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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Need A Lady In Abuja. by geeflexxx(m): 12:11am On Jun 23, 2015
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Family / Re: Nigerian Men & 'Come To My House' Syndrome by geeflexxx(m): 9:47am On Jun 19, 2015
Timbuktou:
Nigerian women are becoming sick jokes en masse. What exactly is the point of going on a date with a bunch of women who have decided to feast to their hearts' content at the expense of their male companion? What exactly is a date meant to achieve in the scheme of things? You want to go to an impressive restaurant to 'assess' whether the guy is good enough for your time, at his expense.
No, my brothers would rather cut to the chase and if you're not coming to his place, it's on to the next one. There's really not much sense in wooing today's Nigerian woman. It. Is. All. About. The. Money. We now live in an era of 'no romance without finance'. Why should I woo you when all you're after is the money? You can swerve if you want to eat at Barcelos.

Secondly, whether there's a date or you've been invited to his house at first invite, there's no good intentions. He wants to lay you. Stop acting like a trip to a posh restaurant will suddenly wipe out sexual fantasies about you. Or maybe you're saying it's only ok to have those sexual fantasies after you've been wined and dined?


In conclusion, the 'come to my house dynamic' is mostly a move to economise the expenditure of time and other resources considering the margin of success/lack of.


You just said my mind. Foolish ladies came together to stylishly type this trash to let us know that they need finance and food. So after eating all the eatable n spending wholesomely on a cheap bitch she cleans her mouth gist a little and even collect transport fare and leave. After few days she's back again. Thunder go fire una!!!

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / I Need A Lady In Abuja. by geeflexxx(m): 4:36pm On Jun 18, 2015
If your in Abuja, drop ur contacts for a hook up.
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mummies or sex mate are welcome (ladies
only). let's role.....


Note; please no Abuses or insults n if u have
nothing to contribute just pass. Thanks.
Education / Re: Gwagwala Okada Crises! by geeflexxx(m): 9:02am On Jun 01, 2015
Danjuma827:
God will help us all
Amen oo!
Education / Gwagwala Okada Crises! by geeflexxx(m): 8:45am On Jun 01, 2015
It was a shocking experience today as people were seen trekking from their homes to different places of work due to the popular bike (Okada) strike in Gwagwala.

The reason "They want union to stop exploiting them with buying of too much tickets for operation."

Note: Am a student of Unibuja.

Celebrities / Re: Davido Just Bought A New House In US by geeflexxx(m): 11:55am On May 26, 2015
zeetyzin:
So, make we follow go do house warming ba.....no be ya fot na...shebi na baba God do partial....


grin grin grin grin grin grin
Guy u funny ooo
Health / GRAPHIC: Man (drug Addict), Pulls Own Eyes Out And Eat! by geeflexxx(m): 11:53am On May 26, 2015
AN ice addict in a hospital emergency department gouged out his own eyeballs and ate them, a Federal Liberal MP has revealed.

The horrific story was revealed yesterday at an Ice Summit on the Central Coast organised by the Express Advocate to address the epidemic in the region.

Dobell Federal Liberal MP Karen McNamara relayed the story as she opened the summit before a packed auditorium this morning.

“There is nothing at all recreational about this drug,” Ms McNamara said.
“Let me tell you a story that demonstrates this … about a young boy taken into an emergency department for treatment who gouged out his own eyeballs and ate them,” she said. undecided

“We have to get these kinds of stories out to young people — this is not a recreational drug,” she said.

A spokeswoman for Ms McNamara later said the incident occurred at John Hunter Hospital at Newcastle and that she was in the room when the story was related to Ms McNamara by a frontline emergency services officer who wished to remain anonymous.

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Celebrities / Davido Just Bought A New House In US by geeflexxx(m): 7:53am On May 26, 2015
Davido just posted a video on Snapchat saying
he bought a house in the U.S, possibly in Atlanta.
Good for him! More photos after the cut…

Celebrities / Genevieve To Become A Grandmother Soon by geeflexxx(m): 11:59pm On May 20, 2015
The Super star actress had her child
Chimebuka at the age of 16 and as God
would have it, its like her daughter whom
is now 20 years old,has giving Birth.

Genny will automatically become the
sexiest grandmother in town…

Family / Re: Discovered Male Maid Acting As Female Caught... by geeflexxx(m): 7:06pm On May 20, 2015
MarvellousGod:
Hmmmmm.... And The employer must have been leaving her children to his care... embarassed lipsrsealed


But I will really like to know how his performance was over these months. . Was he doing all the chores very well?... You sure say no be frustration and hardship push am into the act? ? As people no wan employ a male househelp, make him disguise noni grin grin

meanyl, he should be questioned well, could hv a criminal motive...

haha very funny...
Family / Discovered Male Maid Acting As Female Caught... by geeflexxx(m): 1:34pm On May 20, 2015
8 Months after Hiring Maid, Couple Discover
The Maid They Hired Was a MAN

(See Shocking Photo)

BoyZ are not smiling ;D8 Months after Hiring Maid, Couple Discover
The Maid They Hired Was a MAN

(See Shocking Photo)

BoyZ are not smiling

Religion / T.B Joshua Heals Crippled Man At Mexican Crusade. by geeflexxx(m): 4:12pm On May 15, 2015
On May 8th and 9th, Prophet T.B Joshua held a crusade at the Aztec Stadium in Mexico City that was attended by over 100,000 people...and there he 'healed' quite a number of people including this man in a wheelchair. I don't know what his story is but as soon as T.B Joshua prayed for him, he got up from the wheelchair and praised God. Hmmmm...

Moving on. CeCe Winans, VaShawn Mitchell, Alvin Slaughter were all at the crusade.

Religion / Prophet, Wife And Child Died.... by geeflexxx(m): 5:06pm On May 10, 2015
A 54-year-old Abia State-born Prophet, Onyenonachi Ihezuk­wu Agwu, has been found dead in his four-room apartment in Umuosu Afugiri, in Umuahia North Local Gov­ernment Area of Abia State.

Prophet Ihezukwu, who was blind was the founder and General Overseer of Faith Healing Taberna­cle Ministry, Nkwoegwu. He was a native of Umukabia, but resided in Umuosu Afugiri, while running his ministry at Nkwoegwu. angry

Others who were found dead with the blind prophet in the apart­ment include his wife, Comfort Ihezukwu who was in her thirties, his 11-year-old son, Emmanuel Godwin Onyenonachi, his daugh­ter, Miracle Onyenonachi Ihezuk­wu, 13 years and his 50-year-old landlady, Mrs Hannah Okpara. Also, three fowls were found dead close to the bathroom of the four-bedroom bungalow. Na waoh!

A very dependable family source who spoke with Sunday Sun on condition of anonymity said that the five corpses were discovered in different places. undecided

His words: “We were called up at the early hours of Sunday, April 19, 2015 and when we got to Umu­osu Afugiri, where they lived be­hind the Methodist Church, we saw hundreds of sympathizers, some crying and others just agonising over the unfortunate incident. We also met policemen from Afugiri Division.

“When we inquired from the police, they told us that they met the generating set on, on arrival. The generator, we were told, was bought three days before their deaths. The generator was found along the passage, inside the bunga­low and the policemen told us that they were the ones that put it off. The police said that the victims probably died from excessive inhaling of carbon monoxide pro­duced by the generator. The man was the only surviving child of his parents, late Mr and Mrs Ihezukwu Agwu. So far, we are his only direct relations, running around for the burial.”

The five corpses were found in different locations in the apartment. The wife and daughter were found in a room, the Pastor’s was found in the dining area, the landlady was found on the passage, close to the generator, and the three fowls were found clustered close to the bathroom.
According to our source, a cur­sory look around the apartment in­dicated that the victims had eaten a meal of rice before going to bed on the fateful night. It was also learnt that the lady was a regular visitor to the home of the late prophet, as she usually join the family for all-night prayer sessions. This probably explained her presence in the house on the ill-fated night.

When the policemen arrived the scene, Sunday Sun was told, they broke the door to the apartment open and met the generator still running and promptly switched it off. Going back into the past, he provided a profile of the late prophet, who he said, had lived in Kaduna for 20 years right from 1990, but relocated from there in 2012 to Nkwoegwu to re-start the ministry which he established while in the northern part of the country.

He disclosed that he was still young when the late prophet left their community for Kaduna, re­vealing that the victim was not born blind. “The blindness developed af­ter the death of his father in August 2002. After a year or two, he devel­oped sight problems, which led to this blindness. When his father died in 2002, he did not come home for the funeral, even though the mother had been dead long before then. He married before going blind.”

Sunday Sun checks revealed that he ran a flourishing ministry that conducted prayer sessions for people. Two years ago, he lived at Nkwoegwu, close to where his ministry was located. Our source disclosed that the last time he visit­ed the late prophet was in Novem­ber 2014.

“After then, I never saw him until this incident happened and we were invited to come to Umuosu. The problem we are having now is how to bury all of them because there is nobody that is directly re­lated to him except we who are his cousins and we are not financially buoyant to take on the responsi­bility of these burials.

That is why we are appealing to Abia state government and other good spirited people to come to our aid. It has become a big problem for us now.

Burying the five persons at a time is not an easy task for us. Our concern now is to get the case out from the police and make arrangements for their burial.

Politics / Re: Isis Open 5 Star Hotel In Iraq by geeflexxx(m): 9:31pm On May 08, 2015
wwwbabe:
Cant wait to go on vacation grin grin grin

how much iz a room
Haha your on your own oh lolZ
Politics / Isis Open 5 Star Hotel In Iraq by geeflexxx(m): 1:35pm On May 08, 2015
ISIS seem to have taken a break from terrorism to launch a luxury hotel in Iraq.

The extremist group has published photographs of its members sprucing up the multi-storey accommodation and grounds after it was recently taken over by militants. grin cheesy


Let this make a front page abeg grin grin grin

Facilities include 262 rooms, two restaurants, two ballrooms, a swimming pool and a gymnasium, and a grand opening appears to have been held on May 1. grin grin grin

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Education / Man Goes Missing Immediately After Collecting His B.sc Cert by geeflexxx(m): 1:27pm On May 08, 2015
A graduate of computer science, Valentine Jegede, has gone missing on the way to his hometown in Kanji, Niger State, after collecting his Bachelor of Science degree certificate.

It was learnt that the 27-year-old man had left Kanji on April 28 to collect his result at the North American University, Cotonou, Benin Republic in preparation for the National Youth Service Corps exercise. cry

PUNCH Metro learnt that he was billed to go to the orientation camp of the corps on Tuesday in Cross River State, where he was posted.

Our correspondent gathered that on his way back from the school, he stopped by in Lagos and passed the night at his friend’s house in Ijede, Ikorodu. He reportedly left for Kanji around 9am on Monday.

The father, Oluwaseun, said his son called him when he was at a motor park, informing him that he was in a bus en route to Kanji. He added that he had been basking in excitement and waiting for his son’s arrival to celebrate the result.
He said, “He told me on the phone that he was at a motor park and that the bus would soon take off.

“One hour later, I tried to get across to him, but his line indicated that it was not reachable. I became confused when it was evening and I did not hear from him.

“I called his friend’s mother, but she was confused too. We have been in darkness since then. We have no idea of where he could have gone to. I just pray he is safe wherever he may be. I jubilated when he informed me that he had collected his result and I promised him a special celebration. He was preparing for his NYSC. The family is in deep sorrow now. Her mother has been crying.”



Valentine’s mother, Ronke Jegede, who also spoke with PUNCH Metro, appealed to the public to avail the family of any information that could lead to her son’s whereabouts. She described him as God-fearing and obedient.

“He is my first son and they are only two. Please pray along with us for Valentine to come back home safe. I believe it is not big for God to do. He is gentle and God-fearing.”

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Crime / Re: Photo Of AAU Female Body Found Close To School Gate by geeflexxx(m): 3:22pm On Apr 07, 2015
As much as the story might be true, d pix used is false. therefore, this story is baseless!!! strangle ni strangle k....
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Abuja Hook Up Zone. by geeflexxx(m): 2:46pm On Apr 03, 2015
If your in Abuja, drop ur contacts for a hook up, sugar mummies or sex mate are welcome (ladies only). let's role.....
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Abuja Hook Up by geeflexxx(m): 12:26am On Mar 30, 2015
call up..

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