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sereen: U are just there,if I am to rate,I'll gv u 100%. So many men can nvr b pleasd.#aweful#

u are ryt especially no 7.dey believe sex is love

i pity those taking andy thread ceriuz.dude is a joke .am sure he hasnt taken his medication .

1. If he calls you and your phone
is off, he thinks you’re cheating….
then he sends sms saying“don’t
tell me the battery story coz I
know that line”
2. If u TREAT him nicely, he says u
are...
TOO IN LOVE, moving too fast;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD
3. If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are
trying to LURE other men; If u
DON'T, he says u are RURAL.
4. If u ARGUE with him, he says u are
STUBBORN, too manly; If u keep
QUIET, he says
u have no
BRAINS, a walkover;
5. If u are SMARTER than him, you’re
a SHOW-
OFF; If he's SMARTER than u, he is
GREAT.
6. If u don't LOVE him, he tries to
POSSESS u; If
u LOVE him, He takes you FOR
GRANTED. (very
true
huh?)
7. If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he
says u
DON'T LOVE him; If u DO, he says u
are
CHEAP...
8. If u tell him your PROBLEMS , he
says u are TROUBLE; If u DON'T, he
says u don't TRUST him.
9. If u SCOLD him, u are treating him
like a
CHILD; If he SCOLDS u, it ’s because
he CARES
for u.
10. If u BREAK your promise, u
cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS
his, it is circumstances beyond his
CONTROL.
(yea rite!)
11. If u SMOKE, u are a BAD girl; If
he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
12. If u do WELL in your career,
it's LUCK ; If he does WELL, it’s
definitely BRAINS. (luck?)
13. If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he
HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE !!
HOW ARE WOMEN
SUPPOSED TO GET IT RIGHT?? #copied#

lorretta u: The best gift I've ever received was on my birthday 3yrs ago
I used to have a friend who was studying art then. He said he didn't have any money to buy me an expensive birthday gift. So he did this for me thinking it was little. Begging me to 'manage' it. Lol
He was surprised the kind of joy it gave me.
I think I've not received any gift that gave me more joy than this. The effort and time he put into it made it all worthwhile
I'll keep it until I'm old

wow.dats is a nice gift.he gave u a portrait of yourself.me likey

Popowaa: Brazillian pant

which one b brazillian pant.

[quote author=Mynd_44]It's popcorn and it is me....forget, I will eat it easily[/quote] if someone offends you,it means he/she can bribe u wit popcorn

Hackerjay: No gift ooo..let alone of best

.hmmmm.why na.

[quote author=uj_sizzle]It has to be a book, it's always going to be a book......until i get pregnant on Christmas day that is [/quote].hahahahaha.u too lyk books.am sure the book u are talking about will be a novel.as 4d pregnancy stuf,t nt hard na .guys are not smiling o.am sure with ds ur comment,much PM on your email from nl guys

[quote author=Mynd_44]A newly developed biological strain of crop that grows within hours and can bring an end to starving kids[/quote i like your thinking but it a pity t is unrealistic

aManFromMars: Received: live chicken and 2 yam tubers in a hamper.

Given: hulk hogan singlet and pant to my cousin

so d best gift u have ever given was singlet and pant and am sure th chicken u received nd yam was for xmas or festival.konfam igbo guy

[quote author=Mynd_44]I got a bucket of pop-corn last Christmas[/quote] how did u finish a whole bucket of pop corn.did u swallow it

[quote author=uj_sizzle]If he's the best thing that's happened to you, why's he an EX bestie[/quote]ahh.d guy has started misbehaving.kip giving me the busy bullshit i.e am in school and no time.am also a student bt i make time for frds.even wen i kal he doesnt pik.i bliv no matter how busy u are,u shud have li2 time for frds.so i c him as my ex bestie

the best gift i have ever given and received is the gift of friendship.my ex bestie is the best thing that has happened to me.he was there when i needed him th most and as for material things the best thing was when a friend surprised me on my birthday.lets share our experiences