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Na beans oo, beans and plantain

cjswitch:
You pamper the phone ,
Anyways, I sold this phone today
Thanks

Yes oo bro. Congratulations anyways... Oya buy us beer

cjswitch:
So phone never fall from your hand before .
I am the owner and I am not selling 40k

E dey fall, but not to this extent. My 2 years phone is a good as new... If e no dey pocket, is on top table, chances of falling is reduce. Someone asked me if I bought it or recent. I said no o. It's two years plus naa, she open mouth

We all are different in our we handle our stuffs...

That user is rough, crack just to much... 40k

Nawa oo and I dey save money for tecno spark 30 pro

Sirheny007:
The K-legged actress...

Nawa for you oo

NiceLegs:
It Detoxifies The Liver of Alcoholics.

So many Alcoholics drink water daily. Why are their livers not detoxified?

Do you drink? As in you take alcohol?

Detox? I thought that's the job of the liver? Wetin una dey detox again?

Water therapy is fine...

Or do you mean it aids detoxifying

carl90:
You do not have money to buy other food or what ?
Are you a yam farmer that have yam in surplus ?
Still, you need balanced diet containing all the essential nutrients to stay healthy .
Seriously ?
I can't believe I am advising an adult on the essence of taking balanced diet

Hmmm, make God no let us see situations wey pass us... I eat indomie sotey, pie do me.

Indomie morning, afternoon and night or morning, skipped afternoon then indomie night...

alpharoyalty:
There are two things that will keep your marriage
Money and a good dîck.
The rest are manageable

Plenty sense dey ya head bro.

Nigeria will be great again. This I believe

Shalom35:
Tems my babe

Your what? Please stop

xband:
Faxana, I like your waist. Can we link up one of these days?

Her waist? I just check, I no see waist naa

Subtle29:
Off to go check out that bad boy
DeepSeek has humbled them

That thing na baddo

boxypane:
Hope you are aware that the U S in no more sponsoring free Anti Retro Viral Drugs...

He has reversed the order sir..

SurveyR:
Now watching

Part 2. I thought it's in seasons. I have watched season 1 through season 2 episode 10 last episode.

Just finished watching Night Agent

I wonder the type of fun he is referring to...

Missed her tight p**sy

See as person pickin dey carry him matter come Internet... better still why not use AI and be truthful and ask it to analyze the possibility of ur girl being pregnant..

Bahamas95:
Wahala! Wahala!! Wahala!!!




Should we tell him?

You had better hold. No cause trouble...

PresidObi:
So, if I just want to stress you, I will come to your window and shout your name and it will set you off on this panic mode?

I have just learnt how to punish some of my neighbours. People get time.


If you like, call my name by 3am, I will answer loudly and go back to sleep with a smile on my face. If you're an evil spirit, step in, dont stay far and be calling, step in and I will wring your spirit neck

For your mind now, you brave oo .. if I send the least of recruit, you go shit for body

illicit:
Jokes apart...

She didn't kill d snake

Sharp! you be real og

Urheadmaster:



An person will come and say obo na man oo lol this is why wiz dey vex for am be this
Why the showcasing? Wetin go do am of them no post am online

Posting brings in revenue too. Abi you no know

ChizzyBuna:
I used to think juju na scam until i spent time with theze people.

JUJU BLACK MAGIC IS REAL!!!!

There are entities that dwell in the astral planes.
Some give wealth
Some are invoked to spite someone
Each entity has their specialty.

The job of a native doctor is to invoke these astral beings to do his wishes.
These astral beings roam around earth without bodies.
Roaming aimlessley looking for where to cause havoc on earth.


The astral plane is not far from earth.
We do visit astral planes in our dreams, then return back to earth and wake up from sleep.

The only issue i have with these astral entities are they dont give you anything for FREE

You must pay a PRICE!!!

God give me air to brethe freely
God gave me seeds to plant and multiply and feed myself for free
God gives wealth for free

These astral demigods give wealth too, but not for free.
They give it you under weird conditions.
You will get that wealth
But you no go ever get peace of mind

The first comment of the year that have sense

Domainer1999:
Na Naira(#) you dey spend for Russia baa?

Isiewu.

meobizy:
Nothing new.

I only have one nairaland accout

AlphaNugget:
Superstory!!

Your sharp.

IfyAwazie:
Op, na ur name them for address her? She's no longer married to them na.

;Di like this girl mouth

kestolove95:
want to enter sun next year

Roasted meats loading

kestolove95:
Mi I want to enter d sun next year

You want to do what?

Sonofgod1990:
You forget to add something. I lash about 5 different pussies yesterday

Correct guy, one of them get HIV bro