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Less than 3 years old returned from school? Wetin pikin wey suppose still dey suck he mama breast dey learn for school

Do your own make them do their own, this is common sense

Could be a case of rat following a 'rat ass'

Weyrey dey fear kiri kiri watery beans

Malami, the man was acting like he was God, table has turned

Sonnobax15:

I thought we were taught women are the weaker vessels.

Reminds me of one Kwale girl I almost dated back in 2018.. I asked her Jokingly what she does for a living To my greatest surprise,she said she offload bags of rice and beans from trailers in the market. Bag of beans? . Babe,as heavy as bag of beans? . Like wtf!!! Omoh,I had to observe her carefully ,na once I begin see say true true say she get muscle What really scared me the most was when she sat on my lap, . Omoh, how girl nyash go stiff like coal tar wey Julius Berger construct?. Na once I RAN for my dear life bruh

ask those who have dated a lot of girls, you'll notice that many women are actually strong especially when they really want to display their madness. How you go marry girl wey strong pass you

Jakarta:
You are in PDP and working for APC and you are calling others vampires no be juju be that? Please declare your full interest let's see if Makinde is a simp too like Fubara.

no be only simp, na symposium. As long as you're a politician, you must avoid confrontation with the ones more powerful than you, that's the rule. It's not about being simp, it is logical and not emotional

Wike na real full time mad man

His excellency Atiku Abubakar should take it easy, this desperation may not end well

brain54:
Living like inside your house...?

I would pack from the house and leave my property there and never come back.


I had a poultry farm house some time back. I used sleep there occasionally if it was too late for me to get back to town.


The last time I ever slept in that place was the night I heard something moving in the ceiling I suspect was a snake.

Throughout that night I didn't close my eyes for 1 minute to sleep. I shone my eyes counting the hours till day break.


I can't imagine inside the same house. You want me to run mad be that!

it is probably lizard moving on the ceiling

They even burned police station. Who and where would the police run to? Do people in government really read these types of news and move on like it is nothing. This country get as e be

The are stylishly getting ready for the governor's defection

Which tomorrow nobody knows. Oga you dey go APC

Nifemy4:
I met this beautiful lady . We got talking , knowing each other . Then boom ! Like a thunderbolt from no where , she started talking about her ex boyfriend. Not in a pleasant way but in a deprecatory manner .

In her words
“ My ex bf is stingy . very stingy. We started dating last year , but the highest he has spent on me is 3 million .

😆🤣🤣 wait ! So what is she trying to say . I should beat his record.

You call a man who spent 3 m within a year stingy ?? Women are heartless

I blocked the mumu girl asap

funnily enough, this false prophesy fit come true

zinaunreal:
1-1 . Put 200k. Thank me later ok

stay away from gambling, it ruins lives

If Chelsea no beat Napoli make eyeglasses just resign

Karlovich:
He's same age with Amoda Yekini

who is Yekini amoda? 4

Everybody collecting from sowore wotowoto

Wetin dey worry this man sef

His job was to stop Arsenal, we wish quick recovery

Lol... Wetin be this. Social media politicians, you do this one.

Are you sure it is not more than that?

Arsenal the greatest bottler of all time. Manchester united must maintain this scoreline

dustmalik:
Arteta can be very foolish sometimes. What's Jesus doing in this match when we have Gyokeres on the bench?

Jesus is actually better than Gyokeres

Breast milk. Xxxxxxxxxx

SisterAnn:
Moved on to where exactly?

Move on to the acute insecurities pervading our national space or to where?

Have you moved on yourself after your pyrric victory?

Have you not continued to gloat as if you have conquered the whole of Nigeria?

losing election can be painful but honestly you have to move on. 2027 is here, you can re-strategise

Racoon:
These kind of arrogant people thinks Nigeria is still in the era of black and white TV.

how? You used Ai to alter her speech. Are you not afraid of heaven? Why haven't you moved on since 2023?

Make them allow am attend naming ceremony,, then return am back to prison. If zaazu no smoke or drink for 40 days, his brain go reset so make them keep am reach 40 days

Wike should calm down and allow Fubara do his second term in peace. He don leave pdp for you wetin you want again

SEGLIZ:
I might be ending it any moment from now because this pain is unbearable for me, I just want it to end so I can live a normal life again but I can’t keep living like this. Ignore my typo error

it only seems like you won't survive it but trust me you will survive it. Just give it time, people have passed through the worse and survived

SIRTee15:
Guy use the 2 years to learn digital skills and enter remote job market. If favour smiles on u, na the school go beg u to come and collect your certificate.
suicide is not even an option in this matter at all. take it like a man and learn from it.
some people were not rusticated but they had 4 extra years as a result of carryovers, today they have moved on.
Think about it, if u make the best use of those 2 years, u will be the hottest motivational speaker in town in years to come.

which certificate again?

You should have been more careful because it is final year exam. Village people are usually in high alert I those times.
Use 2 years learn a good skill you have passion for. It is not the end of life, in fact, be prepared for more challenges. It is the way of life