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The guy na Dem Dem Bia-Chest-Beta.

They hide under their beds every Monday 🛌 because a fellow man farted continents away.

They run away in their wives skirts at first sign of trouble.

This woman is flogging him for borrowing her skirt

FFK went to Cambridge for Bachelors.. Law if I recall so he was required to talk A LOT.

He's perfect for the role.

Tinubu just has to jerk his leash occasionally.

But he will show IPOB raw pepper 🌶

Singlehandedly conquered them like Tinubu did when he disclosed that Ojukwu took his discarded leftover.

If you like cry... na facts

Your moniker is " Big D Problems"...

Yet sex is overrated. Long rant about girls and then demanding 🫴 hand ✋️ job from prostitutes....

Diagnosis: you're 99.999% likely a gay.

BigDickProblems:
Swollen lymph nodes are usually associated with HIV. Go for a test Bro


When I see people freak for this sex of a thing I just laugh. The reward for your cravings is what you get when you can't control yourself. I am always grateful to God for making me this kind of person I am. I hardly have any sexual attraction to most girls. My spec is always very rare. In a thousand girl, I might not find my spec. From their fingers to their toe nails, their skin color, to their teeth, armpit, smell etc.

Omo B4 I find a girl to say I want to sex, it could take me many months or even a year. This is why I miss my Ex.

Sex is just overrated. Whenever I have a call girl, I only ask for handjob (and she must have beautiful fingers). That's all.

Oops

Please let's be frank. Yam legs 🦵 will win you many medals 🏅

These are proud Nigerians not Biafur0 or Bia-something- something 🤔

AfonjaMozlems:
He's tired of lying.
His family members have started avoiding him.
His children keep saying "ah, Daddy can lie oh"


helinues or Mynd44 can take up the vacant post

Double moniker alert.

Mynd44. This is AfonjaMozlem. Kindly ban for 10 years.

AlhajiCSO:
Ferge001 mnd44 nlfpmd Sen Dminique Mkina2 Rule 2

Explain ...

Send your account details let me expose you as a Chinedu or Chibuzor.

MasterJayJay:
I know people who suffer from mental disaster on nairaland. They always use laughing emoji on comments that is not even funny.

You will shed blood and the thread will stay.

Also you can cry your eyeballs out and Tinubu remains for 8 sweet years.

E pain am die.

Your lines will be barred. And nothing will happen.

You want to be spreading misinformation and propaganda against the FG.

I will stay indoors and watch a movie. Maybe call Amaka over and act out some Brazzer scenes

Did you try to spread misinformation about FG?

Obidients will definitely cry reading this.

They wanted to manipulate North against Tinubu.

They don't know it's far easier to manipulate some foolish " Yoruba But" than to convince North to work with them.

No amount of begging will make North forgive/ forget 1966. The earlier IPOB know that... the better.

2 leaders. Colonial Masters of an erstwhile majority and now minority tribe.

Terrahawk:
Australia, Malaysia, India, New Zealand, South Africa, Indonesia, Thailand, Vietnam, China, Philippines should ban Nigerians with Ibo names from entering their country. They would see the rate of drug smuggling from the African continent drop by 90% guaranteed.

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Even Igbos know their names don cast. Starting to use Yoruba and Hausa names.

MasterJayJay:
nlfmod This is a duplicate thread on frontpage.

Grown man shedding hot tears like a baby

Main habitat for Dem Dem Species :

Males - Prison.
Females - Brothels.
Children - Baby Factory

Warrior99:
You're DELUSIONAL!

OBI will NEVER be President of Nigeria!

He can try for Ohaneze president though as that one is available 🤷🏽‍♂️

He wants to run as Senator in 2027.

Let him start from Senate.

Mrchippychappy:


Dem no dey do Emi Lo Kan for Olympics

Tinubu will still rule for 8 years...

Cry on! E pain am

IPOB are just jealous a Yoruba man "chanced" them to the Throne.

Until they learn to respect their Colonial Masters after the British, we wouldn't allow them to rule.

IbeOkehie:
Questions.

Do you support complete resource control for the Niger Delta or crude oil & natural gas producing areas in general?

Do you support the expulsion of non-Yorubas from Lagos and allowing those expelled to go home and form their own countries in their regions with their own tribes and secede from Nigeria?

Do you support stronger laws AGAINST immigration in the US & UK?

Please I'm NOT canvassing or supporting any view. Just asking out of curiosity.

Thanks.

Good Luck to Nigeria.

Yes to all 3 questions.

1. Niger Delta should take the lion share of all the resources in their region. I would advocate 70% at least. My heart says 90% but that's not going to happen. 50-60% is far fetched but more realistic.

2. Why would some idiots leave their shiithole regions after they have messed it up, and come to insult the residents & indigenes of Lagos who worked hard to make the place a better place ? Go back to your region and enjoy the good governance there. As much as Tinubu is accused of being a dictator, check Governors of Class of 1999, how many are relevant today ? How many still have any legacies ? And NO. I don't support secession. Igbos felt they were smart and refused secession clause. Zik opposed when Awolowo & Sardauna wanted it. Isaacs Boro was mercilessly beaten and arrested by Ojukwu when he wanted to declare Niger Delta Republic. Since Igbos wanted One Nigeria so much, they can't want to run when they have been put in their place.

3. US & UK should flush immigrants out. Blacks especially Africans messed up their continent and refused to fix it. They feel the solution to that isn't to roll their sleeves and work. They just want it " ready made". If we are all forced to stay back, then slowly, people might stop defecating in their own water sources or vandalising transformers or parts of a newly constructed bridge.

If Japan & Germany can rise from the ashes of World War II after being annihilated... do they have 2 heads & 2 brains ?

Done several courses abroad ; undergrad & postgrad
- US, UK & France. Proudly staying in Nigeria. By the way.

What's amusing is that you feel your opinion matters to me. New flash it doesn't..

Maeve7:
Have you read the article? If yes, explain to me what policies this man has implemented to recover the economy and also why these policies will be, according to you, effective.

If not, take your time to read it instead of spewing this nonsense that doesn’t help neither you nor anyone else. Thank you.

JohnAOne:
Peter Obi will NEVER be President.

You're wasting your time on such a LUDICROUS thought

An Igbo will not be President till year 9090.

The only way they can shorten this is to bow to Yoruba, their more gentle Colonial Master.

The North is the more strict Master..left to them, SE would remain slaves forever.

ONLY Yorubas are equals that can insist on Igbos ruling.

Unfortunately, Igbos attack their only hope of liberation all the time. Makes me laugh.

JagabanB:
If lgb0s want national influence on the poIiticaI front, they need to link up with Yorubas, if they want Biafra, they stiII need Yorubas, but they wiII never accept.
They are waiting for northern and Yoruba enmîty which is never going to happen.

Yes Igbos need to bow down to Yoruba's superiority.

They have always beefed us and their sole point of existence is Yoruba Yoruba.

If God gives humans the opportunity to change ethnicity.

99% of Igbos will scramble to change to Yoruba. Not even Caucasians.

CyrusVI:
It's seems at this point, and going by the number of threads being created about this phantom Northern power and all, I'm beginning to think u guys actually fear the Northerners than the rest of the country

They fear Ab0ki more than God.

They don't know Yoruba don't hero worship them like Igbo.

Was it not Tinubu who openly mocked Buhari and told him to behave himself ?