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Federal Warning to Islamabad

Double0h7:
Someone who is comfortable sleeping and waking up in a filthy house is not gonna turn into a domestic goddess overnight. She will most definitely go back to her old behaviour and will need to be reminded often. Even then if hygiene is not important to her she will revert permanently to old habits.

If cleanliness, conscientiousness, and self awareness are deal breakers for you in a relationship then you are crazy to get with someone who doesn’t demonstrate these qualities expecting them to change! You are setting yourself up for disappointment. Please use protection and don’t have children with this woman!

Protection ke!, disaster loading 🤷🏿

Ladies like that have a soft body and moist coochiess

National Security Adviser Nuhu Ribadu,
You go to Yola

The simp of a man didn't even resist, and was just following like a goat been taking to the slaughter slab.

Wahala get grade oOoOO

Bello Turji is waiting for you in the airport

mgamelia:
When I first took in the amputee chameleon, I honestly thought the hardest part would be helping her eat and recover physically. Surprisingly, that part went well. She eats like a champ. Crickets disappear in seconds, and she even drinks water confidently now.

But emotionally? That’s been a completely different story.

Every time I walk near her enclosure, she turns dark stress colors, puffs up, and sometimes even screams. The first time it happened, I froze. I’ve cared for reptiles before, but hearing that tiny defensive scream felt heartbreaking. It was obvious this little animal had been through more than anyone realized.

What many new reptile owners don’t understand is that chameleons are extremely sensitive creatures. Unlike dogs or cats, they don’t usually seek comfort from humans. In rescue cases, especially after injury or neglect, simple movements near the enclosure can feel threatening to them.

Why Rescue Chameleons Often Stay Afraid

I’ve tested a few small changes over the past weeks, and honestly, this is where things finally started improving. I stopped reaching into the enclosure unless absolutely necessary. I added more live plants and extra hiding spots. Most importantly, I stayed consistent with lighting, feeding times, and noise levels.

Slowly, her reactions became less intense.

Experts in reptile care now recommend “low-interaction recovery periods” for traumatized reptiles, especially amputee rescues. The goal isn’t forcing trust overnight. It’s creating an environment where the animal feels safe enough to relax naturally.

She still gets scared sometimes. Recovery isn’t linear. But seeing her rest peacefully instead of panicking feels like progress worth celebrating.

And honestly? Watching a frightened rescue slowly feel safe again is one of the most rewarding experiences I’ve ever had.

Dry that thing, add crayfish for pepper soup

brightzstart:
But the passport is easy to get. Why would anyone want to travel with a forged one?

Don't you know that many Billionairess are illiterates

Sonofgod1990:
How I wish na yarimo kpai like this

No, I wan make yarimo suffer for this Emilokan regime, e mannabbqgrillss no dey see period.

Vawulence go surplus for this thread

LocalFARMERS:
Common street food in the North

Ya baka sa Danbun nama ba

ThunderFireAgba:

Oh really?? "Taliban is currently handicapped" and why so many pro-america afghan asylum seekers refusing to return back to their country if that is the case??

Will you go back to bad economy. When the Talibans are assassinating each other because of poor governance. Dey play na, leave matters 😅😂🤣.

Kabul is free for foreigners to tour but can you go for all paid vacation and expenses 🤷🏿.

FSBoperator:
And how is that possible with no grassroot politician running and campaigning for NDC on the state level?

Labour Party with nobody made men in 2023🤷🏿

buygala:
Remind me who trained Osama Bin Laden, the current Syrian President Al Sharaa who was top of the most wanted terrorist list at one point, and also invaded Venezuela and Libya ...

These days, Terrorism is simply who and what the West say it is...Al Sharaa was a terrorist with a hefty Bounty on his head a few years ago, but he is now the feeling of the West...Says much

It's just like Nigeria politics, decamping to the ruling party puts you in the good books. Staying in the opposition puts you in the bad books.🤷🏿

Looks like expelled students came back for a fight 🤷🏿

ThunderFireAgba:
They keep hitting individual targets thinking they wiping out an ideology but the threats keep resurfacing.
I guess if they had the opportunity, they would have preferred to wipe out the whole population of Palestinians, but humanity dares them.
They should ask their Oga(USA) how many years they fought the Taliban?
What happened at last?
They still handed over to the enemy they were fighting after spending trillions of dollars.

The main issue is Taliban government exporting terrorism and harbouring wanted terrorist again 🤷🏿.
For the records, there are tribesmen whom are backed by USA who Taliban can't control.
Secondly, Taliban government wanted USA help as Pakistan started obliterating them.
Taliban is presently handicapped because of international sanctions and their foreign minister has been lobbying for official visit for the past three years.

Flows001:
And Israel doesn't run out of Bombs to keep sending those replacements to their 72 virgins. The Jews have been fighting relentlessly since 1948, and they are not tired of dealing with jihadists

Israel is the vaccine for Jihadist 📌💯.

Wickedfacts:
Building hit by 5 missiles coming from different directions.

This is crazy.

You go collect anywhere you dey

That boy, Ayatollah Mojtaba commot head for window, I wan check something 😎.

Isreal knows how to deal with terrorists leadership

Las las, you want to increase tarrif.

Nigeria needs a replica of the Second Amendment of the U.S. Constitution protects the individual right of citizens to keep and bear arms. Ratified in 1791 as part of the Bill of Rights, it reads: "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed".

“One attack in Benue in June 2025 killed at least 200 people, including internally displaced persons living in a Catholic mission,”

YELEWATA MASSACRE

Cry me a river, fire don touch this one 😅😂🤣

Regina Daniels go dey happy upandan 🤣😂😅

Tinubu paid all decampees, tickets are for original members and loyalist.

So far, it's only Emperor Wicked Wike faction that has benefited 📌💯.

Sowore wey carry teenagers full hall

My Gee, bless up 🙏, cheers to your new age 🎉

Readymade for shapelesss bodies.

Alcohol don kpai this one, footballers and drinking be like 5 &6

Ibehchizzy:
I used to think it’s the party delegates that do cast vote for presidential primaries
What changed?

That was indirect primaries (Delegates).

Now is direct primaries by electoral law (registered party members).

Old format, iffahear say this one dey submissive

2mch:
Chai, see PDP of yesteryears! PDP, Power To The People!!! E come be like local community party. Who be Sandy Onor? He doesnt even look like he knows where he is

Comrade reduce the volume of this vawulence 🤣😂😅