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PoliticsRe: List Of Witnesses Nnamdi Kanu Wants To Call In His ‘treason’ Trial by Goo0dHardDick: 9:57am On Oct 24, 2025
Mynd44:
The list is unserious. They might decide not to come. You cannot force them to testify
Dude you don't know anything yet. Those witnesses will be forced to appear in court wether they like it or not. They're called compellable witnesses
CelebritiesRe: Cubana Chief Priest Hails Davido As He Meets French President, Emmanuel Macron by Goo0dHardDick: 9:50am On Oct 24, 2025
SlavaUkraini:
People dey call Cubana chief Priest Mr Follow Follow

But the guy don use style take enter the corridors of the high and mighty just by following someone that knows the way...

Lesson 1: In this Life, Follow who know Road .... You nor go miss your way
Look the picture Very well. How does CP looks like to you? What's the bringing out of his tongue for? Who dress like that to meet a president of a country? It's an official event not a street gathering
CelebritiesRe: Peller Made Over ₦70m In Just 5 Minutes During A Tiktok Official Match(vid) by Goo0dHardDick: 9:40am On Oct 24, 2025
Yahoo boys used this guy to do pick up. If you know you know
RomanceRe: The Faster Way To Make A Girl Lose Interest In You by Goo0dHardDick(op): 3:20am On Oct 23, 2025
SpencerForbes:
Guy grin you never update the other one, you don create another one.
Why don’t you use this one has a continuation to that one. To make it more interesting 🤔
🚶‍♂️
I'm on it. I'll update it bro.
EducationRe: Are Nigerian Parents Spoiling Their Children? by Goo0dHardDick: 3:00am On Oct 23, 2025
joyteachdaily:
so as her teacher I'm not qualify to do that? hmm
In overseas you don't ask kids to kneel down, that's a crime on it's own.

However, this is Africa and we believe in disciplining a child but this woke mentality everyone now has in tearing our culture apart. Next time just score her zero for the assignment
RomanceThe Faster Way To Make A Girl Lose Interest In You by Goo0dHardDick(op): 8:10pm On Oct 22, 2025
The faster way to make a girl lose interest in you is to tell her "you love her, and that"she should be your girlfriend".

The above statement will instantly make a girl lose interest in you, even though she initially wanted you. Immediately you tell her such statement , She runs while you do the chase! It'll never happen, even if it happens, she only dated you out of pity! It's a mind psychology! Don't ask a girl to be your girlfriend. Let her assume you are already dating, While you keep doing your thing on her body!

Seun mynd44 justwise nlfpmod
RomanceRe: Why I Prefer Being The Side Guy Than Being The Main Boyfriend by Goo0dHardDick(op): 7:54pm On Oct 22, 2025
Silentgroper:
Gbam!!


Una just dey cast format this days .....

This format has gotten to more cunts than anyone can imagine .

Funny enough, she gives as much attention she gives boify..

But once once, you go drop something like that Sha but it's not definitely as much as boify not even close too ..
Wetin U go drop no reach 0.1% of what her main guy dey drop for her
RomanceRe: Why I Prefer Being The Side Guy Than Being The Main Boyfriend by Goo0dHardDick(op): 7:48pm On Oct 22, 2025
SpencerForbes:
Never ask a girl to be your girlfriend
The dey any guy asked a girl to be his gf, that day she immediately loss interest in everything.
RomanceRe: Why I Prefer Being The Side Guy Than Being The Main Boyfriend by Goo0dHardDick(op): 8:14pm On Oct 21, 2025
TheFreshVanilla:
If you’re really ‘too wise to be foolish,’ then be wise enough to pick women who don’t easily move at the flash of naira. Being the side guy doesn’t make you smart, it just proves you’ve got no game outside of being used.
Actually, reverse is the case here. It means the side guy got more games than you who appears to be the main generator getting played on by your beloved girlfriend.
RomanceRe: Why I Prefer Being The Side Guy Than Being The Main Boyfriend by Goo0dHardDick(op): 8:12pm On Oct 21, 2025
TheFreshVanilla:
Keep bragging about being the backup generator. You’re not a ‘side guy’, you’re just a human vibrator with no dignity.
I am so happy being the human vibrator. While you're the main generator
RomanceRe: Why I Prefer Being The Side Guy Than Being The Main Boyfriend by Goo0dHardDick(op): 5:44pm On Oct 21, 2025
Tenrack:
bro abeg drop more OT with real life examples make we learn grin
I will bro

Lol, there's a lot
RomanceRe: My Experience At A Supermarket Today. by Goo0dHardDick: 4:18pm On Oct 21, 2025
OP, those yahoo guys can and might have smashed all those girls in that supermarket.

I am speaking from experience.

In my hood and area, all the pos girls and young girls around both those working in supermarkets, hotels and restaurants have all been knacked by yahoo guys coming there.

Money drivers girls nut
RomanceWhy I Prefer Being The Side Guy Than Being The Main Boyfriend by Goo0dHardDick(op): 4:13pm On Oct 21, 2025
Main boyfriend is another name for "mugu".

I prefer being the side guy in a girl's life or relationship (another name for side guy can be term as "bestie"). My job is to just do my thing and leave. The main boyfriends carries all the loads on his head, bills, payments, her feeding etc, while the side guy just keeps satisfying her konji on a steady. This is my story with several girls I have met. They all have boyfriends but yet kept coming to my house on a steady. Mind you they'll be at my place and bill their boyfriends for either anything and the guys won't hesitate to make transfer.

I feel main boyfriends are suffering. It is far better to be the side guy than to be the main boyfriend.

PoliticsRe: Bandits Kidnap Doctor, Patients From Nasara Nursing & Maternity Home, Kaduna by Goo0dHardDick: 4:00pm On Oct 21, 2025
Normal news. Nothing new!

Next please
CultureRe: Nigerian Pidgin English Is One Of The 15 Most Spoken Languages In The World by Goo0dHardDick: 3:51pm On Oct 21, 2025
It's not a news!

Nigeria, Ghana and some Africans speak Nigerian pidgin English.

Well, I'm just here to remind my fellow men that in all they do, they should never act desperate over a girl. Esp a girl you're just wooing. The faster way to get her uninterested is to chase her and act desperate, you'll be kicked to the friendzone!

Here are the rules!

1. Never ever act desperate
2. Don't ever double text her (no matter the urge or excitement you're feeling at the moment)
3. Match energy for energy
4. Don't always be in a hurry to respond to her chat right away (it's a sign of desperation. Instead take an hour or more before responding to her texts)
5. Don't tolerate disrespect
6. Have the abundance mindset (women respect men with so many options)
7. Never beg for sex
8. Guide your attention (don't give it out to a woman easily)
9. Don't always be available
10. Never seek for her Validation (a king doesn't need a woman's validation to be king)
CrimeRe: Wahab Aisha: Video Of Kidnapped Edo Lady — Abductors Threaten To Kill Her by Goo0dHardDick: 3:46pm On Oct 21, 2025
They didn't see politicians to kidnapped. Na this innocent poor girl dem see?

Wetin this girl do them.

Nigeria is gone
CelebritiesRe: “DJ Cuppy Doesn’t Like Nigerians” — Ex-fiancé Ryan Taylor Alleges In Interview by Goo0dHardDick: 3:40pm On Oct 20, 2025
That's exactly why she's not married at her age.

The white men she wants doesn't want her. They're not even looking her ways at all
CrimeRe: Sowore Flees As Police Open Fire On 'Free Nnamdi Kanu' Protesters (Video) by Goo0dHardDick: 1:18pm On Oct 20, 2025
He who runs away today, lives to do another protest tomorrow. Sowore is wise
SportsRe: Having Nigeria At World Cup Important – Drogba by Goo0dHardDick: 10:24am On Oct 20, 2025
Falseprofet2:
Why will they be
Anyone can make a statement
S/A has qualified already.

Don't make scenarios up in your head
SA sport minister said he doesn't want Nigeria to qualify. Now drogba said the opposite
SportsRe: Having Nigeria At World Cup Important – Drogba by Goo0dHardDick: 10:20am On Oct 20, 2025
South Africans will be pained by this comment from drogba
CrimeRe: Police Open Fire To Disperse #FreeNnamdiKanu Protesters In Abuja (Video) by Goo0dHardDick: 10:19am On Oct 20, 2025
Codepain:
Don’t be a coward go to protest ground and say it
We need more fols in prison
I'm not the cause of your frustration and stupi.dity this early morning
FamilyRe: Nigerian Lady Cries Out As Her Brothers Wife Makes Him Fence Their Compound(vid) by Goo0dHardDick: 9:20am On Oct 20, 2025
I'm happy this is coming from a woman.

Lemme tell you something, women love the preaching of Geh Geh alot. They want their brothers to learn and be like Geh Geh but not their boyfriends or husbands because they prefer those ones as simps.

This woman knew her brother is a simp hence her wailing. Women cannot take what they dish out to men online when it comes to their own families. Anyway, as a man, never ever leave your family just to impress your wife or gf. Your brothers and sisters including your parents MUST come first before your wife. Your family were and will always be there for you no matter what. Your wife is a total stranger who can walk out of u and the marriage at any time and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it.
CrimeRe: Police Open Fire To Disperse #FreeNnamdiKanu Protesters In Abuja (Video) by Goo0dHardDick: 9:13am On Oct 20, 2025
Has the protest started already?

FG should do the needful and free kanu
PoliticsRe: Breaking News!! Free Nnamdi Kanu Protesters Arrested In Abuja (photos). by Goo0dHardDick: 9:13am On Oct 20, 2025
Meanwhile USA is on fire with massive protests with the caption "No kings" as we speak yet no one has arrested them
EducationRe: I Gave My SS2 Student A Physics Assignment, She Answered “masturbate” by Goo0dHardDick: 9:01am On Oct 20, 2025
Ordinarily flogging or canning a child should be banned in Nigeria schools.

Dude, that girl is obviously longing for a big rod inside her. Ss1 female students dey knack, let alone ss2.

Was her answer just masturbate? Or I want to masturbate?
TravelRe: 40yr Old Man Set To Leave Nigeria Dies In Hit-and-run Hours Before His Flight by Goo0dHardDick: 10:28pm On Oct 19, 2025
Nawa oo

This man village people was waiting for him on a standby
Foreign AffairsRe: Tory Wants Kemi Badenoch Removed As Party Leader Ahead Of Next General Election by Goo0dHardDick: 1:49pm On Oct 18, 2025
DelilahMakinde:
And what is UK ?

Nothing going on there...
Ok. I hope you're not in the UK or have intention of going there? Because if you are, you better come back and stay in Nigeria where something is going on
🤡
Foreign AffairsRe: Tory Wants Kemi Badenoch Removed As Party Leader Ahead Of Next General Election by Goo0dHardDick: 1:42am On Oct 16, 2025
Supported.

She should be removed ASAP. This woman wants to cause serious problem for Nigerians intend coming to UK
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Benin: 2026 FIFA World Cup Qualifiers (4 - 0) On 14th Oct 2025 by Goo0dHardDick: 1:39am On Oct 16, 2025
FILEBE:
Wondering what you will say now . You were confident that we wont be playing any playoffs even if we scored 35.
Is playoff qualification?

Dude, SA, Egypt, Tunisia and others already qualified for the world cup and Nigeria hasn't qualified yet.
RomanceRe: See What Moved Me To Get Married. by Goo0dHardDick: 5:52pm On Oct 15, 2025
Towma:
Men and audacity sha
Imagine if a woman started a topic to say she only got married because she needed a husband to provide for her aged parents.
That's exactly why men are the prize 🏆

Men choses who to marry but women wait to be chosen.

If you can pay a man's groom price, take care of him and provide for him then why not? Go ahead and propose marriage to him so he can take care of your aged parents
HealthRe: My Wife Has Pcos And Haven't Gotten Pregnant . Kindly Provide Solutions Pls. by Goo0dHardDick: 5:50pm On Oct 15, 2025
If na people be your problem, then U never ready!

I'm sure you didn't meet her a virgin even before last year.

When we say men should marry virgins, y'all will think we're joking.

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