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CareerAdvice To All Upcoming Artists by gritzky(op): 7:16pm On Dec 22, 2016
BY @PROPELLER_YEYEBODY


Truth be told you don't need to know someone big in d entertainment industry for you to make it to the top. You have the talent and creativity then start something new, these successful artists won't respond to your messages because they believe no one helped them attain their fame which may not be true. The system is corrupt,saw a friend of mine in a nollywood movie today and when i called to ask watsup, she is like"i know person for dere now na my aunty friend" and am just laughing.. If you know someone there then #good4u. If you dont like me dont relent you can be the game changer even if the resources and finance is not there,do what I do: chill and wait for that opportunity.. And when People least expect #DO_SOMETHING_2_B_POPULAR
am already doing mine what about you?
@itshelenpaul @funkejenifaakindele @delemomoduovation @waconzy @officiallolo1 @crystaltouchmovies @aycomedian @miiimiii_e @ufuomamcdermott @omonioboli


lalasticlala mynd44
Jokes EtcPlease True Life Story:i Need Your Help by gritzky(op): 11:37pm On Dec 21, 2016
A NAIRALANDER NEEDS YOUR HELP
IG:PROPELLER_YEYEBODY

I seizuresly don't understand I ask her out she refuse me like bounce check because am not honourary enough,i rest my case afterall agbero nor want overload.. 6months later after no communication she is at my doorstep like father Christmas. I let her in we resting on the bed,she just laffing unnecessarily like am basketmouth, she won't stay one place moving like earthworm they pour salt on.. And now I get up to go outside and have a fiesta sorry I meant siesta and noticed my buttons have been unbuttoned. Logically whats the cause of all these harrazement it must be one out of these 2 reasons

1.she expecting to become a nursery mother and want a quick father..(i cant even pay 200h to cut my hair so razzmattazz)
2. Her testoterone is 100 celcius and shez looking for me as deep freezer
Pls advice am seizuresly confused

IG @PROPELLER_YEYEBODY
Jokes EtcPopular Pick Up Lines Used By Nigerian Guys To Woo A Lady by gritzky(op): 9:58am On Dec 20, 2016
LOL DONT FORGET TO FOLLOW ON IG @PROPELLER_YEYEBODY... A. The Dude in a Car This guy slow down, park well, Dude :'hey babygirl, the sun is too hot. Can I drop you off?" Me: No thank you, you're not going in my direction. Dude : Your direction is my direction baby... I will rather trek than be used for blood money oh...call me paranoid sha. End of Discussion B. The Poet (This type na only songs dem dey memorize to toast girls. If you stop them halfway, dem go start again) Runs up to me... Poet: "Hello angel, as I was walking down the road my heart says stop, You are more beautiful than any...." Me: Sorry?do I know you? Poet : *clears throat* "Hello angel, as I was walking down the road my heart says stop , you are..." Me: Sorry, im rushing somewhere. End of Discussion C. The Cheesy Lyricist (Always giving cheesy recycled pickup lines) CheesyLyricist: "Was your father a thief?Cos I think he stole the stars and put them in your eyes." Me : what? CheesyLyricist : "I mean, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" Me : *dumb look* CheesyLyricisit : "What a lovely smile you have, do you use MacCleans toothpaste too?" what has this boy been reading jor? End of Discussion D. The Familiar Guy (They always claim they have met you before...somewhere) Familiar Guy: "Hi, your face looks familair, have we met before?" Me: No Familiar Guy: "Did you attend 'so&so school? how about this&that church? oh...it might be.." Me : I have never seen you before , sorry. Familiar Guy: "Well, your face looks familiar, my name is fred what is yours..." Familiar ko, similar ni. End Of Discussion The best 'toasting' I got was from my boobookins...he didn't have to say anything at all. *covers face* lol. In the end it depends on if you're 'feeling the boy shebi??' I bet it's not easy to be a guy though.lol. Please Share your best/ worst pick up lines with me.... :-XI remember... A. The Dude in a Car This guy slow down, park well, Dude :'hey babygirl, the sun is too hot. Can I drop you off?" Me: No thank you, you're not going in my direction. Dude : Your direction is my direction baby... I will rather trek than be used for blood money oh...call me paranoid sha. End of Discussion B. The Poet (This type na only songs dem dey memorize to toast girls. If you stop them halfway, dem go start again) Runs up to me... Poet: "Hello angel, as I was walking down the road my heart says stop, You are more beautiful than any...." Me: Sorry?do I know you? Poet : *clears throat* "Hello angel, as I was walking down the road my heart says stop , you are..." Me: Sorry, im rushing somewhere. End of Discussion C. The Cheesy Lyricist (Always giving cheesy recycled pickup lines) CheesyLyricist: "Was your father a thief?Cos I think he stole the stars and put them in your eyes." Me : what? CheesyLyricist : "I mean, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" Me : *dumb look* CheesyLyricisit : "What a lovely smile you have, do you use MacCleans toothpaste too?" what has this boy been reading jor? End of Discussion D. The Familiar Guy (They always claim they have met you before...somewhere) Familiar Guy: "Hi, your face looks familair, have we met before?" Me: No Familiar Guy: "Did you attend 'so&so school? how about this&that church? oh...it might be.." Me : I have never seen you before , sorry. Familiar Guy: "Well, your face looks familiar, my name is fred what is yours..." Familiar ko, similar ni. End Of Discussion The best 'toasting' I got was from my boobookins...he didn't have to say anything at all. *covers face* lol. In the end it depends on if you're 'feeling the boy shebi??' I bet it's not easy to be a guy though.lol. Please Share your best/ worst pick up lines with me....
LALASTICLALA MYND44
IG @PROPELLER_YEYEBODY
BusinessAm Looking For Instagram Page To Buy by gritzky(op): 7:58am On Dec 20, 2016
PLEASE IF YOU HAVE LIKE 10K AND ABOVE FOLLOWERS ON YOUR INSTAGRAM PAGE AND WOULD LOVE TO SELL WHASSAP ME:LETS NEGOTIATE 07068827119
Jokes EtcVideo Mmm Throws Last Punch by gritzky(op): 5:26pm On Dec 19, 2016
mmm have thrown their. last punch we can only pray they will come back....I wanted to start my radio film show with their money chaiii

don't forget to follow IG @propeller_yeyebody

watch video


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3eV4Sd1Lps&gl=NG&hl=en&client=mv-google
Jokes EtcMan Takes Selfie With Xmas Ram by gritzky(op): 2:11pm On Dec 19, 2016
this @propeller_yeyebody is funny sha he should have draw nearer to the ram make e for collect
dix won't make FP na only snake dey reach dere

Jokes EtcPlease Guys Support Mc Propeller_yeyebody by gritzky(op): 12:00pm On Dec 17, 2016
please guys as an upcoming entertainer I really need your support below is a link of my videos please watch and if you sincerely like them go ahead and follow on instagram @propeller_yeyebody and fb:Omoze Victor Eyike

please support an upcoming and may God support you in your hustle


https://m.youtube.com/my_videos?p=1&gl=NG&hl=en&client=mv-google
BusinessI Am In Need Of An Online Publicist For My Comedy Skits by gritzky(op): 11:46am On Dec 17, 2016
if you have huge amount of Twitter, instagram and fb followers pm me 07068827119
Jokes EtcVideo: A Friend Used My 1million Alabi Ticket As Tissue Paper And Ticket Won by gritzky(op): 7:58am On Dec 17, 2016
PLEASE GUYS WATCH VIDEO AND ADVICE ME ON WHAT TO DO...1MILLION TICKET WASTED LIKE THAT. .CHAI

abeg follow on instagram mah I send you 100naira card @propeller_yeyebody

link to video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cqfBLzQbjw&hl=en&gl=NG&client=mv-google

lalasticlala abeg second time am beggi ng for front page
Jokes EtcHilarious Video:my Dear Future Wife Must Be Yexy by gritzky(op): 9:23am On Dec 11, 2016
Hi am propeller yeyebody an upcoming comedian please watch the videos and share don't forget to follow on IG=propeller_yeyebody for more funny videos Lalasticlala,seun,fynestboi please am on my knees begging for front page please help my carrear God bless


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=725n_-BvUCc&gl=NG&hl=en&client=mv-google
Jokes EtcHilarious Video Of American Threats Vs Naija Threats by gritzky(op): 9:08am On Dec 11, 2016
Lalasticlala,seun,fynestboi please am on my knees begging for front page please help my carrear God bless


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mFQ24nHr_U&gl=NG&hl=en&client=mv-google
Jokes EtcHilarious Video: Life In Uniben Hostel by gritzky(op): 8:34am On Dec 11, 2016
this happens majorly in school hostels in Naija
also known as "I waka well"
follow on IG=propeller_yeyebody
Lalasticlala,seun,fynestboi please am on my
knees begging for front page please help my
career



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=505LUX_vKAA&gl=NG&hl=en&client=mv-google
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious Video Of What Happens In University Of Benin Hostel by gritzky(op): 1:18am On Dec 11, 2016
recievesense:
the concept is on point
thanks boss
Jokes EtcHilarious Video Of What Happens In University Of Benin Hostel by gritzky(op): 12:35am On Dec 11, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=505LUX_vKAA&hl=en&gl=NG&client=mv-google

this happens majorly in school hostels in Naija also known as "I waka well"


follow on IG=propeller_yeyebody

Lalasticlala,seun,fynestboi please am on my knees begging for front page please help my career
Jokes EtcHilarious Comedy Skits By A Nairalander.. by gritzky(op): 12:22am On Dec 11, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=505LUX_vKAA&hl=en&gl=NG&client=mv-google


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mFQ24nHr_U&hl=en&gl=NG&client=mv-google


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=725n_-BvUCc&hl=en&gl=NG&client=mv-google





Hi am propeller yeyebody an upcoming comedian please watch the videos and share
don't forget to follow on IG=propeller_yeyebody for more funny videos

Lalasticlala,seun,fynestboi please am on my knees begging for front page please help my carrear God bless
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Visits Her Former Primary School Teacher In Lagos(pics,video) by gritzky: 9:21am On Nov 26, 2016
jerryking06:
this is good
I know one day I will also visit my primary school with helicopter and media all around to capture the moment.
FCT tinz
dedicated to all my primary school teachers
OZWUOR
EducationRe: Snake Killed By A Nairalander In His House Today by gritzky: 6:00pm On Oct 25, 2016
u change from ur singlet to mortuary attendant just to kill snake
SportsRe: Brazil Legend Carlos Alberto Dies At 72 by gritzky: 5:57pm On Oct 25, 2016
rip man.......say hi to 2pac for me
CelebritiesRe: Noble Igwe Rocks Bum Short Ankara Outfit In South Africa. Fans React by gritzky: 11:46am On Oct 23, 2016
see leg fyn like abuja runs babe..oya cucumber crew
PoliticsRe: If You Were Given One Day As The President Of Nigeria What Will You Do? by gritzky: 11:43am On Oct 23, 2016
I will loot money and Bleep Bleep Bleep till my dick fall off
CultureRe: Chiefs Arrest Five For Holding Funeral During Oba’s Coronation by gritzky: 11:41am On Oct 23, 2016
..omo see signal u dey feel am
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by gritzky: 7:45pm On Sep 28, 2016
COUNTDOWN TO NIGERIA INDEPENDENCE.....
THEREFORE WE WILL BE GIVING 13ODD FROM 28TH OF SEPT-01 OCT 2016..FOR A DISCOUNTED FEE OF 2000 NAIRA GET FIRST SET OF GAMES TOday #HAPPY INDEPEN
BusinessRe: How Much Does It Cost To Acquire Service Of An App Developer by gritzky(op): 3:49pm On Sep 23, 2016
werthy:
What kind of apps,
Mobile or web
mobile
BusinessHow Much Does It Cost To Acquire Service Of An App Developer by gritzky(op): 3:00pm On Sep 23, 2016
please I want to know
BusinessQuick Teller Help Help by gritzky(op): 1:38pm On Sep 13, 2016
please I tried to withdraw into my gtbank account from western Union through quickteller but response I keep getting is "your transaction cannot be processed please try again later" has anyone encountered this and what solution..... I would have collected it directly from bank but I don't have national I'd card only have student I'd card university
Technology MarketQuickteller Help Help by gritzky(op): 8:32am On Sep 13, 2016
please I tried to withdraw into my gtbank account from western Union through quickteller but response I keep getting is "your transaction cannot be processed please try again later" has anyone encountered this and what solution.....
I would have collected it directly from bank but I don't have national I'd card only have student I'd card university
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by gritzky: 3:58pm On Sep 12, 2016
kul
Music/RadioRe: Anyone To Buy My Dope Music Tracks by gritzky: 11:00am On Sep 12, 2016
Albertino22:
I have a series of more than 10 tracks..but i am not financial stable to even promote.. Its only play along my friends phone only..

Contact me.. Lets talk

aasuquo44@gmail.com
send me your whassap no

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