₦airaland Forum

yh....its cool!!

its simple na....jes call ha with d number she used to send d msg to ur dad n tell ha "bae pls don't b angry,I gave u my grandma's Numba"...because if u tell ha its ur dad's Numba,she myt end up going for ur dad.

hopilo:
We don't expect miracles, but we expect you to keep to your promises failure to do same will amount to deception or obtainance of our votes by tricks which is corruption. these are your promises lest you forget:
1. Fight corruption without being selective.
2. Make one dollar = one Naira.
3. 25 millions Nigerians in poverty get #5000 monthly to get out of poverty.
4. Payment of allowance after completion of youth service till the graduate gets a job.
5. Create 3 million jobs in the first one year in office.
6. Generate 40,000 megawatt of power in four years.
7. Build 4 refineries in 4 years.
8. Reduce fuel price to #45 per liter.
9. Provide one meal a day to all student.
10. Provide security to all Nigerians wherever they stay
11. End Boko haram and rescue chibok girls.
12. Remove immunity clause from all public office holder
13. Scrap office of the first lady.
14. Free education for all at all level.
15. Stabilize oil price at $100

all dis r his campaign strategies.....dre z no way he can make one dollar b equal to one naira

God bless u o!!

ever fresh!

Fabdedon:
Wake him up every 2 hours in the night.
He would get used to it

very true

hey guys!!let's party because seyi hunter z a virgin!!

mtcheew

cute

sinaj:
Mtcheeeeew!

*walks outta thread* whu iz comin wid me...

pls wait for me...let's go togeda

badassProdigy:
lolz... i have seen dese one b4 #BADASSbeenstalkingU #Since1969

NEW PICS pls...

ehn...u wl only wait till m ready to change it na...I live a very busy Lyf n I av little tym to take pinshurs..

badassProdigy:
pls ginawest change ur profile pics: i'm tired of stalking dsame old pics ova & ova again...

something z wrong with ur fone..av changed it...its not dat dope one again

deir political issh doesn't affect me...as far as I can walk d streets of Lagos witawt bin harassed for being Igbo,anybody can rule.

dis gal z so funny....especially d part where u gave it hair malt n milk..

well,use Igbo(dat leafy stuff dat pipu smoke)....it works very very well buh b very careful wen buying it o.

it luks cool on kylie

chai!!!u av cut somebody's johnthomas because of practical...y did u do dat kind of experiment on a human?oyinbo pipu sha...

chipmunkey:
Does that mean I'm not allowed to shave my g.f's privates when she visits?

u r allowed to buh it shud b with her full consent

dwarf finding love in a transgender?... love is strange!!

davido jes c wot u av caused....ordinary Kenyans r calling Nigerians whack...

its too hard jare

last year's April fool day, I played a prank...I told my bf den dat I was pregnant. if u c d way dis guy shouted ehn!!in his words"pregnant? for who?I op its not me...u beta go n luk for d owner of d baby because it can't b Me... in fact,m not ur bf o...I don't knw u...shameless gal,useless LovePeddler..u wnt to wreck me abi...I hate u..bla bla bla"I was so shocked.... I quietly sed'its jes a prank,todae z April fool day"d idiot was shocked n he was lyk"baby m so sowie,everything I used was a slip of d tongue"..I broke up wit im dat same day.

good riddance to bad rubbish

badassProdigy:
always FTC ...
nah only u waka come...?

lolz....as u can c na only me waka com

an idle woman shud b d devil's warehouse

d first gal biko..

yoruba--esu

ibo--onyensogbu

English--jerk

sammynwaGod:
imsu keeh .? no vex but na imsu girls cheap pass ....

dd dey ask 10 universities wit d cheapest babes?

m always proud of myself!!its an everyday tin.

lolz...apga surely

God of mercy!!I wonda aw dat woman will b feeling ryt now...dats y pregnant women av to be careful of places dey go to n wot dey say during pregnancy... nobody shud even say it myt b as a result of wot she ate because even if she eats faeces, it won't give d baby horns

wot about imsu?

very nice!!I lyk dat fourth one.