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khassy:
As pastor say if your neighbor isn't smiling move away from he/she( people wey go winners today ...una hear when pastor David talk am abi)


Na dere I bone face na im d smallie come tell me say I no d smile ... I jus look her tell her say I no fit smile when I d see how beautiful she d and she no come be my friend ... D babe come smile tell me say we no be enemies na (green light)

Omo I jus smile tell myself... Weyrey lobade

BTW
That yemi sax ministration was too powerful e nearly make me concentrate

End of story I collect her number,name, Dept and area (luckily we d sesame street)





Now the bad part of today's church ........

I was in church

usman97:
list can be out anytime. but for sure its dis week cus ambali told ma dad personally

tell ur dad to inform ambali that if the list is nt out this week,he shd be ready to pay ransom because either wife or one of his offspring will be kidnapped...niger/delta at work

khassy:
As d matter d go


I no plan go church today ooo ... I jus comot house ma go stroll na im i jam one make sense chick wey i sabi and na onky short nicker ah wear .. Omo come see para oooo ... Say why you no go go church bla bla bla and the chic fine die na so I reason say make I use style enter church and ma use style catch new babe for the semester



Who d follow

story for d gods....oh sowie for nairalanders..anyway am all hears..just no fall ur hand,make the tory end well

fateemah06:
can the list be out tomorrow..... maybe Wednesday.... but tomorrow ain't sure

and what makes say that

haywhy911:
Some people manage to score one goal o against the Yellow Canaries..... I no call name o. There jersey is blue sha . And that brute that scored was feeling like a king...Custard... Anyway,*in GideonG's voice* NA RELEGATION SURE PASS!


At the Hawthorns,one team like bleeped up big time. Question of the day : Is Cazorla pregnant??

At the Theatre of Dreams,luck shone on those devils. Deeney? Hero or villain?

and since u won now,person no go hear word.anyway my spanish club is barca n the club u hate most is my main club...

MzLarem:
Lolz..yes joor..except its emeere marks..lol

sharp gurl....that was what was on moi mind,just waiting for u to object

MzLarem:
Lolzz..tribal kini? Lagosians don't av tribal marks.

lol,who told u

GideonG:
Naso my bro, Ilorin wey be sey even if u enter taxi, na so so yoruba everywhere and anywhere, iffa hear sey I no go turn omo yoruba in 4yrs. One yoruba gf don do me sef.

FTC dedicated to all the pretty Yoruba girls out there!

nw I can see u mean business

GideonG:
Wow! Thanks a lot. So that means I can say Wa gbe gbon owo?

lol.....nt like that bt I believe u will improve when u get to bbf

fateemah06:
Please what will do.?
If on your wedding day your invited guests are
expecting food and there is no traces of food
around. You then call the Caterer you gave the
contract to cook and she replied you via the
phone with this kind of question.."Is today your
wedding

the host shd be the one to be blamed.how can u give a contract to a caterer n u won't contact her afterwards to knw howfar she has gone

GideonG:
Omo translate am sharperly, I can't wait 2 improve, na small small I dey learn everyday. Mo fe gbon Yoruba dada.

do u knw d meaning of the yoruba u typed lol..it means I want to pack yoruba very well.it shd be gbo nt gbon....u r learning very fast though

U need to work on ur mind,avoid beer as u need to check ur blood sugar....do nt result into taking drugs as ur condition will be worst than b4 later on

DharmyYinks:
Seriously, anoda epistle!

Considering ur first sentence/statement...I should ve considered wether u had d chance to consider d situation at hand. Let me remind u dat u mentioned me first. U mentioning me should ve considered d situation bfor u click dat (Quote). U saw wat was goin on, u didn't consider d situation...den u quoted me n u re expecting me to "consider if u knw wat was goin on"....bro dat point is invalid.

Okay...I deduced wrong? U portrayed wrong too!

Am nt in d mood to listen to "Words of Exaltation" so pls spare me dat.

Even d greatest men apologize? Hmmm, I don't seem to get a quote/scene wer Einstein or Newton or wuever great apologized sincerely. Rather dey wil tell u "To take dem as dey are or leave dem to be" or dey say "Dnt be afraid of wat oda pple say abt u"...in dis case u asking me to apologize.


Anyways, to prevent prolonging dis issue n cos it seems u Rily can't do without an apology n because of one person...I wil just say..







I apologize



But mind u...saying sorry doesn't mean it comes frm d heart! U ve to earn an apology not demand it. Now on what ground did u want me to apologize on since I already apologized.

lol,u are indeed a wave...just drop it..u guys didn't knw each other b4,we are all here for one purpose...let's make frds nt enemy...

Fear1:
Dolapo, immigration go soon catch u 4 uk, u go face deportation at last.

I knw u will quote me bt I don't time for f*g like u

Fear1:
The pusssy u're chasing didn't make u c dat she mentioned my father 1st.

take it easy man,even is she mentioned that,u can ignore it n show maturity..

MzLarem:
seriously..wat re u even writing..I don't even knw hw 2 reply u cos I don't understand..I hope u get d help u need b4 it gets late..


Many psychos on d run..abayskia sef dey make sense pass u nd if u're abayskia..dis part of u no make sense oo..we want our other abayskia back.

he's just an attention seeker n u r just giving him what he wants.

Nigeria undertaker

NOBODYY:
Are you for real?

This is insane...
how will we cover up??
The self acclaimed "better by crap" cant conduct a proper admission process... this is Absurd

I remember b4 d exam,I was told it's better by stress n better by crap just as u said but I didint believe bt nw I concur..may God see us through.

I think d person that stabbed is one with witchcraft

Send the story to the koreans to cook it for u....we look like mumu for ur eyes abi @OP...my creator go judge am as they don't lie to my creator

[s][/s]I remember if I don't take dis those days,my day isn't complete yet

This wait is killing me oo

lotusflower:
Yes boss!!! It's ma birthday nd nah big gift I want o

HBD to u,LLNP..nw that I've wished u,where is ma cake?or better still nairalander's cake?

Yungmilio2:

keep calm
its my birthday

keep calm?when am nt on d high way lolz..anyway its ur day. HBD guy,LLNP..I remember 10th of nov 19.. When u were born that u were crying in ur mama's hand bt thank God u are nw a big bobo..enjoy ur day fella

Oga o! Dis one that almost everyone is frustrated shows am nt d only one in pain of waiting for the list. So frustrated to the extent that all my frds are asking me that did I really pass d putme, I can't even comment here anymore..always envy d likes of Gideong,mzlarem,haywhy n co for the strong will they have to even come here n comment,crack jokes n all..u guys are 1daful n all I av to give back to u is don't give up yet n don't let dem break..it's nt over until it is.................gud evening

Kaybeeeee:
Me too
and I hop Liverpool will make my day by nt losing

isee ur mouth,I pray they make ur day by losing..after swimming in the relegation zone,what else do u want?

gentleman100:
For those using results older than 5 years! YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN. Only D.E. Guys can do so. Ask anybody who is educationally well inclined, O LEVEL Results expires after 5years if not used for any process. Someone who is graduating from law(5 yrs) this year CANNOT use his/her result to apply for other course through UTME, but can do so through D.E. Coming through UTME? It is at your own risk. It might not affect you now..

What I just wrote might sound silly, when the time comes.....

FYM

I know some ladies will abuse d lady that she's a gold digger blab bla, do u knw if d guy told her that he's married or nt..most ladies does this n nothing will happen thereafter.all. We shd pray for is nt to make mistake that will lead us to early grave.no one is perfect

I ll keep holding unto Gods words n I know soonest the joy ll be contagion..just remember
*what u are passing 2ru will pass
*to love urself
*accept urself
*view life situation positively
*see God in every situation.....patiently waiting for my admission on 2nd batch...to all monikers still waiting also, let's keep d faith n hope alive..happy sunday

No reason to shout out to her cos is nt somfin to remember,b4 1min I don overflow with milk

GideonG:
I beg, I beg, I beg I no do!

hahaha