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funny write up

mhizesther:
Haba, it's not that bad for guys joor, stop exaggerating

lol It Is....Buh You Nt A Guy So You'd Be Clueless

weytin concern me

DeadRat:
is The Result Given In Numbers or How

numbers...

DeadRat:
give Me A Link Make I Go Check My Own

check the free work out at mensa.org...its not the real test tho...just gives u an idea

DeadRat:
how Did You Know Your Iq level. Do We Take Iq tests In Nigeria

LOL...you can calculate yourself using standard variables of the stanford binet test...there are online resources like mensa too..

DeadRat:
actually We Have People With IQ above 200 are You Sayin You Want To Be Worshipped

only About 1% Of World Population Has I.Q above 190 according to mensa....buh thats besides the point (both einstein and hawkings had only 160 I.Q yet see what they achieve while those 210I.Q have'nt done anything worthwhile.)so I'll be remembered nt cause of my intelligence buh for my contribution to every endeavor of our pitiful human existence...

DeadRat:
how Do We Define It

lol...Time Will Tell,it always does. But Here's a glimpse..He'll be the one who transcends Rockefeller(1st Billionaire),becomes (1st trillionaire)...He'll Also Transcend Both Jesus Nd Mohammed(Greatest human entities)becomes Worshipped As a divine being...He Has already surpassed Einstein And Hawkings,and i dare say Newton Too(I.Q 195).....hate tooting my own horn so i'll just stop here!!

the genius who changed the way we defined SUCCESS!!...

emblem2d:
hello Nairalanders pls i need yo8ur advice; it's over 1 month now that i had an accident on bike which resulted to sprain on my both ankles. i didn't settle down to treat it well, i was engaged in long distance walk which later increase the pain than how it was. then i was told to stop exerting pressure on it, that i should wait for some month that it will heal by itself.

but what baffles me the most is that, so many persons are saying that ankle and knee sprain heals faster in children than in adults and am 21 now, i've been masturbating for 3yrs. even when i sprained my both ankles i still masturbate till now.
just yesterday i began to reason; could it be as a result of the masturbation that is making itt not to heal fast? because, they says it heals faster in children, and they are not sexually minded.
cc lalasticala, mynd44

Whats The Relationship Btw Healing Nd Masturbation Sir

pocohantas:
What kind of joke is this? What's wrong with approaching menopause? It's a phase in a woman's life...a phase only the living get to experience.

A sensible one spotted..

congrats bruv....lookin cool !! but !! but knowin ur usual shenanigans y wait a whole two years 'fore posting it....#notconvincingenough

Nice write up!! if only they'd read and learn

Pricelessangel0:
I have just begin to wonder after some experience that i found their penis disgusting which usually make every pleasure to die at the point they broight it out. so am asking my fellow ladies i there anyone that share the same view with me that penis are disqusting even in its risen state?. my opinion dou. LMAO

Mtchww Who Is Beggin To Like The Joystick?? Its Simply Your Loss

agbonkamen:
Marriage na scam...

well Done Ma...Benin Gals,I Hail De!!

HumanistMike:
Your dick is small.











Your brain is small.

lol savage!!

k

HERSLEY:
hmmmm u eh....u r too fast. Chill

i really don't nairaland much, wanted to talk to you on whatsapp....

HERSLEY:
hmmmm u eh....u r too fast. Chill

lol... Chilling ... In fact that's my middle name!!

True words!!!who they wan oppress??...even in the pitiful ojukwu's biafra these minorities were treated unfair,constantly called sabouteurs,that they weren't loyal to the cause....innocent people!! even if they go now,they'll stil call for their own "biafra" when they feel slight oppressed...

Did All these nd more for some mumu bae bck then in sch...result=i become maga!!!guy wey dey sub her phone to chat wit oda guys!! fix her hair so oda guys go smash....mtchwwe THE ONLY WOMEN THAT DESERVE TO BE TREATED RIGHT IS MY MUM ND WIFE...note i said WIFE not babe

blood of zachariah!!!

Sabrina18:
Nice, preach it!!

lol...

IamLEGEND1:
I don't even know what to do with this information.

LOL...i second this!!!

Cindychinny:
I bet she is not going anywhere with that ridiculous outfit she has on.

Ridiculous!!Interesting Description :-)

HERSLEY:
lol u r crazy

yeah i get that alot !!!You lookin chic, DM'ing you.... guessin that ok!!!

HERSLEY:
so if I give u, u ll av a rubber on

sure na...altho you'd make the perfect baby mama!!!

lwkm

ok