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Venus007:
E dey Kofa. I fit meet course adviser on top sha.

d ones wey I c Na my departmental courses not my study courses...Hw u take c urz sef

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JayBray:
Happy New Month GUYS n GALS

happy new month to you babe..

Venus007:
Fabzgrace abeg how we go do course registratn? ...... UNIBEN has a very poor information netwrk. Mtchew.

u don knw d courses wey u go do?

Astro290:
So wait! Is it on the 18th lectures will fully commence? I thought it was on d 9th

Na 9th dey dere naw

dharay99:

did u jez say "Jesu kris†i"..?
Like yhu sabi Yoruba cuz ah
was finkinq yhu from d eas† judginq ⁴rm ur prev d.p

m 4rm d east Buh I knw Yoruba smal

dharay99:

lol..yea yhu ry†
buh u dunno if I'm †akin i† or no†...

Jesu Christi...u never decide?.. d difference iz just education Na Wats d big deal

dharay99:

emmybassmond, robinray, oluwanifemi96
All new accoun†s...con†eenu una hear...

if u r in ed ecostat we might av joint classes o cos m in educational management-eco

Ebayray:
I'll tell you about the medical clearance lerra.

Yeah, I've done mine...
U passed the GST office wen u were going to the H. O. D office of PPL..
shey u know Dat office dat d door is made of glass, just pass through dere, u'll see a office with an inscription written General Studies Department..
Just go dere along with 2 passport photographs nd pay #6000. Dy will issue you a receipt @guard dat receipt with ur whole life.. When u are issued d receipt, laminate it nd make about 6 photocopies of it... U can't write GST exams without it...

tot medical was 2nd semester

Ebayray:
Oda faculties apply too

dey apply at faculty of law or their own faculty

Ebayray:
Yes dear... @faculty of law

is it only dose in law or other faculties apply 2

education school fees is #46000 o@Craig
Venus she Na does people wey dey outside auditorium Nahim dey do biometrics cos me just go dere I no knw Wetin dem dey do

RobinHez:
Ok cool! Na to sleep remain...


No mind this my phone jare, when I call, one babe pick d call con dey tell me say "sorry! Ur account balance is low, pls recharge ur account and try again"

Na ya sister?

no o...maybe Na my neighbour . make I go ask m y she dey pick my calls

Babice:
oo,sims lyk itz d medikal & edukeision faculty,abi?

was speaking pidgin Na all o...its all o

Babice:
pls abeg biko ejo,eeh,izit 4 al dipatment coz me neva evin c onlyn klerans mony sef,hop itz nt 4 al department?.....................abeg any1 in d social sciences ere?

Na all o

Venus007:
Lol. Na today d Law nack ground oh.Dem say na order 4rm above oh. Dat a lot of studnts dnt pay schl fees wen dey av been cleared. Dey will jst pay d accptance fees, clear den start lectures. I was evn happy dat d clrance process was goin fast so ppl who start late wont meet too much crowd. But nw its gonna be worse cos ppl will av to halt their clrance to look 4 money 4 schl fees den cum bk wen lectures av startd. D rush nd stress will be crazy. I dnt evn pray 4 my enemy to go thru d stress I went thru yestrday.... nd it'll be waaaay worse wen lectures start cos of this new developmnt. Nt evrybody has money on ground. So sad.

my sister...I no pray 4 d kind stress 4 my enemy o..if u c as d clearance officer dey yab person up nd down..I kan dey wonder who I offend till she insulted d next person I became happy wif d insult she gave me

RobinHez:
Lol..I understand!
One of my friend has payed everything...and even bought his textbooks complete


Awwwn...u should rest o, its gonna be a long day 2morow.
Hope u've taken evening food?

Hehe. .I no get appetite Buh I chop sha..shey u 4 call person?

RobinHez:


Owo wambe !!


Abeg no sick o...dis is only the beginning

had planned 2 pay b4 cos m going 2 apply 4 space she u get..its not like d money full ground ..he b like say dem dey pound yam 4 my head

yungEX:
Heard if u don't pay school fees they won't give u eligibility slip. What is this eligibility slip for?
Venus007 abeg answer

Na 2 show say u don b student na

Venus007:
Schl fees abi? Dem dey think say ah dey whyne dem wen I talk am. U got d text 2day abi?

yes o..yesterday dem no tell me bout m..Na 2day dem kan dey tell me say make I go pay my school fees...I just feel 4 dose dah did not make any plans concerning d fees..dem go kan dey find 46k up nd down...Wetin d text mean

RobinHez:
Wow! Uniben is going digital o! Kudos to them...


Pay schoolfees

yes o..school fees...I just weak...would pay it 2moro sha...dese people don make me fall sick

blueto:
Blatant delusional assertion!

I just booked my hostel accomodation today by going to Hall 3 site.

when I arrived there, they only demanded for my Uniben Admission Letter without demand for any monetary payment, online transactions and any other forms of imperative prerequisite!!

The official alloted a room with a name to me and I documented the name after he stamped my daul admission letters and issued one of them to me.

I was adjured to procure a newly pristine mattress since the erstwhile ones are already infected and desecrated with arthropods (bed bugs) that fosters malevolent pathogenesis.

So I am licitly eligible to occupy my hostel without any interpallative impedements.

Be witty!

a temporary space or a permanent one

RobinHez:
Wow! Congratulobia!
U guys are enjoying o...

We dat started from day1 ..we're still here!

dem send me text o...I dey fear o.. Yr attention is needed to complete yr clearance in d auditorium @ dept of educational management desk 2moro by 10am..nd dey sed I av 2 pay my fees b4 I collect eligibility. .

RobinHez:
How did today go gloryaaa?

gr8...dem done clear me

RobinHez:
Ehn..
Buh as we don follow each other...u just need to use pm button. Na direct now!

cin?

RobinHez:
Na me suppose ask you o...

Abi u no dey check ya mail ni I messaged u already!

he cast o...Na only d one wey dey my fone I dey use c message

RobinHez:
Wash which linen? Na crime?
I AM NOT THE HOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Until I Say so!


I neva finish o

u never still c m

Samsantos9:
As long as your first name and surname are same in your Waec and Jamb you'll probably not have any problems...

is jamb original result necessary 4 physical clearance

RobinHez:
I dinor see anything na...abeg resend jor
Er...

cin?

RobinHez:
I haf nor see anything o


26? ooooooh! Why na?

I af send d mail tipe tipe..check joor...u won't b in school on Monday?

Emodeee:
Gloryaaa, pretty orobo to badt, hw var?

mo wa ni lane mi

clearance date on 26...abeg o if una c me make una Holla o...@Robin u af nur c my mail?