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I don't mind the attention. in fact you are helping me realize dreams of my own. My objective is to become a real woman cassanova. A thief of women's hearts.

well, it's nice to know you want to be a jigolo later in your life.

well, enjoy while fulfilling your dreams

This kind of topic are getting rampant. And frankly, they're boring the hella of me!

This is exactly the kain thing you women like. See as you swarm me like flies on shit.

So this is what you call toasting?
oga o.
Naija women don suffer!

Please tell him.

Yeah let's do that. Tell me the most romantic idea your man has ever proposed to you. I will top that by a golden mile. Let me pitch an example to you. I would sneak out of bed to take a shower and brush my teeth with Mclean before you wake up so we can have hygienic good morning sex.

Oga o.
I no fit shout!
You try with ya toasting sha. Try harder!

No be only ojuelegba. Na this be the kain romance I don dey talk. This be the kain thing wey naija girls dey fancy.

Na the naija girls wey you dey toast. oniranu

Except you didn't come at me with cutleries or machete. You came at me with the loving embrace and warm hugs of a fully developed romantic woman.

Were!

Get back to topic!

@topic
beauty
jenny
ibk
ruky


NL is getting dryer without this peeps.

Follow the discussion, baby

Finch is stylishly feeling the hots for me.

Nawa o.
So if a woman comes to your apartment with guns and knives, she's feeling the hits for you too?

no.
finch to be honest you need a man that knows your worth.

Did we discuss my status?
For all you know, I might be single, married, or divorced.
Does it matter to you?
If not, kindly stay off that route.

It doesn't matter what you think. What is important is that I care.

Funny thing is, it matters not if you care or not.
That's your own burden.

Anyways, are you done contributing to the thread or what?

@CH3COO
Which ever one you think it is. I care not

@Gamine
Hmm! And you believed that?
Matter of fact, I'm from Namibia if it makes you feel better

@CH3COO
Nawa o.
Kini tie? abi wan sekpe fun e ni?
shior


&Btw, Gamine, it's Finch.

@topic
Giving flower = tacky.
Seems that old women in the hospital prefer flowers to anything else. I mean, the flower's foreshadowing their future. One minute you're up, next you're dead. hmm!

@oyinye
sorry baby girl!
I prefer speaking my language.
Its the best way to deal with this peeps.

BACK TO TOPIC!!

poopu ke, never, just dey trip small. i dey siddon gboin gboin. we don't ned to soro ife. what we all need to start doing is sere ife. babies are becoming extinct in nigeria; there's too much malaria and cholera.

Iwo ati tani lo nse ere ife? hmmm, oso fun mi wipe mi gbudo try gold digging pelu e. iwo tin soro ife.
arakurin, okin gboron.

Ti awan obirin oba pko si naija, talo ndi ite man ese e? Oje fi awan obirin sile, ko le fe awan okurin. wan po si naija.

If you try that with me you will not walk away with a dime. In fact you will pity yourself for not asking for payment before service. I go chop and clean mouth well well.

ore mi, oma ku ise o. Ngba wo lemi ati iwo jo soro ife? ngba wo ni mo so fun e wipe ma try e?
oje rora!

I know you understand welli well, why are you popping a vein for me eh?

you too dey like money. rubber neck. gold digger.

Oh yea, I probably didn't tell ya before, but baby, I'm a gold digga.
As long as am not digging ya, don't worry about it.

yes O! gold finch, but you are asking for too much now.

What's too much about it?
I'm being so nice. I usually ask them to fill my bank account. brim brim!

But which one is finger odor?
Nawa o, I just dey learn new grammar everyday.

Oh, I get it. the finger stench because he's been scratch his balls.

Anyways, any body odor is nasty. period!
Shey na breast odor ni tabi forearm odor ni o, they're all disgusting.

@studentetc
Yes o. Something like a new key to a new car. now that is so romantic!

@ibk
lmao!!

No. Period!

I'm allergic to cigars, alcohols, illegal drugs etc.

Why should I? So I can wait around and find out which type of mouth cancer he has?

Ehrrrm no!

I am not into flowers. Give me flowers when you want to apologize or whatever, I will throw it inside the trash can right in front of you.
What do I want to do with flowers? They'll die eventually.

Yes.

Some people are worried about it.
Some people are content with it.
While others just don't give a @#@$@!.