₦airaland Forum

RighteousDemon:
My heart only skips when someone is declared missing in Ogun state. The probability of finding such persons with the head intact is 1%.

I go lie for you.

Bosss73:
I remember going to a city in China (Cixi province)Ningbo village.....some of the Chinese were robbing their skin against mine...thinking I would darken their skin by doing that.....people dey this world

Are dey not racial? And my drawbacks about china is d language.

Entanglement:
them go soon cook you for pot chop
See the way that woman dey torch your face! She don already dey price your head for market value!

Go mistake pass one street for night! We no go hear from you again not knowing them don cook this guy chop throway bone

Kolo
For the first time to go china dey hungry me.

Asked whether person dye his skin black.
All these oyinbo dey mad ooh.

He life no balance instead of am to they worried and focused on how he life go take balance he go they add salt to his own injury. Well i wish am good luck in jail.

The way dis country they go now eh, i go need better OTP for self protection oo.

Saskay44:

Make una sha chill na, una be monitoring spirit shuu.

eteebanky1:
It is high time Burna boy have kids, not necessarily marriage.

He is not getting any younger. 33 no be joke o

As you be him papa or mama na go advice am mr advicer.

Allenmuller:
Havin' no child or children sef no mak sense ,what's the essence of those properties an wealth you're havin' .
Wit no child at 33 ,is DOOM .

He can decide to adopt one if he wants, for me na money sure pass any other thing na less.

Homeboiy:
@33 he get money and still not married

But me @32 broke

Them wan use marriage talk kill me

No reason dem bros shey na dem go cartal for the wife for you.

Bazztadewu:
His real age is 38. Hez ashamed of his real age

Shey na you born am ni.

His latest song 'higher' got me loving him the more.
Happy cakeday oluwa burna of our time 🎉🎂

Lest i forget number 5 too.

Mariangeles:
This picture caught my attention, I had to bring it here for some foody fun.

Do you know that fried plantains taste slightly different depending on how they're cut? Well, they do.

So, which of the cut(s) do you like the most?

Number 1 go send you go where you nor know. I would prefer number 1.

ednut1:
Its long holiday weekend in Canada ( public holiday on Monday July 1). Took an extra day to go on a bicycle adventure . Start point- border of Toronto/Etobicoke and Mississauga . End Point - Niagara Falls.

Solo ride but joined a group along the way.

1- Cycling Statistics
2- Energy gels, Energy Drink, Dates, Chocolate and fruits
3- Bicycle

You did a really good job here, The Great White North i hail.

Meanwhile Happy Canada Day in Advance.

Relocating to Canada permanently, touring, and visiting the USA once in a while will be a dream well accomplished for me.

I pray to get there in no time.

We4all:
Lagos boys don't spend fifty thousand everyday. Did you think the 50K I quoted was in dollars? Do you know how extravagant and foolish some people can be when it comes to spending? 50K for 1 month is about 1.5M. Do you think that is too much money for some useless folks to lavish on drugs when they make millions monthly?

There are people who will earn 50 Million and decide to lodge in a hotel for months until the money is exhausted. Do you know the extent of the guy's addiction? I speak with facts, but If you have nothing to say, then please keep quiet.

Live am make h dey play. If i dey on one kind low-key 50k(not the one for an important use) i go spend the 50k on just cana nd CSC asap e nor go waste time. Make e continue to play. But still on still, let's say know to hard drugs, simple.

descarado:
Abegi, find another topic. This one pass you.
When you reach a certain level, revisit it again.

Nor wan talk b4, but just seeing reasons to.

Waitin you dey even yarn self_? You no how much boys dey spend for club_? Abi you think say drugs cheap_? How much for cup of loud_? 3k for small cup, 5k for big cup. Abi nar cana wen be 12boi. Na cor meth!! Guy if you know nothing nor dey argue.

Boys dey lite Azul 1m for club, nor be for drinking oo. Abi na to buy andre 100k take wash new motor as part of congratulation. Guy chillax if money dey nar for spending, nor dey do like who never see 50k b4.

I dey buy cup of cana 12boi nd we go smoke am finish come buy again. Na now wen i dey hot i just gat fall back to loud cause cana dey more costly. Boys dey spend money on drugs nor be pay oo, know this nd know peace. Bruh.

Davidf555:
So I took it yesterday, the guy I took it with said I'd soon be sweating but I didn't. Even wore a coat cause it rained a lot yesterday. I also took weed like az and loud and that's what probably got me high but I just felt generally tired(most likely the weed)and a bit more dreamy.
Fast forward to night I've been thinking I wouldn't be able to sleep but I slept well, even dreamt
So now I'm wondering is there something that was supposed to happen or it's my body or the meth that's bad(which I highly doubt cause the people who took it with me were sweating).
It's kinda underwhelming

I will advise you stop it.
I had an experience with someone last week, he came and was looking very fine after a(some minutes) he just stood up and said he done shoot make we dey go house(cause we stay in same compound) we was like ok let's go, cause we where 3 together actually. Before we got house this guy has started behaving strange, he could no longer walk and now needs our help. Meanwhile he told us he had smoke ice and took some swinol before coming, and he normally smoke ice not his first time, had same experience but still continue. This guy was totally useless to the core that day and was even kind of behaving like an inbencide while we were going home. To cut long story short, we got home laid him in his bed, lock his door and left him.
This guy slept from that morning till the next day. He was totally useless and could not even hustle again that night.

So my question is what is the need of taking the drugs when you cannot even hustle with it?

I do smoke(weed) and was once a strong alcoholic, but have reduced on that. Now my plans are to stop smoking and alcohol completely at least before july by God grace, and if i want to get high i prefer and will just go we CSC(codeine) or swinol. No more weed(cause of my lungs) and alcohol( cause it's a killer). As for ice and kolos it's a no no for me and will always be so.

pansophist:
1. Don't give with the expectation of reciprocity. Give from the bounty of your heart, and for being a positive force in the world.
2. Your first responsibility is to yourself. Don't make anyone make you feel guilty for not prioritizing yourself.
3. Being good is to be at peace with yourself, it is not because you want them to make you happy.

You have said it all thanks i appreciate

MrBrownJay1:
if you do it because of your good heart, and because you know that this is right, then you wouldnt care about people not giving you when you are down.

Okay thanks bro.

Thomasese:
OP, you have to learn to prioritize yourself.


In today's world, you have to learn not to give out shi shi

listen to these guys share how they dodge billing. especially the banker guy whose friends just started billing him because he just got an iphone.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPk4YT3ta_4

listen and learn baby!

Thanks alot i appreciate it will really go a long way in solving my problem.

spicesgoke:
I was in your shoes severally!!!

Until I learnt a sentence "Love your neighbour as you love yourself"

If truly you love yourself "there's limit to everything in life"

I have no idea what you mean bro.

I sacrifices for people, share my last with people, make myself uncomfortable for others, displease myself to please others, but at my darkest moments, when am down, i find no one willing to give a helping hand.
I have decided several times to stop being nice to people. But once am back on my feet i find myself being nice again, and when am down and find nobody giving a helping hand i start regretting again. It seems good people are meant to suffer alone. What do i do nairalanders i need advice. Happy Sunday!

I think say all these ogun state hunters dey worship ogun(so called) god of iron and dem dey always wear ayeta(bulletproof charm)
So how come gun enter the hunter he come be dane gun nor be even pa or auto rifle na wa ayeta na big scam normally.

Everyday247:
I have no experience with sex because i no get money for GF or even ashawo

Very sad and tragic.

Same

Prettyangelng:
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Give me a f0llow please 😊

One bottle of cold Heineken for you.

God forbid see as update dey fly around only this evening dead body don surplus for Benin i don talk dis thing before Benin is under serious curse.
And with all this records and update why person make join cult go still dey that Benin na jazz abi na over confidence dey worry dem.

Badadvisor:
Bro if fight find you come you gats retaliate.
Same way if you no fight back a bully e no go stop dey bully you.
I no know about other part of Nigeria but for Benin Maph suppose give ayes run.
They no get choice but to fight back. Too much gentleman can be mistaken for cowardice.

Ayes na problem normally followed by eiye but make maph still calm settle genuinely with ayes and vice versa cause no matter what i nor support the killings at least make but Jew and injews dey waka with free mind for the Benin.

It's a free world bro.

Badadvisor:
🧢
Maph is really dealing with them. No dey allow ayes dey pass you fake results. Try confirm from person wey dey present for Benin. Even today two old pa for ayes go down.
These maph guys dey move like spirit you can't even id them.
Only two Maph wey aye knack na one wey been cross carpet to viki years ago and another inactive member.
Almost 8 ayes don go down, no be regular ayes but high ranking members.

Is possible because ayes too cast mostly for that Benin unto their believe say na dem get Benin unlike maph. But still on still make dem allow peace reign cause i hear say maph dey para for waiting ayes do but make dem cool down na life dey go so.

With all the killings make dey sup for Benin all these yrs how come cultists still dey Benin? Does it mean dem nor dey die finish. Now i don dey believe the person make say all the youth for Benin don blend finish cause i wonder how many people dey that Benin despite the numerous killings.