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jakesund: bro i'm getting better...seems seeing ma name on jambs website plus some injection is the antidote of pneumonia....feeling much better ....but the injections i still have to take is scary ...nurses are'nt smiling at all...

congrat bro...make sure u take dose scary injection b4 u get scared again by d sickness....get well soon bro

Adegbemigunjosh: hmmmmm.....oro ni

josh hw fa? I dnt knw if u rmemba me?

jakesund: camizzy i need u on 2go for just five minutes

jake hw u doing?

funtanherb: I have been offered admission to the department of philosophy and ♏Ɣ subject combination commerce,econs,govt. So this clear the doubt that oau accept commerce

yes dey wil admit u bt commerce must nt b in 5 credit required in ur o'level

Samtolly4JESUS: A Food for Thought For Us All

A Wise Man once cracked a joke amidst a large audience and they large. He cracked the same joke again and less people laughed. He Cracked the same joke over and over again until there was no more laughter in the crowd. Then, He smiled and said, 'When you can't laugh over an issue over and over, Why do you keep crying over the same issue over and over again?
Forget the past and Move on! All things in life are temporary. If going well, enjoy! It won't last forever. If going bad, relax! It won't last long either!

Worry doesn't take away today's troubles; it takes away tomorrow's peace. Often, when we lose hope and think this is the end, God smiles and say its just and BEND, not the END. Today is another opportunity to renew your hope and trust in God. The fact that you're still alive is an evidence of the plan and purpose of God for Your life. Whatever you face today, if you'll endure and include the God- Factor Will surely result into Success.

Remember, No Gain without Pain, Even Gold passes through Fire!

If you're among those admitted, Congrats, but remember, 'Its The Beginining Of An End'

If You're Yet to be admitted, don't despair, 'Its Just the End of a Beginning.'

On this note, I'll put to your notice that THE GOD-FACTOR IS THE ULTIMATE FACTOR.


Good Morning Great People!

tanx boss u jux heal me of my worry wound.

Samtolly4JESUS: Awww!

Hope you're sound now

he is even more dan sound speaker....sir jake hope nw mre fyn?

Oga olastep i sight u.wen wil u b online on 2go? Cos i wanna iron and rubber sumfinz wit u same goes to oga jaryeh

Prayer mood activated

Guys jux chill....still loading

michaeltotti: lolz!dix aint saddist issue..u jux spoil d topic abt subject requirement..wch is important...nd u knw opportunity com bt once..mayb dt is gone nw..if wee tender our result wit his litle noledge,he will shed lyt nd we know our stand..nd u turn it to play..what do d pesin dt won it gt?smh o

i knw its important bt d issue here is dat ola who is 2 answer ws nt online to giv an answer and am prity sure olastep is alwaz at our service in given us d adequate answer so y panic perhap we stil hav time even if dere ws a mistake in anyone's olevel.

michaeltotti: hmmmm...seriously tyard of dix thread oo...




Ao cn u b fytim for first to comment on 300page..is dt ur admision list?











Definition of jobleness is:












When pple are fytin for tynz dt wont yield money..like first to comment on 300 pages..smh for una









Tola,gydon,nd emanuel shey na dix sweeet?
Na dix i miss...
Infact where r we in d topic sev wev forgotten sev..mke olastep dey access d subject combo go jhoor when all dix ajisere's is through.#speechless

guy dnt b a sadist nw...life is too short to be sad atlease see d fun in it if u cant see any seriousness.u made mention of d discussn we r thrashing gud u mention it bt seems u dnt knw dat ola was also busy catching fun wit ur mum tola at U.A.E. Sori u were nt taken.....padi mi once again life is jux too 2 b sad. Alafia

papindinho: Nice Rush-hour guys. Am off to kitchen....lolz

u jux dey rush 2 kitchen.wetin pain me pass b say my jollof lukin concotion rice got burnt while trying 2 beat d 300 page....

Fynestboi: “The Paradoxical Commandments
People are illogical, unreasonable, and self-centered.
Love them anyway.
If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish ulterior motives.
Do good anyway.
If you are successful, you will win false friends and true enemies.
Succeed anyway.
The good you do today will be forgotten tomorrow.
Do good anyway.
Honesty and frankness make you vulnerable.
Be honest and frank anyway.
The biggest men and women with the biggest ideas can be shot down by the smallest men and women with the smallest minds.
Think big anyway.
People favor underdogs but follow only top dogs.
Fight for a few underdogs anyway.
What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight.
Build anyway.
People really need help but may attack you if you do help them.
Help people anyway.
Give the world the best you have and you'll get kicked in the teeth.
Give the world the best you have anyway.

hahh fynest don do ojoro...i don vex,i dey go 2go. holamummy is wat am knwn 4 on 2go

God help me

Oluwatola5: #clip tongue in a plyer#

ma'am i tink u nid a hammer

Samtolly4JESUS: Am the first poster on the 299Th page...

Can you see what am sawing??

sam dis one don do u,oya leave d nxt 4 me

300 page on my mind

Ghost mood activated.

Oya lets go dere

Papi no underate me,i might b d one to hit d 300 jackpot

Fynestboi: ehn ehn do u tnk most hidden post re dne by MOD??

Impeach?? #i laff u in greek#

ehn ehn i don tell u o....nw way u don get power,no 4get wetin i yarn u 4 2go abt ANSOAU

papindinho: oga mi, Fynest is now one of the Nairaland's bureaucrats o. No sense of prejudice would be sustained or imbibe into. #Social justice for All.

well well i dey watch him samtolly 150D

Fynest i must nt see any hiden post here and no banning of any user orelse we impeach u 4rm d TP.

Olastep1: I said earlier that OAU has 8 undergraduate hostels.

For male, we have Angola, Fajuyi, Awolowo, and ETF.

For obinrin, we have Moz, Moremi, Alumni and Akintola.

Angola is strictly for male freshers while Moz is strictly for female freshers. Thats why its in front of each other.

Apart from that, as a fresher you may be allocated into other hostels. It happens. But you know, its eportal that do allocates space. You'l apply on the eportal n it'l immediately give u ur bunk/room/block/hall.

Each hall/hostel has its advantages and disadvantages.

The ETF finestboi is talking about is the farthest to the academics section of the school, yet, OAU central market and Bukateria is directly @ its back.

Angola/Moz guys are sometimes irritating, yet, any news or info concerning freshers academics flies quicky.

Awo guys are always disgusting, yet, they'l teach u how to be smart.

Moremi babes are very near to White House/academics, yet, you'l be taught how to live big.

Faj guys and Akintola kokolets are also near academics but their toilets esp faj are mostly unflushed.

Alumni girls have the nicest rooms, yet, they're taught how to stay indoors and cook all day.


Different strokes for Different folks

i tink u r yet 2 answer FB.jamb 2014 use of english questn no
101.if angola hall/moz is guarantee 4 freshers,which hall is guarantee 4 All 200l nd 300?.......
a)awo/moremi
b)faj/akintola
c)etf/alunmi
d)awo/faj

Olastep1: when coming, bring more nails and ur hammer, cos we'l need table

table or tablet?

Wats d hype abt d little tins he can do?

Olastep1: lol... The reason why i havent done it is because i stil wanted to hear issues abt d verification. But dont wori, i'l set up a g-flakes committee to look more into dat

wich i lyk 2 chair it

michaeltotti: APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY my sister
FILL THE FORM IN OWN HAND WRITING AND IN
BLOCK LETTERS.
I, _______________, hereby apply to marry your
daughter Sir. I am _____ years old. Please answer the following questions honestly.
1. Do you go to church/mosque? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No.
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No.
4. Are you working? Yes/No.
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No. If your answer to any of the above questions was
NO, do not continue. Leave my house anddon't
look back. If all your answers were YES, then
continue.
1. In 50 words or more, describe the
disadvantages of cheating in marriage. ____________________ ____________________
2. With the aid of a diagram, explain how you can
give respect to your father in-law or mother in-
law.
3. Suppose your wife says, "honey, I need money
for my hair-style at the saloon", what would you answer? ____________________
____________________
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
____________________ ____________________
5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to
you? ____________________ ______________" Goodluck

i rada nt marry dan 2 remain bachelor....

Olastep1: Before i gist you about Academics in OAU's perspective, lets discuss about freshers verification....

Am telling you now cos its stil fresh in my memory though i just downloaded it from my medulla oblongata...



I pains my heart the day my friend was 'deported' from his choice course to another course.

And apart from that, i witnessed one in my faculty and heard about five cases of students who are somehow related to me i.e friend's friend.

I'm telling you early enough to help you know what you're doing... Infact, you'll be lucky enough if you arent denied the admission.

Please and please, i'm going to list the major requirements. I may not go into detail for now. If you're stil sleeping, browsing and waiting for the admission lists/letter. Its good but please, find something to do about the requirements.

Dont feel that the professor your dad knows will help you do that#


Inshort,

1). Your SSCE result whether WAEC or NECO at not more than two [2] sittings. Mind you, OAU does not accept NABTEB results. It should contain the credit passes (A1, B2, B3, C4, C5, C6) only in the necessary subjects. You can mix WAEC and NECO results. It's allowed. I dont need to remind you that English and Mathematics is needed except you want to study Traditional Medicine (Herbalist). And Chemistry, Physics and Biology for any science student.

2). Your Jamb and Post-Jamb results slip.

3). Your OAU Admission Slip which will be made available to you later on.

4) Your Certificate of Origin. It must be from the Local Govt you wrote in Jamb registration. It must be signed and stamped. You'l present the Original during your verification.

5). Your Birth Certificate from the Hospital OR Declaration of Age from any High Court in Nigeria. It may not necessary be from your Local Govt.

6). More than 30 passport photograph. Dont worry, it's less costly in school. So, you can wait til then.

7). Your Jamb Admission Letter. I intentionally put it as the last because its not that necessary. The reason is because your OAU admission letter may not be on Jamb website during the period of verification. But you'l be asked though.


Hmmmmm.


Ask any question now. Feel free. Or else, we move to Academics....lol

oga ola,one question dat kips bothering me is d issue of waec result.must it b d original result 4rm school/waec or d online print out result nd 2ndly, is testimonial mandated?

Oluwatola5: Only d govt parts in it make sense oo. Wen u get 2 d history parts lyk 'Africa and d wider world' Emperor Menelik, Shekou Toure and all odas dey ar so enormous but intrestin sha but difficult 2 read sha. And dey av irrelevent stuff in it big tym

i tell You,u wil luv it wen d teacher teaches d subject bt reading it is lyk reading an encyclopedia.

Samtolly4JESUS: Hmmm....

Sire Ghydon!

Weeping indeed!

pls pass me d handkerchief **trying to xtend my resting head to d shoulder of lola while still weeping**

notime3555: shey you wrote economic and literature too cos some stuff dey happen for Unilag thread them say goVernment na social science

yeap government is a social science subject.with my little knowledge,government,economics,geography are social science subject.political science is an advance government.