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That gender go infect you till you kpai, lurnnn

This is hilarious halitosis , hunger go kpai kpai person wey no get sense

Naija no dey carry last


Omorr, we're in trouble. All is not well

ublight:
One girl I have been toasting for a few months now finally agreed.

She just called me on Saturday that she was coming to the house to see me.

Normally I don't do pre marital copulation and that is the reason my relationships don't last. Girls nowadays want to taste the cucumber before committing long term.

Like I said, I don't do pre marital copulation, but I was willing to compromise just to make this one stay.


Ladies and gentlemen, I went and bought some protection. Guys I was really ashamed to ask the lady selling to give me condoms.
But that is a story for another day.


The lady finally came, very pretty, smelling very nice.

I gave her food and after eating she came straight for some action. Maybe she was Hot.

I felt terrible as I kissed her and touched her, but I let it continue.

Then she pulled her trousers and her pants.

Ladies and gentlemen, you won't believe what my nose perceived.

It was like something had died down there.

My erection quickly flattened.
I had to just tell her that I don't engage in pre maritals. I apologized and she wore her cloth.

We just sat there watching a movie on my laptop until she finally decided to go.

She has been calling since then, but I haven't answered.

Ladies stop being unhygienic.

Why would you allow your domain to smell like it's rotten.

I have been reading such things online but I felt it wasn't true.

Goodness. I wonder how guys go ahead with such smelly domains.

May God help us all

Not hygiene but infection 📌💯

Akpi will be having panic attacks

Eriokanmi:
Which fake news channel is the whistler again? He had told you guys several times that he had no business in ADC and the APC. Kwakwanso is one of the politicians i respect so much in Nigeria and I told him this once, at the Abuja airport. We boarded same flight from lagos. He was so happy when I told him so.

He's never power-drunk but only after the welfare of the people. He's a key political figure in the north who is so much respected. I remember when apc supporters were drooling over his rumoured defection to the apc here on NL and being tipped for the VP slot. I wish they knew this man truly.

You will be shocked this time around, fingers crossed 🙌.

E don set, Nigeria needs a president that investors will have confidence 📌💯

See Jennyclay in action

badoh:
He said there was a stay of execution from a higher court which Baruwa's lawyer suppose to have studied and advise their clients. Aslong as there's a forceful takeover without obeying the stay of execution, you're not on the side of the law.

Interesting, omorr na wa oOoOO

Baba no wan kaput, we all on death queue 🤷🏿

Men, who do us


I find this very sickening

Jagaban Army, master plotter strategist structure 🤷🏿.

IRAN situation is becoming is critical.

Tinubu, Amupitan and Kereke will do the Magic 🤷🏿

Omorr, Naija government no dey subsidize common Agbado

See motayoayinde, you see how the thing goes

Tinubu doesn't want to bring back short-term subsidy

Things fall apart 🤷🏿

Life na turn by turn.

Africa is also feeling the heat, particularly in countries without fuel subsidies.

Conflict of interest 🤷🏿.
America is here, Emilokan is bringing in France.
Hope the master plotter strategist founder won't get fried 🤷🏿


You see how the thing goes.

Same Macron that trekked in New York, Emperor Trump na no nonsense man.

Jokers, we don't know city Boys in Jos 📌💯🤷🏿

Sonnobax15:

God,why you settle down punish the whole of west Africa with senseless bannies .

No wonder some fathers dey abandon their wives for hospital if doctor just tell Dem say na girl their wives born . Not that I'm in support of that kind of attitude,but at least it's good,for the sake of avoiding future disgrace

I knew a old neighbor who did this after five daughters

pocohantas:
Your friend's wife never confessed any of this to you. A woman would rather die than admit such to anyone at all. The only exception is if you are the father of the baby.

Which brings an important question. Why are you so involved in your friend's fertility journey?

A woman would rather die than admit such to anyone at all.

Oya begin confess this woman

OBA in za mud, Majesty go dey furious

Shittes and Sunnis no go ever blend

Mad oOoOO, human error don kpai person

On your mandate we stand


Body go tell everybody

This corrupt Chagourys that fled after President Obasanjo declared them wanted.

I just got power last night for over a week

I had to purchase a oraimo 27000 mah with lantern

That soldier go dey ashamed

Majority of Nigerians are regretting voting Emilokan to power

It's the political class that are feeding fat, just some.