₦airaland Forum

Adex097:
Watsup reney, you should knw your
1st school of choice na .
Dnt telme you ain't choosing uniben!

topsonkay: Why can't you choose UNIBEN?

Fynestboi: [color=olive]which state you from?? [/color]

bknight:

bknight: I had an experience yrs ago. She later relocated out, but she was worth d lil time we spent.

There's been 2 experiences. Both were just fine, I didn't see anything wrong so...

No, its not wrong.

Dannyxy: yes, can i kiss it?, dn't worry i wn't turn u on

Dannyxy: Is that tatoo on your neck?

DailyNews: Generally becos of long-practised tradition/culture & religious belief, it is not so cool for a woman to woo a man directly.

But change they said is constant!

So if u must woo a man as a girl, follow the rules below:

1. Make sure u are beautiful, not just good-looking (that's to guarantee u 99% success) becos men are moved first by the physical beauty of a woman than any other quality. Sadly.

2. Don't give in to his demands for sex if he eventually accepts. So make sure u are very determined to zip up at all cost!

This is to avoid him taking advantage of u, so zip up & make him develop true likeness/desire for u & also cherish u for who u truly are and not cos he sees u as a sex symbol and a free manna from heaven.

3. Make sure u have good manner and character to keep him interested and longing while u practice No. 2 above else, he may run with time after he gets sex or when he fails to get sex from u.

4. Don't waste your time wooing a celebrity man becos u will most likely not stand a chance, not becos he's bad or heartless, but becos he gets more of the direct & indirect wooing from women of all ages and class. Except u are a celebrity lady yourself or u are from the very upper class family, then u stand a chance, but remember rule 1 to 3.

Goodluck in your adventure!

pc guru: stupid windows phone everytime I rotate the phone to see ber pix, it flips the screen.

e mandman: op,why did u make me bend my fone b4 seeing ur pics,tnk God iwasnt using PC...dark and shine...pls lets b nairaland friends,i promise i won't "mistakenly" elbow ur b urst

fntekim: Oh my eyes!! I hate textspeak!!

Harbosede02: Dis question??nt again!!

screenagerjoe: of cuz.... Na una dey teach us. U knw hw many gals wey i dn sufa chyk.... So 1ce in a while its good 2 step in dem gals shoes

Didi 5: Oh.....one of 'em girls asked me out last year.....she would cry all night,call me at night,sometimes 3am....sent lovely love messages.....but i wasn't into her.....she would call my friends and beg me.....tell me all this and that....during tutorials she would go upstairs.....flash the hell out of my line....i go upstairs,i dnt i see her cry ing and am like arrrgggg!
I wasn't into her.....Busolani stylishly asked me out....showed me the greenlight....no response.....asked me out on 2go and i deleted my 2go app....found me in church,did same...now she's about travelling to Cyprus and she asked again.....i wouldn't say its wrong,but i don't like it....they say different strokes for different folks....now they hate me like urgggg!

Illuminatus: It isn't wrong. It's just unusual. Most girls like to wooed. Even though they won't date the guy, they like the feeling of being wanted, being attracted to. Anyway, if I was into girls, I'd really like to go out with a girl that asked me. It means she's quite courageous and somewhat independent. I'd like her for that.
But if I'm not into girls I'd go out with her all right (like I mentioned, I like her courage) but tell her I'm not interested.

screenagerjoe: So far, all d gals dt has toasted me, i made sure say i chop dem nd chop dem welll in everyway u tynk possible. Na free invitation b dat.

youngds: Ma hear, pinut and groundnut na thesame prize?

switdil: I don't hit a coc*k mistakenly
Ok
When i hit
I hit
N how do I feel later on
Normal

Elisean: I do it alot when I'm in the bus

Usman4: For those of you lonely guys that go about feeling on women's front and back inappropriately ; you will truely get what you deserve some day. My wife seriously hurt a young men and got him arrested for handling her in the market place. Though he claimed it was a mistake, unfortunately, his face was already disfigured.

Dannyxy: *coughs* as long as it was a mistake,na boning things get me,no be today i start nw,she was nt the first nd she would nt be last.and being me, immediately it happens,my self conciousness increase authomatically to times ten,my hand no go shift again..

Tuntheycr7: Yea, i rmemba bak in skul (300l) we were on a queue and it waz so ruff and pple were pushin. So as I was pushd i wana used ma right to support a pole at ma back lo and behold d gal came 4rm nowher and I prezzd d well blown ballon. I cudnt say sorry bt to opend ma mouth wt a guilty eyez. She shouted take it easy na. Den i said i was pushd and am sorry.
Anytime we met aftwards we alwayz greet each oda by noddin heads