate cos person you are hating doesn't even know if you exist.

sod09:
Amin
Enough of experimental ,
Lazy, over rated ,injury prone ,useless players
Nd clueless manager

Abegi why the hate nd rant on wenger? You should channel your energy to something productive so as not to have HBP.



When the time comes wenger will leave and the world and arsenal won't forget all he has done for arsenal and football as a whole.




Tell what will they remember you for?

tweeby:
Mine 230































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Sorry ..... dat was in 2010,graduated frm Unilorin n currently serving in Delta wit d best PPA eva.! all tnks to GOD

Thanks to God, but how do will believe you have the best PPA?

Bluepamex:
I said it that APC are empty Cans that make the loudest noice.I knew the Senate would screen koro and heaven will not fall .

PDP has more number than APC so am not surprise.
But my problem with GEJ is that must you appoint someone who has been indict or facing allegations?



Whether koro is guilty or not he should not hold any position until he has cleared his name.


The president has set a bad example.
Steal i will still appoint you as minister.
Kill you can still join my government.
Don't be surprise stella is coming back if GEJ wins the next election.

Abeg any site to download the match highlight or watch it will be highly appreciated.

The last time Arsenal won at old traford a togolese man scored and now another african man as scored,





Kudos to all blackman destroying man U for Arsenal.

femi4:
Go get a job.....no woman will see you as a serious person

very very soon that will be accomplish. Thanks for the advice.