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Nicky058:
bawoni, hope e u slept well

Am 5n. I slept very well, u?

Abraham Lincoln was
elected to Congress in
1846.
John F. Kennedy was
elected to Congress in
1946.
Abraham Lincoln was
elected President in
1860.
John F. Kennedy was
elected President in
1960.
Both were particularly
concerned with civil
rights.
Both their wives lost a
child while living in the
White House.
Both Presidents were
shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were
shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln's secretary was
named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary
was named Lincoln.
Both were
assassinated by
Southerners.
Both were succeeded
by Southerners named
Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who
succeeded Lincoln, was
born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who
succeeded Kennedy,
was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who
assassinated Lincoln,
was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald,
who assassinated
Kennedy, was born in
1939.
Both assassins were
known by their three
names.
Both names are
composed of fifteen
letters.
Now hang on to your
seat.
Lincoln was shot at the
theater named "Ford."
Kennedy was shot in a
car called "Lincoln" made
by "Ford."
Booth and Oswald were
assassinated before
their trials.
And here's the "kicker":
A week before Lincoln
was shot, he was in
Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy
was shot, he was with
Marilyn Monroe.
AND...................:
Lincoln was shot in a
theater and the
assassin ran to a
warehouse...
Kennedy was shot from
a warehouse and the
assassin ran to a
theatre...

Mynd44,lalasticlala

Nicky058:
lolssss, some pple still knw me jor..... Jst 4 in a room..... Lolssss OK ooo, come find me

some people? *draws catapult* who are those people? I'll come find u IF you want to be found.

Nicky058:
lolssss says who, ao r u jor.... Good morning

LOL,Good morning loff...

Can a history teacher explain this ...
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both their wives lost a child while living in the White House. Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both Presidents were shot in the head. Now it gets really weird. Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln. Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names are composed of fifteen letters. Now hang on to your seat. Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford." Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford." Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials. And here's the "kicker": A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe. AND...................: Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse... Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theatre...
Worth a share and like...
Good morning

GideonG:
I slept well jigga, and don't mind those cute seniors, you are way damn cuter and you know it. Panic not lol

LOL, Whyning detected

GideonG:
Lolestical lolest of the highest order!

LOL,No mind those boys o. They just wan steal person property...

Good morning,Boss. Hope you slept well?

Nicky058:
haywhy911 is jst toying wif her
C u knw dat kinda assurance u av wen u knw dat der is a different btw iyawo and concubine *dontsweatit* jst sip

thumbs up, .

Nicky058:
OK, I'm not in a haste I will answer all..... Actually no wolves, dey r jst guys,, cute ones at dat...
Most of dem come in form of senior shaaa,,,,, and I jst made dem realise am not jjc
Buh dey r cool sha, av moved in to my hostel since Tuesday buh avnt lived in.....
Will start from today

Sincerely happy 4 u... How many roomies do u have? And berra tell dose guys to stop being cute . Did they send them to skul to come and be cute? Mtscheew! Heard u are in ghost mode? That's why I'm Shadow . When we are admitted,I'll find u!

Nicky058:
It's always nice to knw der r pple who still appreciate u, even wen u seems not to be Der........ Double G u r exceptional.....
Sincerely I appreciate.... Thank you.....
BTW am getting to knw Ilorin, went for a wedding yesterday

me sef I'm exceptional o cos I appreciate u and miss u too . I know the wedding reminded you of ours..

Nicky058:
add baby and c Wat will apun to ur typing fingers nw

Nicky is still Nicky.... Good morning,ma loff

papindinho:
Memories? Have we chatted before or came across each other?

;Dnope, Memories of Ronaldinho

Dhamielawlah:
And That Was H0w I St0le Page 1607,1608 and 1609 all in 0ne nyt..

That's because I let you

Dhamielawlah:
Me I Like Sleep M0re Than Internet oo..Thanks And Y0u Too..

P.S:i'm tempted to add 'Mallam Musa'..But I W0nt.

LOL,you welcome dear. See ya 2mro . Lemme goan sleep too. 11dot

Dhamielawlah:
L0l..Its n0t 0nly l0w-grade but 0ld-fashi0ned t00..Good Nyt..

going to bed?? Anyway,gudnite,sleep well and sweet dreams.. See ya 2mro.


P.S: i'm tempted to add 'Baby'

Dhamielawlah:
Exactly..Unilorin Is Way Too 0ver-hyped.

poor management. I just hope we are 'all' admitted sha.

Dhamielawlah:
Hehehe n0 be talk dat 0ne ooo..buh seriously mama's helping hand??I D0nt Believe It..

lol,me too. Am not on big on cooking but I think Onga is a low-grade seasoning. Infact,I prefer salt to Onga

Dhamielawlah:
I Cant Even Xplain Seri0usly..I Just D0nt Like It..Its 0ver-hyped these days.

As over-hyped as Unilorin .

TopeQs:
just a 2-0 victory, or more

not going to be easy. That team's gonna park the bus. And Arsenal [just like the Barca of 2012] always finds it hard to crack such teams.

Dhamielawlah:
Ooohhh Thats C00l..

Just kidding. Interesting signature you've got. I guess we shouldn't 'over-trust' that seasoning,Onga. Remember that commercial where Kate Henshaw be like :

"Onga,mama's helping hand"

Dhamielawlah:
Classic??I d0nt find it classic at all.

lol,you don't? What do u find classic then? Red and green? . I'm sure the costume isn't the major problem. Is there sumtin abt the profession you dnt like?

Hoothman:
u get mouth

oyibo man say "if you've got it,flaunt it" We've got the squad,bro...

Dhamielawlah:
Cheii Haywhy Cum and see smth oo..so it is mallam Ribadu..Well I Like This New Name T00 sha..

lol,mallam Ribadu is the original name...but my friends call me [Lord of the] Ribs

GideonG:
Sorry 4 d interferance Please you people should not call haywhy mallam musa oo. It's Mallam Ribadu

na mzlarem dey change the name. 4rm ribadu to danladi to musa.

TopeQs:
EUROPA?
QUOTE ME RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW ARSENAL ARE GOING TO CL ROUND OF 16.

like I said to u 1 day,I have a soft spot 4 Arsenal. I really hope they reach Round 16 but e go hard

Dhamielawlah:
Law Keh??I D0nt Like It Jaree..

but why?? You get to don a classic black and white everyday..

NOBODYY:
.

LMAOo. Pictures again!

Dhamielawlah:
Well as a matter 0f fact i have always admired that c0urse..If I Were An Art Student I w0uld have g0ne f0r it..

I like the course too bt if I were an art student,mass comm. woulda been my choice. I actually thought you were a law aspirant. DhamieLAWlah!

Dhamielawlah:
Well then i guess we b0th have a supplementary name that suits perfectly..Mine Is Baby ryt??And Urs Is Mallam Musa ryt??

LOL,nope. Dnt mind MzLarem jare...

TopeQs:
NOTHING

lol,wetin I do u na? We no go touch ur Emirates Cup na!

NOBODYY:
Then get ready to settle for nothing..

When Madrid lose 2mro,we'll go 9pts clear. La liga is wrapped already. UCL? Still cruising. Copa Del Rey? Our boys at La Masia will run that package

TopeQs:
are you sure your nose isn't blocked?
STOP SNIFFING WHAT IS NOT THERE.......

lwkmd! See as una dey tackle me. Na my fault say Arsenal go play Europa?

Dhamielawlah:
Yeah y0u right ab0u that but at the same time we cant aff0rd t0 think t00 much..S0 W0rry Less

ok,ma.. Now you've deviated from chemistry to psychology..

NOBODYY:
Am no doctor...
But for sure your oflatory lobe has issues..
You don dey smell rubbish
Go fix your nose

LOL,we are at our peak now. Just exerting our dominance everywhere. Only those German Machines,Bayern pose a significant threat. #trebleOrNothing