₦airaland Forum

Omorr na wa oOoOO, lucky them🙏

Hope it's fully loan funded, the type of Buhari funding 🤷🏿.

My President has spoken 🔥📌💯

Everybody will vote for their choice come 2027🤷🏿📌💯

May Tinubu never sack Wike

Sahara Reporters, Omoyele Sowore. 🌚 SR Sowore no send anybody oOoOO, he's a politician too 🤣😂😅

“The United States is treating Nigeria’s internal crisis with a level of seriousness that cannot be overstated,” he said. “There is no sense of ambiguity or casual engagement on their side. Their posture is firm, focused, and deeply concerned.”

That's the language our poliithiefcians understand 🤷🏿

Fulanis and some Muslims will tell you nothing like indigene, that's Allah created land for all to dwell on 🤷🏿.
The cycle of violence continues

Just watched the vehicle wrap of that Benz weeks back. Chai, motor don collect

Edit: He wants to kill himself because of breakup , police needs to arrest him

nedekid:
Loyal people, not people that will rundown your business for you as most Nigerians will do. If you check you will see 90% of the recepient of the money from this billionaire are northerners, those that have not "spoilt" or oversmart like our people from the south, people that will be loyal and not chopping you like ants. Thieves that no matter how much you pay them, it is that 10kobo they steal from you that is the sweetest, the fact they feel in their heads they over smarted you.
Our buses, the drivers will siphon half of the fuel to sell at below price after their tanks are filled up for the week, the other day we wanted to fix their a/Cs only to find out all their compressors had been ripped out of the engines, all of them claiming they met the buses like that. One replaced his battery with an old one, they will plan with valcanisers to rip off money. Our generators nko, last time we caught a buyer at our estate gate with 7pcs of 30liter kegs of diesel stolen from our premises, they had been doing that for ages, infact we were buying 1000-1500L of diesel per week, immediately we caught and sacked them, we started buying 1ce monthly or at worse 2ce. Supermarket nko, recently sacked some cashiers for giving customers personal accounts, I hear one even had a pos machine.
To be an employer of labour in naija takes guts, Nigerians from over smartness are the most difficult and criminal people to work with.
Kudos to alhaji for rewarding loyal staff.

Boss, you are lucky you are still in business 🙏

pocohantas:
Is she serious? Because she is always in one married man drama or the other. If she is serious, then she definitely needs key people in her life to step in. It is until Regina's case I knew her face and that was because she was saying more than Regina herself.

Na the new wife I pity. Not the endtime pastor and church member.

I agree with you on this one 🔥📌💯, I told my girlfriend , I pity the new wife 🤷🏿

Lecturer wey no fit challenge agbero for junction

My house, steady piping, you gonna cum your sorrows away

ogaemma:
Beware of this so called men of God turned Prophet's and Daddy G.O' s you will people will never learn.
A man who could not keep his first and second marriage is the person you are believing.
I better believe yahoo boy than to believe a pastor in Nigeria

So the Pastor is a serial divorcee

Don't stress the family Abeg, Baba don kaput 🤷🏿.

Buhari was the worse thing to ever had happened to Nigeria

ISIL leadership don buy market, body go tell them. MOSSADs will fish the culprits out 📌🔥💯

He should have negotiated with the new owner not challenging him. A revised rent won't be bad🤷🏿.

Governor, commissioners, house of assembly members, special advicers are the culprits 📌🔥💯

AlphaBoy:
Nairaland, abeg help me judge this matter because I no wan deceive myself.

There’s this female friend of mine in school. We read together, buy snacks for each other, gist, and I usually walk her home after night class. Cool friendship, nothing serious… or so I thought.

But recently, she has been acting somehow:
One day she told me she feels blessed to have me and even called me her role model.
Anytime we finish reading late, she insists I must walk her home.

One night, she pointed at a bus stop and said she once saw a couple kissing there. Then she faced me and dropped this line: “It’s you that don’t want to love.”

If I ghost her small, na she go enter my DM first like, “You no wan talk to me again?”
And one day she directly asked me: “Why are you running from me?”

Make una no forget — I liked her initially but didn't want to push it yet , I don’t know if she’s catching feelings.

So nairalanders, make una talk true:
This girl like me abi she just dey whine me?
Or na me dey overthink am?

Begin pipe her on the low, she likes you. No jonze oOoOO

Tinubu is a Muslim traditionalist . Wetin concern him with Christmas carol🤷🏿

SpencerForbes:
Those are just straight-up facts. A ton of guys spend their lives hustling for people who will forget them when they're old. The real move is to just get as rich as you can. When you have the cash, people will show up—like your nieces and nephews, maybe a concubine, or even a 'sugar baby. ' You could even marry someone just for companionship later on.

Monogamy? That whole thing is basically a scam we were sold. If you've got the resources, why not? Just remember, it has its downsides: a wife could seriously mess things up, like trying to kill you or your kids for the inheritance, starting family fights, or even cheating on you with someone who wishes you were gone.

If you play it smart, like Pa Ned Nwoko, you can totally dodge loneliness. But yeah, being a guy is seriously messed up.

You too Sabi, you know the matters Wella. I lost my father to my stepmom, she ran with properties documents. Her kids are coming up but I know she's instigating them which will bring fights.

ERockson:
Na wao. This comes with receipt. I'm really ashamed for this man. The only alternative for the pastor is to deny this message otherwise, the name is gone for good

It's electronic exchange, NCC will confirm it sharply with Court order😎

flexyrule:
Precision engineering!

That's a hellfire missiles launched from a Reaper Drones. It's blades at high speed 🔥📌💯. Shreds everything in it's path in seconds

That's a Reaper Drones strike missile

That's a hellfire missiles launched from a Reaper Drones. It's blades at high speed 🔥📌💯. Shreds everything in it's path in seconds.

As e dey hot, all axis of resistance don collect .
Hamas, Hezbollah, Houthis and IRAN wey dey fund them

Samantha125:
The honeymoon phase is now long gone...

Your eyes have cleared too

Warrior in disguise, change in priorities makes them show their ugly selves 🤷🏿.

Septagon:
15 year olds in universities nowadays?things have really changed.ss3-14years?

Nigerians have been kicking despite Federal Ministry of Education attempts on making 18yrs of age for admission. You see why cultismmm and hook-up ain't stopping anytime soon because kids are easy victims 📌💯🤷🏿.

Run from diclofenac injection, obviously menstrual camps was the problems.
My sister luckily survived that injection, she was collapsing, losing breathe, on oxygen back and forth.

In coming Governor of Lagos state feeling the heat

Another pulpit bandit in the mud