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Bomblasttic:
Who be the man?

Obviously not whitemonkey wey never see "Aloplane" before...

Bomblasttic:
Na you wey dey shift goal post I worry for your mental state.

You wanted to see Maria on holiday. Cruise shows you.

Now it's Maria in an Aeroplane in plane cloth...

Like how dumb can someone be?

Same Maria that breathes and lives in an aeroplane is the person you are asking for a picture of her in an aeroplane.

Walai!

All whitemonkey fans have cheap relaxers in their brains like their fave....

Bomblasttic:
See her in an aeroplane.

A place that is like heaven to your whitemonkey...

His lifelong desire before he dies.

Just to see the four walls of where maria stayed in for years....

Maria doesn't even pay to travel to anywhere. She travels free of charge on Emirates...

Wow!

Bomblasttic:
Is like you asking for a picture of a pilot in a plane.

Plane na Maria second home..

Even singlets sef she dey wear inside plane...

Whitemonkey never ever see the four walls of an airport. Not even for sight seeing..

Choi!

Which kind level of poverty is this?..

Bomblasttic:
[s]Somebody that lives on plane, naim you dey find inside plane?

Why Whitemonkey fans no get sense like their Oga?

What you should be worried about now is begging mAria to help smuggle whitemonkey into an "Aloplane" so that his lifelong wish will come to pass...[/s]

Bomblasttic:
[s]You keep shifting the goal post.

Cruise no bother showing any pained Whiterat any picture. Let them go to her page and see what they seek.[/s]

Bomblasttic:
That's to show you how career oriented she is/was.

Plus there are pictures of her on vacations. Go to her instagram page and find them there...Plenty sef.

CRUISETOPIAVP:
Choke on it!

I guess this is your village Ogbomoso

Bomblasttic:
Your fave never even see "Aloplane" light before...

The local fowl was lamenting how he wishes to fly in one...

Something my fave was in everyday for years..

Choi!

Poverty na bastard!!...

Bomblasttic:
Your versatile failure has never seen an "Aloplane" before...

Aeroplane is like a second home to my Classy flight attendant...

Your ambassador of failure was rejected from birth.
He claimed his dad rejected and abandoned him.

The same pattern has been happening all through his life. He was rejected in anything he ventures into that's why he never succeeded...

In relationships nkor? We all watched nauseatingly as all the girls rejected his advances one after the other..

Choi!

That is the reason I call him the rejected bleached sacrifice..

Na wa o! If rejection were a person, it would be Whitehippo..

Bomblasttic:
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If E easy why your whitemonkey no succeed as

A plumber

A mast construction worker

A barber

A vigilante


A comedian

A musician. Etc!

Atleast maria can boast of working with Emirates as a flight attendant. Your ambassador of failure can't boast of succeeding in anything...

Bomblasttic:
How would the fan of an olosho know what it entails to work in an international company like emirates.

We are not talking about Red district zones like Allen Avenue, Zone 4 or Obalende o...

Kinematics:
Malaria....

Threebear:
[s]Of course , you know if she leaves your pig's game is as good as dead.

Pere has moved on , you need Maria to continue the " woe is white monkey's " agenda.

Whether she leaves or stays , we will be giving her that 30 million naira .[/s]

MizzD:
This red room is always a mess

Kinematics:
You mean horseshoe yansh?

Bomblasttic:
Compare And contrast....


Firm nyansh Vs water water STD infested nyansh...

Yale9:
I feel like it's sinful for me to laugh at her situation.

But fvck it!

Demnan:
It never moves. That thing is stiff like bishop collar. If you want it to move, you have to prod it with strong iron rod

Miller232:
The yansh come stiff like starched cloth
She go twerk twerk twerk yansh no go gree move

Demnan:
What about Maria's ass thats about to fall like the wall of Jericho?

Bomblasttic:
Which ass is that?

Must be glaucoma!

Threebear:
But those six fans are sha giving you people headache.

jaxxy:
U are still hallucinating??

Yale9:
Is it true that Maria also failed woeful at defending on the pitch? They're roasting her on Twitter

Bomblasttic:
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Which yeye downfall?