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CrimeRe: Chukwudi Iwuchukwu Raises Alarm Over Intimidation In Anambra Market by Goonnik: 2:17pm On Apr 07
OAFMods:
This people will be shouting agbero in Lagos while worse takes place on their living room. Shameless people.
They are 🤡
CrimeRe: Chukwudi Iwuchukwu Raises Alarm Over Intimidation In Anambra Market by Goonnik: 2:16pm On Apr 07
AllBlack:
₦1,000 daily. Wetin happen?
Ask your people sad est
RomanceRe: 10 Signs That A Woman Doesn’t Like You by Goonnik: 12:54pm On Apr 06
[quote author=ItuExchange post=139008764]10 signs she is not into you

1. She doesn't text you back.

Women are communicative. If you text a girl, and she likes you, chances are, she will reply to you. And soon! If she isn't answering your text messages, that is a surefire sign that she just isn't that into you.

2. She avoids being alone with you.

If she always says things like "I'll meet you there," or if she never wants to hang out alone with you or at your house, she probably doesn't like you.

3. She doesn't ask you any personal questions.

If a woman isn't 'mystified' and 'curious' about you as a man, odds are basically zero that she's going to be interested in you.

4. She tries to tell you all her bad qualities.

Pointing out all her faults is a way to tell you that you should find someone who is better suited for you, or that she is just not into you.

5. She doesn't care about the topics you're discussing.

If she doesn't seem to care about anything you're talking about, odds are good that you just need to accept that this particular woman probably isn't the woman for you and move on.

6. She is always busy.

If she is constantly telling you that she can't possibly get together because she is so busy, then you may want to consider that she is making up excuses because she doesn't want to see you.

7. She just doesn't pay attention.

If her attention is primarily on anything other than you, and if she doesn't seem excited to be spending time with you, that's the number-one universal sign that you're not her #1 choice.

8. She flirts with other guys around you.

Almost always, if a girl is flirting with another guy completely oblivious to your presence, chances are, the girl doesn't like you back.

9. She doesn't flirt with or touch you.

If she can be around you without wanting to reach out and touch you, then there is little chance that she is interested in you.

10. You're the one making all the effort.

If the girl you like isn't shy, and she's literally not texting you first, making plans with you, or even interested in keeping a conversation going, take the hint.

By Bello Osagie, Quora

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Who cares nobody
Christianity EtcRe: Esther Ajayi Distributes Tinubu-Branded Easter Packages To Church Members by Goonnik: 10:04am On Apr 06
Amotolongbo:
Don’t you think that the rice is by far more expensive than queuing up for a malt and a gala
Lols don't mind them,they doesn't reason well.
Christianity EtcRe: Esther Ajayi Distributes Tinubu-Branded Easter Packages To Church Members by Goonnik: 9:58am On Apr 06
OgwuEgo:
She looks like she has body odour with her very oily old face.
When last did u take your bath??
Christianity EtcRe: Esther Ajayi Distributes Tinubu-Branded Easter Packages To Church Members by Goonnik: 9:44am On Apr 06
Christianity EtcRe: Esther Ajayi Distributes Tinubu-Branded Easter Packages To Church Members by Goonnik: 9:42am On Apr 06
mrvitalis:
Lagos with over 100 billion dollars federal investment since 1914 have tap water?
Yes many.


Go back to your state wailer.
PoliticsRe: I’m Not Afraid, I’ll Never Be Intimidated – Seun Okinbaloye Fires Back At Wike by Goonnik: 9:35am On Apr 06
JAMO84:
Everyone with sense would know that the the minister didn't mean it literally
Don't mind those obi 🤡
PoliticsRe: I’m Not Afraid, I’ll Never Be Intimidated – Seun Okinbaloye Fires Back At Wike by Goonnik: 9:27am On Apr 06
PrinceOfLagos:
Peter Obi will cure Wike madness if elected as president

Infact, Wike will run out of this country if Obi is voted In as president and we will make sure that Peter Obi recovers all Abuja stolen land and river state resources that Wike is using to help APC destroy our beloved country.
Be giving yourself false hope obi can't never be president.
CultureRe: Things That Were In My Parlour In The 1970s And Early 1980s. by Goonnik: 9:23am On Apr 06
Kayblaqq:
Normally person born that year suppose to don get like 7 children 🏃
Grand children broo
PoliticsRe: 2027: INEC Plotting To Deny Peter Obi Presidential Platform – Obidient Movement by Goonnik: 9:15am On Apr 06
Dshocker:
Look at them, useless paid defenders of useless APC, all commenting back to back.
Oya cry cry baby.

Keep crying
PoliticsRe: 2027: INEC Plotting To Deny Peter Obi Presidential Platform – Obidient Movement by Goonnik: 9:13am On Apr 06
franchasng:
Peter Obi the man greater than the President of a nation.


The most powerful politician in Nigeria that commands more respect and is feared more than the President even without holding any government office cool


Peter Obi, the man who appears more in media and in the mouths of those in government than the man they call President, isn't this a wonder? shocked cheesy
Be counseling yourself I feel your pain.
PoliticsRe: 2027: INEC Plotting To Deny Peter Obi Presidential Platform – Obidient Movement by Goonnik: 9:09am On Apr 06
Kayblaqq:
This man will never smell Aso rock garden flower, I come in peace ✌️
Amennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
PoliticsRe: 2027: INEC Plotting To Deny Peter Obi Presidential Platform – Obidient Movement by Goonnik: 9:07am On Apr 06
Lithiumite:
Una don start again.....nah apc tell obi and his cohorts to go and hijack another party leadership illegally......nah apc tell obi to not be able to consolidate his gains from 23,his inability to manage a small party like LP throws up serious doubts about his ability to manage a complex and problem ridden country like Nigeria.
Don't mind him small lp party he can't manage and e wan rule Nigeria, what a big fraud.
PoliticsRe: 2027: INEC Plotting To Deny Peter Obi Presidential Platform – Obidient Movement by Goonnik: 9:05am On Apr 06
Segunbabba:
https://dailypost.ng/2026/04/06/2027-inec-plotting-to-deny-peter-obi-presidential-platform-obidient-movement/
Let this man and obidents go and be washing public toilet or they should rest.


Confused party.
Foreign AffairsRe: South Africa Detains, Deports Three Nigerians by Goonnik: 9:01am On Apr 06
owobokiri:
Those of you that were egging the South Africans on because you were happy they were destroying igbo owned shops can now see the futility of your naive positions..

We warned you but your village hate blinded you to simple reasons..
The victim here is Yemi. It will get to Abubakars soon...

I guess the Nigerian government will now rise up and speak up because the xenophobia is starting to hit "home".
Funny tribal champions in power..

The propaganda against a certain section of the country has been going on since tinubu took office and is mainly responsible for the developments in Ghana and in South Africa...

The thinking is that one section will bear the brunt of the fall out. No! We will all suffer it...
Your people implicated other Nigeria tribe all over the world because of your wicked attitude.


Rest.
Foreign AffairsRe: South Africa Detains, Deports Three Nigerians by Goonnik: 8:56am On Apr 06
MrUnitedstatesA:
Igbos run a lot of big and successful business over there ,so they are the backbone of the economy of that country if they leave that place will die a miserable death. These lazy people should be worshipping us if they were educated but they are illiterates who can't even speak english like us . This is the reason for all the hate and jealousy . They see us developing their country for them in ways they can't and they can't stop hating .
Big drug business u mean.

Get out.
PoliticsRe: 'Naive, Reckless' - Kayode Oladele Faults Obi's Comments On Abacha by Goonnik: 5:43pm On Apr 05
Lastmankc:
Your reasoning is so bad.Don't use the brain you use in typing this trash to cross the road.Obi should banish why your women are been rape by bandits in southwest and your drug lord an urinating machine haven't banish them.I pity your future
The bandit are more better than your Peter obi.
Christianity EtcRe: Happy Easter To All Nairalanders by Goonnik: 9:05am On Apr 05
patchsk:
May the Resurrection of Christ bring us good luck and may our nation prosper!
Same to you, God bless you.
PoliticsRe: ADC Crisis: Govs, Lawmakers Shelve Defections by Goonnik: 8:58am On Apr 05
Fiscus105:
Tyrant with 32 Govs still jittery to go to poll, yet claiming he is best thing to happen to zoo.

A self-acclaimed full democrat, that destroying every democratic tenet of the nation.

When obj written letter few years ago, admonishing youth in particular not to vote for, wolve in sheep clothing, they lebel him, bastard, who doesn't want good thing for Yoruba race, meanwhile, wen we say Osinbajo would have been a better option, they say he is Judas, as if the forefathers of madman on the throne, was the one who own zoo.


Now, everyone seeing shege promax in hand of drug-lord turned tyrant.

I wish my fellow Yoruba sons and daughters to go to market, hospital and schools, to buy it cheaper than others, and Muslim guys to do same, by carrying his identity as a jihadists.
Got lost stop crying early morning
PoliticsRe: ADC Crisis: Govs, Lawmakers Shelve Defections by Goonnik: 8:36am On Apr 05
Ofunaofu:
Lamidi Apapa was once your capacity chairman during the LP crisis, where is he now? Forgotten, swallowed by infamy.

Abure too was your capacity chairman, today, the same fate: infamy.

The rogue group Wike & Co. caretaker committee limited, parading as the PDP, fraudulently claiming to be the authentic PDP leadership. They’re already on the same road to irrelevance and they know it.

Now you’ve turned 180 degrees and crowned Nafiu Bala Gombe your new “capacity” chairman, simply because he serves the ruling APC’s agenda. He too will fade into infamy.

Good will always triumph over evil
Keep typing are you tiredhuh
PoliticsRe: ‘I Don’t Mean It’ – Wike Clarifies Comments About Seun Okinbaloye by Goonnik: 8:29am On Apr 05
UnknownQueen:
If you dont mean it , don't say it Mr Minister of Wickedness
Bitter people wife well done ma.
PoliticsRe: ‘I Don’t Mean It’ – Wike Clarifies Comments About Seun Okinbaloye by Goonnik: 8:26am On Apr 05
Karlovich:
This is the kind of individual the felon surrounds himself with,

2027 will be the end of all these shenanigans
Cry cry baby
PoliticsRe: ‘I Don’t Mean It’ – Wike Clarifies Comments About Seun Okinbaloye by Goonnik: 8:25am On Apr 05
Kastonkastroll:
Shut up!

If you didn't mean it you wont say it.
How do you reason early morning obidents??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Southampton Vs Arsenal: FA Cup (2 - 1) On 4th April 2026 by Goonnik: 8:19pm On Apr 04
RollinTNDA:
I don't like seeing Arsenal win angry angry
Southampton do your thing
U must cry this night bro.
PropertiesRe: Baale Demanded ₦20M Before My Husband Can Build - Woman Cries Out by Goonnik: 6:26pm On Apr 04
AMI3:
Go build your house dare anybody that touched ur gate.
First use that money u want to settle them arrest anybody destroy your property.

Once u locked one or two person and arrest the baale to sign an under taken if anything happens to you and your family that he be held responsible.
Just pay policeman #300k to #500k

My sister all those rubbish people will find their way.
What rubbish is that
U just here making mouth on nl
PropertiesRe: Baale Demanded ₦20M Before My Husband Can Build - Woman Cries Out by Goonnik: 6:07pm On Apr 04
Juliette5803:
For how long will you fight the baale
Please sell that land and go build elsewhere
Even if you win in court, they might still come after you
They see you as a foreigner.... remember the last election
Better y not build in her state??
PoliticsRe: U.S. Policy Firm To Brief Congress, Trump Admin On INEC’s Suspension Of ADC by Goonnik: 5:05pm On Apr 04
givedemwotowoto:
We have passed this stage. You can’t explain tyranny and destruction of democracy away. Why do you guys always Cho Cho Cho on everything and never realize when you’re going too far?
Oga won't u rest because it tinubu till 2031
PoliticsRe: Mr Macaroni Knocks Wike For Threatening To Shoot Seun Okinbaloye by Goonnik: 4:58pm On Apr 04
NaijaSumi:
Reason why Nigerians must vote out APC by all means. Seun should be very watchful because they might or will make attempts to kill him. The fact that wike said it, he has triggered that spirit of death against Seun. They want to instill fear in Seun's heart and Wike will pay with his life for uttering that statement.

Wike will be killed soon
Wike will live longer than you so rest
PoliticsRe: Mr Macaroni Knocks Wike For Threatening To Shoot Seun Okinbaloye by Goonnik: 4:48pm On Apr 04
Celebrityblog:
Who Is the loud mouth - Seun, Mr Macaroni or Wike? 😂
Moomoo macaroni now.

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