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BY @PROPELLER_YEYEBODY Truth be told you don't need to know someone big in d entertainment industry for you to make it to the top. You have the talent and creativity then start something new, these successful artists won't respond to your messages because they believe no one helped them attain their fame which may not be true. The system is corrupt,saw a friend of mine in a nollywood movie today and when i called to ask watsup, she is like"i know person for dere now na my aunty friend" and am just laughing.. If you know someone there then #good4u. If you dont like me dont relent you can be the game changer even if the resources and finance is not there,do what I do: chill and wait for that opportunity.. And when People least expect #DO_SOMETHING_2_B_POPULAR am already doing mine what about you? @itshelenpaul @funkejenifaakindele @delemomoduovation @waconzy @officiallolo1 @crystaltouchmovies @aycomedian @miiimiii_e @ufuomamcdermott @omonioboli lalasticlala mynd44 |
A NAIRALANDER NEEDS YOUR HELP IG:PROPELLER_YEYEBODY I seizuresly don't understand I ask her out she refuse me like bounce check because am not honourary enough,i rest my case afterall agbero nor want overload.. 6months later after no communication she is at my doorstep like father Christmas. I let her in we resting on the bed,she just laffing unnecessarily like am basketmouth, she won't stay one place moving like earthworm they pour salt on.. And now I get up to go outside and have a fiesta sorry I meant siesta and noticed my buttons have been unbuttoned. Logically whats the cause of all these harrazement it must be one out of these 2 reasons 1.she expecting to become a nursery mother and want a quick father..(i cant even pay 200h to cut my hair so razzmattazz) 2. Her testoterone is 100 celcius and shez looking for me as deep freezer Pls advice am seizuresly confused IG @PROPELLER_YEYEBODY |
LOL DONT FORGET TO FOLLOW ON IG @PROPELLER_YEYEBODY...
A. The Dude in a Car
This guy slow down, park well,
Dude :'hey babygirl, the sun is too hot. Can I drop
you off?"
Me: No thank you, you're not going in my
direction.
Dude : Your direction is my direction baby...
I will rather trek than be used for blood money
oh...call me paranoid sha.
End of Discussion
B. The Poet (This type na only songs dem dey
memorize to toast girls. If you stop them
halfway, dem go start again)
Runs up to me...
Poet: "Hello angel, as I was walking down the
road my heart says stop, You are more beautiful
than any...."
Me: Sorry?do I know you?
Poet : *clears throat* "Hello angel, as I was
walking down the road my heart says stop , you
are..."
Me: Sorry, im rushing somewhere.
End of Discussion
C. The Cheesy Lyricist (Always giving cheesy
recycled pickup lines)
CheesyLyricist: "Was your father a thief?Cos I
think he stole the stars and put them in your
eyes."
Me : what?
CheesyLyricist : "I mean, did it hurt when you fell
from heaven?"
Me : *dumb look*
CheesyLyricisit : "What a lovely smile you have,
do you use MacCleans toothpaste too?"
what has this boy been reading jor?
End of Discussion
D. The Familiar Guy (They always claim they
have met you before...somewhere)
Familiar Guy: "Hi, your face looks familair, have
we met before?"
Me: No
Familiar Guy: "Did you attend 'so&so school?
how about this&that church? oh...it might be.."
Me : I have never seen you before , sorry.
Familiar Guy: "Well, your face looks familiar, my
name is fred what is yours..."
Familiar ko, similar ni.
End Of Discussion
The best 'toasting' I got was from my
boobookins...he didn't have to say anything at
all. *covers face* lol. In the end it depends on if
you're 'feeling the boy shebi??' I bet it's not easy
to be a guy though.lol. Please Share your best/
worst pick up lines with me.... :-XI remember...
A. The Dude in a Car
This guy slow down, park well,
Dude :'hey babygirl, the sun is too hot. Can I drop
you off?"
Me: No thank you, you're not going in my
direction.
Dude : Your direction is my direction baby...
I will rather trek than be used for blood money
oh...call me paranoid sha.
End of Discussion
B. The Poet (This type na only songs dem dey
memorize to toast girls. If you stop them
halfway, dem go start again)
Runs up to me...
Poet: "Hello angel, as I was walking down the
road my heart says stop, You are more beautiful
than any...."
Me: Sorry?do I know you?
Poet : *clears throat* "Hello angel, as I was
walking down the road my heart says stop , you
are..."
Me: Sorry, im rushing somewhere.
End of Discussion
C. The Cheesy Lyricist (Always giving cheesy
recycled pickup lines)
CheesyLyricist: "Was your father a thief?Cos I
think he stole the stars and put them in your
eyes."
Me : what?
CheesyLyricist : "I mean, did it hurt when you fell
from heaven?"
Me : *dumb look*
CheesyLyricisit : "What a lovely smile you have,
do you use MacCleans toothpaste too?"
what has this boy been reading jor?
End of Discussion
D. The Familiar Guy (They always claim they
have met you before...somewhere)
Familiar Guy: "Hi, your face looks familair, have
we met before?"
Me: No
Familiar Guy: "Did you attend 'so&so school?
how about this&that church? oh...it might be.."
Me : I have never seen you before , sorry.
Familiar Guy: "Well, your face looks familiar, my
name is fred what is yours..."
Familiar ko, similar ni.
End Of Discussion
The best 'toasting' I got was from my
boobookins...he didn't have to say anything at
all. *covers face* lol. In the end it depends on if
you're 'feeling the boy shebi??' I bet it's not easy
to be a guy though.lol. Please Share your best/
worst pick up lines with me.... LALASTICLALA MYND44 IG @PROPELLER_YEYEBODY |
PLEASE IF YOU HAVE LIKE 10K AND ABOVE FOLLOWERS ON YOUR INSTAGRAM PAGE AND WOULD LOVE TO SELL WHASSAP ME:LETS NEGOTIATE 07068827119 |
mmm have thrown their. last punch we can only pray they will come back....I wanted to start my radio film show with their money chaiii don't forget to follow IG @propeller_yeyebody watch video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3eV4Sd1Lps&gl=NG&hl=en&client=mv-google |
this @propeller_yeyebody is funny sha he should have draw nearer to the ram make e for collect dix won't make FP na only snake dey reach dere
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please guys as an upcoming entertainer I really need your support below is a link of my videos please watch and if you sincerely like them go ahead and follow on instagram @propeller_yeyebody and fb:Omoze Victor Eyike please support an upcoming and may God support you in your hustle https://m.youtube.com/my_videos?p=1&gl=NG&hl=en&client=mv-google |
if you have huge amount of Twitter, instagram and fb followers pm me 07068827119 |
PLEASE GUYS WATCH VIDEO AND ADVICE ME ON WHAT TO DO...1MILLION TICKET WASTED LIKE THAT. .CHAI abeg follow on instagram mah I send you 100naira card @propeller_yeyebody link to video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cqfBLzQbjw&hl=en&gl=NG&client=mv-google lalasticlala abeg second time am beggi ng for front page |
Hi am propeller yeyebody an upcoming comedian
please watch the videos and share
don't forget to follow on IG=propeller_yeyebody
for more funny videos
Lalasticlala,seun,fynestboi please am on my
knees begging for front page please help my
carrear God bless https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=725n_-BvUCc&gl=NG&hl=en&client=mv-google |
Lalasticlala,seun,fynestboi please am on my
knees begging for front page please help my
carrear God bless https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mFQ24nHr_U&gl=NG&hl=en&client=mv-google |
this happens majorly in school hostels in Naija also known as "I waka well" follow on IG=propeller_yeyebody Lalasticlala,seun,fynestboi please am on my knees begging for front page please help my career https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=505LUX_vKAA&gl=NG&hl=en&client=mv-google |
recievesense:thanks boss |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=505LUX_vKAA&hl=en&gl=NG&client=mv-google this happens majorly in school hostels in Naija also known as "I waka well" follow on IG=propeller_yeyebody Lalasticlala,seun,fynestboi please am on my knees begging for front page please help my career |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=505LUX_vKAA&hl=en&gl=NG&client=mv-google https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mFQ24nHr_U&hl=en&gl=NG&client=mv-google https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=725n_-BvUCc&hl=en&gl=NG&client=mv-google Hi am propeller yeyebody an upcoming comedian please watch the videos and share don't forget to follow on IG=propeller_yeyebody for more funny videos Lalasticlala,seun,fynestboi please am on my knees begging for front page please help my carrear God bless |
jerryking06:OZWUOR |
u change from ur singlet to mortuary attendant just to kill snake |
rip man.......say hi to 2pac for me |
see leg fyn like abuja runs babe..oya cucumber crew |
I will loot money and Bleep Bleep Bleep till my dick fall off |
..omo see signal u dey feel am |
COUNTDOWN TO NIGERIA INDEPENDENCE..... THEREFORE WE WILL BE GIVING 13ODD FROM 28TH OF SEPT-01 OCT 2016..FOR A DISCOUNTED FEE OF 2000 NAIRA GET FIRST SET OF GAMES TOday #HAPPY INDEPEN |
werthy:mobile |
please I want to know |
please I tried to withdraw into my gtbank
account from western Union through quickteller
but response I keep getting is "your transaction
cannot be processed please try again later" has
anyone encountered this and what solution.....
I would have collected it directly from bank but I
don't have national I'd card only have student I'd
card university |
please I tried to withdraw into my gtbank account from western Union through quickteller but response I keep getting is "your transaction cannot be processed please try again later" has anyone encountered this and what solution..... I would have collected it directly from bank but I don't have national I'd card only have student I'd card university |
kul |
Albertino22:send me your whassap no |