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immortalvoices:


An otuoke man comes to mind

lanicky:
Kilode oooo!

lanicky:
KingTom have no respect for ladies ahh swear.

Well, what do u expect from a quack doctor.

lanicky:
Jeez! I thought u were d on who wrote ..."I dey tear lanicky pant like gen...I dey pound her...nd all those rubbish talk* dunno it's dat stewpid ggrin wey thunder wey won fire her phone still dey sing national anthem*

Nd I don dey vex like kilode....

lanicky:
Na ggrin won cause fight jare....I got a mention without checking who wrote it....so I come dey vex for KingTom.

Evening sis...where av u been?

KingTom:
You see how you allow that Ijapa make e cause wahala? Shey I don warn you make you no play with that ketekete you no gree hear, now see!

KingTom:
Eshu ggrin

immortalvoices:
I con dey pity for ggrin


Sai kingtom baba

KingTom:
Jigi muji?

lanicky:
Lol

Catch ya in the morning sis...meeting don start.

immortalvoices...I see u sweet..goodnyt or goodmorning..whichever.

KingTom...sinner...I won go suck blood ..odabo.

KingTom:
Nobodys fit challenger me four Nairaland!

AlphaGentMan:
Is that really ggrin on her dp??!!! Its a lie

Fine gyal mehn

immortalvoices:
ggrin north again...

U dey take weed wen u dey nairaland ni

Callen lanicky to withness hw u edits my comement or see mine grammatical blonder

Trypa:
Lolzz confam gentle girl

How u dey jare


Abeg who b dis ggrin? His bra mouth is getting out of hand :p

Trypa:
U get time to answer dat drunker
He don't only takes weed but also coke u no na

KingTom:
I dey press lanicky breast like Eba, dey pull lanicky pant like say I wan start Gen, Ain't nobody got time for Romance lanicky!

KingTom:
Constant pounding from behind

KingTom:
Constant pounding from behind

immortalvoices:
Lol....

I am not possession

lanicky:
Gay alert!!
Original ashi!!

alberto2k:
Club no open 2day?

alberto2k:
my first time experience was hell

i juss dey see orisirisi... as i take amu finish instead of make i sleep, i con say mak i watch tv small... na so i our LCD turn black nd white...
i con tune to Channel Tv na news dem dey show, i no fit read headlines but i just see jonathan addressing the nation wearing pant
i say make i close eye sleep bt d sleep no gree come... my eye con open, bright like star shine shine bobo
my...

by luck i sleep small, then i con dey dream rubbish dream say d world don turn to cartoon... for example kingtom be mickey mouse and ggrin be minnie mouse

orijin101 get 3eyes and stephenqueen get 4 fingers, 2dice con get tail and chimerase2 ear con long like Dstv satellite dish, fabdedon con ger mouth way reach him ear and all of dem dey eye prettythicksme

i con wake.... one wicked hungry dey catch son of man, i go kitchen go chaw rice way remain 4 pot, bt b4 i reach kitchen ehn... i hit like 13obstacles b4 i con vex crawl enter kitchen like toddler...

after dat i sleep for almost 12hrs... i juss thank God say dat faithful day my momcee travel since so nobody notice...

i wake up sunday morning, i say make i go church bt my body no gree nd it was best for me, make i no come go stroll go pulpit go slap Rev father for sprinkling holy water..

dont mind the characters i added to the story... that experience is as real as shiii

lanicky:
Na natural thingy na

lanicky:
She's a beautiful gal ahh swear....her only problem is her drunken character..

lanicky:
KingTom!! Come nd write nursery rhyme for ggrin oooo!

lanicky:
Lol.

U would av to write a poem for ggrin too....cos she's already planning to kidnap me.

immortalvoices:
I own her one too
Just waiting for the right moment tho...

It's an inspirational thingy

Stuff just come on me and I flow!!!

lanicky:
No...dat's my twin sis...if i come show u the real front nko...u go faint ni.

Ur yansh still dey do press up where mu own dey. KingTom sef don become blind.

KingTom:
Runs girl