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[quote author=Appliedmaths.]The least accepted grade should be a C, I'm not trying to dictate for you man but buy another waec/gce/neco form and complete your grades to at least a C. Or you look for a current jamb brochure and search if any institution would accept the combination of grades you have. #goodluck[/quote]thanx man

I had C5 in maths D7 english B2 agric B3 geography C5 government F9 literature C6 economy E8 c.r.s and D7 in biology. pls i want 2 know if it's possible 4 me 2 enter university or polytechnic wit it. PLS HELP

Pls i hv english D7 mathematics C6 biology D7 geography c3 government B2 literature f9 agric B3 economy E2 crs E2 pls i want to know if i can enter university or polytechnic wit it and if possible how do i do it pls be kind

I neva press gurl boobs b4 u fit borow me ur sister

Is like the guy want chris brown 2 deal wit him oo

If na like dis body guards the enjoy me go write application make i bcome tonto dikeh body guard oh

Arosa: shwo! two peeps dey romance you dey there dey say na mistake.

na her body guard be dat o

oluafolabi: LMAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO

y are u laughing

Rihanna body guard was trying to stop fans from touching her when he grabed her boob. But i dnt tink its a mistake i tink he is been a bad guy and he has been eyeing dos tins b4. Or What do u tink

Gabriel neva die o

digitalgeorgy: @ OP: this is a great chance for you to see ur tributes b4 you die...
Oya choose which musician go sing ur tribute and which nairalandr dey allowed to come ur burial..
You have few weekz to mak up ur mind.

na u i choose make u come sing the tribute

Bad advicers

Ah what the hell am i going to tel my future wife nah

Dos it mean iam now impotent

The pain don go but my thing no the stand like b4 again o

7footre: For a while I tot you'd taken d advice given here buh thank God you know better. Its jux for fun hope you better now?

i don nearly take their advice o

HELP!!! Nairalanders are trying 2 kill me b4 my time ooo[color=#000000]HELP!!! Nairalanders are trying 2 kill me b4 my time ooo[/color]HELP!!! Nairalanders are trying 2 kill me b4 my time ooo

[quote author=deejay_harry1]in as much as i am disappointed.. i am sad to announce d op survived...


its a very sad thing he survived. ...[/quote]shai are u mad?

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I hope he is still alive

am stil alive o

ITbomb: That girl don give you belly

u no serious o

MY BODY IS GETTING BETTER O

Idowuogbo: Ewo! Endo wetin? Ehis, bia na village headmaster teach u dis one? Hei! Ur papa dem deserve refund e!

@op

U don carry wetin my people for zanga dey call I-dey-die-slowly. Anyways... Since u b nlander,i don help u pay for ur obituary and boys don dig one side for forest wey dem go bury u. *whispers* oh boi, u get any valuables wey u fit will me?

wicked guy come make i give the girl

Na wao i don nearly die o una advice no help matter at all wich kind nl be dis nah. But am nt yet dead and i know i wil nt die. Jesus had heal me o. The pain don the reduce o hmm dis girl don nearly kill me o maybe i no go do am again. Bad advicers

Ruq: why didn't you say it was your 1st time ? I understand the P

it's nt my first tym o

Temismith: Heheheheh .wicked people plenty for here ooo, guy pray, den go hospital, iff U̶̲̥̅̊ sitdown here D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ wait for reply, na suicide U̶̲̥̅̊ go take finish d mata. All shall b well with U̶̲̥̅̊.

confirm talk thank u

ITbomb: We just finish burial today , the guy had symptoms like the one u described , they say it is a kind of epidemic like this cholera .
It kills within 2 weeks

ah me no go die o abeg waitin i go do nah

7footre: Chai! Guy na so yu use go? Rest in peace o

y u want kil me with fear na

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Do you burn when you urinate?[/quote]no

[quote author=Gabriel_sylar]its the early sign of the new strain of HIV called HIVX.....the virus usually settle around the stomach and cause sharp pain few days afre sex...nevertheless there is a cure....the only way u can end the pain is to die faster...like sucide...u own don pafuka[/quote]guy no give me fear like this nah

ddddon: guy ur own don finish be dat. Na HIV symptoms be dat oh

but guy i use condom na she no let me do am skin to skin and if na hiv is to early 4 symtome to show nah abi hw u see am