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I've turned one for boiling water

Viare9:
When she walks away from you mad:
Follow her.

When she stares at your mouth:
Kiss her.

When she pushes you or hits you:
Grab her and don’t let go.

When she starts cussing at you:
Kiss her and tell her you love her.

When she's quiet:
Ask her what’s wrong.

When she ignores you:
Give her your attention.

When she pulls away:
Pull her back.

When you see her at her worst:
Tell her she's beautiful.

When you see her start crying:
Just hold her and don’t say a word.

When you see her walking:
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared:
Protect her.

When she lays her head on your shoulder:
Tilt her head up and kiss her.

When she steals your favorite shirt:
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.

When she teases you:
Tease her back and make her laugh.

When she doesn't answer for a long time:
Reassure her that everything is okay.

When she looks at you with doubt:
Back yourself up.

When she says that she likes you:
She really does more than you could understand.

When she grabs at your hands:
Hold hers and play with her fingers.

When she bumps into you:
Bump into her back and make her laugh.

When she tells you a secret:
Keep it safe and untold.

When she looks at you in your eyes:
Don’t look away until she does. she misses you:
She's hurting inside.

When you break her heart:
The pain never really goes away.

When she says it's over:
She still wants you to be hers.

When she re-posts this bulletin:
She wants you to read it.

BROTHERS:

If you love her, don't cheat on her.

Treat her like a person and not something to show off.

Grab her neck when you kiss her - it's a real turn-on.

Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything.

If she doesn’t call you it’s because she’s waiting for you to call her.

Never cheat on her - because 10 years later she'll remember you.

When she's mad: hug her tight and don't let go.

When she says she's ok: don’t believe it, talk to her - because 10 years later she'll remember you.

Just worship her

Agbado idiots

Tueh for Agbado himself and Agbadorians his gullible followers

Can married women apply? Can they live off campus? Is their self contain/studio accomodations?



Visage24

ElevationD:
Very old and disgraceful practice.

They only mentioned what tourists experience at the hands of the shameless immigration officers, who in their positions do not know that the airport is the door into the country. They only talked about what is experienced at the counters. We should also talk about the experience while exiting aircrafts. All those “welcome” are not heartfelt, but borne out of their greedy desire to rip everyone, including Nigerians off.

First time travelers receive horrors from immigration officers. With accusations of holding fake passports/visas to not seeing your face on their screen, just to rip you off.

A few years ago, on arrival, an immigration lady told me that my face did not show up on her screen. I asked her what she meant and she asked me to stand aside while she attended to other disembarking passengers. Having spent over 10 minutes waiting and the crooked lady did not attend to me, I went back to her. I had just returned from Dubai, India and Malaysia. She saw the visas on my phone and I had used it to passport severally. When I started screaming, she called her boss, who then asked her what the problem was. When she gave her stupid story, her boss asked her to screen the passport again, right in my presence. Instantly my face came up and her boss apologized. I asked her to immediately apologize to me otherwise I would embarrass her instantly. She immediately apologized for her attempt to fleece me.

Airports and border points are crooked areas for men and women in uniform to financially fleece everyone, irrespective of country or status. I hope the current internal affairs minister can clean up the mess.

Nice one comrade

RIP

Exceed15:
1st Class Simp!

Original donkey. He's carrying another problems on his own

Jeon:
Abeg ,all style nah style.

Les

That must be Tulumbu

flyinnizam:
Tinubulations.....everybody must collect.

Dangote started speaking in parables, opened book of lamentations , screaming woto woto wity wity wata wata 🔥 😨

He had to fight for his survival like a ratchet man living hand to mouth

May Agbadorians never happen to you

Tinubu will have a very though campaign 2027.
His economic policies backfired, his aides are causing him more harm . Seems like he banned them from talking during the protest

ORO Worshippers used and dumped

VDM have exposed this one

Two comedians haff clashed🤣🤣🤣


Pastor market is going down, sheeples ain't throwing money any how.
Tulumbu haff reset everyone's brain

#Freethesheeples

Hmmm, who noticed the OP didn't put details , it's those people that like torturing children OOO
Go to Sahara reporters for full details. NCAN has confirmed but doesn't want to be banned.

A sharp clue (Their Chiefs use red caps). Check my attached picture for the perpetrator clearer face

Fear that gender


Weaker vessels ko! Cunny vessel ni!

They are allover prayers houses and ministries still the most possessed gender by marine spirits , demons and principalities.


Observe how all that gender avoided this thread.

Keep the fire burning till you achieve your dreams

Dreams keep people alive 💯🔥

silibaba:
Which one be banker?

A.k.a south African built for African market. I think European market

Tulumbu dealing with Nigerians from day one

Guy man skull is shrinking

The boy go blind . See person turn cray fish abi okporoko

One Mu-Mu ticket Agbadorians is requesting for him and his girlfriend.

Tulumbu made Nigerians lost values

First comment in Hausa

Agbado idiot

The two both join combine pair of you are very stupid

Yen yen yen like teenagers testing love

Olatara:
I know this since 2018 when a teacher in my former school in on Island Ms O... said she sold hers twice to get money when she was broke.
She even described how painful the removal was.
I was too shocked to speak.

Very painful oOoOO. My Guys ex and her clique were selling very well in Jos 150K around 2020

Local man was shocked

LeeSmart:
Mr it's a common practice here in PH, i heard from reliable source daht benue state is also taking a queue in dis trade also.
Wetin be my own for here, as our woke brothers/sisters go talk say their body their choice.

Normal normal for Jos

Mad oOoOO

Namaster:
430,000 from Nigeria alone?

Indians are still there.

Give it 30 years and all the cultures and civilisation that the UK sailed to on their ship and OPPRESSED and DAMAGED with their presence will FLY on planes to overrun the UK.

Love this for the UK!

This is the kind of REPARATIONS people should seek instead of doing Yahoo. Go to their country and use their resources like they used yours.

Warri people will say:

First to do, e no dey pain;
Second to do, eye go red.

First to do, e no dey pain;
Second to do, eye go red

Werey