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Hello anybody

* Falls from mango tree*

Ouch! Sorry, I was just Peeping

timpaker:
But I don't have a talent
All I can do is lift a meat from a cooking pot without feeling the heat of the fire and also talk for hours non stop... is that a talent?

That is no ordinary talent bro


THat is a talented talent

I believe u can drink a 100% boiling water without feeling a thing

Dem prodigals


*scratches head*

timpaker:
**clears throat**


Okay I suck in singing...

Happy birthday to a great Nairalander, a pen pal, a great poet, and a great teacher.

Words can't describe how well you've impacted us with your captivating words and poems (me inclusive).

I pray one day you'd be kind enough to give me your pen as an autograph.

I wish you many more fruitful and blissful years ahead.

Have a great celebration! (usually when I say this, it actually means you should gimmie the gps coordinates for my cake)


PS: the above is meant to be sang


I'm sorry it is coming a bit late.... like Oga Larry said... it is better late than never


And why are most poets born in June?

#Junites

Junites are talented

texanomaly:
Harlos thank you for stopping by to send me birthday wishes. I'm blessed to have met you, and to have your friendship.

It is my pleasure to have u as both Friend and month mate

Hope u really enjoyed the day

lanicky:
Aahhh! Phone mi lo te rubbish....pele dear

Leave ma joor, my vexation nor dey get reverse again

I just feel like to hug u

JigsawKillah:
lol
wait o
your head no correct o
se you know?

Wetin my head do you?
Abi u don go backyard dis night ni.
Open ya eyes o, na one head i get and edey there gidigba

JigsawKillah:
lol
relax
ur head no get oil na

Mtcheew

lanicky:
Ehn! Who the fvck is dat?
Hope it's not my ex boo (car booth) harlos?

Iyen emi na abi
I keep am inside cooler for u

Wo dont talk to me again o unless it is necessary

I cant believe i missed this

But according to larrysun "its better late than never"

Tex i hope u will forgive me for wishing you u a belated rather than a Happy birthday.

You are one friend like a hundred.
Its is my pleasure having you as a friend as it has always been.

Lots of love

JigsawKillah:
how you dey na?
u no wan gree die sha

I no fit na
Even f i will later die, my time never reach.

come sef, dis one u r checking on me.
F okada jam me tomao na u o



Lanicky someone is threatining ur boo

JigsawKillah:
small boy

My boy

immortalvoices:
Hello happy family missing you all so much......
Wanted to be involved in so many things with you all but time constraint, but still yet whomsoever the house support.... I follow and obey

Was listening to music and the voices..... Inspired me to write this.....

I care and I HEAR VOICES..... but these voices are d
voices of u my Friends because , i believe u ar a
walking progress seeds grown into flowers ,
stars dat's rising & u're getting stronger every
hour.

Though we as human, we ar yet 2 be
perfect. We all nid improvement and our
destiny is still far, but we are vehicles that's moving
& every day we ar picking up speed. Remember
we should always learn from our mistakes,.. so we
ought not make too many!

remember you are my families and you are
all d best I have..... thanks all d way "FOR WITHOUT
U THERE WOULD BE NO ME!!!

A very special mention to these VVIP's

Princess lanicky..... I care!
Kingtom.... My mentor, master, brother and best friend I'm always loyal
JeffreyJamez
Sis Cheriepet...... My in law please bear with me
ggrin...... The last gender bender lol
chimerase2......... Servant of the gods
Loomer
daveP........ The only one who currents of creativity flows like the snows in winter
dre11...... My leader
toniro
kinglekan
Laguna 1st....... Respect boss!!!
LogoDWhiz..... I hail sir
Trypa........ Hope you are good
Adaobi12.......... Greetings dear friend
Kinglekan
harlos
JigsawKillah... My boss
STARSHYNE
Sexymoma
Princesschi...... It's always within you to be the best.... Look inside of you cheers!
MzLaurel
Caseless

I'm sorry for the ones I forgot .. Forgive me..... I love you more but God loves you most!!!!!

.....VOICES....
...

BOss. Thanks

Hope u're good

Bantino:
Deiok and Harlos come pick your partners and play this game, it's gonna be fun!!!

Baba, i dey busy. I no go get time

No vex sir

lanicky:
I'll finish you

i laugh to pity u
I go clear the remaining back wey u get

JigsawKillah:
you be gay
why boy go get yansh pass girl

Na God's gift....unquestionable.

U never see yanshless girls before?
Check lanicky's

texanomaly:
An unexpected hiccup is causing delay.

Uurrh
So no new date yet or cancelled

JigsawKillah:
Lani what
make I go tell her first

Ehn na. She knows
I get pass her but dont look my side ... i'm no gay

texanomaly:
They are well and so is AJ.

Thats good to hear

Its june already, so when are we expecting

texanomaly:
I'm managing. Hope school is going well.

Yeah. Thanks.
In middle of exams right now. I will be done in two weeks time.

How is family and ur young cutie?

texanomaly:
Harlos!!!!!!

Long time my friend.

It is longer my friend
*hugs and kisses*

How are you?

JAYEFF:
I get business for you o
no be U.I you dey?

Business? Oya
*listening attentively*

STARSHYNE:
Mowapa o,don't mind that nawti head

Harlos..sharrap

jigsawkillah

For your mouth abi.... i'll come back for you

JigsawKillah:
you dey rent them?
abeg I wan book for ground o
hope say their yansh big reach Lanicky own?

NA that ur village where dem dey rent girls u think say i dey ?
Dont interprete my word o
Lanicky nor get yarnsh joor :-/

JigsawKillah:
poor boy like you
anyways
gimme your sister number
that one wey carry watermelons for chest

Hehehe... na agbalumo ur girlfriends carry for chest abi ?
BTW, none of them is vacant

JigsawKillah:
na you be jati jati
I tight
how your suffer na?

Jati jati...

My suffering don end tey tey na. I been wan ask make u send me ur acct num, i wan make u sef look good

Tex tex

Why would you think he doesn't?

*Nitlad...... Thank God.*

STARSHYNE:
huh.....Have we met before

Yes.
In my dream