₦airaland Forum

marryin him wld b phunz  . laff go scatter ma head

_{aww again!? fingaz too buzy ni. no vexing}

@ OP
he dey live up to his rating

((( )))

_{heheh bollywdazz r d best o. .is Kim Kardash Indian? make i google am}

@ OP
PattyWorldwyd

_{sowwy my mind typed 'his' bt ma fingaz typed 'her'; they were too buzy in hunnybuta pot to concentr8}

@ OP
can live up 2 her rating

jump what! jo ma jump anyfin o; sharkz dey down below. cant a4d losin u naw. calm down.
*diallin n makin a call*. .'hello, how u Capt Adrian. em plz i need 2 charter 1 of your jets ryt away. . yes, yes. .lag-cairo. .yes plz. u gat somth to bring very urgently. .oki. tx, Capt'

@ OP
ovher and ovher!

_{ooo me gerrit. .hunnyButazone. .me khan sccop d hunny+buta wt ma fingaz, sprread on buredi for chopz. hmm}

@ OP
he lost her binocularz

_{me iz afryding ur hand ooo. .tz too hmmm. .and i no wan xplhode again}

@ OP
HollywoodPatty

_{chei! we don reach take-off power, we cant abort take-off. moreover, i'll get d designer 2 meet us on arrival wt new shoes}

u kwul naw?

_{smh, na bedtym b d next injecshunizashun, make i dey rubz dz 1 4 naw}

@ OP
whizzin u off ur feet

u berra kum naw naw, i don reserve dem four queenz for u

buta ghana abi? *lwkmd, tears comoting frm ma eyez o*

@OP
jolly gud fellaz

announcing rheadiness 4 take hoff. 'al pax fix ur belt plz. cabin attendant plz take ur seat'. here we goooooo . ._{i hope ur tea no spill o}. .we'l c yall in cairo!

_{yeeeeeee i nefa rekovah frm 1 u wan injectionizashun me again! *takin 2 ma heelz*}

@ OP
anoda way of sayin u gat sontin lyk d guy who came up wt d phormula

wiaz dh@!? stop shaming me in puhblik, a-j-p!

_{caro don go saro tey tey. we fit cash ha in rio. if not, no dodo for ye}

@ OP
yo!

_{tanz plentifully. ma bum dey ache frm ur injectinizationz}

@ OP
e=mc² kinda fella

dubai via cairo

no wahala: we'll get it in d soukous in Cairo

oki. afta tea. .

_{i no mynding o}

@ OP
she nt only pwotektz d azz, she pweservez ma tummyz 2

_{ahn ahn me know wat me n mom chose 4 yu naw. na me test am sef 4 d khorna wia we boughtin it!}

@ OP
witty, u can see 4 yasef

ddnt tel yu, i ordered 3m: 1m for ya 2k9 dudes. .

skye bank. . sayin 'Yes'

_{stronga pakohz r history}

pattin her as she makes b/fast

done. order arrives 09:30

oki anyoo. u iz ta san san wel wel baje baje *inhaling* hmmmmaaaaaaaaa

i go chop ur t/pick, com chop u 4llow. u 4gotten i b a-c s!

@ OP
patty tapping

wat! ow cumz itz torn!? lemme order nu 1. me khant use iya ojo'z abeg: dont want no fish flu

me wuz dere wen she was boughting it at Gucci. check d label itz A-J-P Gucci

hmmm no kohment! maut no fit talk again

nah nah use d 1 i got u frm dubai naw. .iya ojo's dey scenting roasted fish

A-J-P from Gucci, me thinks. let mom confirm