₦airaland Forum

tonywirelex:
Finally, d list will be on their portal by noon 2mao...source VC himself

tonyyyyyyyyyy

yungmill:
Dear costa pls don't bully ur way tru my defense and pls don't put 9 goals past me.




#de gea's prayer

so you are dying on satday?

Segadem:
bribe and corruption

Mr lawyer na how much you collect as your share?

major466:
Good news. Man U should just forget about top 10 this season.

I just hope you are not an Arsenal fan sha!!

chai 10 mins to go

teebaxy:
No, i expect westbrom to score one more goal...3:1 is wat i smell

hope you know Bad bele-ism kills?

Man u go just dey give person heart attack like say na me force sir Alex to resign

mrklock:
you let ur baby bro on his own

Nah you know I can't do that

JUST FOR YOU:


A Yoruba boy who was dating an igbo girl asked
her to lie to his mum when he takes her home
that her name was Bisi. He told her his mum
had a phobia for non-Yoruba people and would
never accept her once she knows she is an Igbo
girl. She did as he instructed on sighting the
boyfriend's mum. She asked her what her name
was and she said 'Bisi' but not without her
characteristic thick igbo accent. The boy's
tribalistic mum was so happy that her son was
getting married to a Yoruba girl ignoring the
igbo tone and she said: 'what a lovely name,
your boyfriend's elder brother too is Adebisi, his
Dad is Olabisi and my best friend's name is
Omobisi, which of the Bisi is yours?' She was
confused and she replied Ndubisi...the woman
fainted. Abeg no be bisi she be too?

mrklock:
sis

welcome dear

Benjam76:
kwashiorkor!!!
No b 4 student body

like say e go fit u

thank God I no dey see

lastchild:
I used the singularity for the sake of what I'm battling with,its just one,one and only one,I'm sure about that,I even know the demon's name

well am a Muslim but all I know about Jinns is that they do live in you but leaves you when you're in a holy place but gets back immediately you are out of that place.

hybeemigg:
hahaha... Nairaland children...

LOL

LIES LIES LIES LIES



they started a peace talk without anybody knowing



I just hope after the so called 2015 Election it won't be called "Agreed to disagree ceasefire"

LIES LIES LIES LIES



they started a peace talk without anybody knowing



I just hope after the so called 2015 Election they won't agree to disagree.

Dygeasy:
This one na recently o. This Eid Celebration that just passed. I gave my tailor my ankara material to sew normal buba and trousers for me one week to Sallah and I paid him right there to avoid rushing and any stupid excuses. I left and gave him all the time in the world. ONE day to sallah I went to his shop and he had finished my trouser and had designed the buba. All that was left was to couple the buba and my cloth don gallant. I gave him the thumbs up sign. Instinct just say make I test-drive my trouser na hin I wear am o. Before the trouser enter my waist, I just dey pull am dey twist my waist. Trouser wey dey use rope faa, no be belt o. I no talk, I wear am like that. I con look myself by myself, I see say one leg na pencil, the other na bootcut. What tha? I looked at him. Wetin be this? "Hope you know I must collect this cloth today?"

His apprentice said "Ehn na. Shebi we don finish am?"

"Finish wetin? This one wey I wear resemble cloth for your eyes? Na you invent this style?"

The guy dey look.

"Answer na." I told him. "Oga," I faced my tailor."Who sewed my cloth?"

He had to tell me it was his apprentice. A girl for that matter. "A girl sewed my clothes? We don too play abi?"

I collected my cloth on Sallah dah gangan and the cloth no balance up till today. They had to loosen, resew, cut over and over again.

my ribs ooo



laughing in tears

lalasticlala:
It's a common knowledge that most tailors in Nigeria often disappoint their customers.

I have been disappointed severally by different tailors. There was a case I nearly cried. LOL.

Anyway just recently, my tailor of about 6 years just disappointed me today. I gave him a material to make for me about 2 weeks ago. I told him we are to wear it as uniform for an occasion.

Actually, we are doing Youth Weekend in my church. All these while I haven't been participating actively in Youth programmes in my church. But this time around, I decided to be serious and take active part in this youth weekend, of course like 2 sisters in the church have been encouraging me to. I attended youth meetings in preparation for the D-day. I rehearsed with them. I learnt the songs we were supposed to sing this Sunday, the D-day. I was assigned to take the bible reading, and I accepted. Only for the tailor to disappoint me.

So I will be odd. I have taken it in good faith.

So please share your own bitter experience with your tailor(s).

Have you ever been disappointed by a tailor, and How did you react or feel when you encountered the disappointment?

MOST tailors abi ALL

hybeemigg:
lol... tell me itz a joke.

yes sweety

jabdulhamid97:
No but my brother who is 300 level medical student says he heard a rumour that some people were being given nd so what course were you given?

the same as no Admission offered YET!

jabdulhamid97:
pls was anybody offered admission dis year to read medicine

I don't think you can find any here but av seen one/two persons given medicine.

hybeemigg:
Obeisance to Obeenah who has been d back bone of the thread for so long

my wormly greetings to Hadizadeezy the most honourable and respected lady in the bulding...

Kudos to all sugar and honey of the thread Mr kreative, Catalyst4real, Abuklaw, Barackdam d don, Lirunsehn, Valentyobe, Sundayakasdy, Alexsmith, Meestique, Kingtunmibuid, Benjam, Xenation, Anulux and others... Keep the ball rolling.

wait o..

where is Humblemigg?
Isahalbash nko?
and Mrklock?

Oh they were sent an exile? Eyaaa... There is God o.

Ibrahim/humblemigg

IYANGBALI:
believe that and you will believe anything

LOL

for once he spoke like a MAN


kudos!

can't we just dress like Africans?




Must we dress to impress the whites?



copy copy go kill us



imagine those aprokos standing behind maheeda(future fathers indeed)


Karen igho should be hiding those muscles with holandis wrappers.

obeenah40:
Lols

I so love wara..

Wara= #5 per one
I don't knw what masa rogo is ohh
Taliya= #100 per one
Kuna aya get grade ohh... 1st grade #100 per swan water rubber (small size)
2nd grade #50
3rd grade #30 naira.
I prefer kunu dawa sha
Dabino : 3 for #10
Kilishi cost ohh.. 1 small tin na 100naira

one small thing?

Benjam76:
wen i show,
kuli kuli wit garri go sale well well

Garri


beware of kwashiorkor sha



its Real.

Snowprince306:
**Strict Muslimah*** stay off my steps.





meanwhile........

OK!








Meanwhile.........

sundayakasdy:
list and price of student comodity in Kaduna;

- Garri = #160 per tear
- cold pure water = #5
- kuli kuli = #10
- sarchet peak milk = #35
- G.nut =#10
- P.nut =#5 per sarch

Food item
- Rice = #350 per tear
- oil = #250 per liter
- Tomato = #20 per 4pc
- Pepper = very cheap
- fish = #150 shawer
- crey fish = #50
- dawa dawa = very cheap ......lol but na kaduna specie.
- kenny G = #150 per liter


So all ASP take note.

LOL

xenation:
no buh hopefully tuesday

from a reliable source I guess

Simkreative:
mtcheeeeeew
No b beaten??

As far as my beans cannot be uprooted from her womb :p

Beans?



Beans?



LOL!



Well


Thank God you said beans.

olawalebabs:
This thread is created solely for chatting, admission discourse is welcome (scammers and spammers should stay clear), school life and activities are all allow. Let get the ball rolling. ASUU and ASUP strike.

Mr olawalebabs plss I can't post on my favourite section on Nairaland "Islam for Muslim" I can't explain how but I mistakenly clicked on the NO button I saw there which I tried reviving but couldn't.




sorry for posting this here.

thanks

ceasefire Agreement with ghosts?



but dsame GEJ said they are invisible


2015 Election is knocking at our doors