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Crime › Re: Uber Driver Stabbed To Death In Abuja Bakery Attack by Gotocourt: 7:46pm On Sep 15, 2025
Emperor wicked Wike haff carried all the mopols as escort angry
Food › Re: Hilda Baci Awarded Guinness World Record For Largest Pot Of Jollof Rice by Gotocourt: 7:25pm On Sep 15, 2025
DMCY:
If I sha come out tomorrow to cook ewa alagbado una nairaland people go sha turn out en masse for me abhi grin
Am rooting for you, we gonna pull-up for our boy📌💯🙌
Christianity Etc › Re: Boy Reportedly Receives Organ During Apostle Suleman’s Ministration by Gotocourt: 11:32am On Sep 15, 2025
Yes oOoOO, otobolizer. If you don't Gerrit, forgerrit it.
Romance › Re: Man In Long-distance Relationship Sends Brother To Propose To His Girlfriend by Gotocourt: 10:50am On Sep 15, 2025
In-law wey go pepper 🌶️ you. Omo, let her land abroad fess undecided
Car Talk › Re: Evolution Of The Rolls Royce Phantom (Photos) by Gotocourt: 10:48am On Sep 15, 2025
MemphitzDgreat1:
*In Nyesom Wike's voice*.....

And so what??
I have one cos my father was General Manager of so many companies
LWKMD 😅😂🤣
Family › Re: If Income Comes From Both Husband & Wife, The Two Must Do Chores Too - Lady Says by Gotocourt: 10:46am On Sep 15, 2025
Only if she's a virgin. Okirika won't come and decide how things go 🤷🏿
Education › Re: Old Name Of Some Countries In The World & Their New Names by Gotocourt: 9:34am On Sep 15, 2025
LillyandDaisy:
What about Babylon?
It's Iraq
Politics › Re: Debt Scandal: Ukachukwu Held Hostage Over ₦1billion (Video) by Gotocourt: 9:10am On Sep 15, 2025
Orlandoo:
Election is a dirty game. Soludo is lucky that he has no deserving opponent in the incoming guber election.
Ifeanyi Ubah was supposed to have giving him a good run for his thuggery but he's dead 🤷🏿
Romance › Re: Forget Their Forming. They Are All Hungry by Gotocourt: 8:22am On Sep 15, 2025
Any guy man knows their format, ladies na packaging coupled with insecurity. I don't rate them, na your character go determine your treatment.
Car Talk › Re: Evolution Of The Rolls Royce Phantom (Photos) by Gotocourt: 8:16am On Sep 15, 2025
Emperor wicked Wike got one of this wips in his garage
Food › Re: Osinbajo Praises Hilda Baci For Jollof Rice World Record Attempt by Gotocourt: 8:11am On Sep 15, 2025
Ahhhh, the president we never had. Such a refined and eloquent politician
Food › Re: I Used 4,000kg Rice, 612kg Oil In Guinness Jollof Rice Attempt — Hilda Baci by Gotocourt: 8:05am On Sep 15, 2025
That oil is real money 💵 aswearugad. Kudos on your attempt but that collapsed pot go fall your efforts
Politics › Re: One Passenger Killed, Nine Injured In Lagos-ibadan Expressway Accident by Gotocourt: 7:53am On Sep 15, 2025
All this drivers after washing eyes with monkey tail and throttling at full speed like they've got nine lives 😥
Autos › Re: Solara 2001 4.1million by Gotocourt: 7:22am On Sep 15, 2025
franchasng:
If it can go for 2.5m, reply, wanna get it for a respectful and loyal side chick. Hope it's 4plug?
Ahhhh comrade 🙌, 6 plugs bro.
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Alleges Who Really Funded Hilda Baci’s Guinness World Record Cook- by Gotocourt: 7:13am On Sep 15, 2025
Madam Olunloyo , the basket mouth is back with her usual stories.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Is Winning 2027 Election. Pics. by Gotocourt:
Walai:
They don't know what is coming. The biggest mistake APC made is suppressing the 2024 protest without addressing the key issues.
The real protest is on election day.We will keep 50 days long wake keeping on all INEC offices before,during and after the election at the ward, local government, state and national level. Let me see how the rigging will take place.
Rigging is not done at INEC offices, it's at ward coalition centers 📌💯. Your so called lecturers and party agent collaborate in the rigging process 👌📌💯
Politics › Re: Niger: Preachers, Imams Must Submit Their Scriptures For Review - Gov Bago by Gotocourt: 10:44pm On Sep 14, 2025
SadiqBabaSani:
THIS MAN DOING ALL THE WRONG THINGS RECENTLY.

From Radio ban to this,

Own goals everywhere
Niger state is the main origin offshoot of Boko Haram. It's surprising for me how the main capital never imploded till banditry started in the last five years though with religious background. It's a sharia state, there's a sect that doesn't enter vehicles but trek from town to town and sleep in mosques. Niger state is the size of five south east states of Nigeria, imagine the trekking the sect members undergo. Two helicopter gunships was deployed to Minna when a notorious Islamic preacher held a crusade in 2010, tension was high but it ended peacefully.
Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Silent Battles Husbands Fight In Marriage (but Never Talk About) by Gotocourt: 7:49pm On Sep 14, 2025
Caaz:
Cheating men just got more than a trillion excuses to cheat.



Point one....pressure to provide,bills do not entirely falls on the men,most their wives support them financially by chesting some of the bills.
Women always bring something to the table,i m not Talking of Kids,but monetary assistance.

Reasons why men are always advised to marry women who have something doing.



I kinda disagree with number 3....A woman cannot take care of the home,house chores, the Kids,herself, businesses and the rest,yet the man still expect her to take care of him 100%.....

Haba is the woman a robot?
This here are the reason why women age quickly and looks older than their age.

Some men citing that as excuses to cheat.
What makes a woman age faster is wasting time on irrelevant things like makeup, plaiting and other women stuffs. Calculate the daily/weekly/monthly time on the aforementioned and see the number of days wasted annually.
Business › Re: Dangote Petrol N65 Cheaper In Togo — Importers by Gotocourt: 3:41pm On Sep 14, 2025
esnbrutality:
Is that how you want to annex his business? Yoruba people sef, always believing you are smart.

All of a sudden he is an enemy , but you supported him against better judgement?

It's surprising that a Dangote that sells the most expensive cement in Africa, even though he doesn't import cement, is the epitome of a successful business man to you.
Blame the federal government on cement, Dangote has said FG charges %50 on cement 🤷🏿
Business › Re: Dangote Petrol N65 Cheaper In Togo — Importers by Gotocourt: 3:39pm On Sep 14, 2025
Aonkuuse:
As a business man, Dangote is more loyal to his pocket than to Nigeria. But that shouldn't stop him from being human... I wonder his motives if he can sell the petrol N65 cheaper in Nigeria and still keep his profits.
Asked if it was cheaper to import petrol than to buy from the Dangote refinery, Adewole said, “It’s not all the time that it is cheaper. But there are instances in which it was cheaper to buy from international markets, and not only did we buy from international markets, we bought from international traders that Dangote sold to.”

The cartels are fighting back, don't forget that they can still import from abroad. The richest downstream player now in Nigeria is Sayyu Idris Dantata who is Dangotes cousin, Director of Logistics of Dangote refinery and CEO of MRS. He's the one giving nupeng, dappman and IPMAN a good run for their troubles. Who will ever think that a whole nupeng will be rubbished someday 🤷🏿
Politics › Re: Anti-endsars Protest Campaigner, Yunusa ‘buhun Barkonun’ Yusuf, Dies During Sex by Gotocourt: 1:06pm On Sep 14, 2025
Ahhhh, Harder harder have finished comrade tongue.

Luurnnn from that gender
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Arrested In Romania For Rape And Attempted Murder Of Sex Worker by Gotocourt: 11:38am On Sep 14, 2025
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Our immigration agencies should be held responsible angry. Why on earth should they give a man who has this kind of criminal look visa in the first place? angry
Immigration don't give Visa, na passport. Ur brain don dey pain you abi undecided
Sports › Re: Tobi Amusan Begins Tokyo 2025 World Championships Campaign With Domineering Win by Gotocourt: 11:26am On Sep 14, 2025
Hope Tinubu have given them better sports wear angry. Nigeria must stain your white angry tongue
Nairaland General › Re: From Beer Parlors To Rooftop Lounges: How Lagos Nightlife Evolved by Gotocourt: 10:21am On Sep 14, 2025
free2ryhme:
until someone gets drunk and next fall from heights
Fight breakout go bloody, though they have strict bouncers
Romance › Re: This Happened At An Only Female Nightclub by Gotocourt: 10:17am On Sep 14, 2025
Very petty gender, Dem never buy make up kits, chop food, buy clothes na to spend for their fellow gender huh. Dey play tongue, you will hear Dem asking for catalogue and billing each other in same proportion. Bill each other for transportation fare😅😂🤣


Bolt drivers can testify to this 🤣
Christianity Etc › Re: How Long Should A Sermon Be In A Sunday Service? by Gotocourt: 10:07am On Sep 14, 2025
Dogalmighty17:
Na inside the Saturday hangover wey I dey deal with I go siddon for church pass 2 hours? Wetin the pastor wan dey talk wey pass 30 minutes? Abeg o!
30mins is the best for me, that's why many pentecostal churches have lots of members because they understand time management 🤷🏿.
Travel › Re: Canada rejects 1596 Nigerian asylum applications by Gotocourt: 8:10am On Sep 14, 2025
After spending millions of Naira, one end up getting rejected. Omo na wa oOoOO
Politics › Re: Throwback: Charlie Kirk’s False Claims On Christian Killings In Nigeria by Gotocourt: 3:23am On Sep 14, 2025
Omoawoke:
When boko haram started, they were burning churches and attacking Christians

You all kept quiet till they started with you Muslims too.

They killed Deborah and burnt her alive in broad daylight , you all kept quiet till now…
The evil you supported because you thought they weren’t attacking you, when they begin to attack you, no one will rescue you
Muslims in the north west are collecting on a steady now. Am a living witness on how the north east states mainly of Borno and Yobe collapsed. We ran to north central for safety, thanks to President BAT for empowering the security forces
Crime › Re: Top 5 Countries With The Most Corrupt Police Forces by Gotocourt: 3:38pm On Sep 13, 2025
I don't believe this thread, after declaring APC and PDP te rroist groups. Forget Nigerian police and judiciary. They are very corrupt 👌📌💯
Celebrities › Re: Charly Boy Seeks Suitable Wife For 46-year-old Divorced Son –lists Qualification by Gotocourt: 3:24pm On Sep 13, 2025
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Father's love...

My popsman did the same thing to me some years ago...There was this young ijaw girl whom my old man really liked and was jokingly telling her that his son would marry her....I thought he was joking,not until he started telling me to go ahead..... unfortunately,I was already dating my current banny and I told him I don't have that time and strength to be in relationships with two different bannies....That ended the whole stuff angry
Babe wey you for sample, pop's bringing you into manhood properly 🤣😅😂

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