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dozmandon:
First day I took weed back in Uni,I was just walking Upandan d school Road smiling like Mr.bean ( what people told me),greeting people (even children). When I got myself I was all soaked wet with mud all over me,it wasn't raining tho.

bro joints can cast person especially wen u have a light head.some years back i was doing some joint with some friend like two of them were doing it for the first time all of a sudden 1 one them just took to his heels.some hours later we saw him at the school gate wen we ask him y he ran away he said he just felt like we were planing to kill him.bro since that day if i see the guy i go just follow the opposite way.school was too fun especially wen u roll with the fun pips.

ernesty20:
I wanted to woo this beauriful lady only for me to end up asking her silly question like, shey u get boyfriend? Like how many boyfriends u get?


She started tourching my cheek saying; bros, u well so?

lolz wetin u com do next?

ErnieSmallzz:
ion get, my life is boring

ur life cant be boring unless u decide u want to be boring, my dear atleast u av friends and family.just try and make u life an adventure.try new things,new ppl,take some risk.push beyond ur limit atimes.but do everything with ur complete sense of reasoning.and i dont really believe ur life can be boring

diamantnoir:
It's happened several times to be both alone in differents environment like in the car or at his home and nothing happened and trust me nothing will happen, NEVER, EVER!!! Cuz the friendship that we feel each other is a fraternal friendship.

okay then,u guys must seen a lot thru these years,but some guys are very jealous and they may not be down with their gf aving such relationship with an opposite sex u know.me personally i dont usually advice such relationship especially wen the closeness has no boundaries.i ave many female friends but they are alot of boundaries cuz all of them are in different relationships.

Cutehector:
gbens2000 take it easy on her sha oooo

u ehn? u beta leave me and trendsvivi alone.

ireneony:
I don't smoke

its not really related to smoking and getting high,ppl jonz with their clear eye.check illmatic101 mention u will understand,"passes the mic to ireneony"

ForeverYoung197:
First of all I don't get your story and second of all what is jonzing?

ok jonzing is like wen u do something the opposite way unknownly especially in an embarrassing manner.some ppl relate it to getting high and effing up.

cc lalasticlala,mynd44,juhan,ireneony,ernesty20,smellyanus,mimzy,foreveryoung197,ritababe,dankross1,obontami,spdazzy,brideofdracula,halfricanadian,daretodiffer,slyisaac,onstelly,optional1,jordinsparkles. oya na we wan hear una own

Cutehector:
Will not tell

na lie u must talk oh

illmatic101:
How I want start? There's this pretty girl I was asking out during my service year, we started out as good friends, soo one day she and her roommate invited me over I.e after taking their time to prepare different types of dishes ( make I no lie na rice and eba ) when it was time for me to eat I told them I wanted to drink GARRI they thought I was joking, I drank my garri without any iota of shame , me people una think say my village people no dey involve

lolz so funny,sorry abt that.mehn but u jonz die

Maxi112:
my own jonsing moment full basket.

if i gist u now, this thread no go fit occupy am

dont spoil the fun at least let us hear the funniest

ernesty20:
do u suck naija toto?

i dont understand naija no get toto na

ireneony:
wow u are taking it too far
I was referring to her girlfriend wen I mentioned him

okay ,nice dp tho

i dont think this is the right section for this anyways,i ave experienced so many jonzing moments.this faithful day some friends came around we smoked some joints and decided to go out and top it up with some green bottles after like two rounds one of us decided to take his leave claiming wife matter sha.he stood up and hailed bye bye,like 1minute later he came back and sat down everyone was tipsy so we just ask him y he came back casually but he kept quiet like he was talking to his hand he repeated the action 3 times.the fifth time i decide to escort him to my greatest surprise my guy had been trying to cross a gutter he could have crossed with a walking pace.even as i tried to convince him it was a small gutter he eventually fell inside.no be small matter dat night cuz i gas carry am go house.i beg i still get more make i hear una own

ireneony:
but he is a prof in womanology..I know he will do well. I don't need to tell him what to do.
He is a specialty in that area

okay oh i will leave u guys to do ur thing but come to think of it a s..x tape wont be bad oh

ireneony:
ok weed

lmao, .u want him to get high finish and start using torchlight to find were to fix it

ireneony:
make he take milk and malt

dat one no they give energy na,it will only help with spermatozoa repro.

ernesty20:
lemme just give u one.






















Aids

u deserve to go back to secondary school and request for refund of all the fees u paid all thru 5-6years u spent there

ireneony:
after the fasting

yes maam,but no more energy

ireneony:
give it to her harder

madam dat guy is fasting oh.

nice prank

slap1:
Where do you live in Owerri let me come and confirm.

and u expect him to give u his address with dis kind of your moniker ehn?

nairanlanders pls beware they are even on this forum just be careful the ppl u accept their emails,pm and so on some of them pose as a very fine dude or fine gal.infact i am proposing we do take a picture with u holding ur monker written on a paper and upload it on ur dp day.jez saying pls we ave to be alert they are some crazy form of terrorism going on.

well am just wondering y u want to know,i dont see giving or receiving head as a big deal it just depends on the person that u are doing it wth.ppl just put so much emphasis on it which baffles me atimes if ur boo likes carry on it makes intimacy beter.and for those that fear the health risk.its not even as risky as using ur egyptian cobra.

my best cartoon was samurai x and vultron

spicy244:
All in the name of trend and likes..... Her foolishness is not from planet earth...... Chai!somebody's galfrnd.... Well that's what most men like

maybe u mean men from pluto,not on this earth at all

Lsofdk:
[color=teal]just stumbled on this one

In 1858, Robert Fallon was shot dead, an act of
vengeance by those with whom he was playing poker.
Fallon, they claimed, had won the $600 pot through
cheating. With Fallon’s seat empty and none of the other
players willing to take the now-unlucky $600, they found a
new player to take Fallon’s place and staked him with the
dead man’s $600. By the time the police had arrived to
investigate the killing, the new player had turned the $600
into $2,200 in winnings. The police demanded the original
$600 to pass on to Fallon’s next of kin – only to discover
that the new player turned out to be Fallon’s son, who had
not seen his father in seven years!
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i think ave heard this one before nw.i like it tho

freaky incidents

Cutehector:
lol it's not what u think jor.. she's someone I do attack normally in nairaland so I was surprised wen she said I was nice. I really wondered what I did dat caught her attention..

keep doing it the way u ave been doing it wen u find out.the way the babe dey feel u gan no be here oh.

Cutehector:
Lol u crazy.. u wey two babes just suddenly fall in love with ur face

lolz at least them no open thread for me ,keep ur ever growing ministry i dey come

i cant just wait for him to sign,although age is a factor but i know he should be able to give us three more years

no be small thing oh.cutehector u don dey share kondo anyhow abi.so ta dem open thread of hw nice it is.make i jez waka commot