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thesicilian:
The way you're so cool with cheating on your fiance

I regret it

Ikennaford:
Not MIGHT,,,,, she's receiving it, and they are fuuccing her with reckless abandon

Taaar... Not my precious jewel

calabaman:
One beer on you.
Halla me make I stone you 404.

No stress, eyen eka

calabaman:
Lai lai op.

I'm in uyo.

Tell me the location of the joint

Jokes aside, I'm guessing you mean the one close to 2lane.

I would advice you refrain from such and respect the sanctity of what you are about to enter.

How do I know the place....?

During my early years, my guy carry me there.

I even saw a former course mate from uniben.

Lol
I Base in Ikono, the place is on your way to Ik, you stop at Abak10 junction, cross to the other side, it's about 3 minutes walk from the junction

Carndidlaydid:
Flimsy excuse Mr sir greyapple

So you won't feel bad if she was trying to pass time like you..

Hmmm, honestly, I'm regretting, I thought it's the same home and away, and I'm glad I had that horrible experience,
I'll feel betrayed if my fiancee does such but we've built our trust to like 80%

Pennywise2:
don't ever try it again. U are lucky now. Don't lie to those looking over you. Life has no duplicate

Thanks man!
My mom and others are really trying, they're like CCTV

SmellingAnus:
I just feel like God saved your life and your path...

I've always had this feeling that I can't dig any random hole

FriendsAndFans:
I have seen this exact story on nairaland before


This side is redacted

This is my personal experience, and it was funny to me and I don't have anyone to share it with, so I posted it here

Carndidlaydid:
Your mind can never be at rest you this wicked thing.. Ireally pity your fiancee , she is hanging out with the devil's spawn


Whatever test you are going for ipray it comes out positive

Aye o!
Madam wetin I do you na?
The reason I did it was that I don't want to have another girl before she returns

I'll get myself tested, and I'll get stronger antibiotics, tho I'm not feeling anything and nothing happened to the CD that whole time, but my mind is not at rest, I won't want to pass anything to my fiancee, I hate hurting her

VinnyBaba:
Lolss.
Anyways, patronizing Call Girls is NOT for Every Guy.

It's for Hard Men like Mechanics, Iron Damage Boys, Bus Drivers, Policemen, Soldiers, etc.

Mommy's Boys or Serious Relationship Guys can will always MESS up when trying to fcvk an Ashawo.

You're very correct, the guy said he was iron condemn before someone bought him the open Keke on hire purchase

obinna58:
An ordinary don’t touch me can kill my erection for the whole day talk less of dirty environment, bad attitude

Ah swear, I was like a learner before her, me wey be Odogwu

Chukwuisgreat:
Forget all those people saying that dey enjoy olosho, it's a lie.

Sleeping with olosho is the worst thing to do. It is better for you to masturbate and get relief.

Watch this video and thank me later.

https://youtube.com/shorts/oZMr7tpX6qI?si=i1TNp7C6Iz4rvGGs

Masturbation causes addiction, and later PE

I was in the office today when one of my staff took permission to go and get something, i enquired if anyone is around in case a customer comes, he told me ( scope) that the other guy is outside the gate discussing, so I allowed him,
I went into the bathroom, took shower and prepared to leave ( was going to get some things around Uyo)
On getting to the gate, a customer drove in and wanted to load, ( he came before and the boy that just left helped him to load)
I looked for the other boy, he was nowhere to be found, hmmm, I'm here for business o..
I assisted in loading and we started gisting...
He told me how he's hustling to keep his family, how he takes care of his wife e.t.c
But what caught my attention was when he said
That he goes to Olosho* to ease himself, as he doesn't want to overuse the wife.
He told me how they are friendly and respectful, and cheap (1k) that he stopped there before he came to pick goods.
I was like wow!
That's a great way to ease my tension, as my fiancee has just left for NYSC.
I started forming that I used to do it in Ibadan but since I newly came, I don't know my way around ( me wey never patronize Olosh* before)
Since I was prepared to go out ( before he came) I told him to wait me so I can shower again, and he can take me there( a new way to ease my tension)
After like 10 minutes ride from my place, we took a turn and entered the street,
Him: This hotel has lodging, but ,they' are not there
We went on a bit
Him: this is the place, but they are indoors, because it's daytime
We entered the bar, he wanted to ask for Ballamor, but I asked for 2 bottles of champion.
As we were drinking
Him: That one na ride o, pointing to a fair, moderately azzed and b00bed lady
Again, he showed me another one...
Fortunately, the fair one came to serve us drinks, and along the line, she uttered some Yoruba language...
Me: Have you stayed in Lagos before?
Her: No
Me: How come you speak Yoruba so good? She gave me a wink.
I stood up, went to her and we talked for a while in Yoruba.
Told her I'll be back to play with her, she said alright.
So we departed and my customer went his way.
I hurriedly went to Uyo, got all I needed, returned , and closed all the workers early, leaving only the security man.
Took Keke, I told the driver that I was going to Ikpe,( was not sure tho, but I know the junction)
When I got there, I alighted and ask him the name of the junction, he said it's Abak10.
I strolled down the street, and got to their abode, as I raised me eyes, I beheld the fair skinned lady, and immediately we started flowing with Yoruba, she told me to wait that she's busy ( guess she had a client)
I took a sit, brought out my phone and started seeing a live match.
It was past 7pm and she was taking like forever to return, then my mom's call came in and she asked where I was ( that's our normal way of doing things, we call by 7pm to be sure everyone is safely at home, wherever they may be) I told her I went to get some things on the street in my area, next my fiancee called, I told her same, and lastly my fiancee's mom called ( I lied to all of them).
As I was going back to my seat, one olosh* approached me:
Her: let's go in
Me: I'm waiting for someone
It was getting dark, and I don't like moving at night, so I asked her
Will you do me well
Her: just give me a try
Me: you look good
Her: that's why they rush me
Me: let's go
Her: my room is at the back
On our way...
Her: let me pee, so that when u handle me, I won't bedwet
Me: smiling
.............................................................................................
We got to the backyard, Omo, I was like a CNN reporter covering a ghetto crime scene.
The whole place was unkempt, small rooms demarcated by plywood that is just the size of the mattress laid on d floor, the door to the room was almost falling off. Gush!
My morale dropped at first, no light, I had to light my phone
She spread a wrapper on the mattress, started pulling off, Omo! I was turned off! ( Meanwhile, I've taken 2 bottles of palm wine with groundnut, which is my action combo, my fiancee always begs me after I take it)
I undressed, she brought out a CD, she grabbed my rod and was like... Na this big thing you want pay me 1k for? Oya bring the money joor
I reached for my wallet and handed her 1k,
She fitted the CD on my rod, and also rubbed the PDiddy/Burna Boy stuff on the CD and also on the entrance of her gate.
Everywhere was slippery...
She just laid down and told me to dig, Omo...
My rod went flaccid, no pre-intimacy, no romance, I said I wanted to play with her b00bies, she said I will add 500h, I gave her, I was desperate just to at least do something, but my rod never responded, she started complaining that I'm the cause, that I drank, or I must have patronized another person before her.
Omo what I only noticed the only time my rod managed to respond was that her inside was very hot! I mean, I've never felt that kind of hot paradise before, I almost asked if She was on her monthly salary, but I kept quiet, I tried to finger her, she said I should never try that, I tried to play with her clitty clatta, she refused, the whole scene reminded me of when my mom used to force me to eat when I'm sick.
Too much complain ( I'm not used to such environment while digging)
I do it with calmness and pleasure, and I don't usually use CD, because I do it with my fiancee always.
Out of anger, I stood up, pulled out the CD, reached for my clothes, and dressed while she kept on ranting.
I maintained my steeze and walked out of the corridor.
On my way out, I met the fair skinned lady, I greeted her and said ore mi ( meaning my friend) she said I'm not your friend, honestly I wanted to go in with her to see if I could get it on with her, but she refused talking to me, that's how I left, laughing at myself all along.
What an adventure!
On My way home, I touched the base of my rod and felt some sticky stuff, I guess it's from her, when I got home, I showered and took some antibiotics.
When I took up my phone, merely seeing my fiancee's pic, my rod came up!

allthingsgood:
Straight to hell

Judge not

Righteousness2:
Its the Last of the Last moments. There is an Explosion of All sorts of Inquity , abominations, Sodomy , Wickedness and Evils.



We need the Help and Grace of GOD to stay Focused and Prepared in Holiness, righteousness and Purity.

Even as the World is being soaked in Evil! Stay Focused!
JESUS CHRIST IS COMING QUICKLY!

I knew you'll be the first to cum and mastūrbhate on this thread, nothing like the last of the last moments, everybody is free to live their lives the way it pleases them

WriterNig:
The wrath of God is upon them for touching God's annointed people of 🇷🇺 Russia.

More to come 🥂

Russians paid the ultimate price for the world's freedom today. 30 million Russians died defeating Nazi Germany. Without them, we Africans would be farm animals in Nazi concentration camps.

Are you related t Righteousness22?

BrotherJapa:
I work from home so stay indoors most times. When I go out, it is either appointments or dining at restaurants before returning indoors. I have a fully furnished home office with a bath and shower.

Please what type of work do you do from home, can you teach me? I will pay

Righteousness2:
The Wickedness, Meaness and Evil of our Generation has Surpassed that of Sodom, Gomorrah and the Noah Generation.

Hearts are Seared with RED HOT IRON !!!

Surely and Definitely! GOD WILL DESTROY HUMANITY AGAIN!

Make Peace with JESUS CHRIST! Escape For your Life!!!! NOW is the Time ACCEPTED

Sign of rapture again?

Righteousness2:
2025 is off to a Very Biblical Start!



We are Living in the Last of the Last moments.
Settle the Matter of your soul.
Live in tge Conciousness of your Eternity.

And you shall be disappointed yet again by those signs you think are end time signs, your 5th generation won't even see the rapture because it's a man made illusion

Righteousness2:
All these your Grammars are Meaningless and Useless to you , to Me and to all of Humanity

Hear the Truth of Life;

No Matter How righteous you are
No Matter How Religious one is,
No Matter how Nice or philanthropic one is,
No Matter how Good people say you are,

If your Righteousness is not Built on the LORD JESUS CHRIST, My Brother you Have Wasted your life. Straight to Hell Fire.

Any Human on Earth Who Desires Eternal life MUST BELIEVE AND SURRENDER to the LORDSHIP OF JESUS CHRIST.

JESUS CHRIST IS THE RIGHTEOUSNESS OF GOD. Without JESUS CHRIST! All our So called Righteousness are Filthy Rags.


You won't say tou didnt hear or you didnt know!
The Ball is in your court.

I don't type much, but you need a rethink,
Jesus was a Jew, practiced Jewish religion, killed the Jewish way, but you call yourself a Christian and worship a Jew, how does that add up?

I know you are a Chosen, but the day you will enter Catholic church and worship, or you go to Anglican to pay your tithe, or the day your church will employ a Methodist as a common security guard, I will return to Christianity, but for now, I'm an Atheist

Righteousness2:
Condolences to His Family.
The End of an Era.

I just Hope he made Genuie Peace with JESUS CHRIST before he left this sinking world.

BELIEVING and SURRENDERING to the LORD JESUS CHRIST is what really Matters.
Because it does not Matter who you are, Your age, Position or appointment on Earth, or Whatever.

If you Depart this World Without JESUS CHRIST! YOU Have WASTED your life

Na lie, so you mean there's no righteous Muslim, no righteous Hindi, or all Buddhist monk wouldn't make heaven?
Where do you even think this heaven is?
Abel Damina even makes us know that heaven is within you, NASA has explored almost everywhere, even space, and heaven is not there, so abeg make we hear word.

You are a Christian because you were born into it, if you were born a Hindi, you would be Hindi

Seniorwriter:
Do both.

Use two to three weeks to have a full scope of the POS biz then employ a personnel.

Seniorwriter

So you are back on nairaland Charles Adakaren, you scammer, it shall not be well with you and your entire generation, you that scammed me of $850, it shall not be well with you, your generation will perish untimely, I called you out with my other monicker and you didn't respond,
Please all Nairalanders, beware of this guy, he's a terrible scammer with investment ideas, he has scammed a lot of people on this platform, and he's back to wreck more havoc, his real name is Charles Adakaren, but he will direct you to a female Facebook profile named Sarah Adakaren, and mind you, I'm still in search of you

I need links to those videos

The name sounds female ish

Very funny African mentality, how do you come to conclusion that an oath you took with a book printed in black and white could have any effect on your life?

Righteousness2:
The World is on a Brink of a Prophetic Shift.

Scriptures are falling into a place right before our eyes.

The prophecies that were Sealed in Daniel are being REVEALED as we get closer to the end of time.

The Holy Bible is the Greatest and Most Imporrant book for all Humanity on the Face of Earth

You dont need a prophet to prophesy anything.
Scripture is literally jumping off the pages of the Bible lately and ending up on tomorrow's news headlines.

The Wise will understand and do the needful! The Foolish will not

Get ready Folks! Live ready!
EVERYTHING IS SET
This World is about to Explode!

The RAPTURE could happen anytime anyday.
Settle the Matter of your Soul with JESUS CHRIST. There is no more time

Keep deceiving yourself and keep yourself under imaginary bondage, the rapture that our great grand father waited and never saw, now, how old are you? Your children will still wait and don't see the rapture.

Votes that were cast inside strong PDP members houses, elections that election materials were carted away freely mtcheeww

Huh

Oh death, when will you find your way to Aso Rock and take the oldest person there?

Abeg who don knack oyibo kpekus before?
Does it feel different?