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 Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by funstufz(m): 5:33pm On Jun 21, 2018 |
hmmm....shocking Citizenshelm: |
| Literature › Re: EGBERE: Keeping The Mat (A Story) by funstufz(m): 7:55pm On May 29, 2018 |
Nice... [quote author=Bluehaven post=67994891]“Nwe! Nwe! Nwe!” the cries of the child could be heard echoing through the empty night. A cry that would make any concerned human, venture into the forest, were the sound came from, in search of a baby who had been abandoned by it’s mother to die. Unfortunately, this was the story of Egbere but on the day it was abandoned to die, no concerned human came searching for it. Egbere’s mother, she was a poor woman who could not afford to feed herself, talk less, a child who ate any and everything. And to make matters worse, it was deformed, with a hunch back and the face of a gnome. She wept over its birth, its father denied it, she could not bear the thought of the disgusting creature suckling on her breast any longer and it’s cries annoyed her to no avail. That night, she wrapped it in a mat, and crept into the forest, holding a lantern. She stopped in front of a tree, place the child on the mat and the lantern beside it. “You are ugly.” she said “You eat too much and you cry a lot, you are nothing but bad luck” she continued. It looked into her eyes and began to cry again, if she needed any more conviction that she was doing the right thing, that was it. She stood up and hurried off, leaving the baby, the lantern and the mat behind. Seven days latter she was found dead, her face had been clawed to the back of her head by a wild cat, and her body dragged to the edge of the forest. Kola had been having one of those extremely bad days, he worked for a garbage disposal company. His day was usually spent going from door to door collecting people’s garbage. The horror he lived through; sometimes maggots would jump on him, but that was the least of his woes, his nose mask could not keep the putrid smell of rotten food and used sanitary pad away and he always felt like bacteria were biting through his rubber gloves and boots, he could never take enough baths to wash himself clean, he could not afford the water, he was lucky to have a roof over his shoulder, even if it was in a 6 storey building with over a hundred rooms and twenty rooms sharing one bathroom and toilet, to make matters worse, his rent had just expired, he could not afford to renew it and his Ijebu Land lord announced a rent increase. Then his girl friend of Two years, Bukky, had recently dumped him for an Igbo trader. He proposed to her, he could not believe she ever agreed to date him, he was a lucky man, until she rejected him, she told him, she could not see him advancing in life. With a lot on his mind he thought of ending it with rat poison, but decide to take a walk first, he did not care where he was heading, he just kept walking, as he closed in on the forest he began to hear a child crying. At first he ignored it, but the cry got louder. He ran into the forest in search of the baby, and he found it. A child not over two years of ages, with a hunched back, long pointed ears and the face of an old woman. He noticed the mat and the lantern and at once he remembered the Legend of Egbere, The Bush Baby. He ran towards it, with the the first attack. This was his chance, he sent a couple more punches into Egbere’s face, drawing blood, then he lifted the creature and threw it as far as he could, picked the mat and ran back home as fast he could. Egbere was not shocked that the stranger attacked it and stole it’s mat, the legend said that they had to fight him to get the mat, but unknown to them, even without the fight, it would let them have the mat, the greedy humans. They always returned the mat within six days, after they lose their minds.then it kills them, yet they never learn. Not too long ago, a hunter who shot the little creature and stole the mat had returned it after five days, he cried and begged it to take it’s mat back. Egbere’s claws sprouted out and it attacked. It shred his skin to pieces, pulled his face to the back of his head and fed on his organs. Kola locked his doors then windows. His room was stuffy and dark, he rushed to his bed, holding on to the mat and sat down at the corner. He knew bush baby could not enter his room uninvited. He was safe. “Nwe! Nwe! Nwe!” the crying began outside his window, he was on the third floor. He tried to sleep but the cries got louder every time he closed his eyes; and when he finally fell asleep, Egbere appeared in his dreams crying for it’s mat. And he remembered his father telling him that if he ever let the mat out of his site, even if it was in his house, Egbere |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hot Blazing Videos and Hookup Club - whatsapp by funstufz(m): 2:34pm On May 24, 2018 |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Naughty Whatsapp Group by funstufz(m): 2:23pm On May 16, 2018 |
GROUP LINK...... |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: BBM Group. Send Your PIN by funstufz(m): 2:16pm On May 16, 2018 |
WHERE IS THE WHATSAPP LINK... |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hot Blazing Videos and Hookup Club - whatsapp by funstufz(m): 2:13pm On May 16, 2018 |
WHERE IS THE LINK TO THE GROUP  idav: |
| Business › Re: 12 Businesses And Employment Opportunities U Can Start Today by funstufz(m): 4:44pm On May 15, 2018 |
Do you have for Store/Requisition Bin Cards...
Issues...
Receipts |
| Crime › Re: My Humiliating Ordeal As A Slave In Oman —22-year-old Nigerian Girl (photo) by funstufz(m): 9:27pm On May 12, 2018 |
hmmmm.... |
| Celebrities › Re: Ajimobi Reacts To Killing Of Teenage Girl In Oyo, Blames Cult War by funstufz(m): 9:14pm On May 12, 2018 |
Now I knew thesse people are laisr... What has cult war got to do with a stray bullet from the hand of an NSCDC officer, when he was neither provoked nor attacked... haba, God will surely judge these people with their lies and no value for human lives... Cultwarmyfoot... |
| Business To Business › Re: Used Clothes In Bales Price Suppliers: Second Hand Clothes Wholesale by funstufz(m): 10:33am On May 11, 2018 |
Nice topic for empowerment. This will reduce 'lazy youths' in Nigeria... This is 2018 jare |
| Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Artworks I Made With My Android Phone by funstufz(m): 6:31pm On May 10, 2018 |
am interested.... |
| Celebrities › Re: Bbnaija Winner Miracle, Reportedly Named Education Ambassador For Imo State by funstufz(m): 6:34pm On Apr 30, 2018 |
If this report is true... What comes next for her is ... you know nah, S _ A _ U _  |
| Webmasters › Re: World's Most Dangerous Website. (only For People Wey Get Mind And Guts) by funstufz(m): 11:58pm On Apr 23, 2018 |
I cover my eyezzzz the guy tried to have drew that moment in action... Nigerian youthz ade not lazy afterall fuckfuck, wein dorneeeee... Twoclans: 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Do You See Anything Wrong With Men Shaving Their Wife's Pubic Hair? || Vox Pop by funstufz(m): 4:04pm On Apr 19, 2018 |
I don't think its wrong, afterall she is your wife not an ordinary bystander... |
| Technology Market › Re: 1tb Hdd For Sale by funstufz(m): 9:46am On Apr 11, 2018 |
Location pls. phazotron: |
| Technology Market › Re: nothing by funstufz(m): 9:42am On Apr 11, 2018 |
I need your advise: Have been trying to unlock my MTN E303 freely for long but all links are demanding for something but I prefer to get another Modem Either MTN/AIRTEL or any type that I can get the free unlock soffware online. I would appreciate if you could be of help. Thanks |
| Nairaland General › Re: SHOCKING PICS: Pastor Makes Congregation Strip by funstufz(m): 9:32am On Apr 11, 2018 |
This must be a scene from another Hollywood movie... |
| Romance › Re: T&D: Teenager Forced To Leak Sex Video With His Bae On Facebook (video) by funstufz(m): 1:51pm On Apr 06, 2018 |
Too bad.... The world, I think, is gravitating toward safe/legalized fornication &display/posting of nudity without censor.... |
| Politics › Re: Buhari Using Looters’ List To Divert Attention From His Many Scandals – PDP by funstufz(m): 8:11pm On Apr 03, 2018 |
Who among the Duo of APC and PDP is clean and better... Support your answer with verified claim, if you have nothing reasonable to say, ignore this and no name calling.,,, ur time starts now,,,,, |
Lefulefu come and take a look at FuckFuckBoy's DP.