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 Nairaland General › Re: What Do You Like The Most About Yourself? by guonno: 10:50pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
I like my thing, it has a good girth and lots of fierce looking veins. I bet u have never seen a thing like this. Send ur mail and I show u what I mean. |
| Politics › Re: Fani-Kayode Refers To Stella Oduah As A Vampire On Twitter by guonno: 11:22am On Oct 09, 2013 |
Mayor_of_Lagos: Yoruba has a term or phrase "ka fenu shatta", meaning to verbally disparage a person, but in practical use "to flog or break with the tongue".Most times in life u just allow people to argue while u wait for time to prove some certain things right! We igbos and some hausas had always said that yorubas are loud mouthed and talks too much with little or no action to back their many talks. Now this man(mayor of lagos) has made clear that yorubas are good at breaking people with their tongues and not physical. in my place, igbo men don't break people with their tongues they do it like men do. Our women even find it disgusting when other tribal women talk too much, dey prefer action bc it is louder and more effective. I have said it times without number that FFK is a woman. I pity his family, especially his male children and wife. Tufiakwa. 4 Likes |
| Business › Re: FG Slashes Business Registration Fees By 50% by guonno: 11:08am On Oct 09, 2013 |
Sterling Towers: They should also address multiple taxation on businesses in NIgeria particularly Lagos State, it is really hurting a lot of business concerns. Well that was a nice strategic move by aganga, to jump start the almost comatose economy of Nigeria that NOI has shot in the head with her lethal and mortal incompetence.U, ur father, ur mother, and ur entire house hold and all nigerian should for ever thank God that NOI was born into nigeria. A lot of countries wants her but yet she came to serve ur rotten father land that ur past hausa and yoruba fathers and mothers could not save from collapse. Ndiala. |
| Politics › Re: Tribute To Dr Adebayo Brutally Murdered By Boko-Haram (picture) by guonno: 5:54pm On Oct 08, 2013 |
I think say na only igbo them dey kill? Who knows how many bullet them put inside the guy fresh skin.... 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: I Saw Policemen Kill My Dad – Six-year-old Girl by guonno: 3:13pm On Oct 08, 2013 |
I think the man must have harassed the policemen that were already at alert chasing a suspect, u know yorubas are good at over-vibrating may be the dead man said ahh! Ahh! Aey! aey! Police una no se watin una cause? Una go die today O! I once had a fight with a yoruba guy, few seconds into the real fight, this guy was already getting me scared with the list of things he was going to do to me, he said he would remove my skin from my bones, pluck my eyes, hit me with a cham to state of zombie.... I got scared initially and secondly I dint say anythong but kept on pulling my shirt while we both try to free ourselves from those that held us. At a time dey could no hold us and den we started fighting, I could not believe that he could not even do jack. My point is yorubas are too loud mouthed may be the man treatened them. |
| Health › Re: How Often Do You Wash Your Towel? by guonno: 2:27pm On Oct 07, 2013 |
When ever a beautiful lady is visiting and would pass the night. |
| Politics › Re: Anambra NNPP Guber Candidate Kidnapped In Awka by guonno: 2:05pm On Oct 07, 2013 |
Italiano1: This thread just confirms what a lot of people have implicitly discovered about our people in the SE:u are the comedian here. I have not said kidnapping is not used by politicians in SE states just like assassination is used in SW states, but the point a lot of us from SE is making especially those of us that are into politics is that the lier politician is so irrelevant in the state for someone to waste his money, trying to kidnap him. If u are igbo then u are definitely living in lagos where u lick the ass of fashola and not knowing what is happening in SE. And please tell me what is wrong if I reply a SW person who wants to use every news to stigmatize my people the truth, the truth is if SE politicians are using kidnapping as political tool then SW uses assassination, so tell me mr comedian, which is better? Kidnap(SE) u until election results are called or waste(SW) u with bullets in the name of politics? 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Anambra NNPP Guber Candidate Kidnapped In Awka by guonno: 9:31am On Oct 07, 2013 |
Kairoseki77: The desperation of the Igbo on this thread is hilarious!That is what we are making u bigoted dumb heads to understand. Its unfortunate that bigotry and ur quest to stigmatize the envied race in nigeria has made u so blind that u cannot differentiate real and fake kidnap. Anyone who pays money to have that man ki dnapped is only wasting his money, bc we in anambra politics knows that the man will not even win in his village. I wonder why this is so hard for u all to know, bigotry has really eaten u all up. 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Anambra NNPP Guber Candidate Kidnapped In Awka by guonno: 9:12am On Oct 07, 2013 |
Notoriety of Assassins By Onike Rahaman onikerahaman01@ yahoo.com The recent assassination of Otunba Dipo Dina, the Action Congress (AC) Ogun State... has once again brought to the fore the bloodletting in the country’s politics...... Several of the assassination cases however are politically motivated..... One basic truism about the sponsors of the assassination is psychotic quest for vengeance and desperate desire for fame, money[/b]and power....... This further establishes that man naturally has a evil spirit in him which is often accentuated by sadistic propensity, [b]greed, lust for power and prevalence of poverty in the land.... Of equal importance is the fact that south west out of the six geo-political zones has recorded the highest cases of assassination in Nigeria since the period of independence.... Onike Rahaman is a freelance writer and Editorial Consultant . . Source: www.gamji.com/article9000/NEWS9008.htm . . READ SHUT UP AND BE BLESSED 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Anambra NNPP Guber Candidate Kidnapped In Awka by guonno: 8:32am On Oct 07, 2013 |
wingman: And in SW Nigeria the political tool is murder, arson. ask Dr ayo daramola, deji olagbaju, dipo dina, dr funsho Williams and the victims of many operation weties in the region. is not known as wild wild west for nothing. remove the log in your eye f.ool.Tell them. Its only igbos problem that hurts them. In sw, a lot political aspirants are killed by juju or assassins. 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Anambra NNPP Guber Candidate Kidnapped In Awka by guonno: 8:18am On Oct 07, 2013 |
Its unfortunate that a lot of people here are miss informed. I will tell u one truth, there is no competitor for apga in anambra state, and obi knows it. The only party that would pull weight in ANA is uba's party, but its still not a treat to apga. APC is already dead in anambra, those of u that does not come home will never believe that an average anamberian does not like ngige anymore just bc he joined APC. The day he came to awka to address youth, youths were not paid to throw stones on him and apc people, I am a living withness, I am telling this with 100percent assurance that ngige is dead scared on what would be the response of the anamberians when he comes to campaign, u sure know what there will do to them, I trust massob backed youths to deliver in the chase of apc. The gov aspirant of NNPC who is claiming kidnapped is a joker bc he is not n will never be a treat even in his village. Its only those like me who are strong political people that knows his unpopular name, it even took me a long time to get to know this dude, a lot of people those not even know that party. When he is tired of hiding he should come out. If there is a news that Uba has been kidnapped, don't think twice, know it is true because Uba has more weight than ngige in anambra state, at least the market women and a good portion of the youths are uba's fan. Please those of u that does not live in the state especially awka should not comment on topics u lack knowledge about bc u always send the wrong message across, purging urselfs with a lot of lies. 1 Like |
| Literature › Re: A Poem To AGAGU And The 16 - R.I.P by guonno: 2:29pm On Oct 04, 2013 |
They should all go to hell. |
| Travel › Re: Jonathan Mourns Victims Of Lagos Plane Crash, Orders Investigation by guonno: 10:22pm On Oct 03, 2013 |
Why will agagu's burial ceremony be peaceful? Why will he not die for the second time, why will his family members not taste what the easterners tasted on the ibadan lagos expressway: loss of life due to accidents, armed thieves, etc. He was amongst those ministers that clamped down on the development of the eastern aviation sector. The present minister is now looking for a way to continue the clamp down. |
| Travel › Re: Lagos Plane Crash: List Of Passengers & Survivors by guonno: 10:19pm On Oct 03, 2013 |
Why will agagu's burial ceremony be peaceful? Why will he not die for the second time, why will his family members not taste what the easterners tasted on the ibadan lagos expressway: loss of life due to accidents, armed thieves, etc. He was amongst those ministers that clamped down on the development of the eastern aviation sector. The present minister is now looking for a way to continue the clamp down. 1 Like |
| Fashion › Re: Amarachi Gbajie Crowned Queen Of Aso Nigeria 2013 by guonno: 5:49pm On Oct 03, 2013 |
Truth be told, u have more models in igbo and fulani. Fulanis are also very beautiful. No bigotry intended, I have been to ogun... I have also been to sokoto, served in borno.... Been to caalabar.... Anambra, Enugu... Hausa girls are not really beautiful except those that has fulani mother, most hausa ladies are assy, this makes them far from models, they are not educated too bad, they tend to be very shy. Light complexion is naturally attractive (a hausa friend once begged me to connect him with an igbo girl bc light complexioned pubic region mixed with dark hairs makes him com before he really coms, hausa girls are dark so he doesn't want them.... Calabar girls are very clean... Oh my God. Calabars are light in complexion. Yoruba girls are very dark, and there is this stigma attached to being dark... Even though they are learned, they are loud unlike housa girls that are not... Yoruba girls are dirty, I don't understand why almost all yoruba girls lack basic cleanines. A lot of our yoruba nysc members had smelly armpit... a yoruba woman once picked her nose and rubbed off her flu residue on my door while I was right there discussing with her. Their a$$ and tigh are naturally big, this makes them prone to jock itch infection (use google especially google image), big a$$ are hard to wash so would smell bad when exposed, imagine a yoruba big a$$ in bikini or shorts, imagine a big yansh girl catwalking lol. Igbos, lol, they mostly slim with moderate ass which gives them better catwalk frame. Light in complexion that even a bigoted judge would be caught by force. They are enlightened, check literacy rate 2013 where SE zones together is 64.02 percent and SW 63.82 percent. 6 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Plane Crash In Lagos At Airport Road MMIA Near Toll Gate by guonno: 3:51pm On Oct 03, 2013 |
If the mods like, let them ban me for life I will create another account. The only person I have explanation for is phantom. I posted this statement: "there will be crash in the west until enugu inter air port is left alone" and now am adding the north too, not just the west. Do u know how many people has lost their life to the fulani armed thieves just bc they had to transport through lagos ibadan expressway from the east just to take flight to foreign country for biz? Now tel me why the enugu inter air port has not been functional? Its simple, bc some set of people in the west and north clamped down on the developement of the eastern nigeria, later fashola will ask Peter Obi to develop the east, not putting into consideration the fact that past ministers of west and north extraction did all they could to clamp down development in the east, as a result of these development a lot of easterners had lost their lives, health care has not been given attention, education, look at the erosion in the east that carries away peoples farmland and leave communities to starve to death. God bless GEJ its during his time that most fed project is sited in the six geo zones unlike before where ull find fed project all over the sw and north. If u like call me bigot, I will gladly answer, all I know is that nigeria will not know peace until the injustice on the predominantly christian east be lifted. Tell me why the east should have the lowest LGA in nigeria? Do u know that it translates to getting crumbs from the pocket of the FED? @ phantom- ewu na maro onwe ya. Onye na maro ebe mmili si bido mabaya amaro ebe okwusiri mabaya. |
| Politics › Re: Plane Crash In Lagos At Airport Road MMIA Near Toll Gate by guonno: 11:11am On Oct 03, 2013 |
They will keep crashing in the west until they leave enugu international airport alone, period. |
| Politics › Re: Okonjo-Iweala Is Not Resigning by guonno: 7:23pm On Sep 19, 2013 |
jumobi1: She works for Nigeria with/under GEJ. GEJ doesn't pay her.Smart answer. They all are meant to work for us, not gej. Even gej works for us- the people. |
| Politics › Re: Asiwaju Tinubu Down With Parkinson Disease - Paparazzi Press by guonno: 1:04am On Sep 14, 2013 |
Prominent APC members will all have one form of disease or the other. The next disease to strike an APC member is leprosy. 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Top Comedians And Their Wives (Pictures) by guonno: 1:18pm On Sep 10, 2013 |
demelza: See Beasts hooking up Beauties!102 likes for u. |
| Politics › Re: Kenya To Give Visas To Genuine Nigerian Businessmen by guonno: 3:47pm On Sep 08, 2013 |
gerald09: Yep it was that bad, thanks to the people that ruled us for over 30yrs. Well the good news is GEJ is trying to get Nigeria back its lost glories and den some.Thank u so much for being a wise and informed man. Funny enough the people that talk more on nairaland insulting gej and other ethnics actually wrecked the nigerian economy. LOOTED MONEY DISCOVERED IN FOREIGN BANKS NAMES OF DEPOSITORS LONDON SWISS($) USA ($) GERMANY (D) GEN IBRAHIM BABANGIDA 6.25bn 7.41bn 2.00bn 9.00bn GEN ABUBAKAR 1.31bn 2.33bn 800M REAR ADMIRAL MIKE AKHIGBE 1.24bn 2.42bn 671M 1bn GEN JERRY USENI 3.04bn 2.01bn 1.01bn 900M ALH ISMAILA GWARZO 1.03bn 2.00bn 1.3bn 700M ALH UMARU DIKKO 4.5bn 1.4bn 700M 345M PAUL OGWUMA 300M 1.42bn 200M 500M GEN SANI ABACHA 9.01bn 4.09bn 800M 3.01M MOHAMMED ABACHA 300M 1.2bn 150M 535M ABDULKADIR ABACHA 700M 1.21bn 900M 471M ALHAJI WADA NAS 600M 1.32bn 300M TOM IKIMI 400M 1.39bn 152M 371M DAN ETETE 1.12bn 1.03bn 400M 1.72bn DON ETIBET 2.5bn 1.06bn 700M 361M MAJ AL MUSTAPHA 600M 1.001bn 210M ANTHONY ANI 2.9bn 1.09bn 360M 1.66bn BASHIR DALHATU 2.3bn 1.001bn 161M 1.43bn GEN WUSHISHI 700M 1.301bn ALH HASSAN ADAMU 300M 200M 700M T Y DANJUMA 300M 200M 700M GEN ISHAYA BAMAYI 120M 800M SOURCE: WORLD BANK TO THE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA |
| Politics › Re: Kenya To Give Visas To Genuine Nigerian Businessmen by guonno: 3:40pm On Sep 08, 2013 |
Kairoseki77: You have obviously never been to Nigeria. Where are you from, Malawi? |
| Politics › Re: Kenya To Give Visas To Genuine Nigerian Businessmen by guonno: 3:21pm On Sep 08, 2013 |
Kairoseki77: You have obviously never been to Nigeria. Where are you from, Malawi?Yes, am from malawi. And where are u from? I gues u are from that country where a siting president slept with his sons wife just to give her contract? I rather sell auto parts from china than pick contracts from my father in law by screwing him as a woman, because its a curse, no wonder ur sick country dint do well during his tenure. Did u hear that some of the ministers he sacked actually refused to sleep with him? Hmmnn, I heard the minister of finance in your country gave appointment by merit and all of u are crying that she is tribal without proving it, same with ihejirika, akunyili has helped ur country sanitize dead nafdac, barth. Nnaji was doing his part before sabo association of nigerians come throgh with scandals, odimegwu has come to count nigerians and give the right figure and a lot of people who are scared of competition are already crying. U people always attach evrything bad to one ethnic group yet there have contributed immensly to ur economy, right now, that same ethnic group is tranforming ur country through gej. Other ethnic group. Should stop connecting ambitious, hard working and competitiveness to mischievousness. 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Kenya To Give Visas To Genuine Nigerian Businessmen by guonno: 2:43pm On Sep 08, 2013 |
Kairoseki77: If you go there to sell Chinese auto parts you will be deported.And if u go there to fvck peoples wife, sleep with ur daughter, cousin, and commit any incest, carry on ur dirty nature, loudmouthednes, laziness, non-competative nature, u will be sent back to nigeria. Do u know how many of his people that has been made though spare parts sales from china? Be there while they turn billionaires, poverty rate will remain low in their states of origin as far as he and his kins continue to struggle in the face of fierce competition and making something out of nothing. All mechanic village in nigeria is controlled by them whether u love it or not. Money controls the world and if chinese auto parts would make them have so much money that they will eventually control the world then so be it, and that really makes u a blind foool. |
| Politics › Re: 13 Proposed Cargo Terminals To Be Ready December- Oduah by guonno: 1:09am On Sep 07, 2013 |
Nebeuwa: You see how this woman works. Femi Fani-Kayode was busy chasing Igbo women instead of doing his job as Aviation Minister. That man should be in prison.Lol! You just killed that man. The love he has for igbo women is not even the isue, the issue is he is not a grown man. Loudmouthing is a disease. 2 Likes |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Distribute Gas Mask In Preparation For America Attack On Syria by guonno: 5:03pm On Aug 31, 2013 |
All I diligently ask is that they video every step of the attack, especially the aerial view of the attack. The aftermath should not be left out, especially those gros pictures of muslims soaked in their own blood, lifeless muslim children should not be left out... catch everything on tape. This reminds me of the bombardment that took place in borno state especially baga, where more of southern soldiers where sent to. USA, do not fail me, bomb and destroy their lives like u bombed and destroyed: afghanistan, iraq, etc. |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Kim Jong-un Of North-korea Executes Ex-girlfriend Publicly by guonno: 2:12pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
O boy! Thank God say I be nigerian O. |
