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LOUSY WOMEN DRIVERS

Driving to the office this morning, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that damn makeup!!!
Well I'm a man but this sight scared me so badly, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coco (poridge) between my legs, splashed and burned me in a sensitive spot, ruined the damn phone and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!
LOUSY WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!


COSTLY GIFT

Kofi and his wife Adjoa live in USA. Kofi asks his wife, what she wants for their 20th wedding anniversary.
"Would you like a diamond ring?" he asks.

"Not really," says Adjoa.

"Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?" says Kofi.

"No," she responds.

"What about a new home in Ghana?" he suggests.

She again rejects his offer with a "No thanks."

"Well, what would you like for your anniversary?" Kofi asks.

"Kofi, I'd like a divorce," answers Adjoa.

"Sorry, I wasn't planning to spend that much," says Adjoa.

1
OBJ was scheduled to speak at an important convention so he asked one of his special advisers to write him a punch, 20-minute speech. When OBJ returned from the big event, he was furious.

"What's the idea of writing me an hour-long speech?", he demanded. "Half the audience walked out before I finished." The SA was baffled. "I wrote you a 20-minute speech," he replied. "I also gave you the two extra copies you asked for."

2
The businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair before he dropped, exhausted. His concerned wife was right there with a tall cool drink and a consoling word.
"My, you look tired," she said. "You must have had a hard day today. What happened to make you so exhausted?"
"It was terrible," her husband said, "The computer broke down and all of us had to do our own thinking."

3
Giving a man his physical, a doctor noticed several dark, ugly bruises on his shins, so he asked, "Do you play hockey, soccer, or any physical sport?"
"Not at all. I just played ludo with my wife."

4
A building contractor was being paid by the week for a job that was likely to stretch over several months. He approached the owner of the property and held up the check he'd been given. "This is 20,000 cedis less than we agreed on," he said.
"I know," the owner said, "But last week I overpaid you 20,000 cedis, and you never complained."
The contractor said, "Well, I don't mind an occasional mistake. But when it gets to be a habit, I feel I have to call it to your attention."

5
A man was wandering in the woods, pondering all the mysteries of life and his own personal problems. The man couldn't find the answers, so he sought help from God.
"God? You there, God?"
"Yes. What is it, my son?"

"Mind if I put a few questions to you God?"
"Go ahead, my son, anything."

"God, what is a million years to you?"
God answered, "A million years to me is only a second."

The man asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"
God replied, "A million dollars to me is worth only a penny."

The man lifted his eyebrows and asked his final question. "God, can I have a penny?"
God answered, "Sure, give me a second."

Will give it to u.





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