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Family / Re: What Are The Pros And Cons Of Marrying A Divorced Man by haslaw(m): 4:37pm On Nov 30, 2023
HumbleTrader:
Are you that old you can't get a young man to marry.


Be realistic...

How many young men will marry a single mother in her thirties.
Politics / Re: Obi Faults Demolition Of Houses, Says Timing Wrong by haslaw(m): 1:13pm On Nov 30, 2023
ElSudani:
Obi is truly dumb. How can you excuse building on canals? What happens when everywhere is flooded resulting in loss of lives and property?
We thank God this man was rejected by Nigerians, he would have kept the fuel subsidy going in a naive attempt at being popular and he would have ruined Nigeria completely.
By the way, when is the auspicious time he was talking about? Does he control the weather as well?


We would reject Peter Obi a 100 times if he contests a 100 times

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Politics / Re: Obi Faults Demolition Of Houses, Says Timing Wrong by haslaw(m): 1:11pm On Nov 30, 2023
MadamVanessa:
shocked

When fools and illiterates are in power, this is always the outcome. That act by the fóolish Lagos state government cannot be rationalized or justified, except idiots that will have contrary opinions. Fools are always opportuned to rule Lagos.

No wonder a certificate forger and a drug peddler pocketed the whole state. That's what happens when the majority are illiterates, ironically , they're the ones claiming sophistication, shame!

Professor Soludo and Alex Otti both demolished ilegal structures but they are not fools neither were they idiots abi

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Politics / Re: Lagos Commissioner, Tokunbo Wahab Shares Photo Of Houses Blocking Canal by haslaw(m): 2:23am On Nov 30, 2023
More than 100 ethnic groups are living in peace in Lagos. Some are even foreigners.

Only one tribe is causing so much trouble in Lagos and everywhere they go

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Politics / Re: Dangote Bet On The Wrong Choice In The Presidential Election Race by haslaw(m): 7:13pm On Nov 29, 2023
KingOfAllIgbos:
Igbos and yeye permutations.

You know why I know your tribe ?

1. No sane person would list presidential candidates and list Peter Obi first. That was a dead giveaway.

2. Y'all come up with really dense conspiracy theories that make zero sense.

3. You try to pit your colonial masters against each other.

See. It was your turn in 2023 to rule but we pushed you away as your Oga. If you continue this way, we would continue to keep you as

Internally Displaced 3rd Class Citizens (ID3CCs) grin


Thank you so much for that reply to the IPOB cannibals. You really out Hollicom in his place.


cc: Hollicom

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Politics / Re: Anambra State Is The Highest In Nigerian When It Comes To Millionaires by haslaw(m): 7:04pm On Nov 29, 2023
pachigo001:
Hello nairalanders research still have it that anambra state still remain the state with the highest millionaires in nigeria ,expecially a village called oba in anambra what’s your opinion here . Note I don’t want any tribal bigot on this trend smiley smiley

Everyone in Anambra is a silent billioneer...


Even Keke riders are silent billioneers richer than Dangote but they don't really want to show it

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Travel / Re: Drone Picture Of Aba-owerri Road Showing How Neat Aba Has Become Recently by haslaw(m): 6:52pm On Nov 29, 2023
Land of the cannibals

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Sports / Re: South Africa Coach Pitsomane Eyes Peseiro’s Job..says.nigeria Wants To Qualify’ by haslaw(m): 6:35pm On Nov 29, 2023
Seunny1:
The monent tinubu was caught looking helpless, see video below


Una never recover from the disgrace of Bitter Obi
Politics / Re: Peter Obi With Commonwealth Business Leaders In London (pictures) by haslaw(m): 6:15pm On Nov 29, 2023
Bliss62:
cool


Trying to stay relevant with Photo op and decieving his compound fools he has as followers

When is he gonna give a audit of campaign donations and campaign expenses

Or

Otilo....



.


Otilo.....


The Pandora criminal called Obi will never audit anything. Obi, Aisha and Abuse have chopped all those campaign money
Politics / Re: Some Senators Attend Reps Plenary Out Of Ignorance by haslaw(m): 6:09pm On Nov 29, 2023
Celebrities / Re: Na Bcus Of U I Come Training 4 UK: Portable Dares Charles Okocha To Boxing Fight by haslaw(m): 5:25pm On Nov 29, 2023
KingMack:
fight wey be say portable go use juju las las🤣🤣🤣🤣


No loud am grin

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Politics / Re: Femi Falana's Wife, Funmi Becomes A SAN by haslaw(m): 4:27pm On Nov 29, 2023
kingthreat:
Sorry but what has she done to deserve the reputation of a SAN? Someone educate me.
We know what likes of Ozekhome and Gani did to elevated to the SAN level but now being married to a top lawyer gives one the access to become a SAN
Femi Falana keeps deceiving that he is a human rights activist. Wasn't he one of the first people to validate Tinubu;s election by saying 25% in Abuja doesn't matter.


Was he wrong to say 25% in Abuja was not a must.

Only IPOB cannibals will imagine that Abuja people have two heads so their votes supersedes the rest of Nigeria

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Knocks People Gazette Post's On Diversity In LASG Appointments by haslaw(m): 6:25am On Nov 29, 2023
flokii:


What the Sardauna saw sitting in the sixties, some fo0lish Yoruba leaders are yet to see concerning the Igbos in 2023.. it was part of the reason they killed him (Ahmadu Bello) in the 15th January 1966 bloody Igbo coup.

They go about preaching diversity in other people's land, with other people's heritage but the story changes when it gets to their own region.. everything there in South East is reserved for Igbos alone but other people's jobs and political offices should be for everybody.
No wonder Port Harcourt people hated them so much that they refused to return their properties to them after the civil war ended. Such a greedy and cunny bunch of people.


May God bless you for this truth.

The south east is the only region in Nigeria without a single Cosmopolitan city because. they are too hostile to other tribes

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Knocks People Gazette Post's On Diversity In LASG Appointments by haslaw(m): 6:22am On Nov 29, 2023
KwuoteYourFada:


Sarduana is a bigot just like you


No wonder his people easily handed him over during the coup .


How has Nigeria faired since Igbos were removed from strategic positions

Igbos are technocrats and will win any tribe in a level ground play of excellence. I say this with all level of sincerity

Yet the Pandora criminal called Obi was disgraced in the last presidential elections.

Yet the only areas you find IGB0S excelling is in drug pushing, ASHAWO, otokoto, baby factories, armed robbery, 419, baby stealing, etc

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Knocks People Gazette Post's On Diversity In LASG Appointments by haslaw(m): 6:16am On Nov 29, 2023
mightyhaze:
Even though southeast authorities are guilty of some of these accusations,but then,how many yoruba and Hausa live,work and pay taxes in the east .. how many yoruba and Hausa kids do you find schooling in the southeast, and making meaningful contributions there?


Your hypocrisy stinks... You are not diferent from the hypcrite called Ezekwesili

There are millions of other tribes living in the south east some were even born there but no governor of South east has ever seen a single Hausa or Y5oruba man to give a single appointment to.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Ashamed As Nigeria Republic Turns To Mega Solar Power by haslaw(m): 5:44pm On Nov 28, 2023
DUMB&ST00PEED IPOB cannibals everywhere.

Niger Republic solar power project was started in 2018 long before the military took over.

Niger Republic is now the darling of IPOB cannibals.
Crime / Re: NDLEA Destroys 15.7 Tonnes Of Illicit Drugs In Kano by haslaw(m): 3:49pm On Nov 28, 2023
Developers are not happy with this news.
Travel / Re: Flight Diversion: United Nigeria Pilots Weren’t Familiar With Nigerian Terrain, by haslaw(m): 3:30pm On Nov 28, 2023
Resetinc:
Empty head minister,

Planes are equipped with GPS and pilots input their routes/destination to the gps which draws a line on a map, and they follow that line to their destination. If your plane doesn't have GPS, then a tablet or even your phone can run an app that does about the same thing, at least for visual flight rules….there is also ILS system that picks signals and guides pilots on approach , you don’t have to be a Nigerian to fly an airplane in Nigeria you empty head barrister, We have Control towers that communicate and monitor flight with radio assistance, and onboard inertial reference systems…
What the hell is a fvcking lawyer doing in the aviation ministry?? this country eeh!!


Being an aviator myself, I thought it was the DUMBEST excuse ever. I was so shocked at the minister's response, I couldn't think of a reply

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Politics / Re: The 62 Lagos Township And Their Founders by haslaw(m): 2:18pm On Nov 28, 2023
Wutinky:





WOW I never knew it is so rich and can buy the whole Igbo Land ..... please can you tell us the reason why you still have Alimaijri roaming over your Kano with plastic bowls begging for food? I know you are one of those Alimajiri who make it to primary school. terrorist when did you come back from Sambisa forest? grin grin grin

Poverty is an epidemic in the entire south east

SE people can not even go home for Christmas because of the following evils in their land

ASHAWO
cannibalism
Otokoto
IPOB
Envy
Ritualism
419
Cultism
Hatred
baby factories
Black bele
Kidnapping
incest
Domestic violence
Stealing of babies
UGM
etc

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Politics / Re: Reno Correct A Fan On The False Statement About Nigerian Movie Industry by haslaw(m): 2:17pm On Nov 28, 2023
Odin13:
Igbos till tomorrow run that movie Industry..

Call it mushroom movies who cares.. as long as Africa and wider world is concern...

Na Igbo home movie top chat die..

Who know any Yoruba actor or actress outside Nigeria.. for African countries

Reno need make dem educated him join

Go visit Congo or rewanda even Ghana here..

This man has turned his bitterness to eternal slavery..

Shame !

You hate the truth

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Niger Republic Turns To A Mega Solar Power After Nigeria Cut Off Electricity by haslaw(m): 11:58am On Nov 28, 2023
Niger Republic is the new darling of IPOB cannibals.

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Politics / Re: The 62 Lagos Township And Their Founders by haslaw(m): 11:39am On Nov 28, 2023
ajepako:

Ok..

My two home towns are there

Epe ( father's side, Ogumodede)

Ikorodu , mother's side ( Ikorodu Oga, ilu ti ko si alaaru, lol)

Lagos Island : my place of birth ( known as well)

However, Shomolu/Bariga is not there oo

So, I will make myself the ' founder of shomolu- Bariga niyen oo
grin grin

As e no get owner


Hahaha.. Very funny grin

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Politics / Re: The 62 Lagos Township And Their Founders by haslaw(m): 11:33am On Nov 28, 2023
PoliteActivist:


And we are just to take your word for it, right?


When IPOB cannibals want to change the history of Lagos. I am a Northerner and I can't tell Lagos people their own history just as they can't tell me mine. Why then does IPOB cannibals want to tell Lagos people their history.

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Politics / Re: Poll: Who Is The Worst President In Nigeria's History? by haslaw(m): 6:07am On Nov 28, 2023
FuckingMachine:
Azikiwe (1960-1963)

DUMB&ST00PEED IPOB cannibals everywhere

Azikiwe was not a head of state and never had any executive or political power. Azikiwe was just a ceremonial head or a glorified receptionist to the Prime minister.

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Politics / Re: Is It True That The Igbo Have Not Been Allowed To Be President In Nigeria? by haslaw(m): 6:00am On Nov 28, 2023
IIGB0S are too emotional to be able to do well in politics. Because politics need some cold and logical calculations devoid of emotions.

Bitterness, hatred, envy and insults will never win you the presidency.

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Romance / Re: How My Boss Tried To Discourage My Husband From Marrying Me – Helen Paul by haslaw(m): 5:20am On Nov 28, 2023
The ex-boss was probably right and giving a very good advice for the following reasons.

1. The ex-boss probably saw her as a flirt who follows many men upandan. How are we sure the boss has not had his own share of the goods.
2. She wasn't obviously a wife material and the ex-boss saw that.
3. Seeing the way she sat down with her exposed thighs in the interview sef is enough reason for any sane Nigerian to advice any man from marrying her.

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Romance / Re: How My Boss Tried To Discourage My Husband From Marrying Me – Helen Paul by haslaw(m): 5:12am On Nov 28, 2023
Uptheante:
Your boss was right.
A woman that can sit with exposed thighs & legs open (in the second picture), leaving little to the viewers' imagination is definitely not a good woman for a clean posh lawyer.
Your husband definitely deserves better


My thoughts exactly.

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Properties / Re: Lady Damages Her Apartment After Landlord Refused To Refund Her Caution Fee by haslaw(m): 7:23pm On Nov 27, 2023
3ice9ce:



See them. Chief tenants.
Una younger brothers dey build house, una de and steal nail.
Tenants wey craze pass una, na people like us dey humble them.
By the time you begin see scratch for your body and your pikin dey cry every night, you go run comot the house.


See d armed robber wey dey call himself landlord.
Anini first born sef dey open him armed robber mouth to steal money of tenant.

If I rent house na UR FADA money I take pay rent?
U would worthless cursed house with ritual money you think say you do arrive. U go burial ground sleep overnight think say you do rich meanwhile na your 1stborn you take do money ritual.

Tenant wey with legal money dey sleep well for night because God bless him legal money while pepo like you wey pound infant for mortar no fit close eye for night. How you take fit chop raw human meat for that Una ritual?

High BP don finish your type

I still dey wait any cannibal ritualist wey go try any nonsese with me. I go destroy am both physically, legally and spiritually. Any goat wey dey threaten Lion, na him death warrant him don sign be that.
Properties / Re: Lady Damages Her Apartment After Landlord Refused To Refund Her Caution Fee by haslaw(m): 6:57pm On Nov 27, 2023
3ice9ce:


Caution money belongs to the tenant and that landlord is a thief. But if them born you or any tenant well, vandalize my property.

If dem born your FADA well, no return the caution money to a person wey sabi him right if no be kirikiri you go land.

The landlord na criminal and you wey dey support am in a coded style no fit go Scot free because I go make sure say Una were blue inside kirikiri


Na Ur type dey sweet to fvckup pass. I dey legal circles so I know wetin I dey talk. I will not damage anything but I go make sure say I follow the case to the letter because breach of contract is a criminal case and you and that landlord go hate me forever.
Properties / Re: Lady Damages Her Apartment After Landlord Refused To Refund Her Caution Fee by haslaw(m): 4:04pm On Nov 27, 2023
SSpeter:
Tenant is not supposed to pay for wear and tear. Tenant is only responsible for damage


No mind the guy. He is very ignorant and wicked.

Nwodosis is very ignorant

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