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mercyda:
it was not fyn jare, dnt no wat I did for dem.
Trust ya, has Mzbunny resumed duty??

nope,Dr.Bunny's duty is going to commence rite after our honeymoon in Miami

mercyda:
Gud evening everybody
Cc:
Haywhy91.1
MzLarem ma'am
Tens4real
GideonG
Revelation
Shollaintee
NOBODYY
DharmyYinks.
Lotusflower

Haywhy, am not reading any novel for now, it baffles me dat I don't have the "" appetite"" to read novels even though I have dem with me.
# Unilorin please don't let us down, we are begging...... lyk seriously, hen.. abi bawo

good evening,ma'am. How was ur 1st ban experience? Am glad my name is top of ur list like Barcelona. I've lost appetite 4 everything..










Except food sha.

Pelhumie:
Mzlarem u r sightd o....Sir Gideon G,Una well done o.....Haywh.y911,d mallam to badt,mallam wf swag hw una dy....Gd pm to u all

LOL,why all of una dey call me badt mallam with swag na . MzLarem,you should be proud. You've created a trend.

mzbunny:
yeah, wande coal bt he was still very fat dat time!

lol,see how u took a subtle dig at him.. Good evening,sweerie

quiethollu:
Boss...is she nxt?

no,boss. She is not

mzbunny:
me I say...."shey na like ds we go dey dey?"

LOL,my loff has joined me. Who sang that song sef? Wande Coal?

Kaybeeeee:
Am starting to believe dat there is no second list


#uniloringiveusourlist

i don't want to think that yet.. After November,I'll just get jamb form. I heard something one day on tv. It has stuck to my brain ever since. I can't remember what he said,verbatim but it's something like this:


*man on tv* "Your brain is a civil mechanism. You've got to have a specific direction before your brain starts working.

What am tryna say is that " you are useless when you are 'direction-less' "Now,Unilorin took us on a honeymoon and then they left us hanging on the moon. No direction. Even "One Direction" can't help us out . It's not about releasing the list anymore. It's about letting us know our fate..

SapphireZ,long time! Oya,give me excuse. Work schedule or mail problems?

The Voice.


Everybody should better start cooking up Plan Bs. Expect the best whilst preparing for the worst.. The ability to turn disadvantages into advantages is what sets you apart.

*in Eminem's voice* "Life's handing you lemons? Make lemonade then."

The Voice is back!


*in Micheal Jackson's voice* "All I wanna say is that,they don't really care about us"

duke59:
Truly u are an endtime hater

How is ur empire family?words on d street is dat it has broken in a thousand pieces

no,no,no,the empire hasn't shattered.. It's the family that has shattered. I and MzLarem alone are the only standing figures

duke59:
where am I dancing to ?

you are dancing to the gutter.....

Kaybeeeee:
Yes,I can take him,they both try,I liked d part where ibime said "I will take any ho you charm/ so all of ya chicks are exposed to harm/
Cos I’m Black Hawk Down. . . . on ya poultry farm!/"

the both are masterz. "even if I staple the calendar to your skull,you still won't carry the day"

Kaybeeeee:
Chaii,those guys no get joy,streetwise got a lot a punchlines,dope line,I can take i.bime sha,naija got talent aswear

are u sure u can take on that guy.? I liked that part where Street said : "I'll dice ur face in fours and send u to the head-quarters"

duke59 cn dance too

Kaybeeeee:
I will check it out
Okies,m not interested sef,I will have prefer Unilorin got talent

talent show? What talent do u have? Skating?

DharmyYinks:
Mzlarem dat I wil soon frm u

endtime dream

SenoritaCristo:
Oh yep....the transport issue does not affect me.
Yep...am done for the day.....d Lecturer didn't even come.

How are u? Hw far wit d list?

okay. Make sure you don't miss out on ur siesta. The list? I don't know o

www.nairaland.com/340656/warcraft-rampage-ibime-vs-streetwize

kaybeeeee,check this battle. Chai!

Kaybeeeee:
Wow,where is d rap battle section??

D Unilorin idol,wats d winning prize??

www.nairaland.com/rap-battles

As for the winning prize,I have no idea. Maybe when you're in school next week,you can confirm

greatscholar:
see john the dreamer,telling me to dream respponsibly$$$$u drunkard....old man wit old mentality

SMH. Who is John the dreamer?

SenoritaCristo:
hey....gud afternoon dearie. Am gud o.
Yep.....I stay in school hostel

oh,great. I just asked because I've never seen you complaining of the transport ish... Have lectures ended 4 today?

SenoritaCristo:
am gud...tanx so much. God bless u. Hw u dey?

good afternoon. I'm 5n o.. God bless u too

SenoritaCristo sighted. Good afternoon,Ma. Hope lectures aren't stressful? Senorita,do u stay in d school hostel?

duke59:
mzlarem dat will soon disfather u

LOL,deceive urself o. I'll let MzLarem answer u.

greatscholar:
mista yk u must be joking.....u better don't embark on an endless journey cos ask Haywhy911 wat I did to him.

do u watch that heineken commercial on UCL matchdays?



DRINK DREAM RESPONSIBLY

DharmyYinks:

i won't follow any of them again. Me and MzLarem will remain sha

mzbunny:
wia av u been loff?

they've all deserted me

DharmyYinks:
Lolzz...I retreated n now am back wit full force




Ladies...ur guy is back



Lotusflower boo...LotusYinks



Mzbunny bae...bola doooooorrllliinnnng

LOL,lotusflower is now Scholar's

DharmyYinks:
She prefers Yemen....mtchewwww

LOL,juju man is here...

MzLarem:
I did nd u?

i slept well too. I'm travelling on Saturday

MzLarem:
Lolz..Dat school tho.
Mallam Cute.

I think I'm fine today.