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Can the ground just open and swallow us up this moment, I thought as I turned around with the others, the owner of that particular angry voice was one of the porters in the hostel, Ogah Friday.
"ermmm, Ogah Friday, ermmmm", I stuttered
"whats ermmm? Are you people deaf? Why are you guys shouting so loud", he was fuming
"ermmm, we were just playing around", Seun tried explaining
"playing? You call this playing?, its you guys that give the hostel a bad name, and we’ve had people complain every time about this thing, so innocent people can’t jut walk without being harassed", he queried
"noooo, we are not harassing anybody ooooo, we are just greeting them from here, we know them", I tried explaining
"ohhh, so the girl that has tiny breast is your friend abi?", he asked
"ermmm, ehn, ehn, Ogah Sunday, we were just joking with her na, she didn’t complain abi, guys", I looked to the others, they all nodded in affirmation.
"don’t worry, when I deal with you guys, you’ll never look outside your window again ", with that he proceeded to pack the beds off the bunks, he took eight eight beds in total, as he did that, we all started begging him, the owners of two of the beds weren’t around and we knew the trouble we would be in when they got back and found out their beds were gone.
"OGah Friday na, abeg na, abeg, we no go do am again", I pleaded, lying prostrate
"don’t come close to me, shebi you know how to lie abi, if you come close, i’ll change it for you guys, don’t come close at all", he warned us, we knew not to follow him out lest he takes the remaining beds, as he walked out of the room with the beds, Shola then spoke up, "make ona no worry, na money he dey find, just go meet am for staircase, give am something, he go return the beds, I don sabi Friday for a long time now". We didn’t bother wasting time, someone ponied up 500 naira and I ran after him, after getting an earful from him about there not be a next time, he gave us the beds back with unsolicited advice to go with it, "I know you guys think you’re having fun but its not right, I was once a student like you too so I know how it looks fun throwing taunts and insults to hose walking by, but just take it easy with the ladies, they are not as hard as the guys so they might not take it well, and be careful with some guys you do that thing too, no go pass your boundary else you no go like wetin go happen",
"okay sir, thank you sir", I bowed my head and took the beds upstairs amidst cheers from the others, the drive to continue had left us and we scattered to our various corners in the room.

"omoh, and e don dey sweet ooo, I do dey plan to go ask that other fine girl for her number", Christopher said
"you go just waste your time, who tell you say she go give you", Opiro asked
"ahh, nothing bad in trying na, abi", he replied
"last last she go just talk no and you go bounce commot, come back here", Double added
"but, you go bounce with L sha", Tony laughed.

"well, who don see Junior sef?, I never see am since morning", Jigaba asked
"no be your squatter? Why you kon dey ask us?", Opiro replied
"ehn so na me born am abi? I no even see am for class, na why I dey ask, hope say them never kidnap am", Jigaba threw back
"ahhh, I no go mind if them kidnap am, at least we go reduce for here be that", I added my voice to the discussion
"who tell you? I go find another person squat, me wey dey find money", Jigaba chuckled
"ahhh, one day you go squat person wey go truly kidnap you, this one you dey find person to squat anyhow", I walked out of the room with that last bit.

Coming back to the room later at night, walked into the said Junior we were looking for in the room, he was saying something, soon as he saw me, the others asked him to start all over.
"ahhh, Gabriel, something happen to me this evening oooo", he wailed and everybody else burst out laughing, after quieting them down, he continued,
"Gab, na cab I take from DLI come back today, as I dey come down, naso I try tuck in better, na him I look up and I see this girl wey dey smile at me from the other side, I no sabi am, I never see am before, and since she dey smile towards me, I decide say make I go meet am, I reach where she dey, she still dey smile and I tell am hy, she reply back, I kon ask am why she dey smile at me, shey she sabi me?, she talk say no, say she just like my boxer nii ooo……."
"ehn, boxer, how she take see am?", I asked in disbelief
"…..mah finish, she talk say she see am as I dey get down form the cab nii ooooo, say she like the colour", at this he showed us the said boxer, pink in colour, "say, pink look good on me, I no even waste time, I ask am her name, she tell me, as I wan waka commot, she kon tell me say, she go dey sciences by 9pm tonight for one of the classes, kon waka commot"
"ehn, she dey give you signal na, maybe she wan see the boxer wella, touch am abi guys", the others were still clenching their stomach from laughing too much and didn’t reply
"ahh, Gab, I no wan go meet am oo, make she no go set me up, you know say this school no safe, them dey use different ways hold boys up", he disagreed
"noooo, the girl fit really like you and she might be free pussy for you, you wanna reject that? This one na University and girls for here no dey send, so enjoy yourself if the chance dey come", I advised
"I go think about am sha but I no dey comfortable", he mulled over it
"okay, I go go, mah dey alright for my guy side first, I go gist ona when I come back", he left
As soon as he walked out the door, everybody started laughing,
"wait, which kind guy be that", I asked
"naso we sef see am oo, we don dey wait make, you, Samuel, Shola come back since kon chop the Zobo wey we sef dey chop", Jigaba laughed loud
"omoh, that one off me oo, boxer? Chai, so he just calm down kon yarn us story? Make we clap for am?, wonders no go ever end ooo", we all kept on laughing.

Junior V came back very late that night, very quiet, didn’t even speak to anybody, proceeded to lay the bed he uses and slept off, nobody bothered asking him if he went to see the girl, he would tell us at his own time. in the midnight, I was having trouble sleeping, so decided to play some games, as I went about my business, felt a presence next to me, it was Junior,
"ahhh, hafar junior, you no fit sleep", concerned me asked
"no jare, na that yesterday thing dey disturb me", he replied
"ohh, shey that girl abi?", I waited for the story this time
"yeah, as I wan go meet am, I don almost reach sciences, na him I just hear one voice wey tell me make I turn back, say something bad fit happen, omoh, na him I turn back go chill somewhere before I come room back, I no wan tell the others", he finished
"ohhhh, na good thing say you listen to that voice sha, maybe she really wan set you up", I said thinking, chai, this guy good gan ooo, well sha , na him life and lie
"abi, I feel so too, make I follow you play game , where the second pad dey".

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GENTLEMEN CALLERS

We learned to live with the nightly sounds by our two man choir, nothing could be done, and we didn’t want to mess with the "worldy" powers at work there.
There’s a common theme with the male hostels in the school, boys calling after girls, and its not confined to the guys hostel alone, the girls do it on their own turf too, so depends on how tough your skin is to withstand the insults or compliments thrown your way.

A bright sunny Thursday afternoon, I left for a class and the population in the room was still average, and average meaning at least twenty, walking back to the hostel with two of my guys, we were greeted by shouts from the female hostel; moremi,
"hey, hey you, you, big head, so you can’t turn abi, he’s not even fine, hey fine boy next to ugly boy, how are you, say hyy to us na ", as guys we couldn’t just run off, we kept on our lazy stroll till we walked past the hostel and started laughing,
"omoh, Gab, see as them finish you, those girls no get joy oooo", Shina
"I tell you, omoh, nawa for them, if na we do am, them go dey shout say we dey wicked, see wetin them dey do "
"o boy, I wan laugh tire, them dey even feel me sef, as per fine boy wey I be", joked Peter
"we don hear you, mr fine boy, I dey go room jare, go jam you two later", we parted at the entrance to the hostel
Getting into the room, I could hear guys shouting greetings to the girls waking by the hostel, now my room is in a good position to see any girl that walks past the back of the hostel, and with a view like that, we could do whatever we wanted with those walking by.
"ahhh, thank God, mah do my own back for these girls", I shouted happily, someone asked why I was so glad, I explained the whole teasing I got on my way back from class, this drew laughter from them all and we set to work, waiting for the rght candidate to walk by, on seeing one coming, we started shouting,
"ahhhhh, sister, sister, wetin happen, you keep your yansh for hostel? Abi why you carry cardboard for back?"
"anty anty, this your breast that’s like agbalumo own, shey you’ll not do something about it like this?", and on and on, the girl couldn’t bear it, she walked faster out of sight, that was a score one for us, we waited for others. Seeing a girl coming from afar with two other boys, we waited till they got closer and then started,
"ahhh, sister, only you, two guys, wetin happen na, easy ooooo, you wan kill yourself, you wan fill all the holes wey you get ", undeterred, the girl looked up at our window and gave us the finger, this spurred us even more,
"ahhhhh, anty, you want to Bleep all of us too? We will kill you, swear to God, you won’t be able to walk again", we shouted till they went out of sight. We waited for another one again, then two girls came around, one was quite busty, the other was a very late bloomer and we met her at too early; she was quite flat.
"ahhh, sister you are wicked, see as you carry all the breast, share with your friend na, abi you wont want he to have nii"
"ahhh, sister, its nit fair ooo, just give her tiny nipple sef, she should manage it, cause this one that stick has bombom more than her, its not fair at all, ahhh ahhhh ", and this set also scurried fast out of sight, then an elderly woman walked by, and not able to resist the temptation, Jigaba shouted, "good evening ma, hope you are fine ma "
The woman looked up and answered back, this was the cue for all of us to greet her and we did, which she answered back, then two guys sporting fine footwear walked by and we bore into them, "heyyy, fine boys, what’s up na", they ignored our greeting and this riled us up
"ahh, because we are greeting you abi, you dey form, with that bfake shoe wey you wear "
"better go and return that shirt back, borrow borrow oshi "
"get out jare, ugly boys, nonsense ", at this, they turned to look at us and replied,
"if e sure for ona, come down here, maybe we no go Bleep you up ", not to be deterred, we gave it back to them
"shut up jare, and waka pass, we no get your time, ugly boy oshi", and we ignored them waiting for our next quarry, this took a while and to pass the time, we talked about football, then a very beautiful girl passed, it was then we started shouting like mad men, "ahhhhh, fine fine, youre the finst we’ve seen today, don’t ignore us na, just talk to us, just say hy ", she turned and waved "hy", we ran madder again, "ahhhhh, you’ll be blessed, what’s your name na, just tell us, that’s all your name, we’ll look for you tomorrow, you’re that fine", we pleaded,
"Susan ", and she walked off to the eatery beside the hostel
"ahhh, Susan, we Bleep up, we no ask department, chaiii, why na, we don Bleep up ooo", as we were lamenting, another girl walked by and this elicited shouts again fromus, more louder this time, cause this girl was fine and had a good shape, and as we were about to ask for her name, the next thing we heard behind was,
"ehn ehn, so its you guys that have been shouting since morning abi"

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MIDNIGHT TUNES

Everybody knew his position in the room now, we already demarcated it, so we know who stays where, Obinna packed out of the room when we got to the 30 digit, something about not being able to cope with the number of bodies lying around in the room, but still with him gone, it looked like we increased in size, some name haven’t been mentioned cause nobody knows it, it’s a case of being 30 in the morning, and when night nighs, different legs become sprawled everywhere, and statements like, "abeg, who this guy dey with for this room? " go around the room, and someone would raise his hand and indicate, the said person was with him, we couldn’t argue with them, so long as they weren’t impeding others, nothing spoil.

"how far Gab, you no hear something last night", Opiro asked
"nope, wetin you dey talk about ", I asked, curious
"I don ask others, nobody hear anything, shey na only me kon hear am nii? ", he asked, exasperated
"maybe oo, your hear no dey work well again", I poked at him
"e no funny jare, I dey serious, no worry this night, I go wake you, make you hear am", he promised and took his leave.

I banished the thought from my head and went about my day, had just one class today, and wasn’t looking like I was going to go to it, so I decided to go talk shop with Kingsley. "you no get class nii?", I asked
"omoh, I get but I no fit go, I just dey on some level right now, I dey try compose myself"
"wetin you take, wey dey make you dey alright?"
"omoh, you no fit understand, you fit be OG for here as oer levels but, this one pass you", he said in dismissal
"you dey alright? Cause I no dey try show, you dey follow me talk anyhow, shey na monkey tail? Na omi gutter?" I asked, irritated
"ogah, those ones small jare, wetin be gutter water?, we dey talk better level, you dey talk those ones, you no be omo ibile jare", he said again
"okay, see wetin go happen, shebi e sure for you abi? This Friday, we go do something together, when I don clear you, no make mouth again for this room", I proposed
"no shaking na, I don warn you oo, Gabriel, no go do pass yourself oo", he tried dissuading me again, but I was set on proving him wrong, with that I set off out of the room to play games in a friend’s room amidst arguments and more arguments, everyday hostel life

Night came, and after the whole who’ll cook first, I had dinner, played some games again, and then whilst everybody became busy with one thing or the other, Opiro brought up the topic again.
"so guys, ona no wan agree say something dey sound for night abi? Make ona no worry, I go show ona"
After waiting two hours and nothing was happening, we decided he was wrong and went off to sleep, so baby, I want you to kiss me, or are you scared, what? Me, scared? no wasting time, I move closer to join our lips and ,,,, "guy wake up, wake up, e don start ", someone was shaking me awake, it took a while for me to get myself, and frowning at him, "guy, wetin na "
"shhhh, no shout, shebi you talk say make I alert you when the noise don start, look Seun"
I turned to look at Seun, and surely enough, he was clearing his nose, or it looked like it, the type of nose clearing that’s noisy, like a tornado was hiding in the nostrils, and it seemed subconscious, he just kept on doing it, and it lasted for an hour, as I decided I had had enough, I turned to go back to sleep, and looking down noticed the other sound I was hearing underneath Seun’s nose clearing; Junior V.

That moment, sleep completely left me, while Seun’s was irritating on the nerves, Junior’s was plain disturbing; seemed he was coughing up phlegm and taking it in back and regurgitating it, all with his mouth closed, I couldn’t help but kick him,
"guy, guy, baba, wake up jare, wetin na", as he struggled to wake up, Seun’s nose clearing turned to "Breath catching ", like he was trying to catch his breath, and he kept on losing it, that moment, the others in the room were already stirring, it had become loud, Opiro and me proceeded to Seun, leaving Junior alone for now to go shake Seun awake, "guy, no die for here ooo, abeg", Opiro pleaded
"shey you no sabi say he dey do like this before you squat am nii?", I asked
"how I go know, na me born am? na my mama talk say make I squat am, say na her feind pikin and me no fit tell my mama no", he replied. Soon as Seun woke up, we asked him what was wrong with him, he looked at us in confusion,
"Seun, answer, whats wrong with you?", I asked again
"nothing, what are you giuys talking about?", he asked
"ohhh ohhhh, you don’t even know? You were clearing your nose in your sleep", Opiro answered
"no, I wasn’t, and why is everybody awake at this time",
I turned to look at Opiro, shook my head for him not to pursue it,
"nothing jare, sleep never carry us, na why, go back to sleep", Opiro told him
Immediately we let him be, he went back to sleep and not up to a minute later, he started again, we just looked at ourselves, "maybe na spiritual problem? Call your mama, ask am", I implored Opiro
"oyah, everybody go sleep, we don see say Opiro no dey lie, but nawa sha", I announced
"shey na this room I go spend my one year? Noise for day, noise for night. Nawa oooo", Korede lamented

AND THEY WERE 30

After the whole debacle with the "unwanted visitors", the room started filling itself out, the freshers came, along with their various squatters, in the order they came in;
Seun; the baby of the room, stays with Opiro, studying Building, year one, the human alarm clock for the overnight readers
Samuel; my close friend aka ASS, the only person I planned on bringing to the room to stay with me, a member of the Anti-Aids club; free condoms for the boys in the room
Christopher; the new fine boy, also a fresher, engineering department
Korede; came with Chris,
Bolu; aka Jigaba, first day he packed into the hostel, his father followed him to check out the room, like all doting and sacred fathers do
Kingsley; stays with Jigaba, the resident street boy in the room
Junior V; nobody actually knows his real name, he told us that was his name and we never bothered finding out, the resident joker, and tall tales bearer(we think the Otunba lamba song was made for him), you’ll get to understand why later on
Tunji Burna; we refer to him as Tunji whisper or the whisperer, the resident musician whose music couldn’t even be heard in a graveyard
Fatola fabs; resident photographer, the garri entrepreneur
Tomiwa; the only devout pastor in the room, one without blemish, loved by everybody, disliked by none
Tunde; a final year student, data mogul
Temi Law; one of the jobless sports pundit in the room
Benjamin; the other sports pundit
Henry; aka Double Trouble, the tallest in the room also by far the most rugged in looks
Olu Russia; a fresher studying Russia, a confusing fellow, he claims to go to classes but most times, he’s awake throughout the night and always sleeping when the others are awake till 5pm
Tega Chinese; stays with Olu, a silent partner in the room at first then showed us he had a great voice too, but then only for the lord
Shola; one of the guys that came to the room without permission, became the godfather of the room eventually, proved the maxim, the last shall become the first, true
Chris Halogen; a loudmouth fellow who at first, we all thought came from the village, we couldn’t be blamed, he brought a kerosene stove to the hostel where hot plates were the only things needed, eve offered to get gas cookers.
Econs AY; this one rarely sleeps in the room, turned the room to an hotel, comes only once in a blue moon.
Number 1; the shortest man in the room, hence the number one tag
Jerry Peace; floats into the room once in a while, never spends the night consecutively
Demilade; aka Tweener, stays with Kent, the master "self-servicer" of the room
Daniel; another fine boy, engages in discussions frequently, once a bad boy then became a reformed born again, who said miracles still don’t happen?
Ola; aka Desktop boy, this one never has a phone charger, and his desktop never leaves the extension, always charging 24/7
Tony Lamar; stayed for a semester then ran off after suffering the "street" life

This brought the room number to the size it was built for and that’s when the term "na street we dey" became apparent.

NO PERMIT NO ENTRY

So its been three weeks I started staying in the room, and the friend i’ve been meaning to bring in delayed his moving in till the next week, so its still just me in the room, not trying to go out of my way to interact with the others, and not ignoring them either, already knew the staylites (students from 200 level to final year) quota in the room was filled up already, so it was surprising when I got back from class on a Tuesday afternoon to meet a coursemate of mine in the room.
"ahhh, azeez, how far na"
"ehhhh, Gabriel, what’s up na"
"I dey jare, wetin you dey find", I asked
"I dey this room na", he beamed at me
"huh, you dey here" still confused, I asked
"yeah, I never finish clearance, HOD never sign my slip for me, na why i never come here at all", he gave an explanation
"ohhh, okay na, no problem", I let it be
"make I put my bag for your side, I no wan make them move anything", he pleaded, I didn’t mind, after doing that, he said something about gong out for a walk
Later that day, he came back, spoke to the others in the room, then came back to my corner of the room, said something about packing his bags in the next day and he was going to see me then, we shook hands and he left, immediately the questions started,
"Gabriel, who is that guy"
"my coursemate oo, he says he’s in this room"
"ahhh, I don’t think so, he’s lying", Obinna mused
"I think so to, but how do you know", I asked the question on the others mind
"I already checked the list of students here, and I was told the remaining spaces are for the freshers, so there’s no way he’s in this room"
We all thought about that for a while, then dismissed it, we’d find out sooner or later, the next day Azeez came back with some bags, and the question was put to him again and he admitted to not seeing the HOD fast enough but he was going to do so the next day and get this bed, the next day, same story, then Obinna asked to see his online slip that indicated he was a Bona Fide in the room, it was there he faltered,
"ermm, I for like show ona now, but the thing get issue, I don go CITS go complain make them fix am", CITS was the centre in charge of all students university online portal.
"so? "
"ermmm, that’s why I haven’t seen the HOD sef, I cant download the slip I need to show him", there and then we all knew he was lying since the day before he said he already had the slip and now he’ saying he cant download it again
"hmmmm, okay, when you’ve resolved it, let us know"
"sure thing, Obi", with that, he scurried off without wasting time
"that guy is lying, I wont waste any minute sending him out of this room, and Gabriel he’s your guy, see the kind of people you are bringing to the room? "
"heyyy, stop, I didn’t ask him to come here, I don’t even know how he knew I was staying here, not many people know im in Jaja sef"
"whatever you say, he’s from your dept, so he’s tied with you, find a way to fix this", and he walked off, nawa ooo, I don enter wahala wey I no even sabi, which kind life be this, make e no pass this one sha, I prayed.
God must have been busy when I said that prayer, cause the next day I saw two more guys in the room, one from my class and the orher familiar to me, same faculty, they were waiting for Azeez, according to them, he was squatting them, how worse can this get? Person wey no be bona fide dey squat people again, which kind stupid thing be this one, coursed through my mind.
The said Azeez came back to the room, and immediately the day got dark, Obinna called a room meeting, and after piercing questions, he admitted to not being a bona fide, "so how did you know about this room", Oye asked
"na person for class talk say Gabriel dey stay for one big room and e fit contain plenty people so I just talk say make I come here, abeg, make ona no vex, I go soon find another place to stay, abeg", Azeez pleaded
"wait sef, that one is the first one, but why did you bring these other two to the room", he asked pointing to Shola and Gideon
"them too dey come from very far place, and I no fit sly my guys, but they are not staying here for long, they are also moving out too, I reason say since here dey very big, ona no go mind", it kept coming back to the room’s size, doesn’t it?
"so you just brought them here, without even consulting us first", Oye was still pissed
"I know what I did was bad, stupid even, but abeg, make ona no vex, Gabriel, help me beg them na, make them no vex"
"Azeez, you sef see say wetin you do no cool"¸ I wasn’t interested in helping him plead, "you even made me look bad in everybody’s eyes, e no make sense at all"
"I know, but no vex, Shola na your guy too na, and you know say na guy parole make me bring am, abeg, no vex", he was still pleading
After it all, it got reolved, they had two weeks to move out, all of them, else they would be thrown out, but even as this concession was made, I knew it was for naught; they were going to leave at their own time, we just had do deal with it like that

“so Gabriel, i’ll take you to the room anytime you’re ready”, Lieutenant said
“hmmm, okay sir”
“ahh, speak up na, or do you want your money back”
“noooo, im just thinking of what ill pack in today”
“okay, just decide, here’s my number, call my anytime your are ready”, he rattled the numbers out for me to copy
I wasn’t thinking of what to pack in that moment, I was thinking of the reality starting me in the face, after futile attempts to ballot, already resigned myself to squatting with my closest pal at [i]biobaku, but only issue was that hostel was by the school ate, and I didn’t like that, too far from the happening spots in the school, later trying fruitlessly to look for better alternatives, my parents decided to make their own enquiries and here I was, paying £40,000 to get a room, as opposed to the normal $25,000 if I had gotten through the normal balloting means, and opposed to the normal $70,000 I was supposed to pay for getting it illegally, and only I knew that my parents just paid $40,000 for me to squat, but I wasn’t going to tell them their error, so I was going to stick it out.[/i]
“okay sir, i’ll call you when I come back with my bags”, with that I walked off to join my mum
“so, how was it, have you seen the room”
“yeah, its fine”, I lied
“hes giving you a bed abi?”
“yes, im collcting it when I want to pack in”
“and when’s that?”
“will do that tomorrow”, with that, we drove off

Over the next days, I packed in, hadn’t seen the room before, I was shocked, it was a ten man room, the first I had been in, my previous two years in the school, I stayed in Eni Njoku, a predominantly four man room hostel, so at most we were ten in a room (squatters included), so a ten man room was a first for me, and with the way the room was spread, a strange creeped in. having successfully packed in, keeping to myself was the order of the day, obviously I was a squatter, so didn’t want to “pass my boundary” this early, with time the room became full, and the writings on the wall became clear; previous occupants in that same room write their names down, and the least number of students in a particular set was thirty two, this new iteration which I was a part of got to forty occupants, but that’s going too far, we’ll get there

First two weeks spent in the room, came upon the occupants in the following order, Obinna, Kent, Samuel, aka Opiro, Seun, David, Oye, we were just seven, each one of us with his own characteristics
Obinna; the quiet mature one, obviously the aje butter
Oye; Obinna’s squatter, not quiet but doesn’t go ut of his way to be noticed, stays on his own
Kent; the most quiet of them all, and also the resident fine boy
Samuel aka Opiro; confused one, first day I met him, he was praying and not just any type, he was focused and in the spirit, but then it’s all a paradox on its own
David; stays with Opiro, interacts when there’s need to, then stays on his own
Me; the new guy, resident not so fine boy, and of course the narrator of the story.
NA STREET WE DEY

“hey, whats up Obinna, how things dey go?”
“I dey jare Gabriel, wetin dey sup?”
“im cool jare, just wanted to talk to you about something”
“okay, go on”
“see, I know im squatting and all, sergeant just use style dupe my mama, but I no mind, but a friend is coming to stay with me, he’s a close pal of mine”
“wow, small small, we are getting plenty oo”
“I know, so decided to run it through you, see if you don’t mind, he’s someone I trust, so no issues will come from him”
“okay, if you say so, but he’s the only one sha?”
“yeah, nobody else, just him and me, thanks jare”
“no problem”
The close pal I was talking about is also called Samuel, we’ve been together since year one, he got accommodation in biobaku but I couldn’t stay there, and at first he wasn’t open to staying with me but certain issues cropped up and he decided staying together was the only way out for us, and he was due to pack in the following weekend.
After a long day in class, got to the room, saw it was sparsely populated, there was one thing about the room, we didn’t have a room lock and key simply cause there was always at least one person in the room at any time of the day.
“hafar Sam, you no go class today”
“omoh, the lecturer pursue me jare, say I dey do anyhow”
“ahhh, you get issue with am?”
“I no know oo, the guy just dey beef me jare, baby boy things”, yeah, that was another nickname he got
“no mind am, e pain am say e no fresh like you”, I jested
“ehn ehn, who carry pure water wey I put under bed”, I inquired after searching for it for a minute
“ahh, them don carry you own too?”, Opiro asked
“guy, I don dey plan drink that water since I dey road ooo, which kind life be this na “
“eyah, them carry my own too sef last week, but I just bone am, shebi na just 20 naira”
I couldn’t ignore it, I was too tired to go back downstairs, and I had my sights set on it since class ended, no option but to let it slide then

2 days later
Obinna was rushing, we could all see it, he told us he was the class rep for his department, Systems Enginerring, 500 level, and he was trying to get the materials needed for today’s lecture, he had earlier gone to get a bad of water and laid it on his bed, intending to stow it in his locker, but due to the rush hour mode he was in, he forgot about it and lef for class.
“omoh, no be bag of water Obinna levave so?”, Opiro asked
“chai, the guy Bleep up, with the kind movement wey dey happen for here”
“well, that one no concern me, mah just take one, use am drink garri”, Opiro again
“guys, stop it, don’t take anything, its bad”, Kent pleaded
“but Kent, hafar you na, na just one I dey take, no be the whole bag”, Opiro went to be deterred
“one will turn to two and then everthing go finish before he return”, Kent was still standing his ground
“well, na your wahala be that”, with that, Opiro took one from te bag, and minutes later, anther one, then another.
Seing what was happening, I decided to leave the room, wouldn’t want to be around when Obinna finds out his bag of water has reduced, getting to the door
“Gabriel, you no go take? Abi you don forget how them take your own day ebfoe yesterday.”. Opiro asked
“nah, I no dey that wicked”, I left
Getting back to the hostel later on, met Obinna asking questions about the reduced bag, and with nobody fessing up, he walked up to me and asked, I replied in the negative, I didn’t know who had taken it and no I ahdnt taken any from it.
“well, its gone sha, but its not cool at all, we are not even complete in the room yet and this is happening”
“ahh, Obina, na you Bleep up, NA STREET WE DEY SO, so anything dey disappear”, Opriro said with rapturous laughter
“street abi? Okay ooo, the street should continue till I catch them”, Obinna replied
We couldn’t help but laugh

university students staring at their resumption date are about to go through the hassle of balloting again, i daresay its one of the toughtest phase in school asides schooling itself.i sit down thining of how ill get accomodation this year, and this birthed the tale STREET 207, anybody thats stayed in the dorm or hostel before can attest to the different characters that abound there, the perfect potpouri of good, bad and ugly. the location is JAJA, the number one hostel in the school, according to some people, and the room is that one by the corner, between two staircases.

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“hey, aren’t you that girl I saw at the auditorium the other day”
“yeah, and this is the fifth time im seeing you too”, she replied with a smile
“you know, you’re always with boys so I find it hard to walk up to you”
“those boys? They are just my course mates ooo”
“and im rushing now though, got a match to play, mind giving me your number?”, I copied the number as she rattled it off
After series of calls, she coming to watch me play football, staying with her as she waited for the bus to come so she could go home, decided the time was right to pop the “how old are you question?” when next we meet
“hey, Gabriel can you come meet me in the indoors sports hall”
“okay, lemme grab my hoodie, fracking cold out there”
I hurried to meet her at the venue, meeting her with her cousin
“hey, so you are the Gabriel she keeps talking about on the phone”
“it is I, how you doing”
“wow, you are big though, im fine, what’s up with you”
After exchanging small talk, she left, leaving me with my girl?!
“so Maria, wanna ask you something”, I started
“shhhhh, can you see its cold, warm me up”, she pleaded
We were right in a place where people were scattered about and could see anything the other person was doing
“right here?”, I asked, surprised
“what? Is it their concern? Ohh, you’re shy?, lemme take the lead then”, with that she straddled me and warmed herself along with me right up there
Walked in a daze with her to her bus stop
Later that night, popped the question to her,
“so Maria, how old are you”
“i’m 16”
“wow, that’s bad”
“huh, how”
So I proceeded to tell her my vow and all that happened in the past
“is that all?”
“wll, it is”
“so we are done cause of your sister? Are you going to marry someone your age?see, I like you very much, that’s saying it wrong. i love you, I enjoy being with you and I won’t let any vow you made cause of fear stop what’s happening between us, I feel like im rushing with you, but I don’t mind, so discard that thought of any vow”
“huh, see, it doesn’t work that way, see I have…….”, she cut in
“see, nothing to see there, lets make this work or you saying you don’t like me?”
“no, of course, I like you, but….”
“no but, you like me, I love you, so that’s it, i’ll see you tomorrow after classes”
Wow, this one no gree oo, how did I go this low, 3 years my sister’s junior, I don’t want it to stop, hmmm, well, there’s always an exception to the rule. I’ll run with this and see where it leads, wow, 16, how do they get so big these days. No problem, its with time, maybe i’ll get tired like I always do, or she’ll see someone better, won’t force it, but I actually do like her. Before going to bed, the aforementioned, aforethought about girl sends a text:
You underestimate 16 year olds too much, don’t worry, will show you the errors of your way. Get some tramadol. I’ll bring the weed. Get us a guest house. You hype yourself too much. Lemme show you how wrong you are. Good night, sleep well.

I burst out laughing much to the chagrin of my roommates, they cant understand why a guy is laughing this way or maybe they do, they aren’t small biys themselves, well that seals it, im going to enjoy this “underage” ride i’ve found myself in, before closing my eyes, my friend’s words drifts back to me: you never jam better girl wey go hook you down na why.

After a long day of endless wandering around, the comfort of the hostel feels like a blessing, not surprisingly, I walked in to the same argument that permeates the very bricks the hostel is made of; football, girls
“omoh, that guy no sabi catch jare”
“ehn, na why he beat you na, see as them use ona do training”
“ahh ahh, na just 2-1 you dey call like say na one big score line”
“forget the scores, them outplay ona”
And without missing a beat, it changes,
“ehhh ehhh, e don tay wey I Bleep oo, shey I no go go self-service like this?”
Laughter erupted from most of us around
“ahh, wetin funny, abi ona no dey self-service nii?”
“oyah, who wan talk for here say him never self-service before?”
I raised my hand up amidst gasps and disapproval from them
“na lie, Gabriel, you don self-service before, even if na only one time”
There it goes again, i’ve never masturbated before and people find it hard to believe, and I leave the gathering to go to bed, no use trying to convince them otherwise, they’d never believe, it’s the same every time the subject is brought up and I deny ever doing it.

4 years ago
Its 2008, im in JSS2, a seminar is coming up, the man that lectured us abut sex is coming again, maybe he feels our young brain needs refreshing every year, and I agree, most people cant store the nugget of information he gave us that time, over a year ago, besides, no harm in having something that has nothing to do with maths, social studies and the rest.
“kids, how are you guys doing, hope you guys didn’t miss me much, well, I certainly did you guys, hope you are safeguarding your future, not making stupid and reckless decisions, the best thing you can do for yourself is making sure to keep the body you have till you get married, asides the numerous diseases that abound when one runs foul of the rules, your body is the temple of the lord and you mustn’t soil it, make it dirty with dirty acts like having sex at this young age. The main issue I want to touch on today is masturbation, which is as a result of going past the boundaries naturally set for you, you are told not to have sex, not to have thoughts concerning it, masturbation is a bad act, it’s the act of pleasuring oneself which is one of the great sins you can commit to your body, the temple of the lord, never give in to that urge, as you grow up, you’ll hear some of your friends say it’s a good thing, there’s no harm in it, I tell you, it’s a big lie, don’t let them lead you astray, there’s nothing fun in rewiring your psychological being into thinking you can pleasure yourself without the help of another, which is a woman, of course, at the right time i.e when you get married. Don’t make that grave mistake, and tat leads me to pornography, watching it changes your mentality about how the set mechanisms laid by God should be, don’t let it do that to you, so don’t indulge in porn, it’s something evil, has no positive effects whatsoever……………”
That was the main point touched in the seminar, with preaching like that, my brain decided to nitpick the masturbation aspect, I had no idea how it was done, and I didn’t want to learn, I agreed, it didn’t sound fun at all, so my brain locked on to that fact, never masturbate.
“oh yeah, go deeper, deeper, use all your fingers”, she pleaded
“wow, you that wide?”
“no joor, just put all your fingers”, she reiterated
“okay ma ooo”, I replied laughing
After getting herself sated by my fingers, she came back with a funny request
“sit on that chair over there”
“huh?, what for?”, confused, I inquired
“just do so, wanna show you something”, and I proceeded to follow her request
Looking me in the eye, she went into her bag and brought out a bottle of lotion, and two good sized dildos, one with the vibrator, seeing the surprised look on my face,
“what? You thought I was joking when I said I had some toys”
“yeah, but now, the doubt has been banished”, still shocked, I said
She poured a little of the oil on her breasts, rub it in well, till the two globes are shining, calling out to me to touch them, but I resisted, seeing the look of anguish on my face, “don’t come close oo, else i’ll send you away”, she warned, then proceeded to put the left breast in her mouth, and suck on the nipple, right before my eyes, the nipple started getting thicker and longer, did the same to the other breast, then her hands went down to the pubic region, she twirled the little hairs there then goes down again, till she parts the lips of her vagina, seeing one finger go in drives me mad, then she brings it out, licks it clean, then dabs a little oil on two of the fingers and goes on to leave her vagina a pretty hot mess shining and dripping slowly, up next comes the Love Machine, and I get to see an unadulterated moving view of a lady making herself go up the swings of pleasure and moaning, my dick cant stand this anymore, i’ve got to dive into that beautiful view before me, I make a decision, I’m going in, damn the consequence, as I stand, she saw me move, stopping her ministrations on herself, tells me,
“okay, your turn, i’ve always imagined you masturbating, want to see it by myself.”

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Some months back

“Gabriel, you dey lie, you no fit tell me say you never even try am once before”
“im serious, i’ve never done it before, and i’ll never do it”
“guy, I still don’t believe you, every guy has done it, you’re the only one claiming different”
“which one is every guy, some people like me haven’t done it, they are plenty out there too”
“na lie, I don’t think so, even your cousin admitted to doing it at least twice before”
“that’s him na, abi are we the same?”
“still don’t believe you bro”
“don’t know why you guys find it hard to believe, same thing in my former room, everybody said they had done it at least once, and I was the only one forming different, they were shocked, and didn’t believe me, is it that weird to see a guy that hasn’t wanked before?”
“yes na, but well sha, keep on telling yourself that, as for me, I still think you are lying”
“oaky oo, nothing can ever make me self-service sha, just know that, the thing na rubbish, no enjoyment, don’t know why you guys think its sweet, I can never make myself cum unless its wet dreams, now use my hand, that thing not painful, nawa for ona”
“okay ooo, mr I-never-self-service-before, I don hear, no lecture me”

“wait, you want me to self-service in front of you?”, I asked perplexed
“yes na, always imagined how you’d do it, so show me”, she asked with eager eyes
“ohhh, how do I say this now, ermm……”,
“waiting for you oo, my body is still hot, lemme see you do yourself, who knows I might even swallow your cum”, she teased with eyes that said i-mean-it
Wow, now that’s something tough, should I just try it, her offer is too good to pass on
“ermm, Tonia, i’ve never wanked before, don’t even know how its done, and before yu think im lying, im actually serious, I don’t get how boys enjoy it so i’ve never tried it, not even out of curiosity,”, all came out in a rush
The look on her face spelled disgusted, that was the right expression
“really, so you allowed me do myself when you had no plan of following suit too”
“wait, hold on, I didn’t ask you to, you were the one that told me to go sit down =, remember”
“ehhh, stop, s]just stop and go, please, go”,
Im committing one sin already, why not just commit them all, after all, its just using my hands, but no, that spirit hasn’t taken over me yet, with that thought, I gather up my things and make for the door with a raging boner to boot.

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“hey, what’s up, I’ve been seeing you around, making it look like im stalking you”, I tried my best line
“really? And here I thought I was the one following you around”
“name’s Gabriel, what’s yours?”
“Doris”
“so what’s a girl with a name like Doris doing in an area like this”, I asked
“came to see a friend, stays up on the last floor”
“hold on, you’re friends with tayo?”
“no, his sister”
“ohhh, great, Tayo is my guy, see you around”, I turned with a wave
See you around turned to seeing you around and then it became always with you, two young people, enjoying their holidays, hanging out together, the occasional kisses, pecks stolen when nobody was looking, touchy feely when alone, it was a good time, pleasant times ahead.
“Gabriel, my birthday is coming up next week oo”
“birthday?....date?”
“24th”
“great, so how old is my girl gonna be”
“17”, replied with that pleasant smile of hers

3 years ago
I like girls, a lot, hate sex, a lot, the saying “chase after anything in a skirt” was coined with me in mind, always losing concentration when the female gender was in the equation, and I wasn’t shy to shw it, why bother, they’d find out some day, as much as I liked the girls, I liked something better, my little sister, at age 15, she was 13, I didn’t like her like the whole “cherish” type, I juts liked her to respect her for who she was, so in order for the so called “karma” to be good to me, I made a vow; never to chase after any girl younger than my sister, no matter what, so it was a case of should my sister get to 45, any girl I chase must be above that age, i believe ,in doing so, karma wouldn’t allow any guy older than me to run after am, so it was a trade off, I sacrifice my happiness so my sister doesn’t face people like me with more experience it there, and so I would keep on doing, no matter how beautiful or sexy the girl is, hence the reason after a bit of talk with the female folk, I find a way to ask the question, “how old are you?”, I vowed never to let it get so far I wouldn’t know the girl’s age, my sister was that precious to me or maybe I was doing to for myself, didn’t matter, all that did was keeping the vow.

“ohhh, 17, I thought you were like 19 oooo”, I asked, bemused
“ahh ahhh, do I look that old nii, im 17 abeg”, she burst out laughing
“ohhhh, okay, a surprise is waiting for you then that day”
The surprise never came or maybe it did; stopped talking to her, berating myself for letting it get to that stage without knowing her age first, never will I let that happen to me again. Cut off all contact with her, she wouldn’t find out why, or how do you explain to a girl you’ve promised the whole world that you can’t keep that promise based on an earlier promise you made in the past? My sister remains the end goal, other girls above her age are out there, will see one.

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“guy, hold on, you just break up with am like that?”, Tayo enquired
“yeah, I no wan tell you that time cause you no go understand”
“on top your sister age?”
“guy, na deep stuff, you no fit grab”
“I go understand, explain am”
“I no wan do any girl below my sister age, so guy wey old pass me no go do my sister, na give and take”
“chai, you no well at all, na ld man go climb that your sister last last”, he sneered
“shut up, no dey talk like that”
“but you’ll still change this vow, I tell you, you never jam girl wey go hook you, na why”
“never, not possible, I go rather run away”
“lets see sha”

A good thing for me then, I thought, im still not going to have sex, with all these HIV im hearing, but then, as an afterthought, if I really have to have sex should ichange my mind, I would never do it without protection.

Now
[/i]Walking into my hostel room, signs were everywhere that the guys had been hard at work, thank God I didn’t stay over with her, and almost like they were all reading my mind, they chorused
"bad guy, hafar na, you don satisfy yourself abi"
"I no know wetin ona dey talk about oo"
"huh, okay, tell us, where are you coming from", the ring leader, my close pal asked
"ermmmm, I go read na", I replied with shifty eyes
"ehn ehn, confirm guy, wetin you go read abeg tell us"
"book na, I just go revise"
"you no even sabi lie, you wey hate library, where you go read"
"who tell you say na library I go, I go my guy house"
"your guy, you too dey lie, and we go disturb you until you tell us"
Seeing there was no way out of this one, I decided to come clean "okay, na Diane side I go, but I no really do much sha, I dey try rush come back here"
Laughter all around "3 hours don go, you dey talk say you no do much, na marathon ona wan do? "
"hahahaha, not really, but na just two Cndoms I carry go, I been wan save one down for another time, but she no gree, so I finish am there"
"wait, is it that fair girl I saw with you on monday", another room member asked curius
"yeah, the one with that fine ass"
"but, Gabriel, the girl clean now, see skin, shey na belle you dey fear nii? Postinor dey there na"
"omoh, guy, no CD means I cant do nothing ooo, abi Samul tell am na", I implored my close pal
"yeah, Chris, that’s true, no matter what, always use a Condom, you don’t know what these girls have in their body, its only when you’re married you can forgo condoms", he finished up
"abeg, sound am make he hear, make e no go Bleep up, abeg I wan sleep, I don taya", I bedded
"why you no go taya, after you don do and undo……..", I didn’t get to hear the rest of it, I was already fast asleep.

[i]4 years ago
Holidays again, only good thing was i would be moving up to another level, getting closer to that SS3 so I can run away to the university, and do the big boy ive been planning on. Dad just bought some texts and he made it compulsory we all read at least one, I had the unfortunate luck of picking the one titled HOW TO TRAIN UP A CHILD, all mundane chaptes, talking about academic excellence ,how the Tv should be regulated in the house, greetings and how elders should be approached, the book was written with parents in mind and how to apply check and balances to their kids, and here was a kid reading it, so it was a big thrill imagining myself in the parent shoe, working out how they would approach me to apply the teachings in the book, it was all fun and games till I got to the tenth chapter, that was when the serious work started; SEX, i’ve been seeing this word too much these days, I was told to finish up the book and I proceeded to do that, the book talked about pornography, its effects, sex as a forbidden fruit, why parents should watch out fro their kids, especially when they exhibit tells that gives signs of them engaging in it already. I read that particular chapter twice, It was a fascinating subject for me, the whole SEX stuff, I wanted to learn more abut it, but then the book talked about parents having SEX Ed talks with their children at a certain age, and I already passed that age, so it was up to me to learn all about it myself.

"put your finger inside well, why are you doing it like that", she asked with a frown
"nothing, I prefer doing it like that", I replied nervously
"seriously, im not even feeling anything, do it………awwww", her statement got lost in that initial ecstasy
"yes, yeah, oh God", the exclamation started
"easy, not so loud, we haven’t gotten to the good part yet", I teased, then stopped twisting my fingers in her honeypot
"why did you stop", slowly her breath returns
"to do this", I paused,
"do whatttttt……awwwwww", she got lost in the throes of passion again,
"take it easy, you don’t want to cum yet, still a long way to go", I admonished
"well, breathes, with the way you, breathes, are going, breathes……..", she tried replying, but never got to finish the statement, her eyes rolled into their sockets, signs she was deeply immersed in that cloud of passion.
"ahhhhhhh, wow, you weren’t joking, you are good, how did you learn to do that", after twelve minutes of my fingers working their magic in he body.
"no idea, a couple books, imaginations", I replied
"imagination? Cant blame you, wonder what goes down in that big head of yours", she chuckled
"and of course, not forgetting, I watched porn too"
"you did", surprising shock all over her face
"of course, yeah, who doesn’t watch porn, or hasn’t, once in their life", I reiterated
"well, you‘d be shocked, some people don’t even know what it means",
"they are the lucky ones then"
"i’ve got some on my phone though…", she said with a knowing smile
"hmmmm, good for you"
"very funny, wanna watch? ", the question I knew she was going to ask

4 years ago
It was during the holidays, the same one I had been mandated to read the HOW TO TRAIN UP A CHILD book, there was a particular chapter immediately after the one talking about SEX, the chapter was simply labelled; TV(box of good or bad), it was making a strict point about how the Television in the house should be regulated with parents knowing how the children were using it, there was a time table model for how it should be utilised, and it being the holidays, my parents couldn’t enforce it, there were of the opinion that I should sink in as much as I could from the TV because as soon as we resumed back to school, they would start following the guidelines in the book, after the TV sub chapter, the next sub was about Movie types, with emphasis on parent knowing the type of movies and their ratings and they all were listed in he format; G; suitable for the whole family; PG; parents should be around when the kids were watching it; 16; kids must be at least 16 to watch it; 18;kids must be at least 18 to watch it, 18+; only adults could watch it; R; exclusively adults; and the last one, the one that piqued my interest, X; pornography, and this rating came with warnings on not letting the kids see anything related to it, with words like "dangerous, life threatening" put in for good measure.

Curiosity kills the cat, but since I was human, it was only going to hurt me, a scratch, nothing more, there was nothing bad in watching porn, it was great, nothing life threatening there, seeing the throngs of beautiful and sexy ladies naked was the closest I could get to having sex and I stuck to it, making sure I watched it at least once a day during that "curious" phase when I was in secondary school, and the going was good, I wasn’t caught, I couldn’t get caught until…………..

"your dick isn’t even moving at all, small twitch gan, its not giving, forming bad guy in front of me abi", the teasing came again from her
"not really, I just don’t get moved by watching it anymore, I realized why watch it when I could do it, since then, I dropped it and I might feel a little stirring, but that’s it, nothing more", I tried explaining
"ehhhh, that means you‘ve watched like a thousand of it then", she enquired
"more like a million", I burst out laughing upon seeing the shock on her face
"baba the baba, oyah, name one IndecentStar you know, female",
"just one, ermm, jada fire? kakeyXXX, Lori maddison, Pinky……."seeing the surprise on her face, "should I go on? ", I asked chuckling
"wow, I only know jada fire, cause she’s kind of popular, haven’t heard these other ones before, ehhh, future IndecentStar, that’s what you are", she replied amid laughter
"funny, I actually wanna do it, porn that is, "
"you are not okay, your parents will just kill you"
"I know, but i‘ll wear a mask"
"they will sill know, you cant hide something like that forever"
"ehn, maybe they‘ll know after a long time, I would have stopped then"
"better stop that thought, and focus on your school, so school fees will now waste like that? "
"of course not, im speaking good English, aren’t I?, so its not a total waste then", I replied, tongue in cheek
"you should be going, its almost 10, before those boys on the streets start fooling around with you"
"that’s no problem, they respect me, im bigger than most of them, so they know the level they ought to stick to"
"okay ooo, big man, i‘ve heard, come and be going", not one to tarry after the job is done, I took my leave.

ADVICE/VOWS



Someone or a group of persons thought up a saying and it trickled down the years, and its something debatable; prostitution is apt to be called the oldest profession on earth. Simple and short, a fallacy in my opinion, its like that paradox, which came first: the egg or the hen, no one would ever know, so putting that into contention, one is apt to think, someone supposedly paid the first prostitute for the service she rendered, and that someone was working, so put in that sense, body selling couldn’t be the first or oldest prostitution. Enough of the ramblings, there’s only so much the mind can take that won’t boggle it.

The tale should start by now, but something comes to mind, a young boy of 12 in JSS2, sitting in an auditorium like so many of his peers, it was a compulsory lecture, the proposed lecturer was coming to talk to us about stuff that would guide us in our endeavours in life(of course, the that should be career choices talk), am I not too young to sit down for this, I should be off causing mischief, but then rules were rules, and every singe person was in that hall. Show time; the speaker walks in to the hall, doing away with the pleasantries, we find out surprise, surprise, the topic was about sex, and he had this to say to a young, budding mind like mine, which was open to receive any bit of information it was disseminated.

"little guys and ladies, im here to lecture you about sex, and let me start of by telling you the definition; Sex is a very hot sweet pot of soup placed in the idle of 300 dangerous animals, so whoever wants to have a taste must fulfil the right things, and what are the criteria before one can be allowed to do taste this? Marriage, which means nothing like having sex outside of that sacred institution, asides the risk of getting pregnant, you little ones should be mindful of the 300 aforementioned dangerous animals, those are the various disease associated with tasting what shouldn’t be tasted at the wrong time, HIV/AIDS is what you people hear about a lot, but you guys don’t know, there are more deadly ones out there, at least you can maintain HIV and still live fulfilling lives, some STDs, once you get it, it’s a countdown to not when you’ll die but how many days you have left, so kids, take this to heart and be mindful, your future is right before you, so don’t waste it on some little seconds of suffering which some ill informed people term enjoyment……….", the lecture went in that vein, and little me was thinking, wow, its that bad? I wouldn’t want to have sex then at all, if it’s that risky, with that vow, a 12 yr old boy began his journey to celibacy.


"wow, where did you learn to Bleep like that", she said in short breaths
"do people actually learn how to do that? ", I inquired
"not really, some do and some don’t, was just curious", still breathing heavy, she continued
"well, I didn’t, besides, I’ve got to start going"
"You’ve started again, can’t you just stay the night, we have no classes tomorrow"
"I know and im not using that as my excuse, gotta go to the hostel and chill with the guys"
"so the guys are more important than me now? ", this was asked with a pout
"aggghhh, you know, we both know, that’s not true, so quit that long face"
"okay ooooo, i’ve heard, one more time before you go, cant let me being alone here waste like that"
And we went again, this time slowly, at least that’s how I start out, tweaking the nips on her two breasts as I work my way around them, kissing is a chore, one meant to be enjoyed, excuse the French, its never quite right to slide right in if the woman in her hasn’t started hissing yet, so getting it slick and wet enough makes for easy but tedious job, biting down along the nape of her neck, its being done just right when she wants to bite your tongue out as you stick it back into her mouth, now that’s the kicker needed to take it to the next level, sliding a finger into that honeypot, I put in one more finger, the index this time, till that audible gasp emits from her mouth, now that’s the whole essence of the pre action, as she keeps on gasping, takes only a second for the gasps to die down before my whole manliness fills her, and this time, the gasp is with a lull in her eyes, now the speed can get cranked a notch, working together, our bodies melding together, making sure to bury myself deep into her, fill every crevice available, no rough play this time, just sensual movements, after a while, all spent, with that smile she’s got that attracted me to her in the first place, she bids me bye. Having worn my trouser, strapping my knapsack, I leave with a parting shot.
"correction, I dint Bleep you well, I made love to you", with that I leave.

5 yrs ago
The mathematics teacher was in class, doing what teachers with too much time on their hands do; give unsolicited advice
"so pupils, be careful with the kind of guys you walk a round with, like the saying goes, show me your friend and ill show you who you are, take that to mind, it says a lot, because if you aren’t around, your friend would be used to juxtapose you, so be careful"
"yes sir", we all chorused like we were expected to
"you guys should try get this book; Had I known, it’s a good read, you guys will learn from it", he rounded up his lecture

Walking home, the title of the book stuck to my head; Had I known, I decided to go out on a limb and tell my dad abut it, maybe he could get it for me, getting home, I told him, and he promised to check it out for me, the next weekend he came back with the book, and advised I read it since I asked for it.

"………………………….Tobi realised his life was ruined all because of a friend he had been warned time without number to refrain from walking with", I read out aloud, that as the end of the book, wow, it was a good read, the teacher hadn’t be lying, I picked out three points from the book; don’t walk with bad agents, someone teaching you bad things has more experience than you do, so going out on your own is risky and if your desist from that temptation, don’t walk with the bad guys, and the last one was be mindful of what your parents tell you. The jarring thing in the book that stuck to me was the character Tobi, after being introduced to prostitutes by his s called friend Segun, he started frequenting the place, Segun always drummed it into him to use a Condom, no matter what, and Tobi never veered away from that advice till he met a very beautiful girl there, falling in love with her, he started having sex with her with no protection and in the end he got HIV, and Segun that introduced him to it had a clean bill of health, simply because he never did it raw.

i have no idea how this shapes up, just had a flash and next thing i know, im writing, so basically, its not a diary, just a tale with minor linking threads, will the threads become a full length of cloth? only time will time, as they say, there will always be time, enough, maybe depends on what hand you are looking at, iim not new on this platform, so criticisms are what i need, looking to make thi full time?, not sure about it, i just love reading and i know you guys do too, i would love to call many to this thread but sadly i have no idea how to do that, but a fellow with the popcorn whom i come to love his vivaciousness in reading here, should be able to put me through

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