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Politics › Re: Official Welcome Ceremony For President And Mrs Tinubu In The UK by Gotocourt: 2:33pm On Mar 18
Tinubu kissed Queens hand cheesy

Fasting don cut cool
Politics › Re: IGP Disu Visits Borno, Meets Bomb Blast Victims, Charges Officers On Vigilance by Gotocourt: 1:58pm On Mar 18
Adaisback:
The way they are killing soldiers in North East , you will think that mobile police are not deployed to that place. I spoke with some mobile police that recently came back from Borno and they told me that you can hardly hear or see them do cho cho cho and that they are very secretive and the terrorists fear them more than soldiers
Mopols and CTU have rescued the military from BOKO HARAM ambushes severally.
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/403020-police-rescue-soldiers-attacked-by-boko-haram-recover-60-rifles-gun-truck.html?tztc=1

Properties › Re: Rent: My Landlady Accepted My Daily Rent Payment Style by Gotocourt: 12:41pm On Mar 18
Sharp landlady

Urgent 2K don sure cheesy
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iranian Intelligence Minister, Esmail Khatib Killed Overnight - Says Israel by Gotocourt: 12:09pm On Mar 18
JealousCobra:
None of IDF facilities has been destroyed so far

All animals are not equal...
Iran should should just eat the humble pie.
lwkmd cheesy
George Orwell, Animal Farm cool
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iranian Intelligence Minister, Esmail Khatib Killed Overnight - Says Israel by Gotocourt: 12:05pm On Mar 18
Dem don kpai kpai all the mullahs

Business › Re: Dangote Signs Gas Deal With China’s GCL To Power Ethiopia Fertilizer Project by Gotocourt: 9:55am On Mar 18
Ikpongiton:
Dangote is always on tax holiday,he doesn't pay tax,he only bribes tax officials and get away from the back door
Apapa Express, Obajana highway. All concrete is for what huh, Tax rebate. dey play my fans wink
Foreign Affairs › Re: The Reason Qassem Soleimani Was In Baghdad Shows How Complex The Iran Crisis Is by Gotocourt: 9:24am On Mar 18
cool
Foreign Affairs › Re: World News! Events Happening Around The World by Gotocourt: 8:33am On Mar 18
Uprightness100:
More from Netanyahu:

We are helping our American friends in the Gulf; we will assist both indirectly and through direct actions

There are many more surprises to come.
if you ask me, balls of steel, very daring in their exploits cool
Foreign Affairs › Re: World News! Events Happening Around The World by Gotocourt: 8:32am On Mar 18
Uprightness100:
ISRAELI Foreign Minister Sa’ar:

A $10 million bounty has been placed on Larijani’s head.

We did it for free.
damm, this comment burst my head cheesy grin wink
Business › Re: Dangote Signs Gas Deal With China’s GCL To Power Ethiopia Fertilizer Project by Gotocourt: 7:55am On Mar 18
Ikpongiton:
dangote is only making Nigeria poorer as a nation.find out how much he sells his products in other countries and compare with how he sells on Nigeria
Stale News undecided, FG Tax 50% on cement.🤷🏿
Business › Re: Dangote Signs Gas Deal With China’s GCL To Power Ethiopia Fertilizer Project by Gotocourt: 7:53am On Mar 18
Hope haters won't scream Monopoly cheesy
Foreign Affairs › Re: Afghanistan Says Pakistani Airstrike Killed 408 At Kabul Clinic by Gotocourt:
Terrorist seeking for justice grin cheesy

Terrorist don jam Islamabad cool

Compliant has been trashed , watched it on TV this morning. LWKMD cheesy


Taliban has been lobbying USA for the past two years 🤷🏿
Crime › Re: Multiple Explosions Rock Maiduguri, Many Feared Dead by Gotocourt: 8:43pm On Mar 16
It's really bad, I've watched the videos. Boko Haram has threatened to attack before the end of Ramadan. It happened at busy areas.

Unexploded bombs have been found too
Crime › Re: Reports Of Bandits Arrest At Akure Airport Is false And Inaccurate - Police by Gotocourt: 3:28pm On Mar 16
Till them kpai person for airport fess cry
Car Talk › Re: Ride Hailing Drivers Shut Down Operations Over Low Fares by Gotocourt: 3:08pm On Mar 16
shortgun:
They didn't make any noise when they were cashing out.
Then they were feeling pompous and arrogant, telling the whole world how they are earning more than bankers and other salary earners
It all ended after subsidy is gone embarassed
Car Talk › Re: Ride Hailing Drivers Shut Down Operations Over Low Fares by Gotocourt: 3:07pm On Mar 16
Vilgax:
This is pretty much how the gig economy was built to work.

It’s unfortunate, but it’s the reality. Platforms like Uber never really encouraged people to depend on them as their main income, and legally they’ve covered their bases.

Some drivers are still out working though (I’m literally in a Bolt right now). Hopefully the strike leads to something, but the glory days of Uber as a solid income source seem to be fading.
It's not profitable since the removal of Petrol Subsidy 📌💯
Celebrities › Re: What Really Happened Between Crayon And Mavin Records? ( Video Explained) by Gotocourt: 2:59pm On Mar 16
Seeplusplus:
I'm just even finding out today that there's an artist in Nigeria with the name Crayon
Ijo labalaba

Now you know cheesy

Ijo (Laba Laba)
Song by Crayon ‧ 2023



Lyrics


Open the fire, play the gbedu, let them know
E no finish oh
E no finish oh
Man no fit tire
Every day, I'm on the road
No limit oh
No limit oh
Eh, this na nsobu (nsobu)
Uju, turn down for who? (Turn down for who?)
Uju, robo robo (robo)
Mm, many things we can do (we can do)
Mm, tori I'm into you (into you)
Uju, wire for you (wire)
Tonight, I'll be dancin' all the pain away
Yeah, yeah-yeah
Ijo laba laba
Mm, gimme your hand and shoulder
Kosi isoro, get up
Blessings for your head top
Ijo laba laba
Mm, gimme your hand and shoulder
Ota no go get us
Helper go locate us
Ijo laba laba
Mm, gimme your hand and shoulder
Kosi isoro, get up
Blessings for your head top
Ijo laba laba
Mm, gimme your hand and shoulder
Ota no go get us
Helper go locate us ('cate us)
Loud am like Vuvuzela
No one can do you better
Ju'badi, falala for me (for me)
Whine am, go-go shawty (shawty)
Love the energy tonight
Kweku dey my side
But, na you dey my mind
My Uju, e don show
This na nsobu (nsobu)
Uju, turn down for who? (Turn down for who?)
Uju, robo robo (robo)
Mm, many things we can do (we can do)
Mm, tori I'm into you (into you)
Uju, wire for you (wire)
Tonight, I'll be dancing all the pain away
Yeah, yeah-yeah
Ijo laba laba
Mm, gimme your hand and shoulder
Kosi isoro, get up
Blessings for your head top
Ijo laba laba
Mm, gimme your hand and shoulder
Ota no go get us
Helper go locate us
IIjo laba laba
Mm, gimme your hand and shoulder
Kosi isoro, get up
Blessings for your head top
Ijo laba laba
Mm, gimme your hand and shoulder
Ota no go get us
Helper go locate us ('cate us)
Wa-wa-wa
Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: Osabuohien Osaretin / Prince Oghenemine Omoferi / Charles Chukwu Chibueze
Ijo (Laba Laba) lyrics © Ultra Music Publishing Europe Ag, Mavin Global Holdings Limited, Mavin Global Holdings Ltd.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Macron: Lebanon Should Recognise Israel In Return For Peace by Gotocourt: 2:57pm On Mar 16
FreeStuffsNG:
Macron has just been yarning upandan.

He is really coping badly with the crises yet his country is not directly involved in the war. Smh.

Hezbollah is the de facto power in Lebanon. It is mischievious of him to suggest that Lebanon will recognize Isreal in Occupied Palestine against Hezbollah with the popular support.
Sharp summary 📌💯
Foreign Affairs › Re: Macron: Lebanon Should Recognise Israel In Return For Peace by Gotocourt: 2:52pm On Mar 16
Lebanon back the disarming of Hezbollah could pave the way for a peace deal

This is what killed Ayatollah, it won't work 🤷🏿. Hezbollah is more powerful than Lebanese government 📌💯. How do they think it will work huh, I pity this Europeans.
Politics › Re: Ireti Kingibe: ADC Suspends Wuse Ward Chairman, Two Others by Gotocourt: 12:40pm On Mar 16
Wike structure don collect cheesy
Family › Re: Stop Marrying Broke Women, Pastor Okonkwo Tells Men by Gotocourt: 12:26pm On Mar 16
cyberbro:
But same ladies broke shame men daily and it's seen as a normal thing. A girl who treks wants a guy who drives, they tell you point blank, dem no send you.

What the pastor is saying is simple- men should set standards and stop dating/marrying liabilities in the name of relationship. A broke woman would set you back financially, while a woman who earns her own bread would compliment you. Take it or leave it.
Why e dey pain you, no worry, e go clear when you begin feed your bro wife 🤷🏿
Family › Re: Stop Marrying Broke Women, Pastor Okonkwo Tells Men by Gotocourt: 12:23pm On Mar 16
Na only Naija lady go broke shame you on wetin Dem no fit afford 🤷🏿.

One told me, I'll put her mum on monthly allowance when we marry angry
Agriculture › Re: Importation Wipes Out 90 Rice Mills by Gotocourt: 8:18am On Mar 16
Beautifulday:
Then something is wrong with Nigeria system of production.

The imported rice are bought. At what price that the local counterparts can't compete favourably?

The imported rice are transported from host nation. Initiate logistics cost isn't available in Nigerian rice production.

The imported rice incurs clearing cost which Nigerian rice do not suffer.

The imported rice has more processing value than local rice. Processing cost

The big question.

How is imported rice cheaper than local rice

Local man is confused
Greed📌💯🤷🏿
Foreign Affairs › Re: The Iran War By US & Israel Megathread by Gotocourt: 12:00am On Mar 16
Make Ayatollah commot head for window, i wan check something tongue
Foreign Affairs › Re: Desertions, Shortages & Army-IRGC Rift Strain Iran’s Military by Gotocourt: 7:37pm On Mar 15
Madridguy don twama, wahala for who no japaaaaa cheesy grin
Health › Re: Hospital Blackout In Suleja: Staff Use Phone Flashlights To Treat Patient(photos by Gotocourt: 5:45pm On Mar 15
Obodo Naija hospital na mortuary angry
Foreign Affairs › Re: World War III Could Kill Over 500 Million People – Peacepro by Gotocourt: 3:14pm On Mar 15
All die na die, war brings science and technology advancement
Family › Re: You Still Want To Marry? Lawyer Shares List Of Divorce Cases From One Court by Gotocourt: 1:26pm On Mar 15
Motayoayinde, never angry

Make i bend undecided
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Vows To Kill Netanyahu by Gotocourt: 12:30pm On Mar 15
Christlike01:
You people have never only wanted to kill Benjamin Netanyahu; you have always openly wished to wipe his country, Israel, off the face of the earth. So coming out now to vow to kill him as if this is some new resolve is not only laughable—it is pure hypocrisy.

For the sake of humanity, I sincerely hope you never succeed in carrying out that threat. Because if you ever did, the consequences would be devastating. Every single Iranian would pay a very heavy price, and Iran would never remain the same again.

Perhaps only then would you finally realize how dangerously vulnerable your country truly is—wide open to ferocious retaliation from the air, the sea, and the land. And that could very well mark the beginning of the end for Iran.
Forget jokers, make dem commot head for windows na, i wan check something cheesy
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Vows To Kill Netanyahu by Gotocourt: 12:20pm On Mar 15
shox:
thought you guys said you got him already. Who we go believe now? U?, madridguy? Fakestuffng? Biodun556? fsboperator? Or writeerng?
LWKMD cheesy

Omorr dem go kpai kpai all their generation. A war that is fought in your territory. Time to ban Ayotollah burial. cool
Crime › Re: LNSA Operatives Arrest Suspected Burglar Recover Locally Made Gun In Ikorodu by Gotocourt: 8:52am On Mar 15
Jagaban Army doing the work of their master tongue.

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