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Foreign Affairs › Re: US Strike Causes Extensive Damage To Iran’s Qeshm Island, Civilians Killed by Gotocourt: 5:45pm On Jul 30
All is fair in love and war.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iranian Strike Hits China-owned Business In Kuwait, Kills Worker by Gotocourt: 5:43pm On Jul 30
China vs Iran loading shocked

Omorr
Foreign Affairs › Re: Spain's Ceuta Declares Emergency As Thousands Of Migrants Cross From Morocco by Gotocourt: 5:36pm On Jul 30
It's time for America and Europe to go hard on corruption in Africa. It's worrisome, African countries should be compelled on transparent electoral practices.
Romance › Re: Man Abandons A Lady At Hotel With Bills After An Expensive Date (video) by Gotocourt: 5:04pm On Jul 30
Reference:
This is not a hotel, but a motel or brothel. The surroundings speak of the kind of people that will patronize and the staff look and act the part. They are all losers.
It's a low budget one though, I've witnessed several scenarios at Jos. You must pay, bouncer will pin you down.
Romance › Re: Man Abandons A Lady At Hotel With Bills After An Expensive Date (video) by Gotocourt: 5:02pm On Jul 30
Petrzoom:
See as those two men dey use style tap current from the lady.
God please provide a helper for we wey dey struggle mercilessly abeg. 😭
It'll end in sexual accusations, police will put her in cell angry.
Romance › Re: Man Abandons A Lady At Hotel With Bills After An Expensive Date (video) by Gotocourt: 4:54pm On Jul 30
Baby girl treatment don turn disaster angry.


You gonna lurnnnnngrin

A big warning to others, eat in your house before going out. A can drink or bottle of water is okay cool.
Crime › Re: "They Fingered Me During Deliverance,’ Woman Alleges Against Owerri Church by Gotocourt: 4:53pm On Jul 30
Call the police and press charge sad
Phones › Re: Apart From Me, Who Else Noticed This About MTN Data? by Gotocourt: 4:51pm On Jul 30
BondRiv:
The past tense of read is read. Anyway, it is not news that these network providers are defrauding us. No one is truly looking out for the consumers. The government has failed.
Na GLO dey epp me cool
Health › Re: Nigerian Nurse Explains Why You Shouldn't Give Water To Accident Victims (Video) by Gotocourt: 4:40pm On Jul 30
enemyofprogress:
water is life. Give it to them.
enemyofprogress, your name allover angry.
Politics › Re: Obidient General Visits APC National Chairman, Urges Supporters To Back Tinubu by Gotocourt: 4:39pm On Jul 30
Tinubu's foot print everywhere shocked
Politics › Re: Obidient Movement Denies Removal Of Yunusa Tanko’s As National Coordinator by Gotocourt: 4:38pm On Jul 30
Naptu2 won't like this, choi grin
Politics › Re: Chaos Erupts In The Obidient And OK Movements As Factions Emerge. by Gotocourt: 3:36pm On Jul 30
Positioning them selves for appointment if ticket enter.

The hustle continues cool
Foreign Affairs › Re: See The Mighty Wall Egypt Built TO Prevent Palestines From Coming In <videos by Gotocourt: 3:32pm On Jul 30
Jordan and Lebanon don confirm am.

King of Jordan had to order summary execution after he escaped their wrath.

They're not loyal 💯.
Celebrities › Re: Kam Debbie: Nollywood Teen Poses With Baby Python For New Flick by Gotocourt: 3:24pm On Jul 30
Another Old man is observing cool
Politics › Re: Abubakar Alhaji Is Dead by Gotocourt: 3:13pm On Jul 30
prophetwis:
"The late statesman was a nephew of the late Sultan Ibrahim Dasuki and also his son-in-law, having married the Sultan’s eldest daughter".

Is this the culture or a misstatement.

RIP Alhaji
Cousins marry according to Islamic culture. Paternal & maternal. Arabs do that too cheesy
Health › Re: Nigerian Nurse Explains Why You Shouldn't Give Water To Accident Victims (Video) by Gotocourt: 3:05pm On Jul 30
ajalawole:
my late dad asked for water around 2am before he dead, this what my mum told me. Don't know if he was given or not
I lost a rider as a Bolt driver years ago cry. It happened around a Dam angry while driving around 9pm sad.
Health › Re: Nigerian Nurse Explains Why You Shouldn't Give Water To Accident Victims (Video) by Gotocourt: 1:39pm On Jul 30
About to die people ask for water too cry

Read up symptoms of death cool
Crime › Re: Abia Barber Caught With Pot Of Human Hair In Ritual Room by Gotocourt: 12:45pm On Jul 30
Nonsense wey no dey work angry
Islam › Re: Imam Celebrates Wife's Alcohol Store by Gotocourt: 12:43pm On Jul 30
Better than Bandit Terrorists, e no kee person cool.
Car Talk › Re: 2019 Highlander Or Pilot: Which Would You Advise? by Gotocourt: 12:28pm On Jul 30
nurey:
Both model years are in the same bracket for both models I believe.

Specs

Honda pilot has got a few tricks,Apple car play and Android Auto out of the box, A real SUV with the strength to take more road beating than the highlander. Though interms of reliability highlander tops by a few margin.

Fuel economy highlander is better in city, while the pilot tops in highway.

Third row seat
The pilot has better seating arrangement, more leg room than the highlander and bigger cargo space.

V6 engine
I would prefer the highlander timing chained engines to the pilot timing belt engine. That's just my personal preference because I won't have to worry about fake belt or maintenance of changing belt especially since it is an interference engine.

Consider equivalent trim levels

The EX and EX-L trims of the pilot have more but the highlander limited and XLE comes very close.
The pilot timing belt engine.

Honda sef angry
Adverts › Re: My Worst Date Experience by Gotocourt: 11:47am On Jul 30
NAPEP

NATIONAL ALLEVIATION for POVERTY ERADICATION PROGRAMME grin.
Adverts › Re: My Worst Date Experience by Gotocourt: 11:39am On Jul 30
Devonelle:
You should have just cooked up an excuse and leave when he offered the meat pie.
Or better still order the pepper soup you wanted and paid for it yourself.

What an unserious man
Babe wey no get kobo for account angry.
Adverts › Re: My Worst Date Experience by Gotocourt: 11:36am On Jul 30
Thebird01:
So I'll keep it simple. I've been talking to this guy for how long and finally, we both decided it was time we saw. He wasn't in my area so he travelled down for two reasons, to see me, and to take a bus that same day from there to a wedding party he would be attending the next day
When he arrived at the park, he called me and asked that we met at the park
As how nau?
I told him that the park was too busy, and suggested a quiet place we could go to. Plan was, I'd meet him first and we'd both go where I suggested
I got on a bike to go and see my new found love and midway like the heavens planned it, rain started
I was half drenched when I got to the park, called his line and asked where he was and he said he found a quiet spot
Oya where? Baba said a pepper soup joint near the park

I asked how he found it and he said he decided to stroll in the rain.

My brothers and sisters, it's not even his strolling in the rain that pained me, the "stroll" was a 4mins walk at least, if you're walking fast

That was how I said okay, let me wait for the rain to come down first before I move
He said the rain was only drizzling and I could walk in it
I objected and told him I'd wait for the rain to go down first, then take a bike to where he is. Fast-forward to when we finally saw, we talked for a while and he asked if I was hungry
With the cold weather and all, I was thinking he was going to order pepper soup, only for him to bring out meat pie that was tied in a black cellophane and said it's the best snack in his area and he wanted me to try it out.
Cold waves of shame passed through me, both the one rhemyy tillnibhu was supposed to feel before asking Nigerians to sell groundnut and the one this generation has refused to feel.
To cement this shame, someone from my department who I'd called a lowlife in anonymous and whose mother probably owned the shop entered and our eyes jammed.
I was soaked, had a black cellophane with meat pie in my hand without any drink, and my partner had his travelling bag underneath the table
He wasn't by any means bad looking, except I was taller than him (I'm 5'3 by the way)

That was how I chewed the meat pie and swallowed it with my spittle, along with the disgust my ancestors must have felt that moment.
Immediately I got home, I couldn't bring myself to delete his number, just stopped replying his texts till he got the message.
Have you had a worst date experience?
Please share yours.


(Abeg don't ignore this long write-up, even if na insult, comment).
When he arrived at the park, he called me and asked that we met at the park
As how nau?



With the cold weather and all, I was thinking he was going to order pepper soup angry

You want to empty his pocket angry.
Food › Re: Which Swallow Is Your Favourite? by Gotocourt: 10:26am On Jul 30
TGreatGatsby:
Wheat, its the healthiest of them all but this tinubulation has made many Nigerians forget when the campaign was actively telling people to consume more of wheat because it’s now expensive beyond most family budget.

God help us
Gluten angry

Two shinkafa is the best.
Politics › Re: Tinubu’s Greatest Opponent Is His Administration’s Record - Atiku by Gotocourt: 10:13am On Jul 30
Official gbas gbos campaign is starting next month grin.
Crime › Re: Katsina: Shari’ah Court Judge Makes Window Escape As Bandits Hit Courtroom by Gotocourt: 9:50am On Jul 30
Shari’ah court judge escaped through the window, and a commercial motorcyclist helped him flee.
Crime › Re: Katsina: Shari’ah Court Judge Makes Window Escape As Bandits Hit Courtroom by Gotocourt: 9:48am On Jul 30
iwaeda:
They even threatened him, not to sit again. Yet Fatai was at city boys launch. Where was his orderly. grin grin grin grin grin
He'll be on mufti and run away too grin.
Crime › Re: Katsina: Shari’ah Court Judge Makes Window Escape As Bandits Hit Courtroom by Gotocourt: 9:47am On Jul 30
walozanga:
Useless court. You for stay naa make body tell u
Even Tinubu wey b Bandit will run grin.
Crime › Re: Katsina: Shari’ah Court Judge Makes Window Escape As Bandits Hit Courtroom by Gotocourt: 9:44am On Jul 30
madridguy:
We need to see the video grin let us laugh
This country pass be careful grin angry cheesy
Crime › Re: Katsina: Shari’ah Court Judge Makes Window Escape As Bandits Hit Courtroom by Gotocourt: 9:42am On Jul 30
LarryMurphy:
The bandits entered the courtroom, shooting indiscriminately and repeatedly asking where the judge was. Fortunately, he had already escaped through the window, and a commercial motorcyclist helped him flee before they arrived,” a resident said.
You wan stand, Baba for confirm am grin.
Crime › Re: Katsina: Shari’ah Court Judge Makes Window Escape As Bandits Hit Courtroom by Gotocourt:
Shari’ah court judge escaped through the window, and a commercial motorcyclist helped him flee.


If you like, continue granting bail grin.


Wetin concern Bello Turji and law wink.

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